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CrimeRe: Dead Body Found Lying Inside Gutter Along Bank Road In Owerri (Graphic Photos) by majalisa(m): 5:43pm On Jun 09, 2017
Death has a way of making your body looks peaceful even while body is still on this wicked world. may his soul find peace where ever it is
RomanceRe: Ladies: Avoiding Broke Guys Means You Are Also Broke! by majalisa(m): 9:56pm On Apr 27, 2017
Tiny23:
grin >
what's funny?
RomanceRe: Babes..why Una Go Allow People Dey Finish Una Like This?(pics) by majalisa(m): 4:54pm On Apr 27, 2017
What do you expect.... When most female brains are programmed by the environment to reason like this

RomanceRe: Do We Still Have Ladies That Can Love A Broke Man Like This? - See Picture by majalisa(m): 5:51pm On Apr 26, 2017
Lashort:
Be with a guy who's broke? For what? How old is he? What was he doing when his age mates were saving (The Bible condemns lazy people)

No I'm sorry I cannot!!!
If I want to be poor I'll remain in my nan's house and stay single huh Be with a broke guy? (Godforbid)
"I wish common sense was more common "
FamilyRe: I Need Help And Suggestions In Dealing With A Noisy Neighbour by majalisa(m): 11:10am On Apr 25, 2017
Sanchez01:
Lol! And how do I issue a federal warning? cheesy
give it to him straight without gloves!!
Bang his door with only your boxers on
Don't speak good English but adopt the waffi or ajegunle pidgin English
U:guy wetin dey worry?
Him:are you ok oga?
U:you expect me make I dey OK? Olboy make I tell you something from today I swear with my grandpapa grave if you ever over loud that your tokunbo bother me again na naked me and you go fight (just pull your boxers so he has a glimpse of the contents
Trust me he will conclude you are not sound upstairs
He won't want to provoke a mad man in future
FamilyRe: I Need Help And Suggestions In Dealing With A Noisy Neighbour by majalisa(m): 9:14am On Apr 25, 2017
Ishilove:
Lol. Esigbo 'federal warning' cheesy
you dey this planet so? Is been quite sometime o
FamilyRe: I Need Help And Suggestions In Dealing With A Noisy Neighbour by majalisa(m): 9:07am On Apr 25, 2017
Unfortunately you are not built for wahala and believe me initial wahala is needed in such a situation before amicable dialogue.. He doesn't have horns at such confront him directly and if he won't heed your pleas give him a federal warning
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid - Barcelona Clasico Today Predict Your Score And Who You Support!!! by majalisa(m): 2:28pm On Apr 23, 2017
vincent10:
Goal Goal
punter spotted grin
EducationRe: See UNN Medical Exam Result That's Got Everyone Crying [picture] by majalisa(m): 9:53am On Apr 22, 2017
HIScraziness:
biochemistry is not a course anybody can toil with at all, you gat to sit down and read again, again and again! all I do is cram it tho... lol
true, it needs cramming.
. Lucky me I got over it by studying past questions religiously.
EducationRe: See UNN Medical Exam Result That's Got Everyone Crying [picture] by majalisa(m): 12:20am On Apr 22, 2017
HIScraziness:
Anything related to biochemistry can be madly difficult to pass! Almost fainted when I was about to check my BCH 722 result huh Course wey I no suppose do at all
don't know why biochemistry courses are like that for mbbs students, then in ABU there was this lecturer in the biochemistry department called njokur. Took U02MD classes in preclinicals, this oga made the courses so difficult that boys created a rumour that he was withdrawn from one of the faculties in the Bermuda triangle hence his sadistic inclinations towards us
But truth is I hate bchm courses
EducationRe: See What This Man Did That Shocked Everybody In ABU Zaria Yesterday by majalisa(m): 8:43pm On Apr 19, 2017
Toniwirelex:
I am 100% sure that it was a girl that took that picture..
those dirty ribadu girls
shot has the background of main gate
SportsRe: Why Ahmed Musa Divorced His Wife, Jamila by majalisa(m): 8:23pm On Apr 19, 2017
Ubenedictus:
You have a valid point, emperor constantine gave freedom to xtians and another emperor made it a state religion, this made it posible for heresy to the punished... the jews were persecuted even b4 xtianity, d church didn't begin their persecution...that story is pandoras box.
thanks for the indulgence sir
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Blocked Me On WhatsApp Because Of This by majalisa(m): 1:09pm On Apr 19, 2017
jordanriverz:
Advice Me Please,my Relationship Has Hit The Rock


Please I need your honest advice.....

I've been dating this man going to 2 years now and I don't know his house, well he's way older than I am and my problem is that...ok let me start.

On Wednesday last week, my twin sister and I told our mum we would be going somewhere but we wanted to spend time with the men in our lives.. So I packed my things and went to stay at my friends place, my sisters plans didn't work out as her bf hadn't arrived Lagos yet until next week..so I didn't know..

