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techaboki:
Guys, I'm a junior backend developer with focus on PHP/Laravel looking for my first role. I'm in Abuja but open to relocating anywhere. I take God beg you, help me if you can. I'm dying slowly

Do you have a portfolio? Or what projects have you worked on. Are you familiar with DSA(Data Structures and Algorithms) because they will test your problem solving approach. It's not just about saying I know PHP/Laravel what can you or have done with it?

LUAN:
Yes

What category are you interested in Web or Mobile? This one that you don't have funds, is there any place you can use WI-FI, start by learning html/css and JavaScript. That is the basics. Go to YouTube and search for them you would see lots of tutorials. Follow along and practice, if you understand them then you can move ahead.

LUAN:
what should I do

Do you even have a functional laptop

LUAN:
please can you Coach me to become a software engineer like you, am currently learning on my own (self taught) facing a lot of frustration due to lack of funds and lack of resilience for my past mistake, please be my coach. Thanks

And those two things you mentioned are very important to become one or else you will get bored and leave it eventually.

PastorFire:
From gambler to Researcher to Software. Your life is rotating in frustration and seem not to know it

Weyrey, you don smoke weed today abi, you no dey see road again

pendragonbladgo:
What is their crime that you want hell to happen to them?

Lol, if you don't see anything wrong in that then you're obviously one of them. Not that they should be dismissed or whatever but they should be disciplined for painting the nation image bad. At least that would serve as a deterrent and a cautionary tale for others in such acts

Nothing will happen to them as usual. No be Nigeria again?

Idiot every problem has a solution. I smell incompetence

Yes mummy

Some men dey try sha, you go marry olosho

PastorFire:
I'm glad my impact is still singing a loud song upon your life.
Continue to jobless yourself here. I'm now an Officer of the law while you are jobless.

Keep telling the story of my effect upon your life.. I love it.

So you went soft and chicken out after Npower no gree pay you bastard fool and came out of your hiding. It means you've been checking this thread behind the scenes. I'm a Software Engineer you fool, I'm not as jobless as you m0r0n

Suddenly una pastor wey dey run mouth for here like goat just suddenly vanish into thin air. Let him come and finish what he started. Nansense

Carryover wey boys dey chop steady, e reach your turn you won kee yourself. Mumu

At most 3 months

The black man is still crude, you can tell from the environments and behavior

Farfalla:
There's nothing to figure.
Both men and women possess bank accounts, so I don't understand why you believe female bank employees are hired based on their sexiness. Do these men who supposedly control the wealth of the country interact anywhere with a female employee in the Supply Chain Management department?

A former banker on this thread has already talked about the rigorous recruitment process of hiring bank employees, yet some of you still think it's about looks?

Statistics also indicate that there are more male than female employees in banks, so your argument is invalid.

Na you sabi, na wetin dey happen underground be that

Farfalla:
Are men the only people who make bank transactions?

No, but most of the wealth in the country is controlled by men. Go figure

Farfalla:
How does an institution attract customers by hiring women?

Secondly, do you believe those crappy statistics?

Cuz I would rather transact with a beautiful woman with boobs and ass, than a ugly, boring and bony man. So here you have it

We no go rest with different AI's everyday that keeps killing jobs

To attract customers and the oga at the top wants them.

Werey

Aboki

I'm Yorùbá but I admire the industrious nature and business acumen of the Igbo people. Igbo kwenu

software:
*Title: Job Opportunity: Native PHP / Java Developer - Abuja, Nigeria*

Hey there,

We're a tech startup in Abuja searching for a Native PHP & Java Developer. If you're skilled in PHP, mobile (iOS/Android), and eager to learn, we want you!

*Requirements:*
- Proficiency in PHP, mobile development, and familiarity with frameworks like Laravel
- Willingness to learn and grow within the role
- Ability to meet deadlines and contribute to scalable applications

*Working Hours:* Monday to Friday, 8 AM to 5 PM

*How to Apply:* Send applications with resume/portfolio to topnuel@gmail.com by Dec 11, 2023.

Join us in crafting innovative solutions and expanding your skills!

Is it remote? and what's the pay range?

Jagaban

A picture of all the males in your family, let's start from there

Ce n'est pas bien.

Curdlebug:
On such a post... Not even a single LIKE or share... Even ur ass kissers don't like you much...

What a life!...

Nobody likes him here. All those congratulations na fake love

Lilchilz:
Werey you wey don cast for here you wan use shame japa. We sabi your scope

The werey talk say dem don promote am for NDLEA. Fool

24kmagik:
Leave us with the lamba

Enjoy

24kmagik:
For recruitment?
If replacement de, I fit sell my land make I enter oooo. So remember us

Oga rest na lamba hin dey give una

PastorFire:
Let me tell your something Oga, the very reason why I'm giving this thread a break is because of the oaths i took.. Even if i give you my service number, there is nothing that will happen because the people that put us there can remove or retire your oga.

Reveal your identity to him and stop ranting like a dog if he sure for your papa.