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bin gbagbo wan kill person 4 hia ooooooooh

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Nice 1 there Bro. . . .

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Thought they moved this trash to the Recycle Bin. . . .

MOD. . . pls what's it doing here?

@OP
Why can't you just go. . . . .  .

**sigh**

Ovbiedo Kpataki mhen khin. . . . . . . Omo no' Oba Ghato kpere Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I don't know how to download this video from Facebook i saw the link on my wall and after watching it i shed tears for Nigeria, . . what kind of crime will result to this kind of punishment?

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=2048114435163

Please if anybody can download and Embed it here on Nairaland will be better

Police dey were dem dey Modify Joke?


[size=3pt]Piss no dey hard why Fowl no dey piss?[/size]

An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks". A British doctor says: "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks". A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks". A Nigerian doctor not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain- made him President, and now half of the country is looking for work"

ROTFLMFAO,

Guess he is already fantasizing how it will look like for him, 

[size=4pt]Anyway no place like home we all came out from there[/size]

Don't even like Dating a 9ja Babe let alone marrying from my ethnic group

The rapper sounds like Dr. Evil 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDzoLUzwMMI[/flash]

D_BestDoc:
@ POSTER
y does your friend prefer to adopt a Nigerian child.Don't u think he should go adopt from his country?(because i no trust people again,em fit carry d child do ritual.NO OFFENSE)

Tell us d reason he needs a NIGERIAN child instead of a canadian

Is it a must that you must comment on a thread?, , ,if you don't have anything to say u better Shut ur Mouth

I just registered Now,

mutter:
There are reputable agencies and lawyers in Nigeria that handle adoptions. You need to make the contacts. One requirement however is that the couple have to spend about 2-3 months in Nigeria. The standards are the normal ones.

Thanks

tpia@:
just go to any of the baby farms and tell them you want to buy a child.

lol thanks though, but as a Canadian what are the Perequisites for him in getting one,, That's what he want's to know before coming to Africa(Nigeria) to Adopt

A friend of mine Wanted me to know what it takes to adopt a Child in Nigeria as a Foreigner, The child should be from new born age to 7 years old

Please your Suggestions will be appreciated

Blah!, , , Blah!!, , , , , Blah!!

First Nigerian to speak Foreign Language - Oba Esigie of Benin

olawalebab:
You think say i be fool like , Lai lai am not one

Tell me wetin u see man Cos kody-licky Scratch and she win Black Berry

olawalebab:
No come back from that exile, yeye

U don scratch am abi, ?

Win a BLACKBERRY, a CAR, or a HOUSE in Frisco. Use sharp object to scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ Wot u see is wot u get, Please do this

Dear Lord!! U took my favourite singers & dancer away(Elvis presley,John lenon,Michael Jackson). U took my favourite rappers(2pac,Biggie,Nate dogg) & U also took my favourite comedians(Bernie Mac & Cd John). Dear Lord I just want u to know dat (OBJ, IBB, Anenih, Atiku & Akala) are my favourite politicians, Let your will be done!!!

[size=22pt]So elections in Nigeria was April fool?,,,,,,,looolllllzzzz,,,,,,,, [/size]

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Okija_juju:
May Amadi-Oha bend your left leg with bow-leg!!  https://www.getsmileyface.com/new/angry/4.gif

If small pikin no dey fear die, make ehn crawl pass express road!! Arrant Nonsense!!

Since wey Pastors, Bishops, Reverends, Arch Bishops and the likes of them don dey pray, hold crusade, do retreat, convention, seminar, outreach, e.t.c to fast and pray and intercede for Nigeria, why bad thing never stop?! Why God neva open ground swallow all the bad people for we country since?!

If you never ask God why, no bring mouth near Juju before Okija go bend your right leg to K-leg!!



If you no get work this night, go break kernel for backyard!! Before you use your head carry wetin pass you https://www.getsmileyface.com/new/angry/2.gif

Thank you my Broda, all this Yoruba people won't stop @ rubishing other People's Culture and Tradition, @Akin-Egba wetin Concern u with our Oba?,. . . . . No mind your Business,

Kobojunkie:
Pastor Terry Jones (R) speaks at a press conference with Imam Muhammad Musri
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20100909/twl-pastor-calls-off-koran-burning-claim-3cd7efd.html

Hulk Hogan don turn Pastor?

naijaking1:
[size=18pt]Muslim group opposes use of body scanners at airports [/size] .
Thursday, 26 August 2010 00:00 Zakariyya Adaramola

The Muslim Public Affairs Centre (MPAC) says Nigerian Muslims should object to the use of body scanners at the country’s international airports because it violates their human and religious rights.

MPAC’s Director of Media and Communications Mallam Disu Kamor said yesterday that the scanners should not be used on Muslims because they would expose unclothed bodies which would then be seen on a monitor by another person.

Mallam Kamor said though Muslims agree that airports must be made un-friendly to terrorists but due to the explicit nature of the pictures that the body scanners bring out, they believe that “government’s choice of the measure without due public consultation is unacceptable.”

According to him, in Islam the right to privacy includes the right to decide who views your body, whether in person or via images.

He said the fact that the screener is unable to identify the passenger does not change the fact that he or she is viewing a near unclothed image of the passenger, adding that by forcing the passenger to go through the body scanner he/she is being stripped of his/her privacy and his/her right to decide who takes and views his/her near unclothed images.

The MPAC’s director, in a statement made available to Daily Trust, said the Quran commands Muslims, both men and women, to cover their private parts; as such the enforcement of nudity under the guise of maintaining air passenger safety and security was unacceptable.

Mallam Kamor said a pat down search would be just as effective in finding explosives strapped to the body instead of body scanning.

He said: “The use of the body scanners produce detailed 3-D images of passengers’ figures on a computer screen as if they were unclothed and the MPAC objects their use”, he said.

Where the Body scanner met for Christians?. . .lol

They Should Blame their Terrorist religion and not the Government infact we need it in all the Stadia in Nigeria because i no trust all this Alimajiris,

^^^^Are a Boy Are Afe Babalola