₦airaland Forum

adonismuller: this thread is now moving with a speed of mikel!

lolz .mikelis obilis... The botanical name for snail

Ewiss: U talk careless words most time if u don't av wat to say jst keep quiet #watz gay olympics

lolz.. Pls Calm down.

Hissexcellencie: Fada edeh games? Sounds like the Gay olympics.

lolz.. It had one funny name dat we couldnt pronounce.. So we jst prefered calling it fada edeh or NUGA games...

Smeeky: Na Toilet we go dey talk now

sorry

Ewiss: Datz nt tru ma dear I finished 4rm madonna uni elele,rivers. D toilets r nt bad as u r saying. Pleeeeeeaaaaassssseeeee

hun?? Did i say they are bad.. I said i qo only on thursdays...
And mehn d toilet are good only just after they are washed

btw.. How was elele na? Where u around during dat jubilee?
i was there but neva saw clean toilets oooo...
Even during bazaar nd fada edeh games... I hardly used d toilets..

Hissexcellencie: ur worms wicked oº°˚ abi izz it from ur village?

who knows

Ewiss: Lolz wc skul please

madonna uni okija,anambra
madonna uni elele,rivers
madonna uni apugo,enugu
caritas uni emene,enugu
osisatech poly ogui,enugu
osisatech poly owo,enugu

all these campuses are run by one man and do the exact same thing!

Smeeky: Really?
Bro I no see am oo,na u for be my abuja connection na
Anyway,I appreciate such help especially when its free of charge.
Good one bro.
My best Quote;
I Love it when people
underestimate me,

Seeing the stupid
Expression on their
Faces after they have
Seen what I can really do
Is bleeping priceless.

am always a victim of that and i can attest that it is indeed priceless. A sight to behold!

Samguine: When me dey look for fat, some wan shed fat. Life is funny

bros i dey tellz u ooo..
See dis ppl oo.. I just wish say we qo fit xchange.. I hv bin incredibly slim since 1758... D more i eat,d slimmer i qet

Ewiss: Tell them o jst 3wks of camp dey r complaining

dem no qo fit survive for my skul be dat oo.. Compulsory drilling.... Compulsory church... Compulsory lectures.. Compulsory sleep
compulsory 5.am mass.. And almost compulsory confession among many others..
Plus our babes are xperts in shotput method.. Nd u know as per big boiz nd gals.. We dnt lyk to wash toilets.. I use d toilet just once every week.. That is on thursdays

REDBUNNY: Pheeeeewwwww!!! Just finished reading over 49 pages and I only left for just three days. How are y'all doing? Errrmmm I read something about waking by 3am and sleeping by 10pm and drilling for hours,how on earth are we going to survive through all that? *shedding tears*

hmmm.. Later u quys would be calling us that attended private uni's 'ajebutter'.
We were camped for four years in worse conditions!!!
This 3weeks qo be beans for most of us.. We are used to camping.. Lol

traecey: twas fine nd urs?

it was wild... I went to church! Had fun.. Wishn u a wonderfull week ahead..

Ojestas: Proverbs 26:4 , sir! God bless u sir

thank you boss! God qo make u bigger!

stevetech: I am very serious...

so where were u posted to?

traecey: una don forget mi ooo...hmmm

dearie.. I was thinking about you just now... How was sunday?

Samguine: I will dedicate my tomorrow to digging up THAT thread

YIMU!!
*epic* in rationalminds voice..

stevetech: Hi all, did any of you also receive the text msg below...
Sender: admin@nysc
You have been posted to xxxxx state for a one year national youth service (5th August, 2014 - 2nd July, 2015)
Congratulations

I rcvd it abt an hr ago

convince me that you are not joking because am sure you are!

rationalmind: Just now, after I discovered the morning devotion Is compulsory, I started musing on how to lead a very strong protest against the act. It's an outright violation of the basic human rights of the irreligious.

The barbaric act is tantamount to forcing a Muslim to worship in a church while at the same time equal to forcing a Christian to worship in a mosque.

One might be tempted to argue that an hour out of 24 isn't too much to spare until he realises one would have spent a total of 21 hours for devotion throughout his stay.

