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Orikinla: Which ex?

BK (1994-1996): I miss nothing. (She had a tight V)

I love wet, sloppy, wide varginas too.

Virgins are boring.

only small pr1cks fall for that virgin crap

There is a reason they are called ex.

Funny, more dudes posting than girls.

Don't tell me that NL is full of dump yard material.

seedy joint

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]There's more to been matured, there's more to been emotionally Stable - LDR Is not for everyone![/color]

LDR is selfish!
You never get to know who you date and their personal lives become remote to you.
You prepeare for the trip, make all arrangements and she does the same. She cooks, cleans and waits for you to come over.
It is fake!

I want to see my girl having a bad hair day.

SniperInADiaper: Yes.. But the mature thing is to sit down and talk with your partner to make it official

Never! And have you guys beg and plead and act good for a month and then turn around and dump me!

Never!

Okija juju: Yes!!

The only time I broke up a relationship. It still hunts me till tomorrow.

Did you break up with the shrine's priest daughter?

Inik: Social networks and instant messaging apps really help to bridge the distance gap.

Then BADOO will do just fine.

If I gave a reason I would have been compelled to call CDC to quarantine her cheese factory a55.

dara-mi:
You are a funny dude! Sex is not everything. He [size=20pt]came[/size] home once a year or two,

only twice in one year.

He must have been exhausted from all the other cookies he was getting

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]I almost took Up ur Useless Challenge, but was compelled to Give Up and LMAO after reading tis Post below which was directed at U [/font][/color]

Ok hire me to test her.

dasparrow: Yes, it gives room for infidelity when two sex-addicted people can't abstain. For those who have self control, long distance relationships work.

so only sex addicts cheat?

my gawd.

Well all of you in defense of LDRs have justified it with the most pussilameous excuse I have ever read;

1. Maturity (BULLSH1T)
2. Trust (DOUBLE B.S.)
3. Love and understanding (Truckload of B.S.)
4. Understanding (as long as we keep it on the down low from each other type of understanding, abi - sh1t storm)
5. Sexual discipline (The End of the world. Asteroid from Alien sh1t heading to earth!)

meine: I am not sure anything I say can help your case anymore sir. You obviously need christ asap. That you've had some wack romantic experience doesn't make your argument any stronger.

I will recommend a copy of the book "Loose him and let him Go" by bishop td Jakes. It's for those carrying so much hurt and emotional baggage.

who had a relationship with who?

I narrated what happened to Emeka the long lost-distant-romeo-chairman.

abeg park.

dara-mi:
It works for us. LDR for 5years

and no one else got a taste from the cookie jar?

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]There are Set of People In life who dont make reasonable points in a debate, those who tend to embrace Inductive style of reasoning.

For Lawd Sake, u dont classify a whole with one - That Uduoka threw her legs wide for u doesn't connote that every Lady would!

U're still not making a Point Sire.[/color]

PM me your woman's number and lets see what happens.

I am ready to put my money on it.
If you trust your woman so much then there shouldnt be a problem.
If you are not comfortable with me speaking to her send me her facebook profile link.

Lets do this... for the sake of research

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Am sure U know that Lots of People are not Like you. Sex could mean nothing In relationships such people have found themselves, Unlike U!

We're humans with diverging preferences, must u Impose urs on other people?

Am In a LDR cos I know what I want and I went for what I want. U shouldn't for a Split second think its a decision borne out of 'Been Undecided' whatsoever - Am allergic to been Undecided cos am not Maj headache.

Censor ur Choice of words bro, we know u're trying to make a point against LDR but u're still looking like the Clueless Logician here.[/color]

I can smell the doubt creeping down your spine.

Think of all the time she told you she slept off, was in the shower or her batteries were down.

The U.S. Military had the highest divorce rates in the U.S. owing to troop deployments to active war zones in Afghanistan and Iraq. http://usmilitary.about.com/od/divorce/a/divorceprograms_2.htm

White people are very honest with their feelings and conscience unlike us who like to live deceptive and borrowed lives.

Pvt. Parts:
SHUNN SIR!

at ease, soldier!

LDRs can't work because of women.

They are not trustworthy.

I have a very bad anecdote that I will share with you.

Emeka loves his girl and he thinks she loves him back. Story!

Emeka resides in Lagos were he manages his business. His girlfriend (lets call her Uduoka) is still in the university back in the east.
Emeka makes it a habit of calling Uduoka every day and is caring enough to ask and see to it she and her family back home do not lack anything.

But what Emeka does not know (which some will say may not hurt him) is that Uduoka hardly attends lectures and she is far away from the sleepy campus town she tells Emeka she is.

Uduoka spends most of her semesters and breaks in Abuja with some of her friends. They are seriously into clubbing and whoring about.

I met Uduoka and found her very attractive. She tried playing the innocent girl;"I want to secure NYSC posting here in Abuja", "I will be graduating next month". But I know her type too well.

