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PoliticsRe: Chained Generator Spotted In A Police Station.... Photo by majalisa(m): 9:12pm On Mar 28, 2016
CACAWA:
[size=18pt]op isn't serious[/size]
So because it is a police station, they should now park their car outside and leave the car keys in it abi?


The message they are trying to pass accross to morons is this:

"Before you come to us complaining about robbery, be sure that you tried your own best to safe guard your properties"

And in case you are still doubting, security starts with you.
you are talking OUTside of point instead of INside of point..
There is a difference between parking your car and leaving the keys outside and inside a premises dat is presumed to be secure
PoliticsRe: Samaila Inusa: Army Offers N1Million Reward For Information On Kidnapped Colonel by majalisa(m): 5:42pm On Mar 28, 2016
johnsonjosbles:
tell me when they raised the reward to 50m, then I will give them info! But witout that? Its clasified info.
now you are talking
PoliticsRe: Samaila Inusa: Army Offers N1Million Reward For Information On Kidnapped Colonel by majalisa(m): 5:39pm On Mar 28, 2016
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Terror666:
Make it 2
still peanuts
RomanceRe: Any Guy Who Doesn't Have A House And A Car Should Not Get Married Or Even Date! by majalisa(m): 7:29pm On Mar 20, 2016
Specialbaby:
it better to remain single than marry a liability as a husband!
the sentiments are mutual
PoliticsRe: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by majalisa(m): 3:54pm On Mar 08, 2016
Kagarko:
To you and the OP pls tell us the true position of all these you mention in your Religious believe.

Pls be sincere in the reportage and let's see if any difference exist Between Islam and Christianity concerning morality.
big difference,one is under law and basicaly lives in old testament tymz while d other is under grace and virtually lives in new testament tyms
PoliticsRe: Atiku Shares Meal With Ex-Classmate Mammawa, During Visit To His Home (Pics) by majalisa(m): 4:09pm On Feb 02, 2016
tdemo:
Hausa people =million folds of children!!!!
probably grand children na
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa Bombing & Water Pollution: When Did Nigerians Become This silly? by majalisa(m): 2:21pm On Feb 02, 2016
chesterlee:
How about a random Almajiri bombing his brothers up north just because of Western education...


That's the height of foolishness!
walahi kai sakare ne.
RomanceRe: Help! I Met A Sexually Dressed Lady In My Sister's Fiancé House by majalisa(m): 9:52pm On Jan 01, 2016
Estharfabian:

And that's dressing Sexuallyhuh Really?shocked

Those are Like my House uniform...gringrin
exactly!!she was wearing her house uniform at a location that is a long way from home
AutosRe: How to Ship your Car from North America to Nigeria! by majalisa(m): 8:31pm On Dec 21, 2015
Export1:
Our sales representative will contact you shortly.
Thank you
appreciated...got it on the other thread unfortunately I can't copy and email it to whom it may concern.. could you help out and mail it directly to my mailbox... tnks
PhonesRe: Say Bye Bye To Screen Problem: The Most Rugged Smartphone Ever by majalisa(m): 8:29am On Dec 21, 2015
Na inverter?
AutosRe: Free Vin Checks And Reports Sponsored By Auctionexport.com by majalisa(m): 1:57am On Dec 20, 2015
bro could you help me check this VIN
5TDDK3EH2BS082017
Email to pvyvan@gmail.com

Thanks and God bless
AutosRe: Free Vin Checks And Reports Sponsored By Auctionexport.com by majalisa(m): 1:57am On Dec 20, 2015
bro could you help me check this VIN
5TDDK3EH2BS082017
Email to pvyvan@gmail.com

Thanks and God bless
AutosRe: How to Ship your Car from North America to Nigeria! by majalisa(m): 1:47am On Dec 20, 2015
drlawizle:
What's the difference between the free VIN check and d paid AUTO-CHECK here?
pls could you help me check this... 5TDDK3EH2BS082017

