₦airaland Forum

dinachi:
The baboons who had the effrontery of excreting you out through their anus did the world a terrible evil.
A simple question I innocently asked. How can you be alive and you are carrying a rotten graveyard between your legs? Why are you trembling and shaking like someone suffering from aggravated convulsion because of that simple question? Guilty conscience no doubt!
Do your self and the world a favor go to a well known doctor warn him before hand to wear gloves and protective suit before treating your atrocious toilet infection that stinks to high heavens!
After that visit Julius Berger Company to fumigate the rainforest mangrove swamp between your legs.
Stop wasting your time on nairaland we all hand handkerchief s on our noses to be able to talk with you . You have caused enough harm, now go and do the need full!

In Cococandy's words:
You're so hung up on women's pu55ies.
You hardly type 3 posts without the third
referring to someone's puccie.
Today it's my puccie you're after.
Every other time, it is some nairaland ladies
puccie you're insulting or stylishly longing for
We know it feels good to get back in there but
man chill. Guy's so pained.
This is getting out of hand.

I guess you have a penchant for girls with stench. When you're done opening that mouth of yours which suffers from halitosis, endeavour to go back to the hole you came out from.

5minsmadness:
It is clear that you are one of them that is why you are so pained. "One man's food is another man's poison". Stay there and be looking for the mugu that will come and lick your feet. We are discussing bad behavior in girls and you are going all out to defend it instead of you to LISTEN and CHANGE. Later when the man runs off and finds a girl worthy of his attention they start to open thread and complain like spoilt children.

If you don't agree with this post kindly move on and stop trying to bait me. I don't have the energy for back and forth.

You used to post sensible stuffs, I don't know what happened. You arrive at a conclusion about me without getting to know me first, smh. If I needed a MUGU, may be I'd have picked you. Mtschwwww.

FrankDude:
If you aren't dirty, why would u react this way?

Again, conscience is seriously hunting u. Change!

I'm not dirty and I wouldn't swallow the humble pie to please your ego. However, you can carry on with your thought, your opinion in my life doesn't count.

FrankDude:
Sorry. All is well. That man is coming soon.

I never mentioned I was searching.

FrankDude:
Sorry. All is well. That man is coming soon.

I never mentioned I was searching.

dinachi:
Sharrap there
I knew the foolish ones will come out here to show themselves! I can guarantee that you stink terrible under that supposed skirt. Go and treat your toilet infections before coming out here to show your trashy self. How can a grown woman allow the wedge between her legs to turn to a rotten graveyard. Are you addicted to evil stench?

You worthless piece of Poo! A total waste of s.p.e.r.m! You have the effrontery to purr this gibberish. Ediots like you who are suffering from low self esteem would look for gullible girls to attack. Your insults won't make me tremble or frightened. You think I'm as dirty as you, you f.i.l.t.h.y pig?! I won't waste words on you, your heinous stench won't make me drag myself into the mud with F.O.O.Ls like you. B.ig.o.t! Continue quoting me and ranting like a p.ig. C.o.ward!

khachee:
>:

Dude, I know what I'm saying.

FrankDude:
I have great certainty that you are among those girls that think guys should be licking Ur a$$sS just because u have a big A$sS and u think u are pretty, Ur conscience is hunting u, change Ur ways, babe.

You're the one in need of help, not me. Careful now, this girl isn't the 'I'll Always Beg You For Forgiveness For Sins You Committed' type. Besides, I think my Yansh is too big for your little tongue. I don't befriend a.s.s. lickers.

OP, this picture is stale nah. Give me something new, please.

20. Those who laugh and play with you only to stab you 'in front of your back'.

May be they are suffering from inferiority complex or they are scared of committment. The truth is they want to be the only lovey dovey mushy mushy group on earth. Smh for them.

I smell something fishy in this harmless post. The security operatives are delaying the truth. One problem I have with Nigeria is the creation of many parastatals that have the same function. It's a mere waste of delegated authority. What would happen if only DSS or DMI guards the president?

I smell something fishy in this harmless post. The security operatives are delaying the truth. One problem I have with Nigeria is the creation of many parastatals that have the same function. It's a mere waste of delegated authority. What would happen if only DSS or DMI guards the president?

xcolanto:
he has to think again why Washington was so much against a man who meant well for this great nation but tactically supported the dura born to remove him at all cost. Well the glaring reason is not far off! as we can see gayism hidden under the mantle of "human rights" is sweeping countries like wild fire and Nigeria is next in line serving as the gateway for Africa to fully accept this crap. Over to you, the Nigerian people are watching you keenly for the next four years of your government.

Your head is there. That's exactly the same thing I told my peeps. I pray PMB proves us wrong.

