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Politics / Re: Aminu Oguche - Nyanya Bombing Suspect - Freed By Court by majorfarms(m): 11:25am On Nov 25, 2014
I said this wuld happen few days ago, when one "smart" dude was querrying the mobbing and killing of a caught suicide bomber in Gombe...

Once we catch em, let's use smal kitchen knife to cut em apart piece by piece....the law has realy proven to be an ass. lipsrsealed
Sports / Last Day To Vote Vincent Eyeama As Africa's Best 2014 by majorfarms(m): 12:30pm On Nov 24, 2014
Its the final day to vote Super Eagles Captain Vincent Eyeama as Africa's best. Its no news our E :-Xgles have disappointed, but Eyeama has stood out. Let's throw him our support. Make we win something atleast, at all at all na winsh oh. Let's go there peeps. wink

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/29851261?post_id=1436769714_10202998774077096#_=_
Politics / Taraba Speaker Resigns. by majorfarms(m): 11:57am On Nov 24, 2014
BREAKING NEWS: Taraba State Speaker, Josiah Sabo Kente has resigned. Kente who was a strong loyalist to the removed former acting governor, Alhaji Umar said his resignation is on personal grounds. This action comes on the heels of the reinstatement of the earlier impeached deputy governor, Alhaji Danladi.
Health / Re: Erm, They Now Sell This In Public In Lagos? by majorfarms(m): 8:12pm On Nov 23, 2014
My Northern fellas, wannan ba chakurbasir?
Sports / Re: US Embassy Ruins Blessing Okagbare’s Honeymoon by majorfarms(m): 2:15pm On Nov 21, 2014
Eyah...
Sha suprised no opposition group has come out to ask for bros Jona's resignation based on this.





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Sports / Re: US Embassy Ruins Blessing Okagbare’s Honeymoon by majorfarms(m): 1:44pm On Nov 21, 2014
Eyah...
Sha suprised no opposition group has come out to ask for bros Jona's resignation based on this.





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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Orders Taraba Acting Governor Removed, Deputy Sworn In by majorfarms(m): 11:49am On Nov 21, 2014
Political drama...
Those who removed Danladi has brought him back, seeing he is a lesser "devil" than Garba Umar...
Isn't it funny dat d court kept throwing out d case of d former deputy governor for almost 2yrs? Now electns re by d corner, they have suddenly accepted his case and displaced Umar who desperatly wants d government seat by 2015...
Abeg make I go school run.

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Celebrities / Re: Brymo Reacts To Flavour's Claims Of Selling One Million Albums In Five Days by majorfarms(m): 11:04am On Nov 21, 2014
Story for idle ppl like me every friday; grin grin
I dont undrstnd d hype and wave of d million copies in 5days story.
If i come out tomorrow and tweet dat i had fried plantain nd oats for b/fast, while i actually had akara nd garri, hw e take affect ppl?...I probably only said it to make my self feel good, and not being antagonistic towards anyone. it shuldnt b anyone's issue nah. Hence, I dont still undrstnd why ppl shuld be carryin dis gist far nd high like say dem dey sell gala. Whether na true or na false, abi na right or na wrong, make ppl no dey shook mouth for matter wey no concern dem.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Poses Threat To Democrary: Akitu by majorfarms(m): 6:10pm On Nov 20, 2014
Abeg wetin concern d writeup wit the heading?...hope ure expectin fp wit dis. angry angry
Health / Re: What Coke Does To Your Body In 1 Hour by majorfarms(m): 4:51pm On Nov 20, 2014
No b small matter, bt wit d intensity of "anwu ugwu-hausa" diz days, d only thing dat soothes and quenches my thirst is a bottle of ice-cold coca cola, it gives me a feeling even a bottle of cold faro water can't. Take it from me, d hotness of the sun breaks down d sugar and dissolves it into something even science cannot explain. wink wink wink
Sports / Re: Akwa Ibom Mobilises 25,000 Fans For Eagles Game Today by majorfarms(m): 5:17pm On Nov 19, 2014
"Plans to drum up support?"....wit the match only few hours away?....hope dis is old news oh. Naija all da way...screaming my support frm up North-Naija. Make I rush home seize DSTV remote b4 my woman begin watch telenova. wink wink wink
Sports / Re: Super Eagle's Starting Xi Vs Southafrica by majorfarms(m): 4:34pm On Nov 19, 2014
Good one, let there be competition for places. Really hope Emenike scores today so he wuld stop being frustrated and annoying by being selfish....3-0 to the Eagles. cheesy cheesy cool cool NIGERIA.
Phones / Re: MODIFIED: How To Get Free Wifi Connection Anywhere, Anytime. by majorfarms(m): 4:10pm On Nov 19, 2014
Sure say dis guy dey Naija?...most available WiFis require usernames nd password. No b to kuku go cafe?

