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Can this baby fly for 1.3M

When is the post UTME form coming out?

dayokanu: Are you a mind reader that you know what Buhari means?

Buhari said baboons, You claimed he was referring to you.

Are you telling us you are a Baboon?

baboon thangs don dey trend for here o. I can't laff.

dayokanu: Odilis wife is a judge and knows the way around the law. Unlike those other wey marry fish seller and illiterate Umblerra

Behind every successful thief(Odili) is a woman. Clyde had Bonnie

you are not serious I swear lmao

visalo: I can see. So who said dog and baboon would be soaked with blood?

same blood thirsty General dat dosnt give a damn abt blood shed of innocent Nigerians in the North where he comes from!

headworld: TEN (10) Things a Man MUST Have Before 40.

1. Drivers License
2. Personal Cheque Book
3. A Billionaire Friend
4. Personal Savings
5. Wife
6. International Passport
7. Car
8. Land
9. HNI Club Membership
10. Registered Company


Score yourself from 1 to 10; and U'll see reasons with me while a lot of people never show-up at Re-union get-together.

RATINGs:
0-30%: Poor
40-50%: Good
60-80%: Very Good
90-100%: Excellent


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- Personal EVALUATION of ourselves.
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Was he Lucky or was he Prepared?

I will prepare and keep moving, cos' my opportunity is around d corner!

after having all, he takes dem 6Feet down below shey? Vanity!

Delafruita: did buhari ever threaten bloodshed if he is not voted in as president?he simply said people should guard their votes and that any attempt to steal the votes of the people or rig the elections will lead to the people revolting hence,violence.did he ever say if he's not elected there will be no peace?if he did,please post the source and let us all see

comments like that are Bent on heating up the political atmosphere and causing disaffection among citizens. He said if he didn't win, his followers won't accept defeat. *shrugs*

kamdyjenny: Plz those dat checked theirs, wat website did u use to check. I nid to check my kid's sister own. Plz rply ASAP

yur kid sister's or your own?

Nigerian Custom kor, immigration ni

auto_freak2020: This is not to bring down my school but only to share with you what media will never tell you about unilorin. If you are a unilorin student or alumni, i'm sure you can add to this in your own way.
It's only in unilorin that you will see a prof. telling an undergraduate student to pick dirts.
It's only in unilorin students that put on their ID card in Lagos.
It's only in unilorin a department will not produce 2.1 student in 16 years.
It's only in unilorin faculty of engineering and technology is call FACULTY OF BAD BOYS.
It's only in unilorin you will see students reading for 18hours and annointing PC before,during and after CBT exams.
It's only in unilorin your girl friend will report you to the authority and you get instant suspension.
It's only in unilorin student eat bread and akara and call it burger.
It's only in unilorin you will find a department with just 3 students (pharmacy).
Only unilorin denies student from carry out project research and uses lab equipments and apparatus as DECORATION.
Only in unilorin you will see students serving purnishment in front of the class.
Only in unilorin you will see father and daughters lecturing in the same faculty (science).
Unilorin has the highest number of student serving extra year in Nigerian.
Only in unilorin, SUG and faculty presidents are synonymous with extra year.
Only in unilorin lathe machines were imported without operating manual and has been in work shop for 6 years without any operator.
Only in unilorin a unilorin student will become VC and insults his lecturers that are yet to retire.
Only in unilorin students are being forced to carry their ID cards on their chest.
Only in unilorin an engineering SCHOLAR will argue with you that gold is more expensive and less available than diamond that is diamond is cheaper than gold.
Only in unilorin a carton of goldcircle condom evaporates in the school clinic per week.
Only in unilorin you will see lecturers begging students to CRAM, learning has been crucified and cramming is embraced.
Now, tell us those stuffs that happens in your institution being it college of education, polythecnic, monothecnic or uninversity.

ar yu kidding me on 3students Studying pharmacy issh? Be serious pls

K_ONE: Oya, nairalanders start commenting.
@seun or any other MOD; front page please.

