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Bibidear:
Dnt see anyfin bad there,i am busty and i love it that way

you must be a fresh Nairalander. JJC

Dat woman nids deliverance... she has spiritual husband. they frustrate any real man that sleep wit dem. all dis women and snake spirits

That awesome moment..... Nw yu may kiss ur bride !

To start with the quadratic equation... a=9 , b= 15, c=-6. reducing all by 3 .. I love de courage she has and zeal for maths.. so many pple dread mathematics

seed buy mantle give sow harvest Bless u

the cunning tortoise. .. is it Rilly dat cunning? hw do dey feed. wat do dey eat

dis is africa...we are kpakorized... African witches are destructive.... African lions dey smoke high weed ..them arjebortas shud av knwn

lubbish!

She submitted a proposal, that means, she is good at something, and she is looking for contract from the parastatal.. I want to ask what she does for a living.. I mean, the proposal she submitted was for what.?? I am asking because I may need her sincere services very soon. I hear yu

Mweeee! Stylishly begging for a favour(job) from the clueless one. Go back and trek that lokoja - auchi road you skipped.. nawa to yu

pooosie car

VITAMIN C VITAMIN CC

Suleiman MY MAN.. I guess that should be OMEGA FIRE MINISTRIES.. PST. AUSTIN IGBINOSA IS LOYAL

Suleiman MY MAN.. I guess that should be OMEGA FIRE MINISTRIES.. PST. AUSTIN IGBINOSA IS LOYA

Hey boy/son.. wetin be ya own?wetin concern yu for ya papa/mama problems? na yu marry ya mama 4 am?. and for im house? ok na yu be mediator. children of nowadays. Imagine the effrontery yu had to confront ya dad in anger..yu no get respect? if na some dads..dem 4 disown and curse ya ass oooo. neva fight ya dad or exchange words with him i anger.. remember absalom in the bible who fought his father , yu the story ba...we jst nid to pray for our parent.... talk to him when he is calm, use a playful way to hammer sense into him. be wise




last bullet!!!!!!! , AT UR AGE (LATE 20'S U SHOULD BE OWN YA OWN HABA). NT UNTIL PAPA KUKUMA TELL U NA? dis1 yu de beg for petting mek u come back house nawao shows dat ur still dependent.. If yu move out in anger except u are de only son and yu wan be prodigal son remember say u no get share 4 im property at all be dat. yu must be wise

This one is anoda "44minutes live". I guess those guys just watchd dat Hollywood movie to have had so much courage. 44minutes is one movie dat is too roggetized. An experience of bank robbery in US with sporadic gunfire by just two persons . come see AK riffle shots at its peak. Thanks to the aerial helicopters they used to monitor their activities and follow their exit routes. 9ja police no get that kind sense.. na to get potbelly stand 4 road de collect #20

So gals are now the target.? lemme warn ma sister

Real IBIBIO
1. Hair - idet iwuod
2. Eyes ( enyin)
3. Ears (utong)
4. Nose (iwuo)
5. Chest (esit)
6. Stomach (idip)
7. Fingers (nuon ubok)
8. Knee (edong)
9. Toes (nuon ukot)
10. Head (iwuod)
11. Mouth (inua)
12. Shoulder (afara)
13. Arm (ubok)
14. Hand (ubok)
15. Leg (ukot)
16. Foot (ikpat)
.........................
17. Cheek (mfuk)
18. Adam's apple (ekpek)
19. bosom (eba)
20. Umbilicus (Ekop)
21. Abdomen (edak)
22. Groin (isin.)
23. joystick ( Mfed)
24. Vagina (ekpa ITID)
25. Thigh (ifuku)
26. Calf (.............)
27. Ankle (edong.)
28. Forehead (eko iso.)
29. Chin (mfuk)
30. Shoulder (afara)
31. Arm (ubok)
32. Elbow (ekom ubok)
33. Forearm (ubok)
34. Wrist (ubok nkanika)
35. clitoris ( nyin itid)

U can now guess the tribe he is from... Abokina shini my shoe

When de wife Toto don wide like river Niger wetin u expect? guys like fresh tight tinz joor... some women just forget to kip fit after marriage.. they tink its finish nt knowing dat u av to work hard to kip dat sexiness dat attracted him evn if it means doing booty or bosom enlargement and firming after every child birth ..do it to kip ya man dats if yu don't want to have a co-wife

chei.... see awooof bush meat.... WHR her boyfriend na? I know say she go dull

da Nadia fine.. she too fine... now guy which of dem wud u marry?

gosh! anoda David de Angelo.. see dem PUAs

hw does dis affect de price of sardine and garri? habba.. I refuse to comment

Anoda awilo lokomba. swagless .... I tink say IBU go marry orogbo woman wit big breasts like dat im movie

VITAMIN C FRUIT

its a devastating experience. am a stammerer and I know what it feels like when asking a question or answerin an unexpected question. talking over de phone could be hell as I usually be de 1 to call so that I take as much time as possible to stutter ma points out. am intelligent BT I always stay low key ...I stay behind even though I should be in front. it made me accept third position in a competition instead of first. pole will think ah av notin to offer BT its only me dat knows. Stuttering resides in the brains. I don't wish Stuttering for any1 . it can ruin. some do getover their stutter...some dont. Therapies don't work for most ppl, just discover what works for yu

[quote author=rokiatu post=31106766]SOME GUYS WILL BE READING THIS WHILE MASTURBATING. ; RIGHY NOW AM MASTURBATING DE SECOND ROUND . HOPE MY ELDER BROZ DOESNT WAKE UP TO CATCH ME! HEAVENLY FEELIN

In ma little experiences of travelling, av seen many categories of passengers which i decided to categorize briefly as follows
1. The sleepers: These set of people sleep
practically
all the journey. Some even go to the extent of
snoring.
2. The talkative: The talkative raise discussions on
different issues. They can talk for hours
uninterrupted.
3. The music freaks. These ones plug in their ear-
piece as soon as the journey begins. They listen to
music non- stop until they alight from the vehicle.
4. The gluttons: The gluttons buy food and drinks
at
the slightest opportunity. Some can even eat all
through the journey. They buy fruits, walnuts,
drinks, chips, gala e.t.c
5. The cautioners: These set of people always
caution the driver whenever he is over- speeding.
They keep saying “life has no duplicate”
6. The fat (mostly ladies): They occupy virtually all
the space on
the seat. They are so annoying. They can even
squeeze life
out of you. You can only curse them silently!
7. The thieves: The thieves steal from unsuspecting
passengers.
They steal money and phones. These set of people
are the
most dangerous in the bus.
8. The preachers/ Prayer warriors: They lead
prayers immediately the journey begins. They also
preach and share tracts.
9. The Gentle: The gentle sits all by himself
throughout the journey. He simply decides to
ignore everyone in the vehicle. He might not utter a
word all through.
10. The Quarrelsome : These are the people that
makes unusual jokes and when people respond
they get angry and want to fight.
Lastly : the observers
Be sincere, where do you belong?

nonsense

so dis na why dat girl no wan hug me since eh ... mek I no go scatter her packaging....#nodds head#