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Politics / Re: Official Portrait Of Hajia Maryam Mairo, Aminu Tambuwal's Second Wife by majorfarms(m): 12:19pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
Wife of the governor has an official photograph.....plz where are the official photos of the first son and first daughter of the governor...governor's pet dog fit get official photo and aides too. The question I keep asking is this; where do all diz wives of the president and governors get all the money for their "pet projects" and for convening meetings at top notch hotels from?....abi na from their husband salary? |
Politics / Re: Shehu Shagari's 90th Birthday Party (Pictures) by majorfarms(m): 7:10pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
90?.....May GEJ live to celebrate at 90 too. |
Religion / Re: Etcetera Writes Pastor Chris Oyakhilome An Open Letter by majorfarms(m): 4:41pm On Jan 10, 2015 |
Wait oh, did Christ Embassy actually charge for crossover night service?...if na true, dem no try at all oh...but dat na dem cup of tea, doz wey attend and pay sabi wetin dem dey look for. Now, this dude wey una dey call etc...which song him don sing sef? Don't know any of his songs oh, but him don crossover to journalism abi him stil be musician?...this isn't the first time am hearin abt his letters. Abi him calling don change?...make I sha leave matter for mathias, wetin Chelsea and Newcastle dey play sef? |
Politics / Re: That Supposed Victor Ikpeba twitter account Is Fake! by majorfarms(m): 4:25pm On Jan 10, 2015 |
Even if the tweet was from Ikpeba sef.....how e take concern my choice for president?...wetin e concern football analyst with politics? The imposters should have used a reknowned and widely trusted politician...like who sef?... ....I don't even have a clue. |
Romance / Re: BUSTED !!! The New Face Of Runs-girls: A Must-read For Every Guy. by majorfarms(m): 4:07pm On Jan 10, 2015 |
InZA: You no do her nothing bro....she dey crush on you badly...colombi her, give her kpomo sharp. 1 Like 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Vincent Enyeama Makes African Player Of The Year Final Shortlist by majorfarms(m): 8:56am On Dec 26, 2014 |
Shame on BBC, awarding the best player award to someone who dosnt even make the final shortlist of CAF......who knows African football better, BBC or CAF? Scoring a hatrick in a championsleague group game dosnt make u d best player in continent. Eyeama all da way. |
Celebrities / Re: Check Out Cossy In Her Santa Bikini ‘outfit’ - Photos by majorfarms(m): 11:03pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Ppl never buy this market finish?....dem don dey hawk am since d days of Abiola na. Grandma, plz allow youngr babes make dia own market na. 1 Like |
NYSC / Re: Decamped From Nysc Batch C 2014 Camp: My Story by majorfarms(m): 6:52pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
derespect: Very disrespectful comment. For those who care to know, Michael Okpara University of Agriculture was formerly Known as Federal University of Agriculture, Umudike before the name was changed to immortalize the former gov of the eastern region Chif Micheal Okpara. So its a Federal tertiarry institution, and its well recognized. Any school can get its courses accredited nd also can loose d accreditation if the institution drops from the acceptable standards. OP, just keep praying, and hoping for a recall. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: I Get Embarrassed When Politicians Make Provocative Statements – Jonathan by majorfarms(m): 6:19pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
The problem wit our politicians is dat when dey get appointed into govt positions, dey toot d horns of d govt, but once dey re no more part of d govt, dey becom experts in detecting lapses in the existing govt....when I listen to Kwankwaso diz days, I begin to wonder if its d same guy dat was Minister of defence in this very PDP govt. He mouted praises den like a singing bird. |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Needs Buhari To End Corruption - Prof Yemi Osinbajo by majorfarms(m): 6:06pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Thought da prof is an Associate pastor? So Nigeria dosnt need God again to overcome corruption, its now General Muhammadu Buhari. Okay oh, we don hear. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Oga Seun U No Dey Do Nairaland Give-away by majorfarms(m): 9:31pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
Unibenstudent: No be small thing, but u nevr talk anything sha. What do u propose xactly, u want make Seun gada N-landers for elegushi beach abi u want make him award "return tickets to SA"? |
Romance / Re: Girls And The Silent Treatment/snubbing. by majorfarms(m): 9:23pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
No small thing oh...this girl I met 2days ago and exchanged numbrs has alrdy started snubbing me just because I failed to call her all tru yestrdy. When u now keep quiet too, and stop trying to holla at dem, dey wuld list another offence against ur name. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Oga Seun U No Dey Do Nairaland Give-away by majorfarms(m): 9:16pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
Who says its for free?...if u no dey buy bundle or pay subscription others dey buy. But wetin sup be d awoof sef?...oya, op suggest. |
Health / Re: Public Ranks Nurses As Most Honest, Ethical Profession For 13th Straight Year by majorfarms(m): 9:11pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
Hehehehehe Kekekekeke Fefefefefefe I laff in Nairaland language. Abeg who are the public? And when did dey collect d data?... My fellow N-landers, them ask una? Police sef follow for d list?...Chai!!! Diaris somtin oh.. |
Politics / Re: SERAP Sues APC, PDP Over Campaign Finances Disclosure by majorfarms(m): 9:07pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
