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PoliticsRe: Will You Vote In Next Year's General Elections Or Not? by macrodata(m): 7:22pm On Aug 08, 2022
Michelle70:
I'll vote Kwakwasor
Chop agbado & ewa everyday. You will have the kwashiorko.
PoliticsRe: Pyrates Confraternity Mock Tinubu (Photos, Video) by macrodata(m): 8:38am On Aug 08, 2022
PandoraObi:
Igbos?
Fulanis.
PoliticsRe: 10 REASONS WHY TINUBU IS BETTER THAN PETER OBI by macrodata(m): 10:25am On Aug 01, 2022
BATified2023:
hope u know obi quotes numbers often from ipob bureau of statistics

100 out of NBA players are Nigerians
Should I stop here?
That's why you need to learn from Obi. He's doing a better job as a statistician than your candidate who doesn't know that 50m youths will have to include underage vigilantes.
PoliticsRe: 10 REASONS WHY TINUBU IS BETTER THAN PETER OBI by macrodata(m): 9:28pm On Jul 31, 2022
You people will just be quoting numbers as if it's a commodity in the market.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Discovered Peter Obi Before Keyboard Warriors Knew About Him, Says Melaye by macrodata(m): 3:25pm On Jul 31, 2022
If Obi wasn't competent, would Atiku had discovered him?

If anyone needs to be thanked, it's the people of Anambra.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Happened After I Removed The Lies From My CV by macrodata(m): 11:17am On Jul 31, 2022
Ancecoker:
grin
Baba e no get how you wan take do am... U must to lie either in your CV or during interview. Wetin be say me and you know say you no be team player.... grin grin
Team player is coded word for "if una dey chop company money, I no go leak secret". Or "if I see chance we go chop together"
RomanceRe: See What I Did To My Ex For Cheating On Me. by macrodata(m): 11:01am On Jul 29, 2022
Alexgman1:
In every relationship I find myself, I always try my best to please & satisfy my woman even to my own detriment but it seems no matter what u can never pls a woman. Only few women out there are sincere, loyal & faithful.

My recent & 4th relationship was the most tasking. I fell in love with this girl out of pity & compassion. She was the 1st child of 14 kids. Her mum is late & her dad is based in cameroun with his other 2 wives. I vowed to love & care for her & her sibblings as if they are mine. I sacrificed all i had to make them happy & comfortable.

But the issue is she wanted everynight sex but i couldnt attend to her always. My work was time & energing cosuming so I can't over stress myself. After 1year & a half she left me & went back to her ex. It took me 5 months to get over it.

Recently I called her to come celebrate my birthday with me. I took her to a fast food we eat & drink alot & she even ordered take aways 4 her sibblings. I took excuse to go & do POS & dat was how i left her to pay #24,000 bill.
You're an idiot... you called her again to reaffirm that your stupidity is on steroids this time. Weldone.
EducationRe: Easy Ways To Identify Intelligent People by macrodata(m): 7:28am On Jul 24, 2022
Intelligence is relative. Someone may be intelligent in one area and be dumb in another. However there is a level ground called common sense. This is the area where the dumb ones are chaffed out.
GamingRe: Playstation Gift Card (US) For Sale by macrodata(m): 7:37am On Jul 23, 2022
FettyWilliams:
Hello everyone, I have a play station gift card USA Nd I am looking for who to sell it to since I don't make use of it, I no need reapers please, this is my hope of eating for two weeks so no reapers please
what's the worth of the card?
FamilyRe: My Ex. And Her Husband Are Now My In-laws. by macrodata(m): 9:40pm On Jul 20, 2022
Amaka. See my life now!
InvestmentRe: What’s The Best Investing Advice You’ve Ever Received? by macrodata(m): 5:00pm On Jul 20, 2022
SavageResponse:
Instead of you to go and take advantage of the recent pump in the price of cryptos you're here talking about agbado and cassava grin
The best time to buy was one week ago. Don't rush in, wait for the market to retrace before you use your money to do giveaway to other traders.
InvestmentRe: What’s The Best Investing Advice You’ve Ever Received? by macrodata(m): 4:58pm On Jul 20, 2022
Buy when others are selling.
Sell when everyone is buying.
CelebritiesRe: Racist Fan Taunts Korra Obidi And Her Babies In Disturbing Message by macrodata(m): 4:44pm On Jul 20, 2022
Okonandmary:
The so called racist is a Nigerian. You can see right through the wordings of sentences
definitely not. I guess you're reading it with a Naija accent.
PoliticsRe: How Peter Obi's 61st Birthday Was Celebrated By Nigerians (Photos) by macrodata(m): 9:21am On Jul 20, 2022
Karlovich:
embarassed I see Peter Obi emerging with victory at the polls, I seen a drug baron drenching himself in his feces, I see some urchins smoking crack cocaine from their boss to calm themselves, [s]I see them embarking on a last-minute attempt to manipulate the results, I see his staunch advocate being denied Canadian visa for him and his family[/s]

