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AdaEkube: Samguine + Adaekube = DIVORCED!!!
He's free 2 flirt arnd .

okikpo1: Meeky i hail u do ave an error free day @everybody

traecey: Sokarsenal and Macuwon I site u

x3da: Pls is there any 1 4rm Coal city in dis thread

datkoded: Na wa o..... ok na. Na to knack akpako for d crush head and carry am go house like cavemen o.

datkoded: Hahahahahahaha which day macuwon wan commot from dis piss sef? E be like na to carry am go dump for babalawo quarters make e chill with the gods for one week o.
Osemua8 I snipe u sha....

Samguine: Osemua8 na boss of bosses. You don't see him, He sees you

Macuwon don piss for bed again. Him dey clear bush for backyard as punishment

datkoded: Oga samguine what's d level na? Where macuwon and osemu8? How are you guys?

adedeji65: cheap my foot, compare going from apata to challenge. and ogba to oshodi, the difference is clear, the first is 70# while the second is around #250

Miner13: forfeit keee
mba
na forstand me dey do
anyway gimme the info

cutiepie01: will we be allowed to choose any bank we like or are there particular banks that are used 4 alawee payment?which bank(s) is/are the best,i mean in terms of competency?oga yokiti ur response is needed.

zerray: you like to worry yourself i swear.i dont hv statement of result yet but i knw they will produce for me when i get to ife. there are so many people in your shoes.your school cnt stop you for going for service once you hv bn mobilized,it is usually when ppl come for callup letter they collect SOR in my sch and i knw your sch cnt be slower than mine so bros chillax biko

adonismuller: they kip telling me to come back,i wonda how long it takes to type our name in a buklet already prepared..we are just 10!

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rhazur: Mr ajebutter abi wetin dem dey call u.....who tell u say man wey old no fit get girlfriend I haff vex....make i turn on my samguine mode

Samguine: *yimu*
See them..una no dey shame. Macuwon is just 12, yet he has an EX-girlfriend. Both of you are nearing 30..in fact it would be a miracle if NYSC does not exempt you guys, yet you can't boast of a crush...chei. Na wa o

HuckleberryFinn: An ex-girlfriend is one that has an 'x' on her forehead.
To get a girlfriend, all you need to do is to walk up to any girl of your choice and say 'Yo, you're now my girlfriend, okay?' and that's it.

sokarsenal: . I've not gone åround those areas since march during convocation

Miner13: hmmmmmmmmm!

who wan teach me?

how to get girlfriend ooooooooo

and what is ex-girlfriend?

Samguine: You have an ex-girlfriend? What is this generation turning into?
When old men like Skateboard and HuckleberryFinn still dey find crush, not to talk of girlfriends

sokarsenal: . I think madam meant ghostmode on Samguine's matter......how are you tweenie

AdaEkube: Alright....papers SIGNED!!!

Samguine: Sorry dear. I have never and will never cheat on you. You chose to believe the reports of others and made you decision without even hearing my own side of the story. You signed the papers..the deed is done. Thank you.

Hissexcellencie: *jaw drops* So all dat wan na shakara!

Samguine: So, AdaEkube..after all my begging and prostrations and rolling on the floor. After I borrowed from the B14 Co-operative Society to get you all those gifts, after my sleepless night pleading so that you can reconsider, you still went ahead to sign the divorce papers abi? This isn't fair. I guess you are happy now. I guess those that wanted us to break up are sitting cozily grinning from ear to ear. I messed up. I am sorry, but I guess it's even too late for that. I wish you all the best in your future e-alliances. But remember, no one can e-love you the way I do *in OBO's voice*

Thank you. It was fun and lovey dovey while it lasted.

Signed: El_Samguine (Director of Welfare, #B14 House )

WhytJane: ur opinion .... dis is an e-stuff not real life nwoke m! who can take dis serious

seems like ghost mode is d best option for me sha

Samguine: THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS



Maybe you don't want results to cancel insults

Samguine: Please, lets not make this an issue. Nothing should come between our e-love joor. Those envious of us would be secretely laughing now. Whyte-Jane, Ojestas, Chykmoni, Macuwon and co. Don't let us give them the chance. Accept my presents...

Samguine: God bless you Busich.
I admit..i had roving eyes when this thread started. But when AdaEkube came unto the scene, I changed. It was the hardest thing I have ever done...to give just one woman my heart. I gave AdaEkube every inch of it. Temptations were flying left right and center. Creamy chicks and luxurious ladies...but I kept myself for Ada. Even some creamy guys sef look my side ..i still kept myself for her. Yet she never reciprocated. She would travel daaaays without an dropping an ikling of where she left. Considering my past, how does she think I would still stay faithful. I am not excusing my unfaithfulness, but I am trying me best here and she has to help me. The divorce papers have not been signed yet. There is still hope for us. Cos I really want this e-paroles to work out

Samguine: THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

AdaEkube: I don't knw wen it started,am js finding out nw,hv bin away 4 sumtym n instead of samguine waiting 4 me 2 b back,he jumped in2 d arms of anoda woman.