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Do camps have basketball court and i wanna carry my chess along.. Hope i wil see players ![]() ehen my ex-girlfriends birthday is on aug 5th.. How do i celebrate with her ![]() |
sokarsenal: . I think madam meant ghostmode on Samguine's matter......how are you tweenieAm fine ooo... Longest time!! How U.S.T area? (backgate,mile3,agip) ![]() |
AdaEkube: Alright....papers SIGNED!!!dis is getting more interesting.. *waiter! Bring a bowl of biscuit bone!* |
Samguine: Sorry dear. I have never and will never cheat on you. You chose to believe the reports of others and made you decision without even hearing my own side of the story. You signed the papers..the deed is done. Thank you.Badoo! WE DEM BOIZ!! make us proud! No b only dem sabi do shakara! ![]() |
Hissexcellencie: *jaw drops* So all dat wan na shakaraadaekube don Bleep up... But d good tin is dat samguine sef don dey do shakara for am back! ![]() |
Samguine: So, AdaEkube..after all my begging and prostrations and rolling on the floor. After I borrowed from the B14 Co-operative Society to get you all those gifts, after my sleepless night pleading so that you can reconsider, you still went ahead to sign the divorce papers abi?wow.. This is qood.. Just be a man.. *shakes him in fear* |
WhytJane: ur opinionmy fellow communicator come back here... My tweenie didnt mean harm |
Samguine: THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS ![]() |
Samguine: Please, lets not make this an issue. Nothing should come between our e-love joor. Those envious of us would be secretely laughing now. Whyte-Jane, Ojestas, Chykmoni, Macuwon and co. Don't let us give them the chance. Accept my presents...adaekube no gree.. If u agree,datz wen i wil laff @ u ![]() |
Samguine: God bless you Busich.*throws away my sharwama* mehn dis dude is convincing! Adaekube its left for u to be convinced.. As for me.. Am nt convinced... ![]() bt forgive him oo,he MAY change.. So dat he wont say am jealous ![]() |
Samguine: THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS adaekube no gree! Once bitten.. Twice shy! |
AdaEkube: I don't knw wen it started,am js finding out nw,hv bin away 4 sumtym n instead of samguine waiting 4 me 2 b back,he jumped in2 d arms of anoda woman.ghen ghen! He has been caught! Hmmm.. Make i watch as samguine qo tk sweetmouth himself comot for dis gbege ![]() *waiting anxiously while flexn sharwama nd qarri* |
Dremichaels: pls where can I get all these nysc stuffs like shorts, waistbags, etc in iyana-ipaja/agege axis?check agege main market or beta stil,go to katangwa(dnt knw d spelling) @ super b/stop.. Abule egba.. Or iyana-ipaja park.. Market full all those area.. Just start waka.. |
cutiepie01: ATTENDANCE FOR MONDAY, 7TH JULY 2014.ever present! Ajebutter wiv ajepako state of mind! ![]() |
ENIMONEY: lmao!!! Abeg start! I no won offend the dear boy!!!ermmm.. Whr shld i even start from? ![]() |
Hissexcellencie: haha! Hope you won't do anything nasty to her tho'i hope so too ![]() |
ENIMONEY: why are u jealous? Lool@ underage! Old man like u ![]() |
HuckleberryFinn: LOL!!! More lies, I suppose! But seriously though, I don't really understand what the whole OBS stuff means. What do they do.? What's the point of what they do? And jeez, why do they have so much POWER!!? Kindly clear me up.well.. Its lyk a radio station in camp.. They gather reports,make announcements,relay news etc.. So the good thing is... They are always working.. So being there might exempt u from parade nd drills ![]() bt dats nt my reason for wanting to qo there though... I love being on air! |
ENIMONEY: #grabs him, gives him a french kiss. ![]() NO SPOIL ME OO. Am underage! This is not UR sexuality section.. Y i dey talk sef... Abi na jealousy dey worry me? ![]() |
HuckleberryFinn: Me too. Only say I neva work for any media house! But Thank God for lies, right! I go tell dem say I don work for vanguard and the nation and punch and Bella naija and NTA and AIT and BBC and CNN.lol.. Dem fit ask u for proof ooo. Or names of ur managers ![]() |
Smeeky: bros no be by cv oowith all this c.v, why i no qo fit overdo am... ![]() |
There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day, the horse became ill. So he called the veterinarian, who said, "Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I'll come back on the third day and if he's not better, we're going to have to kill her." Nearby, the goat listened closely to their conversation. The next day, they gave the horse the medicine and left. The goat approached the horse and said, “Be strong, my friend. Get up or else they're going to kill you!” On the second day, they again gave the horse the medicine and left. The goat came back and said, "Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die! Come on, I'll help you get up. Let's go! One, two, three..." On the third day, they came to give the horse the medicine and the vet said, "Unfortunately,we're going to have to kill her tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread to other horses." After they left, the goat approached the horse and said, "Listen pal, it's now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on... Get up... Get up... That's it, slowly... Great! Come on, one, two, three... Good, good. Now faster, come on... Fantastic! Run, run more! Yes! Yes! Yes! You did it you're a champion!" All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting, "It's a miracle! My horse is cured. We must have a grand party." He called his servant, "Tunde, kill and prepare the goat! |
IBADAN BABES DON COME AGAIN ooo 1. Thank God for a brown new day! 2. My god is upsome! 3. Why are people so weekend? (coz they are Friday) 4. Not all dat glitters are goats! (goatn’t it!!??) 5. Majority carries the volt (volt ko!? transformer ni?) 6. May your name be highly exhausted! 7. My waste is painingme! 8. Thank God for spearing my life (with arrow abi with dagger?) 9. What is strong with you? (strong kor.. decoder ni) 10. Lord! you are the killer dat holds my life! (GBOOOOOOOOMM!!) 11. Pls, how much is ur age? (na 22naira o!) 12. Look to the window, the principal just passed away (na you kill am abi?) 13. I am not priding pls 14. Lord let ur wheel be done…(God’ wheelbarrow spoil b4?) Una happy weekend o! |
Samguine: You gotta know your onions though....because I hear OBS is the most competitive CDS in camp to join.i know my onions!! Had OBS in mind frm d very first day... Make i hear say i no follow.. Wen dem c my C.V, dem qo fear fear!.. I go carry pictures from all the media houses way i don work show dem for O.B.S ![]() |
[quote author=DrPhilA.Bd]Hehehe... Is someone angry?[/quote]no.. Someone is happy |
ENIMONEY: Where do I start criticizing this thread from? This is just hilarious! I don't just get itleave the criticism to me... I knew i must catch enimoney here ![]() |
[quote author=DrPhilA.Bd]I don't know him because he is nt Gannicus[/quote]noted |
[quote author=Darkchocolate][/quote]tnx for d explanation.. But i still dont know what crush means ![]() |
[quote author=DrPhilA.Bd]Hehehe... Oya Yoky na Oyo state of mind I get now o. Plz who is Macuwon, I don't knw him o.[/quote]how would u know him ![]() |
saltinn: from which state?native of Gods own state.. Abia.. Any suspicions? |
osemu8: if I was the one,they we say I am bragging,God dey shalol dere is God oooo! ![]() |
blessingnnam: wetin b nawa oo or we too plenty?yap!! Especially 63guests!! |
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I messed up. I am sorry, but I guess it's even too late for that. I wish you all the best in your future e-alliances. But remember, no one can e-love you the way I do *in OBO's voice* 

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