This I have seen!
After planning to vote for an ancient mysterious animal called BAT in Nigeria, he is still making other plans to japa with his family. Na agent go chop all hin N12m finish! This I have seen!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu & The Drug Money Saga: Plainsite Has Been Reported To Google - Hundeyin by macrodata(m): 8:21pm On Jul 19, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
[s]This was exactly how they killed Twitter with their bigotry and hatred for Asiwaju Tinubu ( and President Buhari) because he is not from their tribe and religion.

These minority hate him so much and have hated him since 2015 as he keeps defeating them and their sponsors. So they will go to all evil extent including bringing down the labour of others just to blame him for being better than those less competent candidates they support. Yet they will still lose.

The website obviously does not own the documents it purportedly uploads. It must have been catfished. They are going down.

They are welcome to ipob terrorists and their co-conspirator's brand of badluck. They have not even started their lamentation yet.

The website owners will watch their descent into badluck after badluck in the same way these same set of losers afflicted Twitter with badluck upon badluck.

Before their very own eyes, they will see how everything they have built will be wrecked with badluck. They do not know how to build o but they know how to destroy the platforms others have built.

To my fellow patriotic Nigerians, please ignore the naysayers, bigots and hate-filled terrorists losers and their sympathizers and vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.

Asiwaju Tinubu is the most capable and the most competent among all the Presidential candidates. Vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.

All the enemies of Nigeria and all the enemies of Asiwaju Tinubu will lose las las. They always lose.
May God bless Nigeria for ever.

Why do I want you to vote for Asiwaju Tinubu?

Please vote for Asiwaju-Shettima if you want the best and most competent pair to take Nigeria to greater heights.

Read Tinubunomics: Dissecting Tinubu’s economic track records https://www.nairaland.com/7222062/tinubunomics-dissecting-tinubus-economic-track

Asiwaju Tinubu deserves your vote because he is the best among them.

Asiwaju Tinubu towers over all of them in terms of competency and illustrous records of feats in public service
Please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.


Asiwaju Tinubu is extremely competent and capable to lead Nigeria to greater heights. He is an excellent experienced public administrator and a Patriot to the core.

Asiwaju Tinubu is a brilliant visionary leader who will keep his promise to take Nigeria to greater heights.

I may need to take you down memory lane of his account of stewardship in public office in case you do not know or trying to ignore the significance of Asiwaju's sterling performance in office as a reason he is being rewarded with support today.

As the Executive Governor of Lagos State, Asiwaju Tinubu recovered what is now called Eko Atlantic from the raging Atlantic ocean Lagos Bar beach coast line flooding (for decades that problem even some of the more developed nations explain away as climate change problems) defied all solutions by FG and the highbrow strategic Victoria Island was deteriorating fast with businesses, embassies, hotels etc exiting VI in droves. During that time, the Atlantic ocean flooding reach the fringes of Ozumba after the flood completely take over Adetokunbo Ademola. Lagos State Government under the brilliant , resourceful and hardworking Asiwaju Tinubu solved that herculean challenge and today, VI is back to its glory.