I waited on Thursday my man didn't call, so on Friday he called me but didn't say anything about us meeting later...so I was sad...on Saturday I made a video of my activities and my dance steps..I sent it to him...later he asked me where I was and I said my friends place, he bagan to ask me questions, where is the location, I should send him an address... I knew he was thinking I'm with a man but NO I wasn't..

My friend said I shouldn't give anyone her house address that if he wants to believe let him believe and if he doesn't then its his problem...he came to my house and met my sis and thought I lied to him because I had told him my sis wasn't around which I didn't know until I got home on Sunday...

Please what can I do as he doesn't want to pick my calls and even blocked me on WhatsApp
sweetheart call me on 08020962095.i got a proposal for you that will make you dump his deceptive heart in an incinerator without batting an eye lid
SportsRe: Why Ahmed Musa Divorced His Wife, Jamila by majalisa(m): 9:17pm On Apr 18, 2017
Ubenedictus:
you have it upside down, the persecution was meted by d roman authorities\emperors on the early catholic church.
very true but you missed the part where the same Roman authorities instituted catholicism as the official religion under emperor Constantine and the early Christians both Jews and non Jews were persecuted
SportsRe: Why Ahmed Musa Divorced His Wife, Jamila by majalisa(m): 10:57pm On Apr 17, 2017
Amberon:
Did your prophet Mohammed not promise to cast terror into the hearts of unbelievers? Didn't he behead and kill over 900 non- muslims simply because they were Muslims? Didn't he spread Islam through jihad ( killing of unbelievers?)
and the same treatment was meted on the early Christians by the Roman Catholic Church if not worse..l
SportsRe: Why Ahmed Musa Divorced His Wife, Jamila by majalisa(m): 10:46pm On Apr 17, 2017
Amberon:
Foolery and delusion of grandeur.

So you mean prophet Mohammed was "just too special" because he went around having sex with his 9 wives in one night?

What sane human makes a paedophile sex-maniac a role model. The only prophet without a prophecy. No wonder y'all strap yourselves to bombs in the hopes of getting 72 virgins in jannah with an eternally diick.

Lmao
calm down!!
Try get grounded on the Holy Quran
Try get grounded on basic anatomy and physiology
Try learn some manners
Try add some self discipline to your character
Then you might perhaps be able to respect other people's faith even if the are a direct opposite of yours
PS i am a Christian don't let the moniker mislead you cos even in the Christian faith there are grey areas I have learned to see as white simply because God's ways are higher than ours just as the heavens are distant from the earth.
SportsRe: Why Ahmed Musa Divorced His Wife, Jamila by majalisa(m): 4:12pm On Apr 17, 2017
EazyMoh:
That's what you are still mixing. You are to only give them equality on what you have control over, not what you don't.
Even among your children you are bound to love one more than the rest, there is no problem in that. But the moment you send him/her to expensive private school and send the rest to community schools that is treating them unequally! And that is injustice!
Sahih Bukhari (62:6) "the prophet used to go round (have sexual relations with) all his wives in one night and he had nine wives
Prophet Mohammed (SAW) was just to special my brother, infact he was said to have the sexual strength of 30 men!!!
A clause is a clause, Islam clearly allows polygamy but with a clause for justice, fairness and equity
That clause na wa!
SportsRe: Why Ahmed Musa Divorced His Wife, Jamila by majalisa(m): 10:53pm On Apr 16, 2017
EazyMoh:
Oga don't comment on what you don't know.
No do by is required to LOVE his wives equally! You are only required to TREAT them equally. If you spend 48hrs with 1 you make sure you do the same to the other. Likewise what you buy for them.
ok treat them equally sire, is it possible for you to treat them equally within your human limits?
Materially very possible, emotionally impossible, asexually possible, sexually impossible
Sir, theoretical possible but practically impossible
SportsRe: Why Ahmed Musa Divorced His Wife, Jamila by majalisa(m): 9:28pm On Apr 16, 2017
Chanchit:
If he wishes. their religion permits.
yes but with a clause...' You must love them equally'

That's humanely difficult
CelebritiesRe: Money Can't Buy Friends - Davido Inside The Kitchen Cooking Noodles (photo) by majalisa(m): 9:08pm On Apr 16, 2017
RicardozRichard:
grin

Is it eggs noodles or indomie noodles huh
farting agenda loading
RomanceRe: WOW! See A Young Girl's "Backside" That Got People Talking (photos) by majalisa(m): 8:50pm On Apr 16, 2017
Nice bum sitting hopefully on hot legs grin
CrimeRe: Newly Employed Driver Absconds With His Boss' Car In Surulere, Lagos (Photo) by majalisa(m): 10:27am On Apr 16, 2017
Originalsly:
Easy come easy go. I'm sure if your friend worked hard to buy that car common sense would have made her verify the driver before handing over the keys.
and even uncommon sense will have prompted her to install a tracker.
Christianity EtcRe: Is The Crucifixion Not Synonymous To Human Sacrifice? by majalisa(m): 10:16am On Apr 16, 2017
Demigods666:
Na today you know say the Bible god na blood thirsty god?

