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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Long Have You Been Searching For A Job Now? by madskills(m): 2:59pm On May 08, 2022
Hotbreadandbean:

Oga! Buy laptop for that boy to venture into digital skills, digital skills are the future do you want to frustrate your son and leave him stranded? When he gets oppressed by his mates doing yahoo and flaunting dollars on his whatsapp status don't you know that can negatively affect him? You better provide with him an opportunity to start earning in dollars for his future sake, just like some of his mates
just the way we survived b4 the internet, that is how the world will go own side by side with any new thing that comes up, we all can't be in the trend, I know someone that sells pure water and makes N2 on each sachet and he sells over 400,000 bags every week, calculate and tell me how much is that biko
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Long Have You Been Searching For A Job Now? by madskills(m): 2:52pm On May 08, 2022
Hotbreadandbean:

I just shock oo, young people dey find funds this guy just wan waste am ontop nonsense? How much be laptop sef? To set up a sharwama biz the capital is atleast 200k e no better make him use am buy uk used high grade laptop for the boy?
do you know his business SWOT ANALYSIS? Some of you think ICT is the only way one can cash out, my wife looked for job for 4 year, b4 then I advised her to learn how to bake cake, she refused, she dey form graduate, when she finally got the training she makes at least 200k a month from birthday cakes, snacks and smoothies. Me network engr na 87k I dey make lol

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Long Have You Been Searching For A Job Now? by madskills(m): 1:33pm On May 08, 2022
dROC1:
Entry level Network engineers looking at starting a promising career in tech can PM me.
j Jast sent you an email sir, thank you very much
Foreign Affairs / Re: White SA Man Shoots Black Woman After "Mistaking" Her For A Hippopotamus by madskills(m): 1:18pm On May 08, 2022
ogbiwa:
A man has appeared in court after shooting at a couple, wounding one of them, and claiming that he thought he was “shooting at a hippo”.

Paul Hendrik van Zyl, a white South African farmer from northern Limpopo province, faces attempted murder charges.

Ramokone Linah was fishing with her partner in a river adjoining van Zyl’s farm in Lephalale town, when they suddenly came under fire.

Ms Linah, 38, sustained gun shot wounds on her arm, while her partner “managed to hide” before informing police and emergency services, a police report said.

When police arrived at the scene, van Zyl claimed that he thought the couple were “hippos and monkeys”.

“The arrested suspect alleged that he was shooting at the animals ” police spokesperson, Mamphaswa Seabi, said in a statement.

During van Zyl’s arrest, police seized two rifles, one revolver, one pistol, and two airguns.

Ms Linah was a part of a group of local men and women at the river near Mamojela Park when the incident occurred, according to a local media report.

Following his court appearance, van Zyl was freed on 1,,000 rand (about £51) bail and the case was adjourned until May 18 to allow further investigation to take place

Even today, almost 30 years after the end of Apartheid, deep racial divisions persist in South Africa. A group of supporters from the anti racist Economic Freedom Fighters (EFF) staged a protest outside the court about van Zyl been freed on bail.

In nearby Letsitele a farmer shot and wounded a farm worker with a pellet gun in 2017, after allegedly mistaking him for a monkey.

Gun ownership is commonplace in South Africa, and accidental killings are a regular occurrence.

Deliberate shootings are common too. According to South African police statistics, more than 7,000 murders with guns were reported in the period from 2019 to 2020.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/black-woman-shot-white-south-26882484


no be him fault, the average black SA women fat like hippo na, excess weight
Properties / Re: Dangers Of Living In A Shared Flat by madskills(m): 1:13pm On May 08, 2022
html14java:
Please nls, I need your advice.
My Fiancé rented a 1 room and Palour out of a 3 bedroom flat. Its well demarcated so they only share the kitchen. The other two rooms are occupied by 2 different individuals which were tenants before him. He came in through one of the earlier occupants and they've been living very fine.

