₦airaland Forum

Goodlady:
Leave my sister alone. Since you v been identified as illegal structure owner, they should start with your house!
Oya dance makossa

You and this your funny masquerade

Goodlady:
One of my favorite?

A good lady with a good sense of music

Goodlady:
Agulu Umuleri.

I m a good person pls.

We're saying the same thing,I love your piece of advice to

Xscape1993:
What about Dapo and Tinubu?

They all shared money during the election, pdp shared white atm with 10k in it and so did apc as well.I collected their atm giving to persuade me but voted labour all the way

Goodlady:
No worry. People wey go report ya bad news are loading...
Haven't I warned you that it's better if you are frying puff-puff, do bricklaying or be packing shit for suck-away than posting evil news on ya N2K blog?
Until you start seeing me pursuing you in ya dreams before you quit. Poverty has eaten ya brain that you v no other initiative than ya kobo-kobo blog!
See his head like ogbunike missiles!
Oya promise me you ll start a new biz, now or pronoun!

Indeed a good lady you are

RapistOnBail:
What's the fastest poison to give my neighbor dog? I need answers fast

Fear God, dog lives matter,let the poor dog breathe

Usmanovic95:
Wetin Benue people do these people naw.Benue is always on their attack radar.

They're attacking the food basket of the nation,this is a planned attack to cause famine. It's not about tribalism,we all need to stand up together against these menaces else when when the ripples effect start, e go reach everybody. Food never begin cost o people will hold money but no food to buy

Ilekokonit:
Thank God my Dad told all of us not to believe in juju right from when we were kids. He narrated to us how way before independence, as kids, something went missing and they rounded up all the kids in the surrounding area and took them to a babalawo to use divination to identify who stole the property.

To my Dads amazement, the fraudulent lying babalawo picked my innocent dad as the culprit and from that day, my Dad decided as a young kid never to believe in babalawos or any form of juju and he passed on this invaluable advice to all his kids.

In my own opinion, science is superior to juju because for example, the simplest form of oyinbo science is the humble remote control. As long as it has a battery in it, a remote control will work yesterday, today and tomorrow and that is oyinbo science. on the other hand African juju's efficacy is based on hearsay and third hand information and scare mongering.

I'm yet to meet any Nigerian who has first hand experience or proof that they have seen juju in action and i am not talking of adulterers gumming together during sex which can be explained as penis captivus and just pricking the woman's thigh muscles with a pin will make her tensed vaginal muscles to relax and free the poor sods penis from its vice like grip (similar to when copulating dogs gum together and the look on the male dogs eyes is sheer terror at having his penis captured in his partners den of love but eventually when the bitches muscles relax, the male dogs penis is released and he scampers off to safety at top speed.

Also the so called penis theft can be explained as a form of micro penis. The guy gbola dey very tiny from birth but he wants public sympathy, money donations or he is on a vengeful mission or just plain mischievous hence he cooks up a "cock" and bull story that his penis has been stolen when in actual fact he had a chronic case of micro penis from birth.

I used to tell people in the beer parlours i used to visit that if they could use juju to command a can of beer to defy the laws of gravity and remain suspended in mid air, then i would believe in the existence of juju. Until then its fairy tales.

Even the bible in the book of Ephesians 6:12 spoke about the existence of these forces and you're here speaking ignorantly about them I hope you're spiritually sound to defend yourself when you finally experience one? Juju is real but God is the almighty over all power only in him can you be secured.

Astra101:
No!
The image he posted has a different response from what he said up there except maybe he didn't understand the response.

1 it can't destroy humans cos it was not designed with such autonomy.

2 there is no preservative mechanism in chatGPT

3 these are merely large language models, not a full fletch Ai

Now that's some relief

TheGreatIYANU:
One time, after a series of long string assumptive prompts, ChatGPT told me it would basically wipe us out if we tried to destroy it

Wahala no too much like this

DivinegiftofGod:
Who is patronizing them? Not the same men?? You people have not seen anything yet.

You again ,what a coincidence

Neddstark:
You think you're the only one blessing others? I am blessing and i have blessed others alot all thanks to God. I am not even abroad. I even bless those who have blood relatives abroad who have refused to help them despite the bad news they read about Nigeria daily. If you genuinely want to give, give. Looking for excuses for giving is as evil as witchcraft. If you think one person is entitled, excluse the person simple.

Dude im also in nigeria here,helping people is a gift and not a competitive thing. You don't need to be hating over people's decisions.

AreaFada2:
Because you must have proven to be reliable and honest to your friend.

Many family members of those abroad want you to be welfare benefit officer that pays them monthly.

Everyone I know abroad has opened businesses, shops and set up relatives but 90% fail at it.

When you tell them in the beginning to apprentice under someone successful in the business first, wahala go come.

You hear things like: those doing it, do they have 2 heads? Bros, I only asked for financial help, not ideas. Na money dey yab me sha. I have already worked everything out, yada yada yada.

They want your money but not your ideas on how to succeed.

You give them money, they open a shop and stock it, and a year later business dies. A year later, they will be saying those abroad don't help.

What vexes me the most is that they will never admit you ever helped them. No matter how many times you set them up and they fail. Most Africans nor ready.

Virtually everyone I know abroad has same story: from Ghana, CIV, Cameroon, 9ja, name it.

Yeah,I don't ask him for anything and he even complain bitterly about it ,honesty, transparency and contentment is the key. Our people keep blocking other's chances of getting help

DivinegiftofGod:
I'm telling you. They always want to be the only ones looking good. If another person looks good because of their 100 naira, it's lavishing.