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Business / Re: Hausa Ajami/Arabic Inscriptions Removed From New N100 Note by majorfarms(m): 9:18pm On Nov 18, 2014
Too much buzz and banter on this topic....goin back nd forth like ping-pong. The issue is that d inscription has been removed; Simple, Clear and Straight. Question shuld be, can I still buy N100 airtime wit d note? and on introduction, what becomes of the old note?
Crime / Re: Suspected Suicide Bomber Burnt Alive By Mob In Gombe (PIC) by majorfarms(m): 4:33pm On Nov 18, 2014
GAZZUZZ:
Black mans mentality, I shake my head, instead of handing him over to the sss for interrogation, so the source of these dynamites can be located, they burnt the chance away.

Well he wanted to die anyway so why not if not, just bad timing.

Whiteman quit talking black issues. Kabiru sokoto who masterminded Kaduna blasts was caught. Ogwuche, the Nyanya park blasts masterminder was also caught, hundreds of BH goons hav also been caught too...and what have we heard about them?...yet d babaric carnage of these cowards continue. The powers that be, know the backbone of this evil, but they re feigning ignorance, its we d masses who get bombed and attackd evrytym. Anyone we catch shuld be cut piece by piece, let dem feel d pain dey cause...jungle justice to the wicked.

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Business / Re: Pictures of President Jonathan Inspecting an Aircraft Made by a Youth at YOUWIN by majorfarms(m): 4:00pm On Nov 18, 2014
I've alwys been aloof of this innovation since its onset, but with the trail blazes I've been hearing and seeing, I ought to try it out this time around. As a young graduate entreprenuer in the events business, guess the only thing am gonna loose is not trying. Any You-Win winner in d house?

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: Probable Line Up by majorfarms(m): 3:43pm On Nov 18, 2014
Egwuekwe shuldnt start. Keshi used him against Congo so he could tackle d tall Congolese numbr 10 who bullied small Omeruo in d first leg. The SouthAfricans re not vry physical, they rely on their speed, hence, Omeruo and Oba shuld start tommorow's game. And plzzzz, Keshi. Shuldnt start Emenike, he has bcom bereft of attacking ideas, alwys tryin d same pushin nd shovin tactics, and has bcom overtly selfish. 3-0 to Naija.
Romance / Re: Dilemma Of A Single Female Banker. by majorfarms(m): 11:44am On Nov 13, 2014
Kimmo:


*sigh* Look, men and women have certain standards. The kind of man who would willingly choose a cleaner, thinks of himself as being happy with her choice of work/person. There are certain jobs people choose because of a lack of choice. The average university graduate in Nigeria would go for teaching rather than cleaning, for instance.
There's no way to equate a cleaner with a banker, unless the person cleans Jonathan's room in Aso rock or runs a professional cleaning outfit.

Just becos she/he is a cleaner or doorman/lady dosnt mean she isn't good enough. Ppl re unequally oppurtuned, and that has nothin to do wit d person's standards or as we say; "levels" U marrying the person or d job?...do u think dat cleaner wuld remain a cleaner after she marries a well-to-do man? Ofcourse not. Another banker who dosnt knw she used to b a cleaner wuld greet her "goodmrn ma" when she walks into d bank.

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Education / Re: Teachers Be Like "Just Do 1-3" (pic) by majorfarms(m): 10:29pm On Nov 12, 2014
thaoriginator:
guy u just goofed.. Dat was deliberate if u dnt knW
cheesy grin...deliberate indeed. Then, dat dudes comment u repeatedly corrected was also deliberate. Can now see why dey say teachers don't like corrections. tongue
Education / Re: Teachers Be Like "Just Do 1-3" (pic) by majorfarms(m): 9:57pm On Nov 12, 2014
thaoriginator:
I schooled in france, I don't understand what you're saying..