Please I wish to know
What are the dangers of living in such apartment if perhaps issues arise because

1. The lawyer or the landlord according to him, is not aware of the development. Once the rent expires, they get paid and so have no need coming around in a long time.
2. From what my guy said, All 3 of them are not the first occupant of the Flat. It was handed over from the original tenant to his co tenant who rented it out to him.
3. Though he has the lion share of all bills(electric and security), since he occupy the larger part of the house, he has no access to the original rent receipt.
4. Other flat, are all occupied by family men and have no need to share. Just his flat.

So, the enlightened in the house, please what are the dangers of living in such place perhaps issues arise among the tenants in the future?
Jast tell us that you want your fiance to get his own place, so that you can know where this relationship is headed, and you can use your girl power to hook it faster
Food / Re: Rising Cost Of Food Items In Nigeria (See Photos) by madskills(m): 6:35pm On May 06, 2022
Impregnable101:
Really? shocked kitchen too small
Yup! Frdge functions by gvng out heat not absrbng heat na

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Food / Re: Rising Cost Of Food Items In Nigeria (See Photos) by madskills(m): 4:39pm On May 06, 2022
Impregnable101:
1. Egusi- 800(2 milk cups) with pepper and crayfish
2. Assorted meat(don't eat flesh)- 1,500
3. Fish- 900
4. Kponmo- 300
5. Stock fish- 200
6. Ugu leaf- 100
7. Tomatoes- 100

I have the rest at home.


I use to prepare same egusi soup with less than 2,500 a couple of years ago cry cry cry cry


Country is finished! Abeg who get sure link to Japa enter Canada should please DM me cry cry

why your hot plate dey untop fridge, it will affect ur fridge oo

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Family / Re: Wife Has Never Put My Pix On Her Dp On My Birthdays Since 10yrs Of Marriage. by madskills(m): 9:02pm On May 04, 2022
Amotolongbo:
@OP

You wife is trying to protect you from the public prey.
Seems she is trying to keep away her family life away from the social media. Showing you and the children off on the social media isn’t love.

In as much as she performs her matrimonial responsibilities perfectly with you and the children and no history or perception of infidelity from the woman, social media love stunt is a trivial issue.
my dear you are absolutely correct, same here I don't post my family pictures online, my madam thought I didn't want my girlfriends to know I am married, na so she go see my wedding pictures she posted on one of her enemies page, saying broken marriage.. Since then she stopped. Lol
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Check Physical Verification Date Using *45665# When It Commences by madskills(m): 12:03am On Apr 26, 2022
adeoyekay:
Tell her to her logout and login again, she has been lshortlisted.
As u see me so, I no like trouble oo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Check Physical Verification Date Using *45665# When It Commences by madskills(m): 5:11pm On Apr 25, 2022
ezenwaez:
Npower batch c stream 2: How to check physical verification date using *45665# when it commences


Npower batch c stream 2 volunteers without data or sophisticated smart phones can check their physical verification date when it commences, biometrics, deployment and even their shortlisting status by dialling the *45665# ussd nasims code.
In order for an Npower Batch C stream 2 volunteer to be able to do this, the Npower batch c stream 2 volunteer must have a minimum of ₦30 airtime or credit in his or her phone.
To check the physical verification date when it commences using the *45665# ussd nasims code, follow the procedures below:

1) The Npower batch c stream 2 volunteer should dial *45665#

2) After dialling*45665# a welcome message will come up saying "Welcome to NSIP Service, Choose Programme -
1. N-Power
2. NEXIT
3. CCT
4. HGSFP
5. S4J
6. Cancel

3) The Npower batch c stream 2 volunteer should press "Answer" using the left call button, then enter 1 which is N-Power then press send

4) After completing the above task, another message will come up saying " Welcome to N-Power Information Service Please Enter your BVN Or Registered Mobile No, the Npower Batch C stream 2 volunteer should enter either his or her BVN or Npower phone number

5) After the Npower batch c stream 2 volunteer have entered his or her number a message will come up saying "This service costs ₦30.00
1.Yes
2. No
press Answer then enter 1, then press send, if you are shortlisted you will now be able to check other shortlisting processes such as the physical verification date, deployment, biometrics status and others.

