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Car Talk / Re: Germany Opens Electric Highway For Trucks To Curb Pollution (photos) by Magic1: 8:23am On May 09, 2019
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Slow and steady we will get here someday soon.

God bless Nigeria.




This is the amount that was spent to make this technology a reality.
In other news,



This is the amount that was recovered just in 15 months by EFCC of Nigeria.
Imagine how much have been stolen all these long years of our so called DEMOCRACY, by our corrupt politicians.
Years of stealing is not corruption!
Monies that should have been used to developed every aspect of our nation!

Sigh!
We rest our case...........for now
We dey vex! lipsrsealed


Always re-read after writing. Don’t always be in a hurry to submit. You seem to write well but makes some avoidable mistakes. I think you know and conclude those are mere mistakes but I might as well be wrong.
Politics / Re: IG Writes Saraki, Lauds Senate For Supporting Police Reforms by Magic1: 6:31am On May 09, 2019
Good job. This guy needs to eat more. I see bone everywhere.

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor And Her Future Mother In-law Dance Zanku (Photos) by Magic1: 5:31pm On May 08, 2019
Operation feed the nation.

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Celebrities / Re: "I Cannot Kill Myself" - Olakunle Churchill Undisturbed Amidst Tonto's Outburst by Magic1: 8:37am On May 07, 2019
0ppa:
Gather here if you think Tonto Dikeh is irrelevant.

Like for Tonto Dikeh, share for Olakunle Churchill

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Celebrities / Re: "I Cannot Kill Myself" - Olakunle Churchill Undisturbed Amidst Tonto's Outburst by Magic1: 8:35am On May 07, 2019
Vulcanheph:
Can't you see how chubby and good looking he is after divorcing TOnTO DICKeh....

The same thing with TeeBliz after breaking up with Tiwa.

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Celebrities / Re: Teebillz Celebrates Tope Alabi After Visiting Church by Magic1: 8:25am On May 06, 2019
More like Tiwa’s blood was a bad blood on TeeBliz.
I see freshness...looking younger. Making out with women who are dry adds nothing to the man unlike those with soft, fresh and plump body.

Consider dry and fresh corn...

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Sports / Re: Man United Miss Out On Top Four After Draw With Huddersfield by Magic1: 8:01am On May 06, 2019
yungsmart:
man u has never been their selves ever since Alex Ferguson. This current squad is trash and don't deserve the shirt. All they do is be on social media,play rubbish with the hype all over them and receive bogous money they didn't earn.
They don't play with passion

“Themselves “
Romance / Re: Don't Watch This If You Don't Have A Wife (you Will Jerk Off) by Magic1: 4:55am On May 01, 2019
Trash. Maybe I would have been moved if she wore a G-string.

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Education / Re: (Quiz)Can You Spot What's Wrong With These Pictures by Magic1: 4:44am On May 01, 2019
mekuso89:


Are you sure about about 6 and 7? grin

I will be posting the answers soon ooo

Your 6 & 7 is absolutely Wrong. The dragon fly has two wings. The bus is on the right lane. The problem is that the bus does not have side mirror and the wiper blades are also missing
Education / Re: (Quiz)Can You Spot What's Wrong With These Pictures by Magic1: 4:40am On May 01, 2019
No. 7, No side mirror and no wiper blade on the windscreen

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Politics / Re: The Induction Of New And Returning Governors In Abuja (Photo) by Magic1: 4:29am On May 01, 2019
Albert0011:
Ohun nma
Haha am from ukwuani LGA.

I’m glad to know.
Politics / Re: The Induction Of New And Returning Governors In Abuja (Photo) by Magic1: 4:50pm On Apr 29, 2019
Albert0011:
I don sight my able governor
The ekwueme 1 of Delta state
Team SMART agenda.

You are obviously from Agbor or Owa. Nwene, nani?
Romance / Re: Women Speak More Words A Day Than A Man by Magic1: 10:06am On Apr 29, 2019
Effect of speaking before thinking through. A man calculates before he speaks, reverse is the case with women.

