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..Ehen i jst rmbrd one badoo act i acted in skul recently.. I couldnt share it coz nairaland crashed..
I got to skul to confirm my details on d mob list.. I looked nd it wz al correct.. I den regretted why i wasted time n money to travel to enugu.. Coz i was forced to buy a lotta goodies for my frnds especially d cream babes.
i felt i shld jst do sthn worth the journey.. I looked round.. No security around.. I opened nd tore off d page my name appeared frm d mob list nd dropped it in my school bag nd bounced off.. People where just looking @ me.. Mehn i was feeling #despicable nd satisfied..

Hissexcellencie: Jaysu!!! U know how many people go dey find their names now!

dont worry! I got em covered!!

Ehen i jst rmbrd one badoo act i acted in skul recently.. I couldnt share it coz nairaland crashed..
I got to skul to confirm my details on d mob list.. I looked nd it wz al correct.. I den regretted why i wasted time n money to travel to enugu.. Coz i was forced to buy a lotta goodies for my frnds especially d cream babes.
i felt i shld jst do sthn worth the journey.. I looked round.. No security around.. I opened nd tore off d page my name appeared frm d mob list nd dropped it in my school bag nd bounced off.. People where just looking @ me.. Mehn i was feeling #despicable nd satisfied..

karleone: Send the money nah. I go buy bring am come ur camp..

No worry.. Aba no far

Samguine: Market of the gods

come n lead me to d market

karleone: Ikot-Ekpene road Ogbor/hill. This one u dey ask, hope saay u no wan come bomb us? I dey fear that ur Muyiwa sorry monicker.

Guy help me buy camp tinz for ariara na..

ENIMONEY: #picks race!!! U people want to spoil me o!!!

come back here!! I know its SEXUALITY section u r running to.

Change of mind peeps.. Japan must wait,i wan qo camp .. Abeg which market i fit see everything buy?

ENIMONEY: I don chop them. How ur drum of vaseline?

lol.. I don rub am...
Btw . Hope u washed d used fruits before eating? I mean d vaseline on it.

ENIMONEY: lol! Oga gud evening.

enimoney hw are ur fruits?

[quote author=DrPhilA.Bd]Don't mind dose our frds going to sexuality section den coming her to discuss hw d story made dem feel funky.[/quote]

ismolicious: No es hasta que el hombre, la primera entrada lo dice todo .... * winks *

It isn't up to that man, your first post said it all....*winks*

google translator is such a wonderfull tool

Ewiss: Hello evri1 am new here buh av been following dis trend since d old one
Am ewiss #4rm madonna uni#microbiology# lik to serve in akwa ibom

hey welcome sissy.. @ least i got a skul mate now... Am frm caritas.. U finished from elele i suppose?

[quote author=DrPhilA.Bd]lmao... U nor well. Ask other pple & not me because I always forward away frm dt place.[/quote]hmmm.. Mk we believe

[quote author=DrPhilA.Bd]U & Vaseline... I'm starting to believe u lyk ur cucumber or plantain smooth, courtesy vaseline[/quote]lmfao..lwkmd...lmaoacliwtd!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha! Chaii.. C talk..

[quote author=DrPhilA.Bd]Oya write, I want to read your story.[/quote]i wrote one before nairaland crashed.

ENIMONEY: dr phill put me down biko, am a le le. i dont do boys..hehehehehe

LE LE Lemme pretend i didnt hear

[quote author=DrPhilA.Bd]Lol... My love plz say somethg else jhur. Y don't u criticise in the literature section, y must it be d sexuality part?[/quote]coz it is still part of literature.. It comes in d 3genres.. Drama,prose n poetry

ENIMONEY: lol.. been there once na. i no be regular

lol.. When ppl get caught.. They claim its their first time.. We know it all. Its my first tym too

ENIMONEY: hmmm.. i hear you... you cant critique in literature section abi?? criticism with bowl of vaseline nearby

lol... BOWL!! not even cup. Abeg oo
and am tired of been in literature section.. Critics plenty there.. I chose 'a road not taken' which is sexuality section!.. All of dem na literature.

ENIMONEY: see as you shock.. dont tell me you use vaseline too

(TOO)!! Meaning wat?.. I hope am nt d initial point of reference.. I dont use vaseline.. Infact i dnt rub cream at all.

[quote author=DrPhilA.Bd]which story is dt, because u sound lyk it ws so so interesting... Lyk dts d best story u ve eva read[/quote]why are so interested in d story na Later u will be claiming novice for sexuality section..
Enimoney is a regular in dt section nd she is proud of it..

[quote author=DrPhilA.Bd]Dts a big lie... I ve actually been very busy. U are lying against me, abi?[/quote]have u ever heard me lying before?

ENIMONEY: you na bros for there o.. take it easy o, vaseline don finsih for market o.

no.. Am actually one of d critics.. I derive fun in constructive criticism.

[quote author=DrPhilA.Bd]Tah!! will u stop modifying my comments already? Nor con spoil market for me o[/quote]lol.. Market? U neva confess wetin u dey sell.

ENIMONEY: my first time there and i stumbled upon madness.com ..omo the guy is a born story teller...loool

lol.. They were also some crazy stories i wz following b4 nairaland crashed.. Very painful!

[quote author=DrPhilA.Bd]See dese spoilt pple... Later u pple ll be looking for vaseline & cucumber *rme*[/quote]how u tk know if u no follow? I can bet dat u frequent dat section and dt is what has been keepn u away frm diz ouz

The rantings no reach me...
I dnt hv cliq... I dnt beef... I dnt reply beefs.... I dnt settle beefs... I no gt skulmates here... Na private skul i qo.. Plus.. I dnt feel inferiority complex.. Neither am i proud.. Na me stil smal pass but dat na age,no b for brain.. I no gt babe.. No cream babe dey admire me.. Bt i dnt mind.. Nd i dnt brag..


Wait wait! Who ask me sef

I have something very important to say.. But dis pages would not contain it.























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A very happy birthday to samguine...

ALOBAM!!!

[quote author=DrPhilA.Bd]lmao... U so wish. Keep loving Broda. U knw i love u more.[/quote] tnx dearie!

ENIMONEY: still awake o. Was reading a nawti story written by one funny nlander. Am done now. Goodnight

Am sure its frm d sexuality section.. I think i saw u there too.

ENIMONEY: Am now scared of everybody on here!!!!

Even me? The meat chopper?