₦airaland Forum

jumzzy448: Please i'll like to know if I can send someone to serve on my behalf.
I have something coming up for me and I don't want to defer my service again as I already did that before.

rationalmind: Na you go turn indomie in Jesus name

rationalmind: I couldn't had said it better.

Reminds me of a thread I once opened asking if I could put my CGPA on my CV. The kind of insults I received from the thread cannot be described with words.

Good thing is, the thread is gone due to the tsunami that hit nairaland. I can't begin to tell you how happy I am the thread is no more.

adedeji65: asin enhn, u shouldn't be called a graduate, I got my 6k predator football kit ,so What's ur p with that.... as at 2007 a friend bought his original Nike boot 11k ...Nigerian graduates are so dumb, typical polytechnic graduate!!!!!

AdaEkube: Ezigbo mmadu don't look out 4 me,I can take care of maself.

Samguine: We are divorced....fine. But I still don't want some YOUNG HANDSOME guy ogling at you. You deserve better. Rationalmind sef no worth you. You deserve better than these guys jare. Am just jealous,i wish i were like dem

rationalmind: Hehehehe, there's no lady out there who doesn't like good things.

Show me that lady who wouldn't want to frolic with macuwon and myself?

It's no fault of the lady, we both are just so irresistible

Samguine: *sharpens cutlass*

Samguine:
I would be happy if you can name the ''so many cream chics in my life'' so I can do the needful.
A gorgeous lady I used to know on this #teamB14 thread took my heart and broke it into a million pieces. She is now frolicking with the likes of rationalmind and macuwon, right in my presence, adding insult upon my injury. It is a spectacular embarrassment to my e-masculinity and a dent to my burgeoning reputation as an e-romantic.

traecey: *E-hugs*..hws ur day goin?

prixxy7: SURULERE... Patience ȋ̝̊̅§ a virtue.

AdaEkube: Samguine + Adaekube = DIVORCED!!!
He's free 2 flirt arnd .

okikpo1: Meeky i hail u do ave an error free day @everybody

traecey: Sokarsenal and Macuwon I site u

x3da: Pls is there any 1 4rm Coal city in dis thread

datkoded: Na wa o..... ok na. Na to knack akpako for d crush head and carry am go house like cavemen o.

datkoded: Hahahahahahaha which day macuwon wan commot from dis piss sef? E be like na to carry am go dump for babalawo quarters make e chill with the gods for one week o.
Osemua8 I snipe u sha....

Samguine: Osemua8 na boss of bosses. You don't see him, He sees you

Macuwon don piss for bed again. Him dey clear bush for backyard as punishment

datkoded: Oga samguine what's d level na? Where macuwon and osemu8? How are you guys?

adedeji65: cheap my foot, compare going from apata to challenge. and ogba to oshodi, the difference is clear, the first is 70# while the second is around #250

Miner13: forfeit keee
mba
na forstand me dey do
anyway gimme the info

cutiepie01: will we be allowed to choose any bank we like or are there particular banks that are used 4 alawee payment?which bank(s) is/are the best,i mean in terms of competency?oga yokiti ur response is needed.

zerray: you like to worry yourself i swear.i dont hv statement of result yet but i knw they will produce for me when i get to ife. there are so many people in your shoes.your school cnt stop you for going for service once you hv bn mobilized,it is usually when ppl come for callup letter they collect SOR in my sch and i knw your sch cnt be slower than mine so bros chillax biko

adonismuller: they kip telling me to come back,i wonda how long it takes to type our name in a buklet already prepared..we are just 10!

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Date: JUL 09 2014 09:55 AM
Desc: NYSC JUNE 2014 ALLW
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Amt: NGN200
Date: JUL 09 2014 09:55 AM
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rhazur: Mr ajebutter abi wetin dem dey call u.....who tell u say man wey old no fit get girlfriend I haff vex....make i turn on my samguine mode

Samguine: *yimu*
See them..una no dey shame. Macuwon is just 12, yet he has an EX-girlfriend. Both of you are nearing 30..in fact it would be a miracle if NYSC does not exempt you guys, yet you can't boast of a crush...chei. Na wa o

HuckleberryFinn: An ex-girlfriend is one that has an 'x' on her forehead.
To get a girlfriend, all you need to do is to walk up to any girl of your choice and say 'Yo, you're now my girlfriend, okay?' and that's it.

sokarsenal: . I've not gone åround those areas since march during convocation

Miner13: hmmmmmmmmm!

who wan teach me?

how to get girlfriend ooooooooo

and what is ex-girlfriend?

Samguine: You have an ex-girlfriend? What is this generation turning into?
When old men like Skateboard and HuckleberryFinn still dey find crush, not to talk of girlfriends