Statement conforms 100%
Romance / Re: Twitter User Shared a photo of how Breasts look Like under the skin ( Photo ) by Magic1: 10:02am On Apr 29, 2019
Do us a favour by providing picture of how the fallen heroes look like as well. Regards.

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Celebrities / Re: Emeka Ike Meets Emeka Ihedioha (Photos) by Magic1: 11:40am On Apr 27, 2019
Appointment
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Generated Electricity Drops Further To 2,919MW by Magic1: 11:05am On Apr 27, 2019
aribisala0:




German current Energy Minister studied Law his predecessor studied..............yea you guessed right law

Incumbent in the UK studied Economics predecessor studied History

Incumbent in Japan studied political Sience

Incumbent in Russia studied Economics

So please tell us what you think our own Minster should have studied and why

Incumbent in US studied Animal Science
In Italy incumbent studied Law


What is your premise and where is the evidence

These countries you mentioned had long stabilized their power sector, hence, can be managed by any professional. I am an Economist and I can categorically tell you that it is inarguably wrong for a novice to man power ministry especially at this disgraceful 2,3 thousand megawatt output for over 200million population.
Sports / Re: Chelsea's New Home Kit For 2019-2020 Season Leaked by Magic1: 3:29pm On Apr 26, 2019
Like for Stamford bridge, share for Old traford

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Career / Re: How To Calculate Your New Salary Based On New National Minimum Wage: Photo by Magic1: 9:10am On Apr 23, 2019
walex2:



so an increment from 18k to 30k is 67%? please work on your statistics. let me help you out and you must pay me . to calculate the increment is like this new minus old multiply by the old. therefore the percentage of increment is 30,000-18000 = 12,000. therefore 12,000\18, 000 = 0.4 percent incremental. please clap for me. the increment is 40 percent and not 67 percent

Na wa for u o. You got the formula right but got the answer wrong. It’s 66.7%
Celebrities / Re: Weird MC And Stella Damascus In London (Photo) by Magic1: 6:36am On Apr 16, 2019
Nkisiva:
You remember Weird MC the Ijoya crooner way back in 2006.

Well, here's how she looks now.

She was recently spotted at the premiere of Stella Damascus' movie, Between, in London.

See Picture Below √

http://www.everywherestew.com.ng/2019/04/weird-mc-pictured-in-london-with-stella.html?m=1


Op it’s Stalla Damasus and Damascus
Phones / Re: Facebook, Whatsapp And Instagram Are Down Worldwide by Magic1: 12:47pm On Apr 14, 2019
unitysheart:
Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram are down worldwide.

Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp are all experiencing issues this morning for users worldwide. Facebook and Instagram are both inaccessible, with news feeds refusing to refresh and the main Facebook.com domain unavailable. WhatsApp messages aren’t being sent or received, and users of Facebook’s main services have headed to Twitter to share that they’re having issues.

The outages appear to have started at around 6:30AM ET this morning, and come just a month after Facebook experienced its worst outage ever. Facebook, WhatsApp, and Instagram were all inaccessible for hours last month, and it wasn’t until over 24 hours later that Facebook finally gave the all clear. Facebook blamed a “server configuration change,” and apologized for the outages.


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2019/4/14/18310069/facebook-instagram-whatsapp-down-outage-issues


Even Google is down as well

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Business / Re: Whites Perfect Quality Of Products While Blacks Reduces Quality by Magic1: 5:33pm On Apr 13, 2019
great664:
Everything from School pencil and Biro, to Thermal printer paper to five alive juice to Choco to roofing sheets to nails (copper) to electric wires and to many more and it cuts all areas of our life... Africa is just fake.

The problem is that the people who are suppose to be inspecting them just keeps taxing/collecting bribe from them and don't mind the standard of the product.


Exactly. The relevant agencies saddled with responsibilities of ensuring standards are maintained only collects bribe and looks the other way.
Business / Whites Perfect Quality Of Products While Blacks Reduces Quality by Magic1: 2:16pm On Apr 13, 2019
The White man perfects the quality of their products each and every passing time. They engage in research just to improve quality.

