Maj. Headache:
Can you honestly sit their and tell your self that your uncle and his fiance never had sex with another person for 4yrs?

Maj. Headache:
Last time I checked, relationships are not just about sex.

Maj. Headache:


I bet she gurgled up alot of different Sea Men when you guys were apart.

You don't understand a woman.

A woman needs a man rite by her side always to keep her from turning into a slut.

If you are not around the next d1ck that swings her way will get her attention and desires.

Think about it...


Summary of what I am rattling about is that a woman's allegiance is equal to the worth of used toilet papers.

Woe unto any man that feels contended with life because he thinks he has a woman that loves him.

Women can fall in love in the morning, b1tch in the afternoon, break up with you in the evening and wake up in the arms of another man the next day.

All this feminist crap isn't helping either, with blurry gender roles and false equity being propped up between men and women.

A woman will cheat on you, tell you in your face, cry and tell you it was your fault that another d1ck got jammed into her mouth because you were not sensitive to her needs.

And there is no pleasing them either. Money, looks, d1ck size, intelligence aside she will still cheat on you if you given them the excuse.

God designed them to have a limited productive span for a reason as against Men.

Treat them like a piece of ploughed fields, if it isn't fertile or useful any more move on.

I hate Islam with passion but one thing I know is that polygamy (if you chose to want to make a lifetime vow to an inherent hoe specie) is the best option when it comes to how to handle women.

Why manage when you don't even need to recycle but dump and get a new one?

adorable29: Me think u are a sad sad sad little man! Pele!

delors:

My aunt's friend left Lagos in 1996. They kept communicating but not frequently. In 2003, he came back, got married to her. Left. The following year, she joined him in Canada and now they have a big family together, living happy and satisfied.

delors:

My step sister, meet a Nigerian living in the UK online in 2003. They dated and eventually, he came home in 2006, got married and they are both in the UK now.

ogugua88:

[size=13pt]Yes, I can.[/size]

Maj. Headache:


Coming from a badoo 5 star General!

Maj. Headache:
Can you honestly sit their and tell your self that your uncle and his fiance never had sex with another person for 4yrs?

They are just deceiving themselves.

If your uncle truly loved her and she him, no distance will be too small to conquer.

Listen to this :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hB16oDxpbc

Maj. Headache:


I bet she gurgled up alot of different Sea Men when you guys were apart.

You don't understand a woman.

A woman needs a man rite by her side always to keep her from turning into a slut.

If you are not around the next d1ck that swings her way will get her attention and desires.

Think about it...


Summary of what I am rattling about is that a woman's allegiance is equal to the worth of used toilet papers.

Woe unto any man that feels contended with life because he thinks he has a woman that loves him.

Women can fall in love in the morning, b1tch in the afternoon, break up with you in the evening and wake up in the arms of another man the next day.

All this feminist crap isn't helping either, with blurry gender roles and false equity being propped up between men and women.

A woman will cheat on you, tell you in your face, cry and tell you it was your fault that another d1ck got jammed into her mouth because you were not sensitive to her needs.

And there is no pleasing them either. Money, looks, d1ck size, intelligence aside she will still cheat on you if you given them the excuse.

God designed them to have a limited productive span for a reason as against Men.

Treat them like a piece of ploughed fields, if it isn't fertile or useful any more move on.

I hate Islam with passion but one thing I know is that polygamy (if you chose to want to make a lifetime vow to an inherent hoe specie) is the best option when it comes to how to handle women.

Why manage when you don't even need to recycle but dump and get a new one?

uniqueval: OP, dere are several categories of Long distance relationship... And its not all of them that fail... To maintain a LDR, dere must be love, trust, self-control and discipline... If one can't have that, it is bound to head for the rocks... I know of many LDRs that turned out great and some that didn't for one reason or the other... Love is a free bird. No one knows where its gonna put its nest... Some pple may not like LDR but in one way or the other find themselves in it... It could be you again...!

Pink!:



You sir must be a slowpoke

Pink!:



You sir must be a slowpoke

Idowuogbo:
I agree.

Pvt. Parts:


Stop confusing a break in a relationship as a LDR.



They courted ONLINE and not dated. BIG DIFFERENCE.

Maj. Headache:
LDRs can't work because of women.

They are not trustworthy.

I have a very bad anecdote that I will share with you.

Emeka loves his girl and he thinks she loves him back. Story!

Emeka resides in Lagos were he manages his business. His girlfriend (lets call her Uduoka) is still in the university back in the east.
Emeka makes it a habit of calling Uduoka every day and is caring enough to ask and see to it she and her family back home do not lack anything.

But what Emeka does not know (which some will say may not hurt him) is that Uduoka hardly attends lectures and she is far away from the sleepy campus town she tells Emeka she is.

Uduoka spends most of her semesters and breaks in Abuja with some of her friends. They are seriously into clubbing and whoring about.

I met Uduoka and found her very attractive. She tried playing the innocent girl;"I want to secure NYSC posting here in Abuja", "I will be graduating next month". But I know her type too well.