@poster, don't u av tailors dat amend I mean shape trousers in yur area ?lol. Its like d unwritten rule to get Front page slot on NL is to upload pixes wif Celebs uh? Oya!

sexy-excalibur:
lol ,dude u really copied...... Hitn ur chest, affects ur kidney??.....lmao.... C naija

boron10: That you copied during your time doesn't mean everyone did. I can hit my chest and boast that I never copied.

yu can Hit it Like KingKong right? Be careful it might affect your Kidney

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ylaa: MAY GOD PRESERVE YOUR LIFE. WISH YOU GEAR 1 RECOVERY.

na Gear 5 sure pass... Wishing him Fast Recovery

butterflyy: Consequence of eating two diff. Kind of soup @ d same time.

"Vegetable Soup" for that matter lolzzz

Toktee: ur vote iz not important

what do yu mean.. All votes count!

Police and dier fomats.. Explosion from waste steel cans? Only pressurized steel cans under intense heat explodes. And for an explosion of that magnitude?? Haba we ar not fools na

pekelepekele: JTF should shut the f.uck up about 3 friends of mine in the north living at different locations claimed they have been killing the innocent civilians and not boko haram members . In fact according to the guys both male and female claimed 75% of people JTF have been killing claiming to be boko haram members are innocent civilians and mostly villagers mtcheewww . you guys better ask for international support

shut up jare? Innocent people living with IEDs and Guns? Why should innocent people stay in volatile areas prone to JTF raid?

Where is my Baretta Rifle..

2iic: Former Lagos State Governor, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, on Thursday in Kano called for the granting of amnesty to Boko Haram militants, insisting that they are not ghosts as alleged by President Goodluck Jonathan.

Tinubu, the National Leader of Action Congress of Nigeria, who was in Kano to commiserate with the Emir of Kano, Alhaji Ado Bayero, over the attack on him and his convoy recently, explained that the amnesty must be based on justice, particularly for those with no blood stains on their hands.

He however said those involved in criminal activities among them must be made to face justice.

He said, “For the innocent ones among them, there must be amnesty. We cannot fight a war in our own country against minor crimes and minor people. We would only end up multiplying these people by trying to use force against our own citizens.

“I therefore disagree with the President; they are not ghosts.

“Are those people in prison ghosts? If they are, why are prison officials looking after them? Are JTF operatives fighting ghosts, do they possess magic power to see ghosts?”

According to him, security challenges in the country could also be attributed to the duplication of ministries related to Police affairs, which he said, could render the Inspector General of Police, M.D. Abubakar, incapacitated in taking firm control of security in the country.

At the Emir’s palace, Tinubu condemned the attack on the royal father, describing it as unfortunate.

The Emir, thanked Tinubu for the visit, describing him as a visionary and purposeful leader in every aspect of life by showing good example to the ordinary people.

http://www.punchng.com/news/tinubu-backs-amnesty-for-boko-haram/

what is he saying?? Grant dem Amnesty , they must be made to face the law?? From the same mouth

This is Kemi Olunloyo latest message, she posted it on her facebook page a while ago:

Ladies!!! It’s NOT a BRA. Its a bikini top with a WIRE, the latest with tight short mini skirts. I’ve always told u my breasts are healthy, self exam on the 11th of the month for chest cancer lumps, no implants. I have told ppl on social media that my breasts are firm, bosoms pointed and hard and my wish is to get my pumpkins to half of Cossy’s.

I will be 49 in August. Wonder why my sons tell their pals I am SEXY and make my pics their profile pic on FB.

Nigerian women, #KeepITReal and stop the shit pretending. Keep ur pumpkins healthy. #LifestyleTIP. No make up and stay natural in the pool. POST YOUR PICS if ur woman is SEXIER!

