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RomanceRe: Who Is The Most Suitable Person ( Men Or Women) To Wear The Chastity Belt by madenigga2dcore(m): 8:05am On Feb 12, 2015
does dis type of pant exist in our world? seriously do ppe wear it
HealthRe: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by madenigga2dcore(m): 7:48am On Feb 12, 2015
the way gals are rushing dis post ehnnn . dem sabi medication like dis?
Nairaland GeneralImagine That This Happened by madenigga2dcore(op): 10:21am On Sep 10, 2014
Friends .... Lets Play This Game!
Its Called "IMAGINE"
You Imagine something funny , you post it here starting with the word IMAGINE
FOR EXAMPLE
Imagine me being the president of Nigeria
Imagine Dame patience (goodlucks wife) lecturing english in university. Lol
Imagine my grandma calling herself a virgin,
Imagine okada rider has an AC fix on his bike,
Imagine cock without the hole .. Lol
Imagine the world ending today
Imagine Sugar mummies without Me ..lwkm , don't get it so twisted. Imagine tuface without idibia.lol.
Oya Drop Urs Lets Keep the ball rolling ,and don't forget to Hit the LIKE button if you're loving this Platform!

RomanceRe: What Is The Best Thing To Do When You Approach A Girl And She Doesn't Respond by madenigga2dcore(m): 9:45am On Sep 10, 2014
pro01: Just follow your instincts. It's funny how persistence often pays in such situations. After her 'initial gra gra', she'd be rolling all over your bed but.t na.ke.d in a few days or weeks. Her reaction could be due to shyness at her crowded surroundings, insecurity, panic, or her negative assessment of your apparent desirability. However, you can still try to gain her attention in spite of her aloofness; just make sure to adopt a playfully cocky and light-hearted approach. It helps to use a carefully selected or sponteneous witty remark to break her brittle defences. Next thing she's stop and heave "what can I do for you!". From there, just use your playboy charm to coax her into exchanging numbers with you since you're in a hurry and can't talk much on the spot, and that would most likely be mission accomplished.

But in the event that she's extremely hostile and unresponsive, it is better to call her attention to the (fictitious) wasp that is prowling all over her yansh. Then calmly walk away while she makes a fool of herself by hysterically slapping her big yansh to get rid of the imaginary wasp.
CultureRe: 13 Things To Remember When Life Gets Rough by madenigga2dcore(m): 12:54am On Aug 12, 2014
GoldStandard: @op, that one na your own! When the going gets tough for me, I sit down & take a plate of Afang soup with correct garri before I get going again!wink >;(e get anything wey rough for life pass the garri wey I want chop this 6am sohuh??gringringrin



On a serious note, #PearlsOfWisdom thanks op! cool
RomanceThe Most Difficult Thing To Understand? by madenigga2dcore(op): 12:17pm On Aug 03, 2014
I have a list o confused options that can seem difficult to decipher depend on de status and what some individuals face. In ma experience in life I think its de women folk. Because of some reasons best known to me. Which of the following is the most difficult to understand?
A. Mathematics
B. English
C. Women
D. Men
CrimeRe: Nigerian Arrested For Strangling Italian Woman To Death. by madenigga2dcore(m): 8:56am On Nov 25, 2013
Ppll delight in dragging 9ja in d mud. Cant anytin good cum out of herehuh?Stil bringing an bad name 2 dis our motherland nawao..... Na ur type de mek dis onyibo pple call u black monkey....
Trust no boy nor gal... THEY ARE ALL LIARS...WHOREMONGERS!! THE ONLY THING I TRUST ARE MY SWORD, MY AK47 AND MY BOMB,,,,,,,,,,,HAHAHA SAY NO 2 western EDUCATIONNN, WORSHIP ALLAH AS ORIGINAL AS HE IS,,,,, JOIN IN DIS FIGHT,,,,, KIL EM ALLL, WE ARE JS UR FRIEN. Boko
PoliticsRe: Ewi of Ado-Ekiti Advocates Flogging, Arrest Of Indecently Dressed Youths by madenigga2dcore(m): 6:44am On Nov 15, 2013
Do you guys worship God or belong2 any religion2 all? I gues sum of yu guys are pegans or atheist. Indecent dressin means wearin a garment in such a way dat private parts are exposd or a dressing dat portrays sexuality or rogidity..its lyk watchin porn movie in public. De evil indecent dressing has causd us is worrisome. It has derailed a lot of guys, men of God and de entire society. A lot of us here are complainin of our women being molested n our gals being raped.. Nawao una no get good parenting...abeg mek una reason well...i don tire to wear i iron pants
PoliticsRe: Ewi of Ado-Ekiti Advocates Flogging, Arrest Of Indecently Dressed Youths by madenigga2dcore(m): 12:38pm On Nov 14, 2013
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PoliticsRe: Ewi of Ado-Ekiti Advocates Flogging, Arrest Of Indecently Dressed Youths by madenigga2dcore(m): 12:37pm On Nov 14, 2013
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RomanceRe: Guys Have No Right To Be So Choosy by madenigga2dcore(m): 8:14pm On Oct 07, 2013
U sound gender biased. Women can neva be equalled to men util dey can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful... Note dis.... A gal is neva short... and a guy is neva ugly. A woman must be beautiful if not wat was ha purpose? Furniture? No na. Yu folks were created for man's pleasure, ye are soft aesthetic creatures,, bible calls dem weaker vessels..... And so yu av no much labour n tedious jobs 2do dan 2 remain beautiful
Jobs/VacanciesRe: People With Flat-Foot Cant Be In The Military: Why? by madenigga2dcore(m): 9:47pm On Sep 30, 2013
in de police force its believd dat ppl wit flat feet wil leav traces of their foot when runnin n will easily be caugt,, a curve feet aids tiptoeing
Jobs/VacanciesRe: People With Flat-Foot Cant Be In The Military: Why? by madenigga2dcore(m): 9:41pm On Sep 30, 2013
its believed even in de police force dat pple wit flat feet leave their footprints heavily when barefooted..... they also can not tiptoe or squat in sum circumstances
HealthRe: A Pregnant Woman Lifting Weights: Is This Safe? by madenigga2dcore(m): 9:05pm On Sep 21, 2013
End tym tins
EntertainmentRe: Lilien, Klint-Da-Drunk's Wife New Pictures by madenigga2dcore(m): 8:27pm On Aug 07, 2013
Beutiful Lady , beutiful name, shz wat evry man wants. Lemme stop here, no be me de chop ha cake
Music/RadioRe: Which Is The Greatest/best Tupac Song? by madenigga2dcore(m): 8:31am On Jul 27, 2013
Me n my girfriend
Made niggaz
Little homies
Fair exchange
Ahla donia
Changes
Unconditional lov
Rear view
Breathing
Until d end of time
Better days
Unborn child
Thugs get lonely too
Mehn I love pac lyk craszy
His songs has eaten deep in2 ma bloodsteam so dat I was nicknamed makaveli, playin rapping pac evrywher I go. Hmmm only God can deliver us 4rm dis pac syndrom. All de same its gingers me up wen I wan 2 fight.lol
Music/RadioRe: Who Is The Best Tupac Or Biggie by madenigga2dcore(m): 7:01am On Jul 27, 2013
Moda4kn 2pac aka makavelli d don, made nigga2dcore!!wesssssyde til we die he's a G' 4dat Matter. Abeg dat yung black male remains high until d end of time. Wit senior beats n inspirational lyrics, they call him story teller. He's a real poet, has so many quotes n he has d alpha male voice wich make niggas duck an hide, hehehehehe he gat cream 2mek bitches scream!!!!! R.I.p 2 all dose niggas dat died in d hood. God bless da dead. There's a heaven4 a Gee,, a thug mansion!!!! A place2 spend ur quiet nites. 2pac is de greatest rapper of all tym