Them don begin sue alrdy?...that means say dem go dey arrest by February be that. Thank God say I no dey for either PDP or APC, na INEC me dey. This space go reach me so? |
Career / Re: 10 Types Of Occupations That Make The Most Money This Season. by majorfarms(m): 9:19pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
Sad. U failed to mention my line of biz; Eventz planners. This season comes with lots of eventz; weddings, thanksgivings, end of year parties, awards nights, carol nights and so many others. Eventz planners/managers get involved in everyone of these events. From the planning, to the venue decorations, Mc's, Dj's, Rental services, and all the likes, we re in charge. This is d season for us. Lots of money being made by event planners/managers, even as I type this long comment. . |
Romance / Re: Do Guys Like To Hug Ladies Because Of Their Boobs? by majorfarms(m): 8:32am On Dec 16, 2014 |
hollandis: You opened the post, read through...even made a comment. Common babe, forming gets u no where. All of we dey d same canoe. |
Romance / Re: Do Guys Like To Hug Ladies Because Of Their Boobs? by majorfarms(m): 8:28am On Dec 16, 2014 |
farano: Mind not dat comment jare...hug as much as u want, its a show of affection. Forget what d oda party may be thinkin, u can never tell a man's heart. X0X0. |
Sports / Re: Photos: Akwa Ibom International Stadium Uyo Is the Best Stadium In Africa by majorfarms(m): 8:19am On Dec 16, 2014 |
Real great stadium, just hope the normal thing that happens to govt infrastructures dosnt happen to this one. Make we maintain am oh. |
Education / Re: What Subject Made You Feel Like This When You Were In School? by majorfarms(m): 8:14am On Dec 16, 2014 |
French class: Bonjour Madam, common cerva, cerva bien merci, e vou.....3mins later; ZZZzzzzzzzzzz...forty mins later...Au revoir madam. So tey I even slept in Mock French exam. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Alexx Ekubo & His Girlfriend, Yemi Alade At The Headies (Photo) by majorfarms(m): 8:02am On Dec 16, 2014 |
.....and Johny still get mind follow Uche and Nene, when this entire package dey at him disposal. Guy abeg make we exchange. |
Career / Re: TOP 12 Jobs That Would Soon Go On Extinction In Nigeria by majorfarms(m): 9:25pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
Farming can never go extinct. Not in this life nor in the life to come. |
Romance / Re: 5 Classes Of People That Get The Most Beautiful Wives by majorfarms(m): 6:38pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
Footballers too oh. Mehn, did u guys see Taiye Taiwo's son?......I been dey reason say him landlord hand must dey inside the matter until I see Taiye wifey...beautiful Nigerian woman. No be Mikel wey dey follow oyibo sisi. |
Romance / Re: 5 Classes Of People That Get The Most Beautiful Wives by majorfarms(m): 6:34pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
kristina1: Sure u didn't have d time to go through the post b4 commenting. |
Sports / Re: Obafemi Martins Retires From Playing For Nigeria by majorfarms(m): 9:02pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
Vividly recall he been called Nigeria's WEApON OF MASS DESTRUCTION. His pace and left footed strikes were a delight to watch in his hey days. Goodluck bruv. |
Travel / Re: Onitsha At Night, The Las Vegas Of Nigeria (pics Inside) by majorfarms(m): 4:27pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Morkavictor: O bu nwa Aba? |
Politics / Re: Has The Nigerian Authorities Been Alerted To These Under-aged Potential Voters? by majorfarms(m): 11:49am On Dec 02, 2014 |
GenBuhari: Those who threathend us didn't come wit any placard nor have stickers indicating their political affiliance pasted on their foreheads. |
Politics / Re: Has The Nigerian Authorities Been Alerted To These Under-aged Potential Voters? by majorfarms(m): 10:27pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
Hmmm...una dey here dey talk because una never do voters reg b4. I was posted to an extremely interior "bush" durin d first registration process, a four hour ride on Okada to the nearest motorable road. Kids as young as these were brought to be registered, and we were told to register them or we would be left on our own when going back to the LG secretariat which was 6hrs away. Without any form of protection from security operatives, abeg wetin una go do? It isn't the fault of the INEC/NYSC crew at all. Its the desperate political parties that mastermind these mischief. |
Education / Re: Worst Form Of Child Abuse In A Nigerian Private Secondary School*pics by majorfarms(m): 1:27pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
If u passed through secondary school, esp a boarding schl and don't pass through punishments as these, abeg wetin u go take remember secondary school? Being chased by prefects during sanitation.. Being bullied by notorious seniors.. Being punished by teachers because u skipped classes.. Being reported by juniors for "chansing" their meals... Being reported by ur mates for refusing to do ur apportioned task... Make una no look me like former notorious student oh, but dats d fun of a boarding secondary school. Loads of interesting memories. I rep FGC. . |
Celebrities / Re: Happy 32nd Birthday Don Jazzy by majorfarms(m): 3:26pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Jarus: Bros, no dey use classmates dey judge. I have second schl classmates who re currently 40, while some of them re stil in their twenties...infact, d age difference btw the oldest and youngest in my graduating class was 24, na when person wake up be him morning oh. If Don baba is 32 or 42, all join, bt make u no dey reason age based on classmates. Holla. |
Celebrities / Re: Happy 32nd Birthday Don Jazzy by majorfarms(m): 3:18pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
dotcomnamename: He pass sef, una no remember when him been dey play bass for Muma Gee?...him face just no dey old. Even D'prince sef no b pikin again. I dey envy dem versace-youngish face sha. Gbosah for Don baba Jay abeg. |
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