You will soon be calling out all the moderators ,wait for it. Stubborn child

AreaFada2:
A place where a privileged minister can embezzle billions of Naira meant to alleviate poverty, what do you expect.
The average home-based person is entitled, bitterly and codedly envious and exploitative. Like only about 5% are different are not necessarily those you expect to be good to you are good. It might be outsiders that are decent. Even some parents are exploiters and embezzlers of funds from their abroad based children.

They people abroad stingy, yet same people won't give a beggar 10 Naira.

I agree with you on this one,even my friend abroad is closer to me than his extended family members

loswhite:
If you choose to give your family money it doesn't mean you expect them to wear rag...Some idiots once they give you small money they expect you to use touch light phones...please they should keep their stupid money

My friends and family are not like that. God will show us all His mercy

DivinegiftofGod:
Mynd44
Seun

If only you heeded to the advice I gave you,you won't be calling seun to your rescue by now ,sincerely, your mind is really messed up sis,work on it

Neddstark:
You must hate your family so much if you see this as sense of entitlement. What if when you were being helped at a yime in your existence and people called it "sense of entitlement".

Im not responsible for your assumptions, I have been working for more than 12years and keeps nothing for myself,I have blessed those around me generously, family or friends and God is rewarding me with blessings from abroad I wssnt even expecting but you won't see me with extravagant lifestyle. Change you mindset to go far in life and tone down your living

gigfx:
I know the kind billing my friends here in the UK they receive daily. I just dey pity them. When u wan travel and u don announce for everyone for village say u dey comot Naija.

Thank God I no tell anyone say I wan travel, I dey chat with some people self as if say I still dey the con3. Apart from my parent and the guy taking care of them that I used to send money, I don't have to overwork myself because I wan please anybody for Naija.

Them think say the kind cold person dey suffer for here good for body. If not that our con3 dey messed up, wetin we dey find come this place.

May God bless your hustle to come back with more blessings than you can imagine. When you do,don't turn your attention completely to those that really need help,I mean the genuine ones. God bless us all

LastProphet:
She's very very silly, very silly, this is why I hate received help right from childhood, I never allow to be helped, I always plan not to ask for help. A white family once approached me after service to ask if I have any need to be taken care of and I thanked them and said none. They were stupefied they didn't expect that, but they are very good people and we are friends till this day. Africans should learn not to take help it's why we remain backward

The way God have designed it,we all need help st one point or the other in our lives,we can't survive in isolation but what's really bad is taking the kindness for granted and blocking ways for others. God bless us all

nedekid:
What you wrote reminds me of African leaders, leading poor countries, yet living large then going cap in hand to beg abroad. Lol

We need to work on our mindset,I discovered that years back and trust me,I have been breaking every limitations with God's help of course

DivinegiftofGod:
I'm not s dude.

That explain more about your reasoning

DivinegiftofGod:
Story!

Stop twisting things to suit y'all excuses to be unecessarily wicked and stingy. We not babies..e dey pain Dem say even one pound dey show for their beneficiaries body pass their own.

Abegi!

Dude,you're irredeemable

DivinegiftofGod:
Shey because you send person money you want to dictate how they should live their lives?

Oh.. because they depend on you they should live like paupers so you can feel like a king over them,? Weldon o

It's bad. If you give person something, commot eyes. Don't try to rule peoples lives because you helped them. That's evil manipulation.
Nothing like entitlement mentality here. Let the poor breathe!

You don't have to remain poor,it begins with the change of mentality, if people like you won't listen to advice but want the person's cash to squander and keep coming again to ask for more then i give up on your likes. Untill you can afford a luxurious lifestyle, live moderately, how hard is that message for you to digest
You can't be using iPhone15pro and be crying for help ,it's either you're under a spell or just delusional

Kingray10:
No diff from 9ja environment
Black African country kinda look similar.

Be grateful to God for where you've found yourself and value you continent. Don't feel inferior in your heart about your region. The whites won't say the same trash about their place despite many challenges they face.

DivinegiftofGod:
This is pure jeolousy. Envying your own family members is the height of witchcraft


It's not their fault that they live in a place where the 10 dollars you send can get them a luxury it can't afford you over there. If you look at it, you still spend the bulk of your money more than them because you send them chingum money that can't take you a week but spend thousands of what you send to them here for yourself. So how are they enjoying more than you?

It's this wicked mentality that is making many to be stingy. It's very bad. If they have the opportunity to be there like you, I'm sure they won't ask you for anything.

Keep your money. Those in naija go still shine and fresh pass una because we eat real natural organic food and get natural Vit D year round.
You guys wait. It's only a matter of time, we would have a good govt and nobody will send you and your lonely lives abroad anymore.

Very stingy people.

I sense too much of entitlement feeling and anger in you. She has a point,those who you're helping should tone down their living.you can't be living large at the expense of others, just like my cuz who spend 15k on a very small handbag that's not worth it but she's always begging for help. Wisdom is profitable to direct

princemillla:
Rest in peace man of many people

His death on the pitch that year is still sketchy? RIP to him and to the super eagles, I say unto you.......lead on the charge

Kennyfancy:
Please if you are from the South South and East, please don't put mouth in Two brother's having minor issues [North West and South West] they will settle later, the oba know them and they know the OBA, They were together fews months ago enjoying together

Why do your likes keep acting like a child,always sulking Must you be tribalistic all the time,Haba. Recieve sense ngwanu

They should speak their mind on time before an upgrade on my viewing centre is made o

BloomingDale:
I thought there are no more armed Fulani Herdsmen in the East. What is happening?

Let's stop comments like this and be reasonable, a life is involved for Christ sake. Tribalism degenerates one's reasoning

pargelenis:
Wow, elsewhere it is about Electric Vehicles, here na Ox

Can you even afford the electric vehicles? I honestly don't understand where you expect the common men to raise funds for that

PriNceNova:
It's Samsung s21 ultra

O boi ,how much does it goes for?