CelebritiesRe: Wizkid's girlfriend VS Davido's girlfriend who is Hotter? by madenigga2dcore(m): 8:16pm On Jul 26, 2013
Davido's chick has got evrytin. She carries enugh weapon for mans destruction. She's Bomb. Miss Wizzy is jst beutiful not sexy..yes
CrimeRe: Man Kills Sister After Reading 7 Books Of Moses by madenigga2dcore(m): 9:53pm On Jul 25, 2013
I learnt dats not de biblical moses . Its an occultic book written by a man calld moses in america
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Raping His Daughter by madenigga2dcore(m): 9:46pm On Jul 25, 2013
mmm....nw adays young gals too sexxy in dat family relationships are broken, ok y mother no de rape son? Always father. N daughter. I alwys wish teenage gals didnt devlop sexxy bodies{boobs and figure8} yessss until after marriage 2 avoid stories of molestation. alcohol causes dat too.
CelebritiesRe: Afrocandy Releases New Photos by madenigga2dcore(m): 8:16pm On Jul 24, 2013
More or less a demonic photo. Culd she b possessed
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's All This About These Stories Of Snakes? by madenigga2dcore(m): 9:20pm On Jul 21, 2013
Are yu allergic to snakes ... Hang yourself
PoliticsRe: Governor Okorocha Sacks Nkiru Sylvanus (Finally?) by madenigga2dcore(m): 12:08pm On Jul 21, 2013
Oh ble-ble ,,,, Anoda tym for tears, cryy cry baby .. Okorocha ,, y wan2 mek her cry again na bleble go mourn 4 u ooo
Christianity EtcRe: ''born Again'' -what Did Jesus Mean? by madenigga2dcore(m): 11:55am On Jul 21, 2013
Sermon by de pastor...........back 2 complete later
RomanceRe: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make When Going After Very Pretty Girls by madenigga2dcore(m): 10:37am On Jul 19, 2013
Nice guys are shy n afraid to say wat they feel and so dey get lockd up in emotions. A reason y they hardly get laid
CelebritiesRe: Majid Michael Or 2Face: Who Is More Appealing To Females? by madenigga2dcore(m): 9:31pm On Jul 16, 2013
Dis is a mismatch... Majid's kind are d vickers n ramsey. Majids meks dis girls jealous
PhonesRe: Prices Of Tecno Android Phones In Nigeria by madenigga2dcore(m): 8:34pm On Jul 13, 2013
What abt F9? Who knows
FamilyRe: Daughter Kills Father For Molesting Her by madenigga2dcore(m): 1:13am On Jun 18, 2013
d gal is evil. Shez demonic, a father dat suffered 2 raise ha up, probably provided 4 ha feeding n welfare n she did dat ? Abi she go tel us say she virgin? Such an act is mere biting d finga dat fed. nO MATA HW CRUDE UR PARENTS ARE, NEVA U DARE TOUCH THEM OR SWEAR DEM! I gues she doesnt read d holy books
PoliticsRe: Private Jet Acquisition By Men Of God by madenigga2dcore(m): 7:08am On Jun 14, 2013
hmm... Oga grammarian..tho i dnt av a dictionary wit me, i can perceive ur stand against flamboyant lyfstyle of sum pastors. Ntin can b done abt dis xcept an heavy fiscal policy n taxing. Its in d past dat pastors usd 2 suffer n trek lng distances bt nw der is butter in their breads as d nw seek comfort n luxury al in d name of doing wil of God. If u were in their shoes what wud ya chose 2 suffa? So wat wud u do

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