Hehehehe...francophone nairalander, I hail thee. Uv been feeling good with urslf by tryin earnestly to embarass that good fellow in the name of correction, and even when he has accepted ur correction, u stil stressing a pointless point. Pal, u shot urslf on d foot by saying ; uv got enuf "breadS" and "flourS". I schooled right hia in Naija, nd learnt dat bread has no plural form, likewise flour...u only pluralise by adding loa(f)(ves) for bread and kilo(s) for flour. #Seegobe.
Education / Re: Teachers Be Like "Just Do 1-3" (pic) by majorfarms(m): 8:31pm On Nov 12, 2014
thaoriginator:
lol I'm just kidding jo I've got nuff breads n flours
shocked shocked ...breads and flours?...excuse me Mr. Teacher, b lyk na midnight school u sef go. undecided undecided
Sports / Re: CAF Strips Morocco Of AFCON2015 Hosting And Participation by majorfarms(m): 2:21pm On Nov 12, 2014
Oppurtnity for countries who have nevr particpated in d AFCON...Swaziland and Mauritius even Seychelles shuld come forwrd now.
Webmasters / Re: Bloggers: Before You Try To Be Like Linda Ikeji... by majorfarms(m): 1:45pm On Nov 12, 2014
niqqa:
Abeg who read am finish?

Me ohh...educative piece to blog novice like muah. shocked shocked
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Vs Ghana U-23 Friendly: Probable Line Up by majorfarms(m): 10:58pm On Nov 07, 2014
game ended 1-0 in favour of the host...solid defensive and creative performance by the home based eagles, finishing by the strikers needs to improve dough. Kongratz Akwa Ibom state.
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Vs Ghana U-23 Friendly: Probable Line Up by majorfarms(m): 2:34pm On Nov 07, 2014
Home based eagles not under 23 eagles....haba, Agbim and Egwueke never pass 30?
Politics / Re: Bomb Blast In Azare, Bauchi State by majorfarms(m): 1:17pm On Nov 07, 2014
Ppl up North, esp North-East shuld b careful of crowded areas. I mentioned this to a security personnel friend of mine last in Jalingo while we were queuing at an ATM and one fellow came to join d queue with an echolac box. Nigerians make we shine we eyes, no b spirits dey leave dis explosive packages for these places, let's be attentive and eagled-eyed,we cant keep dying like flies at the hands of these cowards. #GodblessNaija.
Phones / Re: Delivered Read Messages On Whatsapp Now Indicate With BLUE Double Mark by majorfarms(m): 6:20pm On Nov 06, 2014
pinkiepetite:
ows d telegram like pls..lik whatapp too?

Kikikikikiki....telegram is over a hundred years older than whatsapp, its not even cloz...don't even try it, u go frustrate. U don ever write a two-line letter to a friend in another country?
Phones / Re: Delivered Read Messages On Whatsapp Now Indicate With BLUE Double Mark by majorfarms(m): 6:05pm On Nov 06, 2014
Just one of my contacts shows it too...probably has to do wit the persons version. Nice observation. Whatsapp will soon begin notifying ppl wen som1 views ur dp or steals ur dp.


Wait oh...dat guy wey pack 3km space, wetin him want take am do?...as I dey scroll down dey see space, I com dey fink say my 5 don dey hang again....my landlord go say "ppl dey oh".
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest - Elimination Round 2 by majorfarms(m): 12:09pm On Nov 06, 2014
Brunel:


nabsprada will. she's sweet like that.

Sure abt dat, or ure just campaigning?...voted for the pradalady sha, hope she wears prada. That's actually why I voted her. undecided undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest - Elimination Round 2 by majorfarms(m): 4:43pm On Nov 05, 2014
EvilSeeed:


Can you randomly incluse temiGracie pls?

Owkies oh....temiGracie too.
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest - Elimination Round 2 by majorfarms(m): 4:28pm On Nov 05, 2014
EvilSeeed:



Wow!!

* candidates and Temi aint one of them?! shocked shocked




Dayuuuum!
Story for the hens...if I hear say I read through the whole post, I just randomized.
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest - Elimination Round 2 by majorfarms(m): 3:56pm On Nov 05, 2014
Anniepie
Africanpie
Maureensilva
Rokiatu
Vivly
Jennimma
Nabsprada
MarthaK

...If only these ladies wuld see u on the street and say "good morning". sad sad

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