EzeIgboNwaChukwu:
where in uyo are u

Do you have anything for me?

Singing:

Pussy cat Pussy cat,
Where are you going?
I'm going to London to see the doctor.
Doctor for what?
Doctor for medicine.
Medicine for what?
Medicine for cough.
Do you have cough?
Yes, uncle.
Cough let me see you.


Too much sense will not kill me.

bobogii2008:
8000 naira each. Nationwide delivery!!

The black one that has black and white design underneath, do you have size 41? Can you send it to Uyo?

It's never too late to learn something new.
Please send to umanaloveth@yahoo.com
Thanks.

I hope you didn't let her go. Good girls are hard to find.
Btw, poetry, even if some are lies, always tickles my fancy. I just love them ending in a rhythmic pattern.

StupidYorubaFool:
chisos are u serious she's your cousin??

kpe o. abasi udong esit.

where did she live?

I'm serious.
She stayed at Ifa Atai, off Oron road in Uyo.

It's so painful. I can't imagine the trauma her family has been thrown into.
Thanks, dear.

alphamodel1:
This happened the day before yesterday not 15 minutes ago, I also learnt she was a corper. May her soul rest in peace

Amen.

She's not a corp member. That was my cousin. She was on her way to get her JAMB form when it happened. Feel so bad.

alphamodel1:
This happened the day before yesterday not 15 minutes ago, I also learnt she was a corper. May her soul rest in peace

Amen.
She's not a corp member. That was my cousin. She was on her way to get her JAMB form when it happened. Feel so bad.

youngest85:
Another puna wasted

The state of your halitosis has gone beyond the dentist's reach.

burkingx:

This got me LOL.

Switup:
sweery pie its me Teey. never knew u on nl....

Teey? I'm kinda lost here.

Switup:
and d poetry what's ur take

It's beautiful, but I love rhythmic poems. I could eat them like cakes.

Something good will come out of this. Let's just keep keeping on and await Her call. Rocking the same boat as you.

Abajosax007:
Men please guard your self, dont create problems for your children just because of having fun with one devil's agent, guard your heart, guard your loins.

And guard your coins.

PushMusic:
Who doesn't love Yoruba boys and their starched white Agbada.

That's fallacious jor. I've never loved a Yoruba guy. I don't hate them, but I can't date any.

TheSonOfMark:

I almost choked on my laughter the first time you quoted me. I said to myself, 'did he view my profile before commenting?' I would have relished the look on your face the minute you found out who you were quoting. Lol! My heart isn't black with hate, Lord knows I'd moved on a long time ago. Kingsley Mark, if your venom is still filled with spittle of hatred, well, that's your own bottle of mixed pills. Khablammy!

TheSonOfMark:


It's safer that way so we don't pass the wrong message. An embrace or hug with a guy is not even suppose to be more than 2 seconds or the rest of us would raise eyebrows in suspicion.

Lol.
Seriously, you guys should relax a bit. Afterall, life is too serious to be taken serious. You won't like this, but in my mind's eye, I see you calling a guy 'Honeyberry Love'.
*looks at his raised eyebrow, burst into
laughter*.

tombravo:
Chai. that show is gory eh

Lol. That's my favourite show.

Qualer:

you sef dey answer, you no dey tire!!?

Being grateful pays a lot. I no fit tire.

Qualer:

you sef dey answer, you no dey tire!!?

Being grateful pays a lot. I no fit tire.

nduusi:


Whether mentally deranged or not this guy has achieved fame already. His name should be on Guinness World Record.

Lol. Such fame.

sayyid:
ur a bag of beauty

Thank you.

I guess he's a 'chronic' fan of 1000 Ways to Die. How else would one describe his suicidal mission? Abi, him wan make Guiness World Record?

Op, she tell you say she bin dey in the mood? So, when you watch movie with your chic, it gives you the privilege to touch her anyhow, ba? Just thank God say no be me, you for watch the movie from the window.

Guys are always conscious about this homo thing, that's why their selfies come out in a confused way.

He's a combination of Wikipedia and Encyclopedia. . . reminds me of the biblical Solomon.

Welcome to Nigeria where politicians who embezzled public funds (later on, imprisoned abroad) are welcomed as heroes amidst pop and fun.

It's quite unfortunate. Life has no duplicate. I wish she had thought about that before moving in with him and putting up with those violent verbal and physical attitudes of his.

As for the Op, what can I say? After reading your post, I found out that there was no wisdom in your ADVICE. If most ladies ask, it's because they don't want to act like the independent woman who can take care of herself, but is lonely. Go and ask Steve Harvey, he'll tell you more about it.

Do you have a girlfriend or fiance? If yes, then I will weep uncontrollably for her.

Luukasz:
Well all women are prostitute one of my uncles used to say this but i never took him serious until i was experienced.

For real? Are you saying that your mother, sister(s), niece(s), aunt(s) and female cousin(s) are prostitutes? Dear Lord.

fflamingo:
immediately I click the pics and saw the comparison. Make I slap you just dey hungry me

Like seriously? You do this? E-bully? #pukes

Meeky:
mehn dis ya moniker hmm.
cute though

Thanks, Meekmill.