She had hardly sat down when she arrived at our arranged date venue and her phones were buzzing one after the other.
It is worthy to note that from the kind of phone collections these type of girls carry you can discern a lot about them. She had an expensive smart phone which was probably given to her by one magga or stolen by her. She had a normal descent WAP phone which I quickly guessed her bf bought for her and she also carried a cheap nokia phone which looked very new (This was the phone she scrolled to show me the message I sent her. The dedicated "runs" line).

To cut the crap, I slept with Uduoka that same day and paid her off.

She randomly called me after that and for the next 5mths I had a lot of s3x from her.

She knew I knew what she was all about and she told me in order to douse her whoreness that she had a nice bf. She showed me his pics on her phone (the one he bought her) and talked crap in between sucking my c0rk.

We became really comfortable with each other (not relationship wise) that she added me on her facebook.

All good things come to an end and my fully paid no string attached relationship with Uduoka came to an end.

As it's typical with her type, the number she gave me was switched off when she left Abuja.

2mths later I see Uduaka's graduation pics as her new profile picture captioned "Glory be to God". I wished her well through personal message. She does not reply. A moth go by and her see her traditional wedding pictures. I was drunk at the time and I wrote " The lucky man can now kiss the my d1ck".

She blocked me.

She must have had at least 2 kids by now and a very "happy" home and husband.

End of story.

Pink!:
You sir must be a slowpoke

Idowuogbo: I agree.

Stop hiding behind your photoshoped pics and date a guy on your own level rather than decieving yourself that you have one magga wanting to marry you in between your d1ck juggling act

adorable29: Me think u are a sad sad sad little man! Pele!

I am everything but NOT SAD or A MUGGU!

ogugua88: [size=13pt]Well, that's your opinion. Some people don't mind the challenge. My uncle and his fiancée were apart for four years. She joined him in March and they're marrying in August. It works for people and it will continue to work for some people.[/size]

Can you honestly sit their and tell your self that your uncle and his fiance never had sex with another person for 4yrs?

They are just deceiving themselves.

If your uncle truly loved her and she him, no distance will be too small to conquer.

Listen to this :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hB16oDxpbc

SLIDE waxie: LDR requires grt commitment, maturity and grt undstnding.

Coming from a badoo 5 star General!

ogugua88: [size=13pt]You want to give relationship advice because you've had numerous one night stands?[/size]

More than qualified!

If most of the women I have had a fling with are dating or married(I did not know!) blissfully then who better.

I am not giving relationship advice, I am only sounding a strong warning to OP!

omicron: Generalizations are always fallacies. LDR can and does work. Mind you that most people will find themselves in a LDR situation at one or more points in their relationships.

SMH!

When everything seems blissful in a relationship and your woman isn't nagging at you then know she is cheating on you.

She is still weighing the pros and cons of dating you, when she gets something more rewarding she will mail you.

I like my relationships before and now. I drive my girls crazy with hysteria and paranoia. They keep checking my phone and snooping around. If you LDR girlfriend doesn't do all these so-called childish things chances are she is sucking juicer meat on the side for free.

meine: Stop generalizing sir, all women and men cant be the same. Infact the percentage of those who have no values are very few. Forgive whoever jilted you and take time to heal sir.

Maybe in the time of our parents but women today?

Guy, I am not only speaking from the negative experience I had with some but also from all the one-nite stands I have had.

And if you must know, women in relationships (engaged or married) are the easiest to have a fling with.

They are never ever contended with what they have.

Do you know that 100% of women (including our mothers) have thought of how it will be if they were prostitutes?

That most women fantasize about being rapes or gang bangs?

I am too smart and older to ever trust talk-less of love a woman.

Screwface: My parents are in a Long Distance Marriage at the moment.

Dude get a DNA test quick! Your father may actually double as your neighbor.

geosegun: Mine worked. So it depends on the people that are involved and of course, God's blessing.

I bet she gurgled up alot of different Sea Men when you guys were apart.

You don't understand a woman.

A woman needs a man rite by her side always to keep her from turning into a slut.

If you are not around the next d1ck that swings her way will get her attention and desires.

Think about it...


Summary of what I am rattling about is that a woman's allegiance is equal to the worth of used toilet papers.

Woe unto any man that feels contended with life because he thinks he has a woman that loves him.

Women can fall in love in the morning, b1tch in the afternoon, break up with you in the evening and wake up in the arms of another man the next day.

All this feminist crap isn't helping either, with blurry gender roles and false equity being propped up between men and women.

A woman will cheat on you, tell you in your face, cry and tell you it was your fault that another d1ck got jammed into her mouth because you were not sensitive to her needs.

And there is no pleasing them either. Money, looks, d1ck size, intelligence aside she will still cheat on you if you given them the excuse.

God designed them to have a limited productive span for a reason as against Men.

Treat them like a piece of ploughed fields, if it isn't fertile or useful any more move on.

I hate Islam with passion but one thing I know is that polygamy (if you chose to want to make a lifetime vow to an inherent hoe specie) is the best option when it comes to how to handle women.

Why manage when you don't even need to recycle but dump and get a new one?

LDRs are a heartbreak waiting to happen.

Mods should let us speak freely. We are not politicians and the bitter truth is what we want to say and hear.