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[size=14pt]IMAGINE THIS! [/size]

African Leaders At The UN summit.

NO WONDER THE INFLATION RATE IN ZIMBABWE IS 2.5 MILLION %

When they were deliberating on energy and power, they were sleeping.

When they were deliberating on economic development, they were sleeping.
When they deliberated on food security, they were asleep.
When they fixed interest rate on debtor's (African) loans, they were asleep.
When they deliberated on conflict resolution through dialogue they were already snoring.
They only woke up, to support motion for adjournment and signed the communiqué.

Of course!, they need rest, they worked tirelessly back home clamping down their opponents and critics.

They Spent the night strategizing on the next move to subdue their opponents.

Back home airports were closed 2hrs before their arrival, motor-ways were blocked 1hr ahead, Armed Policemen stood guard 8hrs before arrival. Rented crowd clamoured under sun to cheer them up, WHAT HAVE THEY BROUGHT HOME?

die hard series

I LOVE

ALIEN SERIES

Please nairalanders, how good is SEX AND THE CITY? I don't know which series to watch again. l love something that has suspense, action etc

India successfully launches the unmanned Chandrayaan 1 spacecraft - the country's first mission to the Moon, while our great country Nigeria is still sleeping. The earlier our leaders realized that HUMAN RESOURCES DEVELOPMENT is the pillar of any major significant development, the better.


[size=14pt]Just keep your fingers crossed because in a short while PAKISTAN will launch theirs too. Their rivalry will never end[/size]

@ Richo

fuk kaduna and its boys jare!!

Please Richo l beg you in the name of whoever you are worshiping don't use dirty/foul language on this thread.  You should have pretended as if u did not see this msg. You were born and brought up in KD, l find it hard that u've suddenly forgotten your identity.

You are in oversea now abi? Congrats!!!

[s] But don't get yourself drown please[/s]

I'm 27yrs, working with an NGO, 5'17 tall, Athletic in nature, Romantic,Humourous & firm. I need a decent, friendly, age btw 21 - 25, and a romantic babe to drop by +234 702 66 88 948 email:- macteejay2@yahoo.com

Warning: if you don't have the qualities l mentioned pls just pretend as if u did not see this message

My greatest love songs are:
         
              No. 1


You keep telling me you want me
Hold me close all through the night
I know!! that deep inside you need me
No one else can make it right
Don't you try to hide the secret
I can see it in your eyes
You said the words without speaking
Now I'm going to make you mine!

Give me just one night, una noche!
A moment to be by your side
Give me just one night, una noche!
I'll give you the time of your life!
(the time of you life, ooooh)
(I'll give you the time of your life)
(oooh baby yeah!)

Keep twisting your mind.
NAMES OF THE LUCKY WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON THE NETWORK SERVICES ON THE 3IST OF NOVEMBER 2008.

A friend just sent me this text msg below:


I + OPPOSITE OF W +INITIAL OF ICE + TWICE D LETTER B4 T + 3 QUATER OF X + 15TH LETTER + HALF OF 0.

Nairalanders kindly figure out what this all about. Chao!

@ Adahna

prison break is da bomb, hey guys,do u think sarah died, please who knows

We were made to believe that Sara Trancreddi was beheaded (Killed) when Scofield fails to meet their deadline and Burrows attempts a double-cross, Company operative Gretchen Morgan "beheads Tancredi" and sends Lincoln the head as a warning.
But She appeared again as a major character in SEASON 4.

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[b]- A Washington woman was sentenced on Wednesday to two years in prison and five years of supervised release for her role in an Internet counterfeit check scheme.
Edna Fiedler pleaded guilty in March to attempting to defraud U.S. citizens in a scheme known as a Nigerian check scam.
Fiedler helped her accomplices in Nigeria send fake checks to people who had agreed to cash the checks on behalf of the sender, keeping some of the proceeds and sending the rest back.
The Nigerians found people willing to cash the fake checks via e-mail. They would send their names as well as fake documents that looked like Wal-Mart money orders, Bank of America checks, U.S. Postal Service checks and American Express traveler's checks to Fiedler. They told her how to fill out the checks and where to send them.
The recipients most likely thought they were helping out someone who needed a person in the U.S. to cash a check for them, according to the U.S. Department of Justice. They were able to get the money by cashing the checks, and sent most of it to either Fiedler or her Nigerian accomplices. However, once the checks were discovered to be fake, the people who cashed them were responsible for the full amount.
All told, Fiedler sent out US$609,000 worth of phony checks and money orders. When U.S. Secret Service agents investigating the case searched Fiedler's house, they found additional fake checks worth more than $1.1 million that she was preparing to send out.
At a recent conference in Seattle, a representative from the U.S. Postal Service and Washington State Attorney General Rob McKenna described ways they're working to shut down these kinds of scams, particularly because they often involve people who don't realize that they're taking part in illegal activities.
The U.S. Postal Service recently sent 15 postal investigators to Lagos, Nigeria, and during a three-month period there, they helped intercept counterfeit checks, lottery tickets and eBay overpayment schemes with a face value of $2.1 billion, Chris Siouris, a cyber investigator at the U.S. Postal Inspector, said at the recent conference. Siouris, McKenna and others are pushing for ways to better educate Internet users so that people don't unwittingly help out in these kinds of e-mail scams.
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THE VARIOUS TEST VENUES ARE:

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[li]Lagos - Alagbon close, Ikoyi, Lagos

Kaduna - Office, Independence Way Kaduna

Bauchi - Fed Sec Complex, Bauchi

Minna - Fed Sec Complex, Minna
            P.M.B 34 Minna

Owerri - Fed Sec Complex, Owerri OR     Industrial Layout, Onitsha Rd


Ibadan - Agodi-Ibadan, Oyo State  OR   4th floor, Customs house, Bodija, Ibadan. Oyo State



Benin -  Ikpoba Hill Benin City


Makurdi -    Old SSG. Office, G.R.A. Makurdi

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ALL THE BEST GUYS!!!!!!!!!!![/b]

THE VAROIUS TEST VENUES

[b][list]
[li]Lagos - Alagbon close, Ikoyi, Lagos

Kaduna - Office, Independence Way Kaduna

Bauchi - Fed Sec Complex, Bauchi

Minna - Fed Sec Complex, Minna
P.M.B 34 Minna

Owerri - Fed Sec Complex, Owerri OR Industrial Layout, Onitsha Rd


Ibadan - Agodi-Ibadan, Oyo State OR 4th floor, Customs house, Bodija, Ibadan. Oyo State



Benin - Ikpoba Hill Benin City


Makurdi - Old SSG. Office, G.R.A. Makurdi

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ALL THE BEST GUYS!!!!!!!!!!![/b]