Npower batch c stream 2 volunteers have been advised to continue to check their NASIMS profile for updates regarding the Npower batch c stream 2 program.
my girlfriend's page is showing undefined in her nasim application, what does that mean, please, she no wan lemme rest oooo
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: My Vector Portrait Journey So Far... by madskills(m): 3:49pm On Apr 25, 2022
erad:
...

I'll stop here.
Still learning and perfecting my style(s).

Thank you for your timfe.
Awesome job keep it up
Webmasters / Re: Is Google Adsense Real Or Fake? Today Is 20th And I'm Yet To Be Paid by madskills(m): 5:50pm On Apr 23, 2022
oluwadeeboi:

Read the message well na....i said the post is a scam and its fake. Don't fall for it !
Webmasters / Re: Is Google Adsense Real Or Fake? Today Is 20th And I'm Yet To Be Paid by madskills(m): 12:42pm On Apr 23, 2022
oluwadeeboi:
Please,this is daylight scam. Don't fall for it !!!!!

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wait o, why should we send the code to you again?
Family / Re: Husband Caught Having Sex With His Maid Just Hours After His Wife Gave Birth by madskills(m): 2:14pm On Apr 22, 2022
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Career / Re: I'm In Love With My Boss. Pls Help by madskills(m): 2:11pm On Apr 18, 2022
fikayormi:
Alaye op, before you shoot your shot , have a plan B incase your shot goes south

I will advice you to chill a little , start charming your boss I mean getting her to notice you by

Coming to work early
Dressing nice / smelling nice
Hard work
Smart work
Smiling
Getting her company result

She will start to notice you and who knows maybe things will work itself up from there
Sense wan kee U
Science/Technology / Re: A Nairalander's Trap Caught A Pangolin (Pictured) by madskills(m): 10:06pm On Apr 13, 2022
Ebubu:
ebubu6@gmail.com
physical address

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Science/Technology / Re: A Nairalander's Trap Caught A Pangolin (Pictured) by madskills(m): 10:03pm On Apr 13, 2022
Ebubu:
how can I export it
send me your address we are coming for you
Science/Technology / Re: A Nairalander's Trap Caught A Pangolin (Pictured) by madskills(m): 10:01pm On Apr 13, 2022
jesvic91:
So, our trap caught this animal...and I don't know what it's called.
Can you help?

It is an endangered species, the FG is coming for you.. Hunting this pangolin, crocs is prohibited

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Crime / Re: Profiles Of The Dead In Abuja-Kaduna Train Attack (Photos) by madskills(m): 11:20am On Apr 01, 2022
Kestolove:
Dia blood will hunt buhari to his 7th generation
make that 10th

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Politics / Re: Car Of Amos Mathew (New Nigerian Editor) Stolen At APC Secretariat by madskills(m): 10:07pm On Mar 22, 2022
Family / Re: How Do I Deal With This Issues Between My Wife And I? by madskills(m): 10:01pm On Mar 20, 2022
Amza07:
I was part of NPOWER 2017 set that's batch B enroll in under Nteach before our program terminated

Since then I used the savings I had to buy a fairly used daylong machine.

So after the program I used that to feed the family 3 months back we both discussed about how we will be able to upgrade or our lives Abit to earn more cash to sustain the family
so we both agreed to sell the bike then borrowed money and buy Keke napep.
Since npower stop paying I was not really enable to borrow from the bank but before I sold my bike.

Her friend promised to borrow us 200k so that at least we can get fairly used Keke for 320 since the new one is costly but after selling my bike her friend refused to assist us saying that the money she could have borrow us was used for another purpose.

Although I was a bit disappointed but didn't complain now my wife feels guilty because my life totally changed my things spoiled and I could afford the Keke since our plan didn't work out and the money on saved from the bike I sold wasn't enough anymore to get me another bike.

How do I get her to stop blaming herself? I believe God has reasons for such thing happening to me. How do I feed them till I buy one?

Major problem is family and friends see her as a woman that brought me down but I clearly understood that her intention was to support but it failed so I myself consider it as a blessing from God.
you sound like a northerner, always looking for the smallest income to get married, they can collect loan and marry a second wife... Lousy set of people
Health / Re: HELP: When Should I Start Making Love To My Wife Again After Giving Birth?? by madskills(m): 5:18pm On May 07, 2021
Chisaedhor:
This is exactly 1month 5 days since my wife puts to birth. Mother and baby safe and sound via Normal Delievery

Since then I don zip up shagrin but he get as body dey do me now, as body no be firewood na.