Oh in case you don’t know who she is, one can describe Kemi Olunloyo in many ways, an outspoken journalist, media expert, advocate, politician, deportee, the list goes on. She is also the daughter of former governor of Oyo State – she is one outspoken woman that keeps on talking even when it threatens her life, she’s come under attack so many times but that has not stopped her in any way from posting comments online…

[img]This is Kemi Olunloyo latest message, she posted it on her facebook page a while ago:

Ladies!!! It’s NOT a BRA. Its a bikini top with a WIRE, the latest with tight short mini skirts. I’ve always told u my breasts are healthy, self exam on the 11th of the month for chest cancer lumps, no implants. I have told ppl on social media that my breasts are firm, bosoms pointed and hard and my wish is to get my pumpkins to half of Cossy’s.

I will be 49 in August. Wonder why my sons tell their pals I am SEXY and make my pics their profile pic on FB.

Nigerian women, #KeepITReal and stop the shit pretending. Keep ur pumpkins healthy. #LifestyleTIP. No make up and stay natural in the pool. POST YOUR PICS if ur woman is SEXIER!

Oh in case you don’t know who she is, one can describe Kemi Olunloyo in many ways, an outspoken journalist, media expert, advocate, politician, deportee, the list goes on. She is also the daughter of former governor of Oyo State – she is one outspoken woman that keeps on talking even when it threatens her life, she’s come under attack so many times but that has not stopped her in any way from posting comments online…

[/img]This is Kemi Olunloyo latest message, she posted it on her facebook page a while ago:

Ladies!!! It’s NOT a BRA. Its a bikini top with a WIRE, the latest with tight short mini skirts. I’ve always told u my breasts are healthy, self exam on the 11th of the month for chest cancer lumps, no implants. I have told ppl on social media that my breasts are firm, bosoms pointed and hard and my wish is to get my pumpkins to half of Cossy’s.

I will be 49 in August. Wonder why my sons tell their pals I am SEXY and make my pics their profile pic on FB.

Nigerian women, #KeepITReal and stop the shit pretending. Keep ur pumpkins healthy. #LifestyleTIP. No make up and stay natural in the pool. POST YOUR PICS if ur woman is SEXIER!

Oh in case you don’t know who she is, one can describe Kemi Olunloyo in many ways, an outspoken journalist, media expert, advocate, politician, deportee, the list goes on. She is also the daughter of former governor of Oyo State – she is one outspoken woman that keeps on talking even when it threatens her life, she’s come under attack so many times but that has not stopped her in any way from posting comments online…

http://247nigerianewsupdate.com/im-49and-my-b00bs-are-still-very-firm-kemi-olunloyo-yabs-nigerian-ladies/

azimibraun: It is clear that this whole "oga on top"thing hs bin hijacked by some blood sucking demons and are looking for ppls blood tru it. None of my family member wll wear shirts or anything abt it. D devil hs hijacked it. U guys take a second and think wts special abt dis dt it hs generated so mch interest? Even T shirts and blouse bin produced. I see d devil looking for blood tru dis.

you av seen well.. As some might be beaten or murdered or suicide anyhow. Nice one!

JudismphD: The Price for mediocrity and parochialism. U dnt blame anybody for ur pitfall. A man lacking in knowledge will definately perish and 'my oga at the top' will not be an exception.

review yur choice of words Mr. "A man lacking in Knowledge will definitely perish"?? Whre did yu get that from?? And I guess yu av all d wisdom in the world? And deserve to live init? Smh

This is the Car I love!!!

The_King'sQueen:
Very very unpatriotic and biased. Pointing out problems but proposing no solutions. How many Americans or Europeans have come to Nigeria to tell you what is going wrong in their country. You went to Britain to sell your country for just an English buffet.

did yu say 'buffet' dem chaw for the meeting? *smiles* yu forget he's an aboki! He practically can't even win a state election.

successcertain: I love fast cars and this is my current whip, Hard work pays heavily.

no be" hardwork" money dem take buy car for naija o. Except "Givers never Lack" motor.