Chris' photo? Adorable? #pukes. His daughter is cute than him, biko.

IamOpemipo:
Iyanya..eyan tyrion lannister

That second picture though. *Falls off bed*

mizmia:
Cooking oil, seasoning and salt nko?

You'll 'borrow' from friendly neighbours.

I prefer the face in her 'Right Now' video.

I prefer her face in her 'Right Now' video.

Ezegozie:


you look good

Ezegozie:


does she kill people's joy?

Meriekriss:


Yh. She looks good buh her name is Madamkilljoy.. So that not good for me

Thanks for the flowery words. YES, she can not kill most guys' joys. . . except online dudes like Meriekriss.

I feel it's because he isn't proud, unlike some mods whom you'll follow and they'll never return the favour or push your post to frontpage. . . I didn't mention any name oh.

redsun:
If he was an American, he would have become a legend,like billy the kid,boonie and Clyde and the rest.

Or Jesse James of the Glendale train.

I almost thought she had no clothes.

Op, please bring down that caption and write either 'The Most Funny bla bla bla' or The Funniest woof woof'. What is 'Most Funniest'? I wonder why you people love torturing English.

I would if it's a beetle.

It's obvious that you are supporting your team- sexist. I only wonder why you had to generalise the whole thing. Why didn't you simply say 'some', 'most' or 'few'. You didn't profer any solution. Pathetic!

You are complaining of power outage for eight days, meanwhile, for more than four months (since May, 2015) I've not seen or heard of power being restored in my hood.

I would wake up from such nightmare.

Reliable sources said that this is the thirteenth person the suspect has murdered. They were friends. The mutilated corpse was an Ibibio guy who owned a hair cut saloon. It wasn't the N750, 000 debt that made the assailant to kill his friend, something else led to the dispute which resulted in this no-regard-for-human life.

RJayson:
you beautiful the way you are.

Thank you.

That Miss Sahara looks so beautiful unlike Stephanie, the name no fit her face at all. Gosh!

This story reminds me of Dayo's Black Maria.

There shall be no piece for the wicked. I hope his case wouldn't end up like that of the first Nigerian female pilot. Pray the Police Force doesn't sweep his case under the carpet.

chaxking:
Loool I'm not gay but if u doubt me. Come over let me show u! nd besides u will soon be a lesbian I can see it in u lol

I never knew that homosexuals are written on people's forehead or signatures(as seen in your case). Continue calling me a lesbian, we'll find out who the real homo is very soon.

chaxking:
You no see ur name killjoy! See ur update trust no man, na ur type go end up as lesbian

I expect guys like you to say that, being that you're a gay (birds of a feather always roll together). You don't give a poo, yet you wan take panadol for my headache. Ogini? Ehn! I'm not a lesbian, biko.

vislabraye:


You never visit man for him house before ? If yes, what tricks did he use ?

He charmed me with love, that's the trick.

GodblessNig247:


It is no sin my dear. This one of those things men do for their ladies.

I know. I don't allow my siblings, even my sisters, to wash it. How much more my lover, boyfriend or husband? For me, my undies are like my body, no one can keep it clean better than I do.

Nope. They like their palms being squeezed with money, I mean lots of it.

$55,000 for neck piece? He'd have used that money to help the poor. Smh for all those Nigerian yeyebrities wanna be Americans.

Mehn, this sounds like a scene from a movie in Nollywood. Anyway, why does the headline 'looks' like our famous Mama Peace, abi na she don buy Daily Sun Newspaper?

OP: My first anger was directed towards your manner of advertising. It wasn't nice. You no see advert section instead of mentioning this your ebook thing here and there.

In addition, it's 'CHESS' not 'CHEESE', abi you wan teach her how to eat humans who look like cheese?

Finally, all those tricks won't work on me. Why? You no get sweet mouth like MEILYN

The odds favour four of the six lots. I wonder why Femi has never ever won the Grammies. Anyway I miss his dad- one of the seven wonders in the Nigerian, and to a large extent, African, music industry.

However, Lagbaja and Asa are my favourites any day, any time.

Bia, Op, na like this you want make girls fight for you? What are they protecting when the character's family is loosed. See wetin the girl wear to go fetch water. She attracted a lust material, not husband.

Even if he offers to wash my undies, I wouldn't agree, except I'm sick. He should channel that energy to other useful needs.

I hope you'll enjoy and perceive all that fart you warmed for her. #beans at 2:30am? Tufiakwa.