But the deluded xtians are too deluded to see this.
ignorance at its peak
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by majalisa(m): 9:02pm On Apr 15, 2017
maidstone:
ok. I was offline. That's why
no wahala my chairman
PoliticsRe: Shahida Sanusi Represents Emir Sanusi At BBOG 1st Annual Lecture by majalisa(m): 4:43pm On Apr 14, 2017
Sarkki:
Sanusi Is An Hypocrite !!

He Will Be Lynched By His Own Ppl Soon !!

The North is Poor, Yes But How Dare He Say It To Them ?
face it bro what sanusi said is not just a fact but the truth, it was a brave statement
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by majalisa(m): 4:19pm On Apr 14, 2017
maidstone:
Hello. Please call me. I couldn't check my email
mail was sent 2 weeks ago, some other Tym perhaps
CrimeRe: Photo Of The Suya Seller That Raped 12-Year-Old Boy To Death In Niger (Video) by majalisa(m): 10:03pm On Apr 13, 2017
kabawa:
I can feel your pain Mr akuya cry
You need education and good food.
Because hunger and illiteracy is driving you insane.
Kai baka da wani aiki a duniyan nan sai tinkiyanchi da mola ?? huh
Gaskiya ruhun rago da aka yanka a sunan ka yasa kazama rago a chikin sifa mutum
TravelRe: Dangote Truck Kills 7 Persons In Ihiala, Anambra (Graphic Photos) by majalisa(m): 10:56am On Apr 13, 2017
fingard02k:
Unending tears in Ihiala today as Dangote trailer loaded with cement ran into people around Total Filling Station killing 7 persons at a spot and left many with serious injuries.

A dangote truck fully loaded with cement inexplicably veered of the road and plunged inside the gutter facing that first bank.

Not less than 25 persons lost there lives in that ugly incident. the casualties were mostly hawkers ranging from young children hawking gala,pure water, aki n ukwa, chips to old women selling okpa bread and the rest.

It was gathered that the driver was no were to be found as soon as the incident took place. there were wailing all over the place as people were running frantically trying to know if they can identify any of the casualties.An ambulance was also around carrying the dead to a nearby mortuary at our lady of loudres ihiala, Anambra state.

SEE MORE IMAGES FROM THE SCENE >> http://www.enzyhub.com/graphic-image-dangote-truck-ran-into-people-and-killed-7-persons-in-ihiala-anambra/
a dangote driver once told me that once any dangote truck causes such a disaster the driver must bail out at all cost, truck and goods are not worth his life. don't know how true this is but my is becoming obvious
PoliticsRe: Governor Yahaya Bello Joins Christian Convention In Kogi As He Runs Into Them by majalisa(m): 10:22pm On Apr 12, 2017
olujastro:
This useless governor. I have no doubt that a new spirit enters most Nigerian politicians once they get into office.
Can't believe that this is the same Yahaya Bello that Oyegun and others stuck out there necks for him to replace Audu in the name of justice other than Tinubu's interest. Ordinary to pay salary even with bailout and Paris club funds he cannot. Na to dey travel up and down, take pictures for the News and jump from one corruption scandal to another. You can easily guess he won't commission any better project in 4yrs.
Shebi una want young leaders? He's the youngest governor in Nigeria, aged between 40-43. There you have it!
Corruption knows no age.
better a young thief than the old unrepentant thieves In power since 1000BC
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed, Abba Kyari, El-Rufai & Attahiru Jega Meet At Kaduna Airport (PICS) by majalisa(m): 12:34pm On Apr 12, 2017
kabawa:
You need to visit yaba left Dan iska.
Shegu ma guduwa sukeyi idan sunka ganni balle dan kwaya. Kai karamin shege NE. Arne kawai
dan mola mai yayi zafi da ka fara gudu tsirara shocked... Calm down bro before you burst your Narcotics toxified vein.
Drugs do not pay
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Juventus Vs Barcelona UCL (3 - 0) On 11th April 2017 by majalisa(m): 10:37pm On Apr 11, 2017
OVA200:
Sheee you don see am now grin
shame catch me
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed, Abba Kyari, El-Rufai & Attahiru Jega Meet At Kaduna Airport (PICS) by majalisa(m): 9:45pm On Apr 11, 2017
kabawa:
Zomo said yau Kansas same free my ko.
I dey full ground Dan kwaya.
You need remedy from excess drug abuse tongue
dan mola yane? ndlea don free you? obviously the rehab has worsen your case but the hallucinations have made your predictions about the outcome of Juventus and Barcelona match come true. .
cheesy

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