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My story: I once had a camo short and wore it to Mami market in Abuja,my mission was to buy roasted fish and chips, as I got to the gate the military man on the check point asked for the gate fee and I pulled out my wallet to pay him, suddenly he sights the camoflague short and then goes the random questions, he asked if I was a slodier and I said no , then he asked why I wore the camo, I simply told him it belongs to my dad, and he asked what rank, trust me I hyped his rank, and he simply adviced I shldnt wear it next time, and that was it. I drove into their market and strolled freely at the glare of military men. Who knows wht wld have happend if I wasn't smart to give him that sweet lie.

I reside in Gwarimpa Abuja and I must confess that power supply has been fantastic for ther past two months. I doubt if my generator has worked for up to 5hours for d past two months. Kudos Mr President.

Its a simple mathematics, I park beside ur house with my Range Rover sport while he stands beside ur house sampling his six packs, which would you choose to flex with?

I once called this fire service no last year for a fire emergency at zone 3 and their response was fantastic, they got there in less than seven minutes, you could save it as it could be of help to anyone in Abuja some day. 096711371 .

When one sneezes, the right word to say is "bless you" cos ones you sneeze, ur heart stops for micro seconds and it is assumed that u died for those few minutes, the only appropriate word to say to a dying person is "bless you" .

After reading this I almost shed tears. I lost an female friend days ago to this same ailment. A bright and good computer engineer. May her soul RIP. Amen.

adora4u1: What the heck is OBJ wearing? A sack of chicken feed?

You are so funny.

Eze Promoe: How will this ........................................................

Hhahahahaa! Lmao! The forbidden word.

Okija_juju: At this rate, the Iphone 6 would be simless..

#Fact.

gboss4sure: More revelations about what really happened will be out soon but for me i believe it was shot down cause North Korea i know cant Fuk dat kinda up. But wait ooo why is it the in every country the North is always the problem and at last they always lose and the south wins. for example.

Sudan - North is the problem

Korea- North is the problem

Nigeria- North Is the problem.

I always asked myself is everything about North cursed?

gboss4sure: More revelations about what really happened will be out soon but for me i believe it was shot down cause North Korea i know cant Fuk dat kinda up. But wait ooo why is it the in every country the North is always the problem and at last they always lose and the south wins. for example.

Sudan - North is the problem

Korea- North is the problem

Nigeria- North Is the problem.

I always asked myself is everything about North cursed?

gboss4sure: More revelations about what really happened will be out soon but for me i believe it was shot down cause North Korea i know cant Fuk dat kinda up. But wait ooo why is it the in every country the North is always the problem and at last they always lose and the south wins. for example.

Sudan - North is the problem

Korea- North is the problem

Nigeria- North Is the problem.

I always asked myself is everything about North cursed?

GOOD QUESTION, ANY ANSWER(S) PLS?