It was Asiwaju Tinubu that brought back the Lagos Central Business District and Broad street commercial nerve centre of Nigeria back to life after it was abandoned, it's Asiwaju Tinubu who built major roads from Oregun to Lawanson to Igando LASU to as far as Badagry etc.

Asiwaju Tinubu is the one who fixed the horrible waste problem we had in Lagos and that LASTMA and BRT you see were created by Asiwaju. Asiwaju Tinubu was the one who got Lagos State to be part of the owners of Econet and unlike Delta State where the shares were sold and funds pocketed, Lagos State Shares were warehoused with professional investors in the state investment agency called Ibile holdings.

Asiwaju Tinubu increased bursaries to students of Lagos State origin (NULASS) and made public schools free for all Lagosians regardless of your tribe, religion or political party affiliation after his administration had successfully returned missionary schools to their original owners( other states later copied Lagos) . It was during his tenure that Ikeja General Hospital became a teaching Hospital, upgraded most of the clinics to General Hospitals giving free health to the 5 years and below and Lagosians of 65 years and above age group. .

The fund that BRF used to quickly build infrastructures were the LGA funds withheld by Pa Obasanjo and despite that Asiwaju Tinubu never owed salaries.
When the purchase of FG refineries by Alhaji Dangote was cancelled by HE Yardua, Alhaji Aliko Dangote ran to Asiwaju Tinubu after most state governments and governors in the SS gave Dangote a cold shoulder. Today, through the assistance Asiwaju Tinubu gave Aliko Dangote, Dangote Refinery is taking off to help us stop the petrol subsidy killing our naira and public finances.


Asiwaju Tinubu is loyal to those who paid the ultimate price for our democracy and today heroes like Bagauda Kalto, Pa Alfred Rewane, Pa Abraham Adesanya etc are immortalized in Lagos . One of the most memorable achievements of Asiwaju Tinubu for me was helping to stop the blood letting and recurring Hausa-Yoruba/OPC war in Idi Araba and Agege. Those hellish period of unrest defied even the effort of past military state administrators of Lagos but Asiwaju Tinubu was able to solve it.

That Lagos State Government civil service is regarded as the best in Nigeria is due to the hardwork Asiwaju Tinubu did to reform it, created Tutors-Generals offices, improved harmonized pay structure, best pension scheme for civil servants etc.
I can go on and on to educate you on the legacies of Asiwaju Tinubu still standing till today as my reasons for my confidence in Asiwaju Tinubu sir/ma

That's why my appeal goes to you my fellow patriotic Nigerians to please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.
Please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.
-Sunkanmi Vaughan
Meanwhile, if you want free business ideas and directory of money sources, please check my signature. Cheers.[/s]
If your candidate was good, you wont have to type this long ass rubbish.
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Meets Mia Mottley, The Prime Minister Of Barbados (Pics) by macrodata(m): 4:21pm On Jul 19, 2022
heendrix:
I don't care but Good for him

But that aside, the title of today's talk is "Table dey turn" shey una sabi that sarki of then now? I just say make I update una say Table don finally turn reach him side to
In Burna's voice:

"Last-Last! E don cast!
Na everybody go chop breakfast"
FamilyRe: How Much Do You Spend Daily As A Married Or Single Man by macrodata(m): 11:59pm On Jul 16, 2022
koldej:
The comment of this married men on this thread is scary, you mean 10k per day averagely? shey I go marry like this so? Spending averagely 1200 daily as a single guy I'm still thinking of how to cut my cost... Now I know what it means with the saying *it's not easy to be a man*
God! 10k daily! I no go near woman again
that N10k na my budget if I tight hand for house. I told my wife I'm OK with 2 children she think it's a joke till I go Hospital do castration her eyes go clear.
FamilyRe: How Much Do You Spend Daily As A Married Or Single Man by macrodata(m): 11:54pm On Jul 16, 2022
Every morning I wake up, after good morning Daddy na billing from all corners of the house. I try to buy everything we need every month in one or two shopping, still they must add billing to early morning greeting.

