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Romance › Re: My Top Cuties On Nairaland by majour(m): 2:49pm On Sep 06, 2014
Why am I not on the list?


Op no check well o
Romance › Re: Protest - Nairaland Babes No Longer Upload Profile Pics by majour(m): 6:51pm On Aug 20, 2014
I've seen so many a pix from the female folks, beautiful people reside here in NL, both male and female alike sha, but most dude won't put up their pix for obvious reasons u guess, for a woman, I think ur rated beauty is indeed in the eyes of the beholder. so don't get all worked out if the guys pin insults on u, it cud be childish though
Celebrities › Re: 25 Celebrities With Historical Look Alikes – This Is Creepy! by majour(m): 8:25pm On Aug 02, 2014
This ish got the bejezus out of me
Romance › Re: How Long Did It Take You To Woo Your Woman/man by majour(m): 1:15pm On Jul 31, 2014
Jregz: she's somewhere getting drilled by a nigga you don't like
And I dey drill another person gf way him no no, the cycle continues bro, abi u think say na only u dey yansh ur babe
Romance › Re: How Long Did It Take You To Woo Your Woman/man by majour(m): 11:05am On Jul 31, 2014
She never still gree o, since 2009 and she dey do everything way a woman dey do for a man apart from making love sha, she is the closest thing I ave to a wife and her matter done tire me but me can't fit let her go, but man gat still pure juice out, them call am double date, well when she say yes I go stop
Romance › Re: Who Are The Pretty Girls/cute Guys On Nairaland by majour(m): 10:41am On Jul 31, 2014
Funny thread, I hail all the beautiful ladies in the house, especially YOU dear....
Education › Re: Latest University Rankings: UNILORIN Tops As OAU & UI Drop Down by majour(m): 8:30am On Jul 31, 2014
UNILORIN, be killing it since 1973, Lols, proudly rep my alma mata, proudly biochem, love my school....
Romance › Re: Find Out What Kind Of Woman Belongs To Men Zodiac Sign by majour(m): 2:01pm On Jul 29, 2014
gabmaxblanco: Is being proud of her d only character dere, hw tru re d odas
Brother, I see that in every of my friends and their gf and they ain't Leo, don't know abt the guys here o, BT every guy wants a dramatic gf, dey r fun to be arnd, so maybe am an exception which I doubt very much.



don't bank on it, its man's evaluation of man, never accurate
Romance › Re: Find Out What Kind Of Woman Belongs To Men Zodiac Sign by majour(m): 1:48pm On Jul 29, 2014
gabmaxblanco: Xoo u don't lyk gurls wit such characters.
Who doesn't want a woman he can be proud of, why date her if ur not proud of her? hmm to me its just generalizing
Romance › Re: Serious Question: What Is The Essence Of Teenage Love? by majour(m): 1:45pm On Jul 29, 2014
Well to me the issue here is simple, truth is, the essence of dating is widely favored on the ideal that it exposes u on how to relate with the opposite sex.
Prepares u for the responsibility ahead, makes u better, cus u won't want to be doing trier and error wen ur suppose to be exhibiting perfection
Romance › Re: Find Out What Kind Of Woman Belongs To Men Zodiac Sign by majour(m): 1:41pm On Jul 29, 2014
am a Leo and I say its all lies....
Romance › Re: If You Dont Look Like Trey Songz Dont Toast Abuja Babes by majour(m): 1:37pm On Jul 29, 2014
If u dey find trey song I sowi for ur life, make una no go date una husband con marry una boyfriends oOo, well I rep lag, them girls like us looking fresh
Phones › Re: Your Best Andriod Launchers by majour(m): 12:00am On Jul 17, 2014
JeffreyJamez: 1St image Go launcher with Kitkat icon

2Nd image Go launcher with belleUi icons
What font option is this, really love it
Phones › Re: Your Best Andriod Launchers by majour(m): 11:53pm On Jul 16, 2014
Don't think there exist a launcher more slick than next launcher


am a fan of clear homescreen same goes for my laptop, so here we are...

Romance › Re: Men Behave Better When Around Beautiful Women by majour(m): 3:54pm On Jul 16, 2014
[quote author=Agybabe][/quote]Hello miss, its bin a while, still look gorgeous as ever, keep it burning...
Romance › Re: Men Behave Better When Around Beautiful Women by majour(m): 3:50pm On Jul 16, 2014
Kachisbarbie: The topic isn't 'lose yasef' , why you guys getting it twisted? it reads 'behave well...'. I know the difference btw when a guy is behaving well/loosing himself, I also package well when am around a good looking ,civil young man.
Its just use of words miss, for a not so cool guy to become all cool and chill cus he is arnd a pretty lady is loosing urself at my end. aii..
Romance › Re: Men Behave Better When Around Beautiful Women by majour(m): 3:24pm On Jul 16, 2014
Nah, don't think I do that, can appreciate and compliment a beautiful/pretty lady when I see her, but to lose myself? if I hear
Family › Re: Something You Saw As A Child, That No One Saw Or Believes You Till This Day. by majour(m): 11:08pm On Jan 07, 2014
ebuetor: Hello, Goodevening. Pornography as criping into high schools, viewing the pages of various magazines with friends, exposing explicit images in our subconcious, being stored in our little mind and as teenages keep feeding on it. During those days, i my idle periods, alone in my room, i get a play back of those illicit, raw images of what we watched, through the pages of those porn magazine, that when i discovered the act of masturbation. That was were i found myself, a victim of that, back then in my early years, a battle i later over come when i was previlaged to get a first hand view and understanding about it, that i just could not but discipline my life to starve and kill, such feelings from consuming.
What you are about to read really happened , there was no manner of friction added, neither was anything removed. (To some this may be just a nightmare, to me it was my realisation)

