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does dis type of pant exist in our world? seriously do ppe wear it |
the way gals are rushing dis post ehnnn . dem sabi medication like dis? |
Friends .... Lets Play This Game! Its Called "IMAGINE" You Imagine something funny , you post it here starting with the word IMAGINE FOR EXAMPLE Imagine me being the president of Nigeria Imagine Dame patience (goodlucks wife) lecturing english in university. Lol Imagine my grandma calling herself a virgin, Imagine okada rider has an AC fix on his bike, Imagine cock without the hole .. Lol Imagine the world ending today Imagine Sugar mummies without Me ..lwkm , don't get it so twisted. Imagine tuface without idibia.lol. Oya Drop Urs Lets Keep the ball rolling ,and don't forget to Hit the LIKE button if you're loving this Platform!
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pro01: Just follow your instincts. It's funny how persistence often pays in such situations. After her 'initial gra gra', she'd be rolling all over your bed but.t na.ke.d in a few days or weeks. Her reaction could be due to shyness at her crowded surroundings, insecurity, panic, or her negative assessment of your apparent desirability. However, you can still try to gain her attention in spite of her aloofness; just make sure to adopt a playfully cocky and light-hearted approach. It helps to use a carefully selected or sponteneous witty remark to break her brittle defences. Next thing she's stop and heave "what can I do for you!". From there, just use your playboy charm to coax her into exchanging numbers with you since you're in a hurry and can't talk much on the spot, and that would most likely be mission accomplished. |
GoldStandard: @op, that one na your own! When the going gets tough for me, I sit down & take a plate of Afang soup with correct garri before I get going again! |
I have a list o confused options that can seem difficult to decipher depend on de status and what some individuals face. In ma experience in life I think its de women folk. Because of some reasons best known to me. Which of the following is the most difficult to understand? A. Mathematics B. English C. Women D. Men |
Ppll delight in dragging 9ja in d mud. Cant anytin good cum out of here ?Stil bringing an bad name 2 dis our motherland nawao..... Na ur type de mek dis onyibo pple call u black monkey....Trust no boy nor gal... THEY ARE ALL LIARS...WHOREMONGERS!! THE ONLY THING I TRUST ARE MY SWORD, MY AK47 AND MY BOMB,,,,,,,,,,,HAHAHA SAY NO 2 western EDUCATIONNN, WORSHIP ALLAH AS ORIGINAL AS HE IS,,,,, JOIN IN DIS FIGHT,,,,, KIL EM ALLL, WE ARE JS UR FRIEN. Boko |
Do you guys worship God or belong2 any religion2 all? I gues sum of yu guys are pegans or atheist. Indecent dressin means wearin a garment in such a way dat private parts are exposd or a dressing dat portrays sexuality or rogidity..its lyk watchin porn movie in public. De evil indecent dressing has causd us is worrisome. It has derailed a lot of guys, men of God and de entire society. A lot of us here are complainin of our women being molested n our gals being raped.. Nawao una no get good parenting...abeg mek una reason well...i don tire to wear i iron pants |
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U sound gender biased. Women can neva be equalled to men util dey can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful... Note dis.... A gal is neva short... and a guy is neva ugly. A woman must be beautiful if not wat was ha purpose? Furniture? No na. Yu folks were created for man's pleasure, ye are soft aesthetic creatures,, bible calls dem weaker vessels..... And so yu av no much labour n tedious jobs 2do dan 2 remain beautiful |
in de police force its believd dat ppl wit flat feet wil leav traces of their foot when runnin n will easily be caugt,, a curve feet aids tiptoeing |
its believed even in de police force dat pple wit flat feet leave their footprints heavily when barefooted..... they also can not tiptoe or squat in sum circumstances |
End tym tins |
Beutiful Lady , beutiful name, shz wat evry man wants. Lemme stop here, no be me de chop ha cake |
Me n my girfriend Made niggaz Little homies Fair exchange Ahla donia Changes Unconditional lov Rear view Breathing Until d end of time Better days Unborn child Thugs get lonely too Mehn I love pac lyk craszy His songs has eaten deep in2 ma bloodsteam so dat I was nicknamed makaveli, playin rapping pac evrywher I go. Hmmm only God can deliver us 4rm dis pac syndrom. All de same its gingers me up wen I wan 2 fight.lol |
Moda4kn 2pac aka makavelli d don, made nigga2dcore!!wesssssyde til we die he's a G' 4dat Matter. Abeg dat yung black male remains high until d end of time. Wit senior beats n inspirational lyrics, they call him story teller. He's a real poet, has so many quotes n he has d alpha male voice wich make niggas duck an hide, hehehehehe he gat cream 2mek bitches scream!!!!! R.I.p 2 all dose niggas dat died in d hood. God bless da dead. There's a heaven4 a Gee,, a thug mansion!!!! A place2 spend ur quiet nites. 2pac is de greatest rapper of all tym
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Davido's chick has got evrytin. She carries enugh weapon for mans destruction. She's Bomb. Miss Wizzy is jst beutiful not sexy..yes |
I learnt dats not de biblical moses . Its an occultic book written by a man calld moses in america |
mmm....nw adays young gals too sexxy in dat family relationships are broken, ok y mother no de rape son? Always father. N daughter. I alwys wish teenage gals didnt devlop sexxy bodies{boobs and figure8} yessss until after marriage 2 avoid stories of molestation. alcohol causes dat too. |
More or less a demonic photo. Culd she b possessed |
Are yu allergic to snakes ... Hang yourself |
Oh ble-ble ,,,, Anoda tym for tears, cryy cry baby .. Okorocha ,, y wan2 mek her cry again na bleble go mourn 4 u ooo |
Sermon by de pastor...........back 2 complete later |
Nice guys are shy n afraid to say wat they feel and so dey get lockd up in emotions. A reason y they hardly get laid |
Dis is a mismatch... Majid's kind are d vickers n ramsey. Majids meks dis girls jealous |
What abt F9? Who knows |
d gal is evil. Shez demonic, a father dat suffered 2 raise ha up, probably provided 4 ha feeding n welfare n she did dat ? Abi she go tel us say she virgin? Such an act is mere biting d finga dat fed. nO MATA HW CRUDE UR PARENTS ARE, NEVA U DARE TOUCH THEM OR SWEAR DEM! I gues she doesnt read d holy books |
hmm... Oga grammarian..tho i dnt av a dictionary wit me, i can perceive ur stand against flamboyant lyfstyle of sum pastors. Ntin can b done abt dis xcept an heavy fiscal policy n taxing. Its in d past dat pastors usd 2 suffer n trek lng distances bt nw der is butter in their breads as d nw seek comfort n luxury al in d name of doing wil of God. If u were in their shoes what wud ya chose 2 suffa? So wat wud u do |
>;(e get anything wey rough for life pass the garri wey I want chop this 6am so
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