I just dey wake up like this, ATM boy outside my house don dey wait for me to come withdraw morning N10k.

I no wan think this matter I swear. I just console myself that it's just $18-$20 expense during the day
PoliticsRe: Why Peter Obi May Become Nigeria’s President By Default - Kperogi by macrodata(m): 11:29am On Jul 16, 2022
DSC7:
Peter obi all the way...

Say no to Pablo EscoBAT.....

Be OBIdient, Yusful and always Forbid BATing....
nice meme. My version below. We remain OBIdient. grin

PoliticsRe: AAC And NNPP Yet To Upload Candidates' Names 3 Days To Deadline by macrodata(m): 11:36pm On Jul 13, 2022
adioolayi:
Kwankwaso is now an orphan ni grin grin grin

Make Sowore and Kwankwaso merge na grin grin
Lmao! Sowore will not agree to be vice. Kwankwaso must be vice to Sowore whether he likes it or not. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Police Recapture Kuje Prison Escapee, Yakubu AbdulMumuni In Ogun by macrodata(m): 1:38pm On Jul 13, 2022
Hahaha The Bible says, no rest for the wicked.

When Nigeria military apparatus wants to work, they work efficiently. If not for their compromised superiors, they would've been outstanding
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Do You Do When You're Bored And Alone In The House by macrodata(m): 1:47pm On Jul 12, 2022
parkervero:
Masturbation and self-f^Ck are two different act.

Can your dick/cock get long enough to penetrate your anus anal-ytically?
bros masturb, anal, beastiality, toys, Man2Man, Girl2Girl, robo-controlled, wet dreams, r*pe, sexual fantasies (biblically) is all sex. It doesn't matter who climbed who. What matters is the act.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Do You Do When You're Bored And Alone In The House by macrodata(m): 11:37am On Jul 12, 2022
parkervero:
Make I tell you true true. Just watch porn and masturbate to it. Sleep go rush come and you go feel relaxed.

Don't get addicted to it oo
But if I say "go & fűck ya sef", you'll get angry.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: Christianity Is Endangered Under The APC by macrodata(m): 1:31pm On Jul 11, 2022
hopexter:
Who’s Obidient huh
Wow! Is this sacarsm or for real?
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: Christianity Is Endangered Under The APC by macrodata(m):
Ive been expecting Reno to react. He's just too predictable.
He's irrelevant to OBIdients.



Please see my signature below.
PoliticsRe: Fuel Hits N250/Litre In Abuja, Others, Queues Spread by macrodata(m): 11:35am On Jul 11, 2022
Nigeria!!!

From top to Battum!
InvestmentRe: Discover The Best Way To Earn $100 - $700 Monthly With Just Your Smartphone by macrodata(m): 11:34am On Jul 11, 2022
Oyibo still dey buy ebooks? YouTube and Google has simplified everything.

I'm not trying to put down your business, I'm just stating the obvious.
PoliticsRe: Wife To Esn/unknown Gunmen Cries Out As Husband Is Killed VIDEO by macrodata(m): 4:06pm On Jul 10, 2022
I really don't understand you people in the East.

Stop agitation- NO!
Allow people to go about their business - NO!
Stop killing your people -NO!
Live in peace with strangers in your land - NO!


Military come in, you all start crying that Governor is killing his people.

You Biafrans are misguided.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Reports Obi And Baba-Ahmed To UK, US And EU On LGBTQ Statement by macrodata(m): 3:21pm On Jul 10, 2022
Smithkafors:
See.....Reno below.
bros, e be like say na me snap this photo in Jos during palliative loot.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: Hold Peter Obi Responsible If Anything Happens To Me by macrodata(m): 12:06am On Jul 09, 2022
skywalker240:
Reno is starting to be irrelevant
PoliticsRe: Sowore Condemns Petition Against Reno Omokri by macrodata(m): 2:31pm On Jul 08, 2022
One guy gave reply that made me laugh �

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