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Samguine: What exactly do you want me to say? My affection for you, or my special interest in your smile, the way your eyes brightens my heart, or the way your skin glows like the Neutron star. What exactly do you want me to say? What??

dis quy too good. Teaching me modern toasting grammar every now and then.. Cant wait to apply dis one

cutiepie01: Lolz.Am not d godmother of this thread oh!Well,am precisely the class teacher of d thread and i take attendance.Lolz

cutiepie01 shey u no see my professional toasting ni? Abi u cant find d words with which to accept
give me reply abeg.. Chap! Chap!

surestsam: it wil b too much for only u nw

u wan join me chop enimoney meat

ENIMONEY: oghene!!! Chopping my meat? #runs from the thread screaming!!!!

come back here!! Are u a baby? Look here,it is sweet.. I would chop gently..

surestsam: which meat is dat o

enimoney meat o

ENIMONEY: ha! This one na serious case of cannibalism. Loool

am talkn about chopping ur meat nd not ur flesh! Suyamasta would hv helped me in xplainin beta.. I no sabi xplain all dis kyn tin.

ENIMONEY: lool! I plenty o. U can't finish me!

of course! I dont even want you to finish.. So that i can chop* u everyday..

ENIMONEY: Good morning house! Am in a good mood so amma take all your breakfast orders! Anything you wanna eat, just lemme know .

its lunch time... I just wanna eat enimoney..

cutiepie01: Hahahaha.The ppl dat are 2 be feared sef dont need to talk,An encounter with them will convince him.

ok ooo... Cutiepie01

its lyk am having a longitudinal biometric gravitational force propelled nd skyrocketed towards u in order to effectualize an innermost bigbang dat will liquidize d sporadic feelings of insurmountable love dat is incubated in my heart...

i hope i tried... Coz with d likes of samguine here,one needs to b more proffesional in toasting

cutiepie01: heheehe.Na mouth u dey use shit abi?

i no dey shit oo..
U dey shit

abbie4eva: Altho, i would lyk sum form of orientation. Who n who r to b feared n respected?? The bosses m chairladies??

FEAR me OOOO.. Just fear ME.. I can kill a fly!
And am d eldest in dis room frm behind

cutiepie01: Lolzz@'i will tell my mummy',u don use ur hand open ur nyansh sef u be confirmed ajebutter.

i no gt nyansh

cutiepie01: ATTENDANCE FOR SUNDAY,29TH OF JUNE 2014.
The rule remains the same,answer present ma if u hear your name,failure to do so will attract a fine of #500 which will be collected by smeeky.
Kennykg
Osemu8(My good friend)
AdaEkube
Ptoocool
Dat-koded
Olaoyekemi
Ismolicious
Whyt-Jane
Bacteriocin
Macuwon(Ajebutter)
Chykmoni
Banttieman(Bounce into greatness)
Slimz10
Mikedimeji
Traecey
Zerray(minister of info.)
God's favourite
Phiszo
Luvlycute
Samguine(women affairs minister)#Picks Race b4 e go beat me.Hehe#
Greenbunny.Sorry,redbunny
Smeeky(My inspirer on NL)
Meeky
Rationalmind
Highmey
Okikpo(Oyel money)
Raystar96(my admirer)
Noordean
Azyd
Ojestas(Jesty bobo)
Ifyzo(my love)
Rhazur(Results must surely cancel insults)
Suyamaster(Hmmm,commentus reserved)
Darkchocolate(Omalichaa,Nwanyiocha)
His Excellencie
Valentinooo
Enimoney(Owo loun soro)
Hamzeiy
Siegfried
Buksich
Bentonmaye
Adaekube
Ajasa4link
Nellcy now enellcy
Yorex2011
Ikescope
Prixxy7

there is God ooo. Hw i tk b ajebutter?.. Me dat does nt lyk butter,only bama dt i lyk.. I wil tel my mummy for u...






PRESENT AUNTY!!

chykmoni: we got many chattn forums. It's high time you looked for NL backup(probably FB) to avoid further reocurrence

seconded!
Thirdconded!
Fourthconded!
FACEBOOK PREFERABLY!! where everybody has access to..
Abeg anybody interested should drop his facebook monicker! Mine is 'MACAULAY CHUKWUDYK DA MACUWON'..
Am nt tryn to kill the thread... But just incase bokoharam bombs dis place again and who knows if it wil come back? Den we would all become history.. Lost forever.. I felt dat scare during d initial blackout.. Wondering if i would ever communicate with u guys aqain in life...
PEACE!

This new house dey somehow... I dey sleep outside but i qo dey peep inside sometimes..
Incase boko haram attack our nairaland again.. Or Anybody way dey look for me,make him find me with my monicker for facebook land... I be landlord for dat syd.. Na only me get dat monicker for facebook & twitter
i dey c gaetano dey make noise everyday for twitter.. Make i go giv am our new house address

slimz10: pls house where can someone who studied agric engineering be posted to?

schooled at MOUAU

mouau! Wow.. Welcome... Umudike is ma villa.. Am in umudike now... U may b posted to ota farm or to teach french in a village school

Valentinooo: Where are others?

Ifyzo, luvlycute, debbygirly, Jimwalex, DivaLindiway, osemu8, Meeky, traecey, DrPhilA.Bd, Skateboard887, osazerray, Beverlie, dania30, samguine, opeyemmmy, Smeeky, saltinn, MissIndependent, Zinny402, Funpeter, just mi, macuwon, chykmoni, berryB, traecey, bioduneberry, Mannylex, AdaEkube, lamiwale, dat_koded, dstnd, richeazy.

Those are the names i can still remember/get for now. So if you hear your name just say present.

present!! Where are the rest ooo. Suyamasta,sokarsenal,nellcy,etc

MabraO: Some don miss road
Some go do surgery(change of moniker) like me

U will hardly recognize some of us. It takes time tho
Welcome on board

lol.. So who u be before?

So we don relocate come here... Where other ppl dey na?? Mk we qo rescue them ooo. U sure say dem qo find road reach here?

consultancy: a month old tecno m3 and a blckberry curve 4 are up for sale. both phones are in perfect condition and come wit original chargers, original batteries and original earpiece. tecno m3 is 11,500 , while the curve 4 is 17 k.
seriouse buyers can call me on...07061814077

whr r u? Am in enugu.

a brand new m3 goes for 14k d most. And u want to sell it afta using 4d same price,haba! Dnt i knw d road 2d market. Mk it ten k nd we hv a deal.

callydon: TOO CHEAP!!!

datz wt i have

lilkudos: tecno m3 for sale.. 15k.... Nothing less.. Pink colour.. Well pimped.. And loaded.. Buyer should holla @08136730052.. Anambra..state. Oko, ekwulobia,

i wil buy it 4 ten k.

callydon: My M3 for sale,less than 2months old n rooted.
Interesterd people shud reply to dis post. Price is 12k.
Buyer shud be in either Aba,owerri or umuahia.

i'l buy 4 ten k.

e stil dy?.i nid am. 4 enugu

hey,i want a clean m3 for 10k,am in enugu,contact me if u are interested. 07036887952

please i want to do diploma or predegree in any university in the east.am tired of jamb.am a good student,its either my result is seized or my subject combination.please do u know any of dem offering programmes for arts or law?pls u can also send me mail=macuwon@yahoo.com.