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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 4:27pm On Jul 08, 2014
Do camps have basketball court and i wanna carry my chess along.. Hope i wil see players grin

ehen my ex-girlfriends birthday is on aug 5th.. How do i celebrate with herhuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 4:24pm On Jul 08, 2014
sokarsenal: . I think madam meant ghostmode on Samguine's matter......how are you tweenie
Am fine ooo... Longest time!! How U.S.T area? (backgate,mile3,agip) grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 9:10am On Jul 08, 2014
AdaEkube: Alright....papers SIGNED!!!
dis is getting more interesting..
*waiter! Bring a bowl of biscuit bone!*
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 9:07am On Jul 08, 2014
Samguine: Sorry dear. I have never and will never cheat on you. You chose to believe the reports of others and made you decision without even hearing my own side of the story. You signed the papers..the deed is done. Thank you. sad
Badoo! WE DEM BOIZ!! make us proud! No b only dem sabi do shakara! grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 9:01am On Jul 08, 2014
Hissexcellencie: *jaw drops* So all dat wan na shakarahuh!
adaekube don Bleep up... But d good tin is dat samguine sef don dey do shakara for am back! grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 8:49am On Jul 08, 2014
Samguine: So, AdaEkube..after all my begging and prostrations and rolling on the floor. After I borrowed from the B14 Co-operative Society to get you all those gifts, after my sleepless night pleading so that you can reconsider, you still went ahead to sign the divorce papers abi? cryThis isn't fair. I guess you are happy now. I guess those that wanted us to break up are sitting cozily grinning from ear to ear. angryI messed up. I am sorry, but I guess it's even too late for that. I wish you all the best in your future e-alliances. But remember, no one can e-love you the way I do *in OBO's voice* tongue

Thank you. It was fun and lovey dovey while it lasted. embarassed wink

Signed: El_Samguine (Director of Welfare, #B14 House cool)
wow.. This is qood.. Just be a man.. *shakes him in fear*
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 7:35am On Jul 08, 2014
WhytJane: ur opinion grin.... dis is an e-stuff not real life nwoke m! who can take dis serioushuh

seems like ghost mode is d best option for me sha grin
my fellow communicator come back here... My tweenie didnt mean harm
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 7:32am On Jul 08, 2014
Samguine: THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS angry



Maybe you don't want results to cancel insults angry
grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 7:31am On Jul 08, 2014
Samguine: Please, lets not make this an issue. Nothing should come between our e-love joor. Those envious of us would be secretely laughing now. Whyte-Jane, Ojestas, Chykmoni, Macuwon and co. Don't let us give them the chance. Accept my presents...wink
adaekube no gree.. If u agree,datz wen i wil laff @ u grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 7:19am On Jul 08, 2014
Samguine: God bless you Busich.
I admit..i had roving eyes when this thread started. But when AdaEkube came unto the scene, I changed. It was the hardest thing I have ever done...to give just one woman my heart. I gave AdaEkube every inch of it. Temptations were flying left right and center. Creamy chicks and luxurious ladies...but I kept myself for Ada. Even some creamy guys sef look my side grin..i still kept myself for her. Yet she never reciprocated. She would travel daaaays without an dropping an ikling of where she left. Considering my past, how does she think I would still stay faithful. I am not excusing my unfaithfulness, but I am trying me best here and she has to help me. The divorce papers have not been signed yet. There is still hope for us. Cos I really want this e-paroles to work out wink
*throws away my sharwama* mehn dis dude is convincing!
Adaekube its left for u to be convinced.. As for me.. Am nt convinced... grin
bt forgive him oo,he MAY change.. So dat he wont say am jealous grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 7:07am On Jul 08, 2014
Samguine: THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS angry
grin adaekube no gree! Once bitten.. Twice shy!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 11:58pm On Jul 07, 2014
AdaEkube: I don't knw wen it started,am js finding out nw,hv bin away 4 sumtym n instead of samguine waiting 4 me 2 b back,he jumped in2 d arms of anoda woman.
ghen ghen! He has been caught!
Hmmm.. Make i watch as samguine qo tk sweetmouth himself comot for dis gbege grin
*waiting anxiously while flexn sharwama nd qarri*
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 7:07pm On Jul 07, 2014
Dremichaels: pls where can I get all these nysc stuffs like shorts, waistbags, etc in iyana-ipaja/agege axis?
check agege main market or beta stil,go to katangwa(dnt knw d spelling) @ super b/stop.. Abule egba.. Or iyana-ipaja park.. Market full all those area.. Just start waka..
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 11:57am On Jul 07, 2014
cutiepie01: ATTENDANCE FOR MONDAY, 7TH JULY 2014.
Macuwon(Ajebutter)
Goodmorning everybody!
ever present! Ajebutter wiv ajepako state of mind! grin
Romance › Re: Crucial Things Girls/ladies Need To Know About We Guys!!! by macuwon(m): 9:59am On Jul 06, 2014
ENIMONEY: lmao!!! Abeg start! I no won offend the dear boy!!! grin grin .
ermmm.. Whr shld i even start from? grin
Romance › Re: Crucial Things Girls/ladies Need To Know About We Guys!!! by macuwon(m): 9:58am On Jul 06, 2014
Hissexcellencie: haha! Hope you won't do anything nasty to her tho'
i hope so too grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 9:57am On Jul 06, 2014
ENIMONEY: why are u jealous? Lool@ underage! Old man like u
grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 9:53am On Jul 06, 2014
HuckleberryFinn: LOL!!! More lies, I suppose! But seriously though, I don't really understand what the whole OBS stuff means. What do they do.? What's the point of what they do? And jeez, why do they have so much POWER!!? Kindly clear me up.
well.. Its lyk a radio station in camp.. They gather reports,make announcements,relay news etc.. So the good thing is... They are always working.. So being there might exempt u from parade nd drills grin
bt dats nt my reason for wanting to qo there though... I love being on air!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 8:38pm On Jul 05, 2014
ENIMONEY: #grabs him, gives him a french kiss. grin grin
huh
NO SPOIL ME OO. Am underage! This is not UR sexuality section..

