₦airaland Forum

NwaAmaikpe:





Two years anniversary and an 8-month old baby.
Members of the Asosciation of Womb Watchers (AWW) have already calculated their Period of waste.

P.O.W is derived by the formula; z - (x + y)

Where;
z = months in marriage
x = gestation period
y = age of baby in months.

Therefore
= 24 - ( 9 + 8 )
= 7 months of idleness.

According to our calendar for newly weds, though slightly behind schedule; they are doing fine.

King of Nairaland.

Pochettino:
Please allow the fine girls to speak for themselves. Thanks sister.

Jesus! Why are you like this?

Lol @ a conductor in a moving vehicle than being a driver in a stationary bus.

ebenezer202l:
Magic1
thank you

You are welcome

Designsking:
It is called the Nigerian Project, not the Nigerian Project

Is it not too early to be drunk?

Maradona is dead

GoldenJAT:
This woman maybe right o!! Just saying.

Exactly my thought and people are here insulting her without proper findings.

Ok

GOFRONT:
It's okay guys......He is back.

We was at Chinua Achebe's memorial Complex yesterday...

Thanks to Magic1 and other fans of NwaAmaikpe..

God bless you you GOFRONT. You will never go back but even though you go back, God will still bless you.

belente:
Please mod unban nwamaikpe now

He has been unbanned. I guess they saw this my appeal thread.

Gokoyer0:
I am starting to admire the man because he refused to create another moniker. He is indeed unapologetical

Very unapologetic. You ban him, he serves the ban diligently. He has no time to create multiple monikers.

Danzakidakura:
why you come deh abuse his father?

How did I abuse his father?

MsAllison:
yes ooo
helinues must cry

Lol

DamZik:
NwaAmaikpe is very intelligent. He knows something about everything and very comical.

He is amazing, knowledgeable and comical. Have you also noticed he does not respond to mentions.
I’m glad he’s back and thanks to the mod that unbanned him. If my post was responsible for the unbanning, it should then be moved to front page.

sapientia:
He is back

Lol. Joy everywhere �

jrobbins:
Done

Good job

adadike:
yes dear. Thank you

You are welcome love

ifex370:
A fool

What is your problem?

NwaAmaikpe:



Just like it is with women.
If these policemen want to go, the IGP should let them go. "Never beg who doesn't want to be with you to be with you."

Agbamuche learnt the hard way that when a woman tells you that she is fed up; you should neither try to beg, coerce, blackmail or cajole her to stay back when he found out that the pastor whom he begged to counsel her on the importance and sanctity of marriage was the father of their 3rd child.

The IGP should not be scared.
The truth is that; even if all these policemen choose to retire today, there are many of us who are willing to pick up their batons and guns and replace them at those checkpoints collecting every 50 naira bribe with the truest diligence.

My man is back. I’m sure the mods saw my post requesting for NwaAmaikpe’s unbanning. Welcome back man.

yaki84:
I Don go check an till 2025
And this happened since 2014 or so.

Still bad. The ban period is too lengthy.

yaki84:
My first account ibokUtoroh was banned till 2100...
Someone insulted me, I returned the insult in another sphere, MOD ban only me.
The guy is Yoruba, and I guess the foolish MOD that did it is also of that tribe.
Nairaland no be my permanent abode, anytime they mess up na to start twitting...

2100

yaki84:
My first account ibokUtoroh was banned till 2100...
Someone insulted me, I returned the insult in another sphere, MOD ban only me.
The guy is Yoruba, and I guess the foolish MOD that did it is also of that tribe.
Nairaland no be my permanent abode, anytime they mess up na to start twitting...

2100? That’s 80 years from now

yaki84:
His unbandment won't even add tarty kobo to my flappy account.
So have peace...

You are right

yaki84:
U need to go study how to spell words correctly if u definitely want to be taken serious.
Abeg unban nwaamaikpe for us or else....

Tell him

Ddokie:
2030 my brother.

This is not nice at all

Ddokie:
These mods are unbelievable.

I don't know about Nwamaikpe but i had to put up a new moniker because the old one was banned till 2030.

Like wetin be dat? Somebody called what i wrote rubbish, and i called him an Idiot and was banned for 10 years?

C'mon men.

10 whole years.

passymobile:
The truth is that the brain drain that is gradually charting a course in Nigeria seems to have finally gotten to Nairaland,Nwamaikpe always had a mind boggling comment for every topic, that guy has a great sense of humor.

Great sense of humor. Comic relief

Bigflamie:
They need to unban that dude if he's actually banned.

The comments on front page threads are shitty and boring as fvck.

I agree with you completely

Bigflamie:
They need to unban that dude if he's actually banned.

The comments on front page threads are shitty and boring as fvck.

Very boring. Those that hate him will not entertain us in his absence.

haffaze777:
You're doubting thomas,

I can be�

sapientia:
Please

Seun
Mynd44

If he is indeeded banned, kindly unban.

Which of his posts would have been against the rule.

Same question I asked. What exactly is his offense.

cashreport:
Unban him

I enjoy his posts

I’m glad to know a whole lot of people like him too