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Ojestas: Proverbs 26:4 , sir! God bless u sir

stevetech: I am very serious...

traecey: una don forget mi ooo...hmmm

Samguine: I will dedicate my tomorrow to digging up THAT thread

stevetech: Hi all, did any of you also receive the text msg below...
Sender: admin@nysc
You have been posted to xxxxx state for a one year national youth service (5th August, 2014 - 2nd July, 2015)
Congratulations

I rcvd it abt an hr ago

rationalmind: Just now, after I discovered the morning devotion Is compulsory, I started musing on how to lead a very strong protest against the act. It's an outright violation of the basic human rights of the irreligious.

The barbaric act is tantamount to forcing a Muslim to worship in a church while at the same time equal to forcing a Christian to worship in a mosque.

One might be tempted to argue that an hour out of 24 isn't too much to spare until he realises one would have spent a total of 21 hours for devotion throughout his stay.

That is too much to spare for someone like me and many others who knows the devotion is to an imaginary and non-existent being.

It just has to stop and someone, somewhere, must do something.

It's for that reason I have decided to start brainstorming ideas on how to go about it. Ideas and suggestions will be highly welcomed.

rationalmind: Epic

cutiepie01: gud afternoon.My nyt was gud and church was great too.How was church?

cutiepie01: lol.Ok,ate semovita.

Samguine: I am not digging up Rationalmind's thread again. That is your punishment

Samguine: Good dear. How are you? How was your day? How did your meetings go? Where you able to go shop for your remaining stuffs? How's momsie? Have you eaten? What did you eat? Did you take water? Was it fish or meat you ate?


#Please if you aren't MACUWON, don't quote me#

Samguine: Wetin concern you with wetin she eat this night?

rationalmind: if you're looking for a funny thread, click on trending, you'll see a thread by a dude who says he needs 50k within 24 hours.

You go laugh scatter

adonismuller: Kai.......after loading enough eba I was trying to download d full centre-fresh fish....and boom my kid sister just popped inn, and I don dey form since,any time I finish eating I must remain fish for her,make I for nor carry plate when I take chop comot myself.......I had to share the fish(with anger inside me while pretending to be happy). I just came here to read comments and you guys funny comments just put a smile in my face..... Una too much for dis house oo....I grEet you all

cutiepie01: Ehen,tell me more..i no know o.Missed u too,hope u're good.

highmey:

Do you know that rationalmind sent mail to the Moderators to help remove that thread!

That thread is just too funny!

rationalmind: Hehehehe, your plan no go work. If You dey find who you wan laugh, you no go go jokes section?

faamo419: I bought 2 pair for my 3 weeks in camp

cutiepie01: macuwon my ajebutter,how're u doing?Been a while.

ALAYORMII: So you finished from a Nigerian University?

Saying all Nigerian graduates are dumb, what will that make you?

A gurl saying all men are dogs, what will that make her father?

Am not trying to insult you just bringing it to ur attention that you are one of the dumb graduates.

In Philosophy, there's what they call fallacy of hasty generalisation.

Because I was mistreated by a Yoruba man doesn't mean all Yorubas are bad, does it?

jumzzy448: Please i'll like to know if I can send someone to serve on my behalf.
I have something coming up for me and I don't want to defer my service again as I already did that before.

rationalmind: Na you go turn indomie in Jesus name

rationalmind: I couldn't had said it better.

Reminds me of a thread I once opened asking if I could put my CGPA on my CV. The kind of insults I received from the thread cannot be described with words.

Good thing is, the thread is gone due to the tsunami that hit nairaland. I can't begin to tell you how happy I am the thread is no more.

adedeji65: asin enhn, u shouldn't be called a graduate, I got my 6k predator football kit ,so What's ur p with that.... as at 2007 a friend bought his original Nike boot 11k ...Nigerian graduates are so dumb, typical polytechnic graduate!!!!!

AdaEkube: Ezigbo mmadu don't look out 4 me,I can take care of maself.

Samguine: We are divorced....fine. But I still don't want some YOUNG HANDSOME guy ogling at you. You deserve better. Rationalmind sef no worth you. You deserve better than these guys jare. Am just jealous,i wish i were like dem

rationalmind: Hehehehe, there's no lady out there who doesn't like good things.

Show me that lady who wouldn't want to frolic with macuwon and myself?

It's no fault of the lady, we both are just so irresistible

Samguine: *sharpens cutlass*

Samguine:
I would be happy if you can name the ''so many cream chics in my life'' so I can do the needful.
A gorgeous lady I used to know on this #teamB14 thread took my heart and broke it into a million pieces. She is now frolicking with the likes of rationalmind and macuwon, right in my presence, adding insult upon my injury. It is a spectacular embarrassment to my e-masculinity and a dent to my burgeoning reputation as an e-romantic.

traecey: *E-hugs*..hws ur day goin?

prixxy7: SURULERE... Patience ȋ̝̊̅§ a virtue.