She had hardly sat down when she arrived at our arranged date venue and her phones were buzzing one after the other.
It is worthy to note that from the kind of phone collections these type of girls carry you can discern a lot about them. She had an expensive smart phone which was probably given to her by one magga or stolen by her. She had a normal descent WAP phone which I quickly guessed her bf bought for her and she also carried a cheap nokia phone which looked very new (This was the phone she scrolled to show me the message I sent her. The dedicated "runs" line).

To cut the crap, I slept with Uduoka that same day and paid her off.

She randomly called me after that and for the next 5mths I had a lot of s3x from her.

She knew I knew what she was all about and she told me in order to douse her whoreness that she had a nice bf. She showed me his pics on her phone (the one he bought her) and talked crap in between sucking my c0rk.

We became really comfortable with each other (not relationship wise) that she added me on her facebook.

All good things come to an end and my fully paid no string attached relationship with Uduoka came to an end.

As it's typical with her type, the number she gave me was switched off when she left Abuja.

2mths later I see Uduaka's graduation pics as her new profile picture captioned "Glory be to God". I wished her well through personal message. She does not reply. A moth go by and her see her traditional wedding pictures. I was drunk at the time and I wrote " The lucky man can now kiss the my d1ck".

She blocked me.

She must have had at least 2 kids by now and a very "happy" home and husband.

End of story.

Pvt. Parts:

SHUNN SIR!

Maj. Headache:
LDRs can't work because of women.

They are not trustworthy.

I have a very bad anecdote that I will share with you.

Emeka loves his girl and he thinks she loves him back. Story!

Emeka resides in Lagos were he manages his business. His girlfriend (lets call her Uduoka) is still in the university back in the east.
Emeka makes it a habit of calling Uduoka every day and is caring enough to ask and see to it she and her family back home do not lack anything.

But what Emeka does not know (which some will say may not hurt him) is that Uduoka hardly attends lectures and she is far away from the sleepy campus town she tells Emeka she is.

Uduoka spends most of her semesters and breaks in Abuja with some of her friends. They are seriously into clubbing and whoring about.

I met Uduoka and found her very attractive. She tried playing the innocent girl;"I want to secure NYSC posting here in Abuja", "I will be graduating next month". But I know her type too well.

She had hardly sat down when she arrived at our arranged date venue and her phones were buzzing one after the other.
It is worthy to note that from the kind of phone collections these type of girls carry you can discern a lot about them. She had an expensive smart phone which was probably given to her by one magga or stolen by her. She had a normal descent WAP phone which I quickly guessed her bf bought for her and she also carried a cheap nokia phone which looked very new (This was the phone she scrolled to show me the message I sent her. The dedicated "runs" line).

To cut the crap, I slept with Uduoka that same day and paid her off.

She randomly called me after that and for the next 5mths I had a lot of s3x from her.

She knew I knew what she was all about and she told me in order to douse her whoreness that she had a nice bf. She showed me his pics on her phone (the one he bought her) and talked crap in between sucking my c0rk.

We became really comfortable with each other (not relationship wise) that she added me on her facebook.

All good things come to an end and my fully paid no string attached relationship with Uduoka came to an end.

As it's typical with her type, the number she gave me was switched off when she left Abuja.

2mths later I see Uduaka's graduation pics as her new profile picture captioned "Glory be to God". I wished her well through personal message. She does not reply. A moth go by and her see her traditional wedding pictures. I was drunk at the time and I wrote " The lucky man can now kiss the my d1ck".

She blocked me.

She must have had at least 2 kids by now and a very "happy" home and husband.

End of story.

El Guapo:

Am sure U know that Lots of People are not Like you. Sex could mean nothing In relationships such people have found themselves, Unlike U!

We're humans with diverging preferences, must u Impose urs on other people?

Am In a LDR cos I know what I want and I went for what I want. U shouldn't for a Split second think its a decision borne out of 'Been Undecided' whatsoever - Am allergic to been Undecided cos am not Maj headache.

Censor ur Choice of words bro, we know u're trying to make a point against LDR but u're still looking like the Clueless Logician here.

El Guapo:

There are Set of People In life who dont make reasonable points in a debate, those who tend to embrace Inductive style of reasoning.

For Lawd Sake, u dont classify a whole with one - That Uduoka threw her legs wide for u doesn't connote that every Lady would!

U're still not making a Point Sire.

Maj. Headache:


Maybe in the time of our parents but women today?

Guy, I am not only speaking from the negative experience I had with some but also from all the one-nite stands I have had.

And if you must know, women in relationships (engaged or married) are the easiest to have a fling with.

They are never ever contended with what they have.

Do you know that 100% of women (including our mothers) have thought of how it will be if they were prostitutes?

That most women fantasize about being rapes or gang bangs?

I am too smart and older to ever trust talk-less of love a woman.

dara-mi:
It works for us. LDR for 5years

xynerise: Long distance relationship gives room for infidelity