Reverse tends to be case n Africa, specifically Nigeria.

Exotic juice happens to be my favorite fruit juice in the past. These days, it has become watery. It has lost its original taste and flavor.

What is it with the black man and fake product. We move from standard to sub-standard.

What other products have you noticed a nose dive in quality.
Politics / Re: Willie Obiano And Wife, Ebelechukwu Chilling In The US. Photos by Magic1: 9:16am On Apr 12, 2019
Denikayan:
Anambra loot sweet die


This guy sign MOU pass any living thing on Earth


Whats the status of the Airport he did ground braking ceremony for grin grin grin 0%

You have not heard of Ben Ayade of Cross River State. Commander in Chief of MOU signing �

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Politics / Re: Full List Of The 371 Tribes In Nigeria by Magic1: 8:56am On Apr 12, 2019
EdiAbali:
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You're a Zombie

Anuofia
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade drags troll who said she lacks creativity and hating on Tiwa Savage by Magic1: 8:47am On Apr 12, 2019
OKorowanta:


Which troll is correct?
Yes you might not get all songs right but she's definitely on top of her game.
As at five years ago,Yemi already has two houses I knew of.
You no dey the country wen Johnny was the most watched Nigerian song on YouTube for years and only got dethroned by Davido's fall?

The stoopid troll is on hypo.


Don't support rubbish.


And you like that Johnny crap? Wack lyric? Mtchewww
Travel / Re: See List Of International Airports In Nigeria - Photos by Magic1: 10:40pm On Apr 10, 2019
erico2k2:

what Airlines land there?

Is it about the airline that lands there or the standard. I can understand that they are all of low standard but Margaret Ekpo Int’l Airport was built to on international specification. The run way can accommodate any size of airline.
Travel / Re: See List Of International Airports In Nigeria - Photos by Magic1: 10:24pm On Apr 10, 2019
AutoReportNG:


Margaret Ekpo International Airport, Calabar is a local airport


Say what? so what’s the “International” doing there. Better advise yourself
Travel / Re: See List Of International Airports In Nigeria - Photos by Magic1: 10:02pm On Apr 10, 2019
Op op, where is Margaret Ekpo International Airport, Calabar

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Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade drags troll who said she lacks creativity and hating on Tiwa Savage by Magic1: 9:25pm On Apr 10, 2019
The troll is 100% correct. Sings nonsense.

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Politics / Re: NASS Leadership: Elumelu, Ossai, Chukwuka, Abonta Battle 4 House Minority Leader by Magic1: 11:16am On Apr 08, 2019
Onyekachi419:
That's there problem cool


“Their”
Romance / Re: Reno Omokri: "Women Don't Have Time Like Men" by Magic1: 11:14am On Apr 08, 2019
MiddleDimension:


which state is this guy from?

Delta
Romance / Self Cleaning Body Parts by Magic1: 6:18pm On Apr 07, 2019
Recently, I read where a medical doctor advised against using cotton bud, candle, match stick, feather, broom stick etc in cleaning our ears. He made it clear that the ear is self cleaning and incapable of being infected due to the acidic content. He however, said the outer part can be cleaned using cotton bud. If you have had course to carefully clean your ear after a very long time using cotton bud, you will frown at this advice.

I had also read where it was mentioned that the vagina is self cleaning. Experience has shown that washing (without soap) can ultimately eliminate or reduce oozing as against allowing the self cleansing. There are some women who wash yet, the region still oozes.
We are not ignorant of the ooze associated with infections as some women will always hold on to as the primary reason for the oozing.

Way back in the University, I once quietly ended a relationship due to unbearable stench from the region which overwhelmed the ambipour air freshener in my room. That was the last she heard from me until I left University.

I had rolled with a couple of all round neat women whom I have seen washing up with water and I hardly perceive any offensive odour.

My take: neatly wash the vagina with fresh water without soap as this helps reduce or eliminate offensive odour.

Your take:

Please note that this is not meant to offend our ladies nor anyone else.

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