All work and no play made him an exceptionally brilliant dude. I don't think he has a girlfriend, that's why he was focused. However, he should prepare to face the most difficult course in life- WOMAN.

That dude's crazy. I'm sure he won't wash his hands throughout that day, probably use vaseline too. Smh.

Here's one: Laminator/Generator Jesus Ministry.

vfactor:
Hehehehehe. Cheap publicity! Talk of cheap publicity What's cheaper than creating an empty thread where u couldn't even upload 1mb of pix (whether real or virtual).with a deceptive caption? How cheap do u want cheap to be, before it becomes cheap to u.

Thanks for giving him more than a dose of his concotion.

5minsmadness: @madamkilljoy
bullsh1t.
Some girls are just plain stupid. They think the world revolves around them cos they have a vagaina. Nothing intelligent to say apart from hi hi and 'I need recharge card.' Such girls are deleted shaparly from my Facebook and bbm. A friend introduces you two and the first thing she does is flick her fingers rudely at you and
say 'I need a drink'. I be waiter? When u chat they look away uninterestedly and yawn incessantly then u decide OK cool and you go your way only to recieve stupid texts two days later. "Hi", "Hi".

Hi yourself biitch.
***presses block button***

Nonsense.

It's a pity. I guess you've been hanging out with too many of those kind of girls lately, little wonder you're starting to chat and act like them.

#Stop hating. One man's food is another's poison.

FrankDude:
So what will help me if changing gals won't help me.??

What about the ones u have rejected when they genuinely love u, u think its only girls that can curse?

God would help you if you ask him. Rumour spreads easily. If you continue in your new way, well, 'they' will certainly round you up and deal with you emotionally. Since it's a small world, fate has a way of bringing people together. . . Never make a woman sad, you may not like the consequences.


If I don't love a guy and he loves me, I'll tell him in a polite, harmless way that I'm uninterested. I don't go about exploring different shades of guys, giving them unnecessary hopes only to be seen as a femme fatale. As for their curses, I couldn't be bothered. They can't touch me.

5minsmadness:
Ladies of nowadays feel a guy should bow at thier feet and worship hem when they have done NOTHING to deserve it apart from possessing braests and a vag1na.
But. . . a worthless piece of punny I blame.
You are gradually rising above the bullsh1t. Congratulations. Yes it is normal.
You shouldn't be worried. You should be proud of yourself.

I'll appreciate it if you stop insulting us. Besides, it's not all ladies that act the way you've pointed out. Why are you encouraging him to be intolerant? I just hope that in his search for a perfect and matured lady he won't end up falling deeply in love with a lady who has the same attitude he hates.

@Op: You switch from one girl to another because of their attitude. I'm sure that you're perfect in all ramifications. Do you feel that it's only handsomeness ladies want? Bear in mind that you can't have it all- beauty, brain, good attitude, a perfect cook. She would have all but lack one. Changing girls won't help you, you could be incurring curses from most of the girls you have jilted, especially if some of them loved you sincerely.

killjoy:
hello my madam... nyc asss. shapy hipz. small tit$. ha!!! perfect! let's hook up. seriously. pm me

Smh. You need Jesus.

It's quite unfortunate that the baby's destiny was cut short before it had time to mature. I pray God grants the mother the grace to bear the irrepairable loss. I wonder what those eediots gain from being members of a sect. I pray they are fished out and dealt with. Rip grandma and baby.

Op, was she abused sexually prior the time she 'settled' down? If no, it's either she's extremely religious and she seeks something from God or she doesn't want it from the husband. However, I suggest her husband bears his mind to her rather than take a rash decision which would wreck their marriage.

segedoo:
place edit and delete my number.
pm? what's that again? surely not what I think it is

have u rocked ur final exam n walked out like MKJ?
shay u no get wrinkles allover sha?

I'm done with the headache, thanks to God. Pm: personal message through email.

honeric01:
At least you are more than 18, so no paedophile yada in this

Whoever said I am above 18?

segedoo:
why do feel you'll be banned on NL? did u slap a super mod? lol

or u killed seu.n's joy?

Lol. I didn't do such oh. You wan kill me? Uuurrrrmmmmm, Whatsapp? I'm tired of that distraction. A pm would be preferable.

honeric01:
just wanted to play with a girl..pele..enjoy your NL stay.

adiós

Your 'play with a girl' makes you sound like a paedophile. Never told you I was going to regret my stay here.

#phhheewww, thank God he's gone.

honeric01:
oh so you're even a girl, i thought you were a woman, at least a Lady na.

When you're through with your polite meaningless words endeavour to notify me.

#yawns. Kneels and prays for the soul of the newest STALKER.