That is too much to spare for someone like me and many others who knows the devotion is to an imaginary and non-existent being.

It just has to stop and someone, somewhere, must do something.

It's for that reason I have decided to start brainstorming ideas on how to go about it. Ideas and suggestions will be highly welcomed.

well.. Forcing someone to worship aqainst his will always ends up making d person develop an inner hatred..
Like my school forces us to attend some catholic programs.. Especially adoration.. And no one knows how much i hate that!
I always end up seeing the whole thing as idol worship wit unecessary repetitions.

rationalmind: Epic

pls remind me of the verse of that scripture that says sthn lyk dis
'answer not a fool in his folly lest u be like unto him'

plsssssss.. I wanna use it on someone somewhere
i had it in my head before but dont know hw it qot out.

cutiepie01: gud afternoon.My nyt was gud and church was great too.How was church?

hmm.. Hw did u knw i went to church.. Dis is my 2nd time of attending church in the year 2014..
Surprisingly.. I screamed d loudest nd I danced my ass off!! My frnds whr dazed!

Plus i realized church isnt that bad... Just the preachers tryna kill it..

Maybe i'll start going to church bt i wil be wary of false/wrong doctrines..

Hw was ur own service? I missed you.

cutiepie01: lol.Ok,ate semovita.

wow.. No wonder u r vitalicious good morning.. Hw ws ur nyt? Who did u dream of?

Samguine: I am not digging up Rationalmind's thread again. That is your punishment

pls na... Am sorry.. I need dt thread.

Samguine: Good dear. How are you? How was your day? How did your meetings go? Where you able to go shop for your remaining stuffs? How's momsie? Have you eaten? What did you eat? Did you take water? Was it fish or meat you ate?


#Please if you aren't MACUWON, don't quote me#

did u call me

Samguine: Wetin concern you with wetin she eat this night?

wetin concern u with wetin concern me??

rationalmind: if you're looking for a funny thread, click on trending, you'll see a thread by a dude who says he needs 50k within 24 hours.

You go laugh scatter

lol.. I hv seen it.. D comments are crazy.. But am still anxious to see yours.. Something tells me your own would be a blockbuster! samguine pls tk e-shovel dig dig!

adonismuller: Kai.......after loading enough eba I was trying to download d full centre-fresh fish....and boom my kid sister just popped inn, and I don dey form since,any time I finish eating I must remain fish for her,make I for nor carry plate when I take chop comot myself.......I had to share the fish(with anger inside me while pretending to be happy). I just came here to read comments and you guys funny comments just put a smile in my face..... Una too much for dis house oo....I grEet you all

lol.. U sef.. I was reading the story xpctn sthn.. Didnt know it was all abt sharing fish

cutiepie01: Ehen,tell me more..i no know o.Missed u too,hope u're good.

i hope am good too oo.. I'l tell u more after i finish watching dis match... What did u eat tonight?

highmey:

Do you know that rationalmind sent mail to the Moderators to help remove that thread!

That thread is just too funny!

jeez!! Am more interested!! Pls samguine dig dig!

rationalmind: Hehehehe, your plan no go work. If You dey find who you wan laugh, you no go go jokes section?

dis one go sweet pass d jokes section own

faamo419: I bought 2 pair for my 3 weeks in camp

chaii! Na dis kyn stuff i dey like wear oooo.. Whr i fit gt am.. Am over interested!

cutiepie01: macuwon my ajebutter,how're u doing?Been a while.

sweety!!!
I jst dey dodge since ooo.. U no hear say e-war bin dey?? Before samguine qo tk style use dt sharp cutlass trim my punk way i dey train since 08.
Missed u alot!

ALAYORMII: So you finished from a Nigerian University?

Saying all Nigerian graduates are dumb, what will that make you?

A gurl saying all men are dogs, what will that make her father?

Am not trying to insult you just bringing it to ur attention that you are one of the dumb graduates.

In Philosophy, there's what they call fallacy of hasty generalisation.

Because I was mistreated by a Yoruba man doesn't mean all Yorubas are bad, does it?

ele e gidi gan!
dis one is very strong!