Please is it okay to start making love to her now??

Lala abeg help a brother.

Google is giving me confusing answers
Idiat, why you no ask the woman involved if she is ready to receive you?

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Family / Re: How Do I Instill Boldness And Confidence In My Daughters? by madskills(m): 5:56pm On Apr 30, 2021
Hemanwel:
Good morning dear nairalanders!

I have two daughters: one will be 3 years old later in the year and the other will be 1 next month. I noticed that my first daughter is too timid. She gets easily frightened by her peers. She is quiet. She will allow just anybody to carry her - even those whom she is older and bigger than - without any resistance.

I really don't like these attributes about her. I want her to have the boldness to resist some of these things. I want her to be aggressive. I want her to grow up having confidence in doing things her way.
I also wish to instill that in the second child. Thank you!
introduce them to cartoon, educative ones for kids within their age, it will boost the hell out of them, I am a living witness, my kids top their classes now with so much remarkable confidence
Romance / Re: My Neighbor Is Chasing My Wife Behind My Back by madskills(m): 10:37pm On Dec 16, 2020
tylerboy1501:
Good day fellas, I need your suggestion or idea on step to take.

My wife that stays with me at home, though I have not paid bride price yet, planning doing it next year by God grace just opened up to me today that our neighbor who stays in the same compound approached her when she went out to brush her teeth and started telling her that he will like to befriend her and that he heard when we were quarrelling at home, that I'm not supposed to santion her for whatever reason, that he loves her and sees her in his dream that he will like to friend her.

So she told him that he has someone already which he knew and she told him that if he didn't stop he will tell me, he now begged her not to let me be aware of it.

This incidence happened about a month ago, so I was surprised when she opened up to me today.
I was not happy at all. I need to take an action before it's out of hand.

Meanwhile we are only 2 Tennants living in the compound

Pls guys what do I do?
pay bride price b4 you call her wife, by the way why is she staying with you unmarried?
Romance / Re: My Experience As A Bar Man In A Lagos Brothel . ( Life lesson) by madskills(m): 12:17am On Dec 08, 2020
Ekpes2017:

Baba was in love
you have a military background don't you?
Romance / Re: Whoever Tells You Women Don't Like Fine Boys Is A Joker by madskills(m): 12:19am On Nov 15, 2020
virginprincess:
What is the need of this trash you wrote, when you have already said you prefer an ugly man with money to a handsome poor boy, does it make any sense to you? grin grin grin
babe I tire o
Politics / Re: We Can’t Walk Freely Again — Police by madskills(m): 6:44am On Nov 01, 2020
Bantino:

Coincidence bro
July, you?
JULY TOO, WHAT A WONDER
Politics / Re: We Can’t Walk Freely Again — Police by madskills(m): 8:10pm On Oct 31, 2020
Bantino:
Na wah oooo

There was a time, the youths couldn't walk freely, so deal with the new norm and earn your respect back by being professional in the discharge of your duty as police men.
come o, how u take write exactly the same thing wey ma mind reason? what month were you born
Politics / Re: Protest Against Electricity, Fuel Price Increment, Anti-People Policy In Lagos by madskills(m): 5:32pm On Sep 16, 2020
Righteousnesss8:
Yes we must protest No we must not But we must But how can he be a must But nacking is a must Staffing is a must Banging is a must
we sabi the real righteous one... so bleep off
TV/Movies / Re: Ben Bruce: I Have 5 Children In BBNaija - Nengi, Trikytee, Erica, Prince, Kidd by madskills(m): 1:13pm On Aug 08, 2020
punisha:
Kid and Erica I'd vote, but Prince should collect his vote from his village people.
you are obviously some jealous chic
Family / Re: My Sister In-law Tried To Scam Me. by madskills(m): 9:14am On Jun 04, 2020
Amya:
I've been looking to get a federal agency job in Abuja for a while now and haven't yet had any reasonable connection.

