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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Latest Fresh Graduate & Exp. Recruitment At KPMG Nigeria - 9th July, 2015 by magicminister: 1:33pm On Jul 09, 2015
Well, job openings like this simply means that even your 2.2. From havard university is useless when compared to a 2.1. From ajakuku ajanuka university.
Best of luck to the job hunters.
Used to work in pwc and all these so called audit companies aint shiiit!!
Politics › See How Our Police Responds To Emergency Situations::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: by magicminister(op):
Few days ago, there happened to be an emergency around lekki and when the police tried to respond, the vehicle failed to start. After several attempts to push start the vehicle, it finally came to life and they sped away with the sirens blaring.
This embarrassment lasted for about 20 minutes.

p.s. this happened in lekki. A walking distance away from where the previous robbery happened.

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Romance › Re: Caption This Proposal Picture by magicminister: 10:52pm On Jul 08, 2015
Damminglola:
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I can't blame someone like you. At times understanding simple english in the context at which it is used at times makes it very difficult for people like you to think straight. And the last time I checked, this is in the joke section where everything said and written here is on a lighter mood. So please next time you are looking for someone to exchange trash with, do it with people around you and not on the social media. Good night dear.
maybe you should check again cos this is the romance section.
I can't exchange words with you cos you are hopeless and also intellectually beneath me!!
Romance › Re: Caption This Proposal Picture by magicminister: 10:23pm On Jul 08, 2015
Damminglola:
Am really short of words. My phone even fell while laughing!!!! Hope for the hopeless............
The only hopeless person here is you.
Show us your own engagement pix..........
The so called "little woman" don engage, prolley married with kids while u here calling her hopeless....looool..
Ou are the hopeless one... not her.
Romance › Re: Caption This Proposal Picture by magicminister: 10:19pm On Jul 08, 2015
Woooow... this is cute... really cute... as long as there is love and understanding, they will be alright.
Crime › Re: Picture Of A Policeman Who's Hand Was Chopped Off In While Trying 2 Catch A Bus by magicminister: 9:37pm On Jul 08, 2015
hahahahah ... this made my night....
more please!!!
kudos to the driver!!
Crime › Re: Ikorodu Bank Robbers Paraded By Lagos State Police Command (Photos) by magicminister: 2:46pm On Jul 06, 2015
I honestly have a feeling these guys are innocent.
If nigerian police tortures you, you will confess to being osama bin laden......

Bleep d police...
Crime › Re: Ikorodu Bank Robbers Captured. by magicminister: 1:41am On Jul 06, 2015
I feel sorry for the innocent people they have tortured in confessing to a crime they have no clue about.
Crime › Re: I Was Hung Upside Down And Tortured For 3months: Victim Of Police Brutality(PIC) by magicminister: 8:21pm On Jul 05, 2015
Like I always say.

If anyone above 13 years old is missing, there is high probability that they are languishing in a Nigerian police cell.
Nigerian policemen are a bunch of people with low self esteem trained to think they are demi-gods arming them with an assault rifle in the absence of war or major unrest further elevates their sense of power and this sends them on a murder spree.

The first time I was arrested was cos I had a laptop in my bag.
I was 15-16 year old then. The policemen intimidated my friend and I and took all our money. I trekked home that day.

I hate policemen so much thatnif any member of my family joins the policeforce, I will disown that person. I wish painful death on every single policeman and their families. May they feel the pain they have caused other people.
Christianity Etc › Re: T.B Joshua Returns Elderly Woman’s Half-a- Million Naira Tithe by magicminister: 10:52am On Jul 05, 2015
I love tb joshua... I am not a follower but I know alot of people he has helped.
Health › Re: Painful Urination, Fever, Red Eyes by magicminister: 5:07am On Jul 04, 2015
You do not get any discharge when u urinate abi??

1- if you eat out, stop eating out. This could be caused by highky contaminated food.
2- im sure its an infection.
3- if I shld take a gurss, I would say chlamydia but please see a doctor.
Food › Re: Man Spends N5million On Drinks In A Lagos Club (see Receipt). by magicminister: 5:18pm On Jul 01, 2015
I wonder why folks are criticizing.
The moment you stop judging the world through your myopic lens, the better for you.

This guy is no better than you.
Is he feeding you? Clothing you or got 2 head??.... then stop hating...
Politics › Re: Aregbesola To Pay March, April Salaries By Friday by magicminister: 12:37pm On Jul 01, 2015
I wonder how many billions in interest the witheld salaries would have generated!!
A state should be able to generate its own income.
If federal incomes were judiciously utilized and part of It invested, the returns on investment should be able to mitigate some of the pressing needs such as salaries.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Accept Or Reject This Offer? by magicminister: 2:51pm On Jun 27, 2015
lol... [size=18pt]YOU IDIOT!!!
YOU ALREADY STARTED THE SHITTY JOB!!
[/size].... LMAO!!

NAIJA EMPLOYERS SHA!!
Romance › Re: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by magicminister: 10:43am On Jun 27, 2015
I vote lekinz

Cc: NLjega
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Said Her Previous Guy Was Stronger In Bed. by magicminister: 11:01pm On Jun 25, 2015
RedBenson:
For where? Me abandon my own thread? Na ban i still dey serve for sexuality section my brother. I go show back from 1st July. I hail magicminister and the rest.
I see u bro... my realest calabar connect..
Hopefully, we share champagne someday!
Travel › Re: Taking Food Out Of Airplanes by magicminister: 5:34pm On Jun 25, 2015
Antoinne:
No, you didn't really pay for it. At some point, Aero never used to serve food on airplanes and people still flew. This food is complimentary and not paid for.

Why not 'munch' it in the plane? Are you not 'settled in' in the plane? Or you feel people are watching you?

Cultured people don't take food out of airplane. Don't get influenced by the habit of taking food away from a party. It simply doesn't speak well of you. If anything, it suggests that you are too hungry and can't afford a meal whenever you want one.
If the airline thinks its wrong, then they should stop serving in takeaway package
Romance › Re: "I Am Tired Of Being His Sex Machine And Abortion Bag" by magicminister: 1:24pm On Jun 25, 2015
To the op, hit me up on icevillebeatz@gmail.com.
Crime › Re: How Soldiers Murdered Police Informant In Delta State (Graphic Photo) by magicminister: 9:37am On Jun 25, 2015
Its so sad that the npf cannotneven protect an informant. NPF is a disgrace... we all know that!!!

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