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GAZZUZZ:
for vehicle Pre-inspection in lagos, check my signature.

U ar in Lagos and I want to come pick a naija used ride in lagos, how much will u charge to help me inspect it when I come?

erico2k2:
Oga of what benefits is it for us to stay on this forum and let people like the OP sell stuff that might endanger lives and properties if we could help it

No mind am joor. Nairaland police is everywhere. That's one thing that makes me feel safe on this site.
If he can't defend his product against these badass NL police men, then he shouldn't bother coming cos they will hunt him down.

#keepnairalandsafe
#keepnaijasafe

All the engineers don speak, now it is my turn to spark. Lay men like me don't understand all these big big grammar, what I understand is common sense (Ben Bruce I hail thee)

First common sense. If this thing is so efficient as u make it look, I think car manufacturers must have incorporated it into their cars by now. When d seat belt and air bags were invented, they didn't need much advertisement b4 they became standard on all vehicles. Even some parts that MIGHT come in handy but not really necessary are mentioned in ur car manual if u read it. Examples are ur seat belt extension and baby carriers. But this is nowhere to be found close to any OEM property.

Secondly, from the picture, that thing takes one round, that translates to one less functional coil, that means less travel for the spring. Common sense tells me that if ur car needs a stiffer or less travelling spring, it won't take Toyota or Honda a trip to d moon to design.

Thirdly, a rubber on ur iron spring? SERIOUSLY? Reminds me of those "fuel savers" u plug into ur car ciggerette lighter.

But then, what do I know? I'm just a lay man trying to make common sense.

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SA

How can we not talk about family when family's all dt we've got?


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BumBae:
Check again resent

Sent u a request on bbm

BumBae:
Lol
Pmed u

I just checked my mail. Nothing from u

BumBae:
Lol
Pmed u

I did dt already b4 u

BumBae:
I did on my alt account didnt u see me ontop iroko tree looking for ur cute ass
Message me on bb ...
My bad should have said hi on this account before

Plz help me out. How am I supposed to know ur apt account or ur be when I don't know this account?

BumBae:
pls im an angel cant u see halo wey dey ontop my head

Hehehehe

halfricanadian:
U can say all u want so far i dont giv a hoot bou d dude y'all love like tell him all dis hate gets no where for me

Are u my God who told u it wud b like dis forever

My dear my life is in Gods hands

Tell d dude d more d hate d more i will never ever ever even wish to see his face *spits*

So go ahead insult me more u only making God have mercy on my and change my story after each persecution man face God always channel happiness

If u can wake d dead up walk on atlantic ocean surface with bear foot den i wud b afraid of ur comment if not

You can do better

Now, I'm confused. It seems I read u right. U are suddenly no longer abusing me. And which dude are u talking about? I'm confused.

If what I said about not being married at 39 is right, I'm totally sorry. U were so hostile and it was annoying. Just know dt I had no prior info on u.

BumBae:

*slaps him* where u beeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn
Lol thought u left yanno ... no hi all these days not cool oh

I'm sorry
But u too didn't check on me.
That's not cool too

I love this ride. So cool. But I'm just imagining driving on d highway in d middle of nowhere and rain suddenly starts falling. You press d button to close d roof and oops! No response. U press again and it begins to move and gets stuck halfway....and d rain gets damn serious.

BumBae:
Ahh me i dont know oh.... Me i no dey look woman kitty to find out if cookies dey drop fromm her

Woman look woman kitty? Na lee-lee things?

Zizzle104:
Guys never mind the car has been sold this morning, som1 just came to pick it up

I no talk am? I knew it will happen. May d buyer enjoy his ride jare.

halfricanadian:
FUVK OW U FEEL DUDE FUVK IT IN UR TINY ASS NATION

Wow! Now I know frustration is killing u.

Reading ur comments, I'm imagining a girl of 39yrs, no husband and no fiance, and men have fuvcked u up over and over.
Just take it easy. E go better

halfricanadian:
You are mad abi u just on ur period p*ssy nigga .

Is all these actually coming from you or are u just looking for attention?

refiner:
oh!...sorry dear!...