My sister inlaw ( husband's sister) a lady in her mid 40s who's divorced and a hustler type still trying to find her feet called me up one day and told me a friend of hers had a connection for Civil Defence and i should email my CV right away to her. I have never discussed jobs with her before so the call took me by surprise. I wasnt particular keen on Civil Defence and as a lawyer i had my sights much higher on parastatal or agency jobs. She might have sensed my reluctance on the phone and she went on to say

"I'm just doing you a favour ooo, many people are hoping for opportunities as this"

She had this tone of urgency.

I didnt especially like how she was hurrying me as i never approach anything with desperation and as such, have never been scammed. I told her I'll get back to her. Two hours later, she was messaging me on whatsapp that she hadn't seen my CV on her mailbox. I replied her saying

"Aunty i haven't sent it ooo, is the job slot free because me i don't have money ooo"

This was a very dicey situation for me because this woman is over 10 years my senior and i wanted to be as diplomatic as possible without causing family wahala.

She read my response but didnt reply.

Very early the next morning she called me and when i picked up, she said that the job wasnt free but the price wasnt too much, just N350k. That i shouldn't worry that she'll call my hubby (her brother) and ask him for the money. When i saw she was still pushing, i opened up to her that even if i wanted to pay for a job slot, it definitely wasnt going to be a Civil Defence job as i had my sights set on agencies and parastatals. I knew she was upset by how her voice changed. "Agencies? What's that?" I told her like NNPC, DPR, NCC and the likes
"NNPC? ehnnn.. Okay" She cut the call and i heaved a sigh that it was over. It wasn't.

Two days later, this woman called me again to tell me she has an NNPC job for me.

(you've gat to be kidding me!)

She said that her friend knows the director and he asked for one million but after begging him, he agreed to take 500k she started with her hurrying tactics that i had only 24hrs and if payment wasn't made before then that the offer will be withdrawn. At that time, NNPC were done with their recruitment process and i didnt even apply and knowing how stringent NNPC recruitment was, i knew that offer was impossible. She went on that if I didn't have the cash that she'd call her brother (hubby) to make the transfer immediately. I knew right then without a doubt that this woman wanted to use me to obtain her brother by all means. She can try to scam him directly and if he falls mugu, good for her but why try to use me in the scam? I went further with questioning her on the supposed NNPC job. "Please Aunty the director that is helping, where is he?
" Abuja nau" she replied getting irritated with my questioning.

She was in Lagos and i was in Abuja at the time
so i asked her if i could meet the supposed director one on one and pay him directly and even promised to reward her and her friend handsomely if the deal pulls through.

"No" she said abruptly "you pay the money to my account and ill give it to my friend to make the payment. All you have to do is just hope and pray"

Pray... That word. I knew then without a doubt that this Aunty was trying to scam me.

I told her "Aunty please dont be angry, i know you mean well for my future and want me to get a good job in NNPC but right now I've already paid part payment for another job somewhere and i wouldn't want to invest in two places at once" That wasnt true, i just had to get her off my tail once and for all. She was shocked. She angrily cut the call. She wanted to finesse her brother out of some cash using my future, what happens when the real slot comes around. Would i expect him to pay twice?

Her mum (mil) called me and started blasting me. Saying I'm feeling too big to be helped and her daughter was only trying to help me and now she never wanted to have anything to do with me again. That i should call her daughter and take the offer so that peace would reign. I didnt. Even my hubby blamed me and i couldn't even open my mouth to tell anyone i thought the whole setup was a scam. That's such a big accusation to make. The family dislike for me grew worse because of that incident.

Please did i do wrong?



Modified: For those asking me to talk to hubby, ofcourse i did but he genuinely believes his sister was trying to help and since i couldnt point out outright that the whole thing smelt of scam, hr thinks i rejected the offer because of pride. But i know better. It didnt cause serious issue between us though.
see lawyer ooo people that promised to uphold the law is coming here without shame to talk about job payments, no wonder Lifeless BUHARI called us lazy, youth,... don't go a study one biznes carefully and support your hubby be here forming graduate

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