He's showing her to God as the main problem in his life which he needs God to solve.

Pluslargent:

it seems like you living in kano...yes?

No dear, far from it.

lasstropinky:
In their world it's norm but in our world is what it is 'lies'

Op, you can lie. I never see guy wey lie pass you. The other day, you told me you never tell lies, you only delay the truth.
Back to the matter. I don't know about other girls, but, if you ask, I'll tell you the answer. What's the big deal about hiding what karma would reveal. #Shrugs.

naija1stpikin:


Eyaaaaah. Where you dey see water bath now?

I never bathe for some days sef. Omo, nepa just bring light. I fit mad. Up NEPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! #twerking

dancok:
hmm, better pikin *wink* I will buy u iPhone 5.u too fine, are u telling me u never do that thing this week.

I'm not a perv. But if you insist that I did it, then I did it with Jesus.

smartireke:


Lol..... grant me acess to ur promise land.

You will see this land from where you are sitting, but your foot will never step in it (Madamkilljoy, 2015).

PervyByNature:
I use a mikano silent gen, an inverter and a solar panel

Lemme think about it.

Stale news. I was expecting something fresh like President-elect declares petrol free for Nigerian citizens.

PervyByNature:
come and press cloth in ma houz pls

Pervy, you wan kill me? Ah! Na Op house sure pass oh. Him dey use Lister for him house sef.

I wish I could like him a bit. The guy dey pain me. #wickedwike.

@Op: Where you see light, ehn? Goes to Op's house with phones and chargers, rechargeable lamp and charger and a ghana must go bag of rumpled clothes to press.
This would be the first time in my life when I'll witness no light, no fuel, no rain and scorching sun for more than a week. I yaf tired.

bruno419:
when the light came, I used speed jump from my bed, the come use the same speed take am sharp sharp....naija which way na

Lwkm. Your case worse pass NECO.

The guy is still learning. The girl would tell him that she's too sophisticated for his Nomadic lifestyle. Common, bro! This is the digital age.

dancok:
am going to take care of u.

smartireke:


u too gbaaski 4 me, thru my imagination i can see u giving it 2 me doggy.

#teamkonji

Smh for you guys. @Smartireke: You sure say no be you be the mad man wey we dey thrash him matter so?

5minsmadness:


In a nutshell,
All human beings are psychologically made up of three parts:
The Id.
The Ego.
And the Superego.

I like the fact that you're intelligent, despite your once in a while 5minsmadness. Your head is there.

femi4:
yesoo, or you send my copy

Sending a copy as soon as fuel is sold for N65 or less.

And he waited for four years before playing Judas. Smh for that snitch.

femi4:
let me have that shirt

My shirt? Uhn uhn, my mummy will beat me.

orble:

A witch?
I like am too... I mean I'd like to screw you too #lol

Go phuck yourself.

dancok:
pass as how,

I'm uninterested.

bastien:
You look familiar... Like my hmmmmm

Ssssssshhhhhhh. Don't even think of mentioning it.

bastien:
lol, oya come na, per say u be female na free

Lol. #dancing shoki.

Fit2Rule:

Please tell us about the event.
BTW, Your username ooo... you are damn too pretty to be "killing joy". Abi na me no sabi read well ni

I had mentioned it earlier. Read my previous post. Thanks for the compliment. The name is an irony.

LasoulMacuby:

Terrified gini? Abegi, person wey dey see pricck everyday

Free her jor, na her boyfriend own sure pass, all others na photocopy. Imagine mad woman wan rape you, you for agree? Only the stench of her breath fit make you craze, let alone the filths on her dress.

Metrofox:


terrifying experience... I still don't know why mad people are left to roam the streets in this country

My dear, I wonder so too oh. No sooner did they lock these mad people up than they are released into the streets to terrorize us.

Whobedatte:
NO!
That's absurd jo Weytin concern me sef? Who knows if she dey fly 4 night?

Whobedatte:
NO!
That's absurd jo Weytin concern me sef? Who knows if she dey fly 4 night?

Lol. Don't be frightened jor. I'm kidding.

bastien:
madam dem don dey steal fuel for my area o, even half liter wey u remain for ur gen some dude go come move am, BTW people don dey park their motor inside there room

Yepa, our own done be. After May 29th, this rubbish will end. In the mean time, abeg I wan charge my phone, never off your gen.

hadura29:



Please oooo, wat hapen at d burial scene?

During the burial ceremony of a friend's grand mum, a group of girls were dancing to celebrate her call to glory. Before we said Jack, a mad man who had been watching one of the girls (the most beautiful) pounced on her and was about To Molest her. It took the intervention of some army guys to tear him away from her.

dancok:
can we do it? U are sweet. Yummy yummy.

I'll pass.

alobam1:


What happened there?

During the burial ceremony of a friend's grand mum, a group of girls were dancing to celebrate her call to glory. Before we said Jack, a mad man who had been watching one of the girls (the most beautiful) pounced on her and was about to rape her. It took the intervention of some army guys to tear him away from her.

Whobedatte:
your monicker sef

You like am? My mission: to steal every guy's joy. Beware.