Y i dey talk sef... Abi na jealousy dey worry me? grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 8:10pm On Jul 05, 2014
HuckleberryFinn: Me too. Only say I neva work for any media house! But Thank God for lies, right! I go tell dem say I don work for vanguard and the nation and punch and Bella naija and NTA and AIT and BBC and CNN.
lol.. Dem fit ask u for proof ooo. Or names of ur managers grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 8:08pm On Jul 05, 2014
Smeeky: bros no be by cv oo
U fit roll ur tongue speak english without hurting urself.
with all this c.v, why i no qo fit overdo am... grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 5:42pm On Jul 05, 2014
There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day,
the horse became ill. So he called the veterinarian, who said, "Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I'll come back on the third day and if he's not better, we're going to have to kill her." Nearby, the goat listened closely to their conversation. The next day, they gave the horse the medicine and left. The goat approached the horse and said, “Be strong, my friend. Get up or else they're going to kill you!”
On the second day, they again gave the horse the medicine and left. The goat came back and said, "Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die! Come on, I'll help you get up.
Let's go! One, two, three..." On the third day, they came to give the horse the medicine and the vet said,
"Unfortunately,we're going to have to kill her tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread to other horses." After they left, the goat approached the horse and said, "Listen pal, it's now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on... Get up... Get up... That's it, slowly... Great! Come on, one, two, three... Good, good. Now faster, come on... Fantastic! Run, run more! Yes! Yes! Yes! You did it you're a champion!"
All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting, "It's a
miracle! My horse is cured. We must have a grand party." He called his servant, "Tunde, kill and prepare the
goat!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 5:38pm On Jul 05, 2014
IBADAN BABES DON COME AGAIN ooo
1. Thank God for a brown new day!
2. My god is upsome!
3. Why are people so weekend? (coz they are Friday)
4. Not all dat glitters are goats! (goatn’t it!!??)
5. Majority carries the volt (volt ko!? transformer ni?)
6. May your name be highly exhausted!
7. My waste is painingme!
8. Thank God for spearing my life (with arrow abi with
dagger?)
9. What is strong with you? (strong kor.. decoder ni)
10. Lord! you are the killer dat holds my life!
(GBOOOOOOOOMM!!)
11. Pls, how much is ur age? (na 22naira o!)
12. Look to the window, the principal just passed
away (na you kill am abi?)
13. I am not priding pls
14. Lord let ur wheel be done…(God’ wheelbarrow
spoil b4?) Una happy weekend o!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 5:38pm On Jul 05, 2014
Samguine: You gotta know your onions though....because I hear OBS is the most competitive CDS in camp to join.
i know my onions!! Had OBS in mind frm d very first day... Make i hear say i no follow.. Wen dem c my C.V, dem qo fear fear!..
I go carry pictures from all the media houses way i don work show dem for O.B.S grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 5:36pm On Jul 05, 2014
[quote author=DrPhilA.Bd]Hehehe... Is someone angry?[/quote]no.. Someone is happy
Romance › Re: Crucial Things Girls/ladies Need To Know About We Guys!!! by macuwon(m): 1:01pm On Jul 05, 2014
ENIMONEY: Where do I start criticizing this thread from? This is just hilarious! I don't just get it grin grin grin
leave the criticism to me...
I knew i must catch enimoney here grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 8:48am On Jul 05, 2014
[quote author=DrPhilA.Bd]I don't know him because he is nt Gannicus[/quote]noted
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 10:11pm On Jul 04, 2014
[quote author=Darkchocolate][/quote]tnx for d explanation.. But i still dont know what crush means grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 10:04pm On Jul 04, 2014
[quote author=DrPhilA.Bd]Hehehe... Oya Yoky na Oyo state of mind I get now o. Plz who is Macuwon, I don't knw him o.[/quote]how would u know himhuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 8:44pm On Jul 04, 2014
saltinn: from which state?
native of Gods own state.. Abia.. Any suspicions?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 6:57pm On Jul 04, 2014
osemu8: if I was the one,they we say I am bragging,God dey sha
lol dere is God oooo! grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by macuwon(m): 6:53pm On Jul 04, 2014
blessingnnam: wetin b nawa oo or we too plenty?
yap!! Especially 63guests!!

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