I got 194

Yeeeeeey! She passed.... did u? I don't even know.
Abeg Wetin be cut off mark?

halfricanadian:
Ehn barking rotweiler which of ur fadas nd ancestors did i date for money if ur brain is placed under a benin girl pillow atleast buy a new sense

EVERLASTING BASTARD

ANCIENT OF DAYS MOROON

ROCK OF AGES MIXED WITH INSTANT STUPIIDITY

AND A FOOL FOREVER LIVING IN THE TOWER OF BABYLON

I GIVE NO TWO FUVKS BOU DUDE

Well, the energy u spent thinking and typing this crap would be enough to power a rocket. What a waste. Frustration must be killing u right now.

Anyways, I'm sorry I used "u" in dt statement. It was actually a general statement referring to girls dt date men for material things. So sad u felt included. And as far as I can tell, d insult in dt comment is for d men, not u. I'm sorry u got it wrong.
But instead of showing urself off as u did, u could've acted maturely and told me u ar not one of them girls.

TheNonce:




Only _stupid idiotic _bitch niggers would ever attempt crap like this!


Anyway the fact that YOU are also contemplating this act tells us what we need to know about YOU! Try change your moniker to "foolconey" abeg!!!





***snorts coke***

If u continue drinking pcm over another person's headache, u will develop hypertension at 30, heart failure at 35, prostate hyperplasia at 40, parkinsonism at 45, Stroke at 50, and die at 51.

halfricanadian:
the question is ladies can u even allow it?

after he does dat d next thing u see a thread bou it on nl eida in form of story or questions ass kissing p*ssy niggas

I am a handsome guy (I don't need ur approval to say it) and I'm definitely not a virgin. Check my profile and see how many of my sexcapades I posted on Nairaland.
I think u should have urself to blame if u were a victim of such. When u are looking for men with butter as brains, as long as they have plenty of money to spend and probably a big phallus, what exactly do u expect when u eventually dump them for a richer guy?

Stop dating mentally immature guys, no matter how rich they are.

Oh pulease! What's the fuss.

Let's look at it this way. This is d same place u sink ur mouth in and lick all d salty juice dt come out of it. (licks lips) If u can eat what comes out of it, then look at it as a plate. Won't u want to keep ur food plate neat?

And to d ladies, if he eats from dt plate, u should call him to tidy it up once in a while so dt he will appreciate it.

And to d lady dt said guys will use it against her, I think u are seriously paranoid. Remember, building walls around urself to keep ppl out also puts u in a cage.

The clock never stops ticking. If it's stops, then it has to play catch up.

Tick tock tick tock

We go dey here de argue about plate number and i-vtec, one sharp guy might be inspecting d car right now and asking him all these questions face to face. Next thing u will see here is "SOLD"

Una get luck say I no get money now.

Zizzle104:
yes it fell off so i told my mechanic to stick it back so i figure he did it wrongly so i see no big deal

Dude, just come out straight. The whole thing looks suspicious and all u need to do is say d truth. The i-vtec thingy is not an issue, anybody can stick what they like on his or her car. You need to explain d change in plate number.

princetom1:
Not only plate number, check boot where "ACCORD" is written. One is boldly written ACCORD and the other I-VTEC ACCORD. Not only that, someone priced for 700k at the earlier post and yet, here he is advertising for that same price. So, suspicious now,

If u looked at d two engines, u would've noticed dt d other one is sparkling neat, while this one has been used. And b4 u tell me he washed d engine in dt picture, did he wash d battery too? And do think he couldn't have washed it again this time? He obviously has used d car a lot that's why d price cane down.

The only question I see here is d change in plate number.

princetom1:
Not only plate number, check boot where "ACCORD" is written. One is boldly written ACCORD and the other I-VTEC ACCORD. Not only that, someone priced for 700k at the earlier post and yet, here he is advertising for that same price. So, suspicious now,
And this poster just make it more suspicious.

Abeg o, I don't know the guy o. I didn't even look closely to detect all u said cos I wasn't really interested in d car cos I don't have such money now. Just ignore what I said, please, it's irrelevant.

Ppl will scramble for this car. I wish I had the cash on me now.

Smart ppl will not come on Nairaland to ask "will u sell for 600?". If u are smart and seriously interested in this car, u should be talking with this guy on phone now and begging him with 600 and telling him u will pick d car tomorrow.

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waleco2008:
Thanks bros 08026267624 whtapp

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Age is just a number. Maturity is a state of d mind.


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