email is pvyvan@gmail.com
RomanceRe: 10 Types Of Women To Never Date. by majalisa(m): 3:55pm On Dec 09, 2015
jpphilips:
How about the Pretty girl from a wretched home? That to me is the most disastrous.
jesu!!! Most of dat breed are an apology to dating, regretful to courtship and an asunder to marriage
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EducationRe: Before You Send Your Daughter To A University In Ghana, Please Read This. by majalisa(m): 2:19pm On Oct 11, 2015
ruggedtimi:
m a student in ghana....the thread is 4 real. Many nigerian female students sleep around, ws even annoying is dey do without condom. most of dem @ home ( nig ) dey dnt go out, so wen dey re in gh far frm dere parnts dey do alot. all u need to do is take her to labadi beach or mall jst for window shopping, u hv her. u might not even do anythng. jst invite her ova. most of dem leave sch wey dere parnts snd dem cum bcus say dem won be models ( lie lie model ) with fake agents evrywhrre. dis guys own na worst pass. dey re addicted to Weed and codiene, especially wisconsin uni / A.I.T students, most guys even use dere sch fees to buy iphone 6 and oda latest gadgets jst to feel among. NKWAME khrumah uni 9ja studnts buy cars with dere sch fees and furniture dere rooms to the fullest, frm 3d led to fully paid dstv sub and ps4.
and someone just said the standard of education in Ghana is high compared to Nigeria..ur grammatical structure is not a good testimony
FamilyRe: My Brother's Fiancee Is An Ex-prostitute Have Slept With. Should I Tell by majalisa(m): 8:35pm On Sep 25, 2015
ATMC:
Op let sleeping dog lie. grin
for how long?
PhonesRe: Pls Is It Possible For Someone Else To Have Access My Whatsapp by majalisa(m): 6:46pm On Sep 25, 2015
Oyetboy:
my guess, you are a cheat!
my guess, you have a narrow one tracked mind.
RomanceRe: 27 Porn Stars Without Their Makeup by majalisa(m): 2:52pm On Sep 23, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
where is butchcassidy 'z favourite

JADA FIRE!!

meanwhile some sharp guys don already go pornhub dey type the names of the ones wey fine for them.
she is retired even thot her honey pot is not tired
CelebritiesRe: Heheh OMG! Guys; Can You Take This Kind Of Lady To The Alter? [PHOTO] by majalisa(m): 2:40pm On Sep 23, 2015
MrKontrovErsy:
lol
yea i said many men didnt say all men
like i siad befor me too im into slim gals
but get my point, this woman is a queen compare to other fat women i see with stretch mark and dilapidated skin.
you are ryt but earth moving equipment aint my thing
CelebritiesRe: Heheh OMG! Guys; Can You Take This Kind Of Lady To The Alter? [PHOTO] by majalisa(m): 11:42pm On Sep 22, 2015
MrKontrovErsy:
WOW ITS Amazing how such a fat lady has a firm body!
n with a glowing skin
shez a petty woman , so many men will.
but im into slim gurls but must hav a round bowl though
she reminds me of an ostrich..can't and wont
PhonesRe: Code To Stop A Number Frm Calling You by majalisa(m): 11:21pm On Sep 22, 2015
Luchi20:
Pls pals,is a there any code that u can use to stop a particular number frm calling/reaching ur line(MTN)?
privately send me d number and I would block it from here
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Visits Flood Ravaged Areas In Kaduna (Photos) by majalisa(m): 9:35am On Sep 22, 2015
olatade:
The flood totally swallowed up my apartment(kigo extension)and I couldn't salvage any of my property,not even a pin....so depressing
hardluck bro
RomanceRe: Beautiful Girls WithOut Brain by majalisa(m): 10:20pm On Sep 19, 2015
Earthkumy:
Beautiful girls without brain there private part suffers the most.
True or false?
is a fact
CrimeRe: Aaah! Six Men Arrested For Swallowing N31 Million Cash At A Lagos Hotel Room by majalisa(m): 10:12pm On Sep 19, 2015
tosmoniyi6:
These guys swallowed raw cash, dollars and not drugs, some Nigerians ah! ::: A Bureau De Change operator and five other suspected members of a deadly money laundering syndicate has been arrested by Operatives of the of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA, for swallowing $156,000 (N31, 083,000.00) at Excel Oriental Hotel along Airport Road, Lagos. The six suspects were arrested in the hotel while they were busy swallowing the large sums of money with the intention of exporting $156,000 to Brazil. Speaking on the arrest, the chairman of NDLEA, Ahmadu Giade, said the six suspected members of the group, including a Bureau de Change operator, had been apprehended in connection with swallowing $156,000. Alhaji Giade further pointed out that the agency...

To read on and view pictures, click on this link:
http://www.tosmoniyi.com/2015/09/aaah-six-men-arrested-for-swallowing.html
u again!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Only Nigerian Who Would Not Be Forgotten By Nigerians by majalisa(m): 6:56pm On Sep 19, 2015
moredollar:
Late Chief Gani Fawehinmi (SAN)......
I miss that dude
CelebritiesRe: Viral Emotional Pix Of A Gorilla Who Kept Cuddling Its Dead Baby 4 A Week - by majalisa(m): 12:36am On Sep 19, 2015
Behira:
Ooooh o i feel her pains like its real human cry
she is more human than some human mothers
RomanceRe: Is It True Dat Men Wth Flat Ass Hav A Big Di*ck by majalisa(m): 12:33am On Sep 19, 2015
Is an anatomical fact,bear in mind that the fact may not necessarily be the truth
RomanceRe: Sex Robots: This Robort Can Give Almost The Same Sexual Pleasure Like Human by majalisa(m): 12:16am On Sep 19, 2015
walescounis:
Or when to stop going DEEP?
or when the thing don swellup come dey overheat and pant
And if there is a programme to checkmate d above there is risk of a malware..

Not cool

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