As a teenager in a private secondary school, ful of life and under the influence of your peers, i took the freedom , i had to explore, because i am naturally curious and very restless, having many friends, i was introduced into looking into unlawful images, of the pornograghic world. I was intrigued, my active mind , recorded , page after page.
After school hours back at home in my place of privacy, i indulge myself in the practise of recalling, playing back all that was sighted from the image magazine from school, at such clearity, i found myself entering into an act of ''steaming out'' another level i never know it name, but knew it should be done in private.
This act continued without geting the neccesary counselling.
Now this is it, i noticed everytime, am right there in the middle of the act, a bird, the brown ones that looks like a dove, will land by my window, while staring through my window, it makes a ''coo'' ''coo'' sound, standing there,fixed, i get distracted and irritated, i would stop with my ''act'' and i would stop and just look at this bird in fear. This scenero happened EVERYTIME, i mean, EVERYTIME, when am into that dirty act. It was wired, It got to a time, when i know am falling into the temptation again, i would say to myself, ''that stupid bird wil come again'', so i would close my curtain, but only to hear the bird making a ''coo, coo'' sound on the roof top. In my heart i knew it was like a siqn from God to say, ''i can see you'', ''i know what you are doing'', ''am watching, stop this''.
Very funny,isnt it? I wasnt for me then. This continued until one day........

On this particular day, i found my self falling into the same tempted, after viewing a pornographic magazine, i decided to ''steam out'' in private......
After ''burning out'' i laid on my bed, closing my eyes, i was still. After 2/3 minutes, everywhere began to shake, my room, my bed in which am on,i could not get up, the rumbling crashing sound, loke something is about to open up, laying in bed, i raised my head up, to see what the comotion was all about,but just there at the extreme end of my bed, at the exert spot, i had comited this ''act'', puffing rushing, white smoke, like a volcanic eruption, began to emit from the spot on the ground, it was as if the ground had opened up, with flash of yellow light flashing from below, the room became darker, as darkness filled the room, yellow flashes like thunder from the open ground,( even now as i write, am feeling emotional). The smell was terrible, like burning hairs, or something odd. Spring up from beneath,i opened my mouth to scream at my first hand horror,a huge, b
BLACK and bulky,looking something, like a fat , muscular, hairy gorilla, rose with a rage, growling cry, a painful cry, a wicked and vicious cry, its eyes just stared at me,(if you want to get a sample of how this creature looks like, then watch...i think the hollywood movie it was angels and demons or was it The Da Vinci Code, one of this two, but in the movie, two shadow looking creatures like smoke, came out of nowhere to attack a man in the libary. Note my encounter was before these movies, i only flashed back to my encounter after watching the movie)
I knew he could see me, i know , he knew i was in the room, ALONE, much to my greatest shocking observation, laying there on the bed, he progressed towards me, every step he took while approaching me, from the end of the bed to my side, he make growling sound,my mouth was open and out of breath, i had even exhusted my self from my ''dirty act'', i looked into its eyes, he looked me straight in my eye, reaching my side, he jumped on me, like an animal ready to devor its prey, a violent struggle began, its weight made my bed move forward, backward. I remember its palms, its arms, the heat from its mouth and pricky hairy body...oh God, sometimes i wonder how i took this in normally. Its body was hot, i think it was trying to reach for my heart, then my ear, i wrestled, oh sweat pour over me in a second right there on my bed, then with one last strenght, managed to push it down my bed,the growling stoped, while i breath heavily, sweat rolled down my cheeks. Just then, i turned to the ground, looked down and i saw was seems to be a transformation taking place, i blinked like three times and it had become a woman, the woman rose from the ground. She was beautiful, and i was ready again for another battle, i struggled with her, but quickly gaveup her aim, she moved backward, looking me in the eye, back to the spot,emiting white smoke entered back into the ground, and the smoke followed behinde her, the earth shook, and all was calm, the light was restored. I trully awake all this while,i was too scared to move,i didnt know what next would happen, laying on my bed there, i though ''maybe its still around the corner?'', ''should i run out the house?''. I managed to sit up, my heart beating, and i instantly recalled my ''act of masturbation'' before the encounter, i felt like, '' what am i doing to my life?'',''how far have i been indulging in this act?'', '' so i was invoking evil spirits with my secret act'', i was just in numerous thoughts.

I just want you to know that, i really dont know why this happen to me, was it that when people ''do the act'', they invite unseen spirit into their lives unknowningly, is it that when people do such things they allow easy assess of them selfs to be tormented by the agent of hell, or was it coincident,like some people will say, '' you dey smoke too much weed'', was the monitoring bird, just common with everyone, was it just my imagination, i dont think so. I really do not, because after coming in contact with those things, i knew, a door opens in you body, heart or soul, when you meditate, and steam out, through which the oppressor gets an easy assess into, to control. I want to believe, that creature normally could have entered me, unknowingly, thus deliverance would be needed, just becos pf a ''easy thing'' as viewing pornography and masturbating to it.
To some its funny, to me to was life changing.
I am not ashamed to write the truth.....
Poetry


It was all in ur head
Celebrities › Re: Randy Orton And Family [PHOTOS] by majour(m): 2:51pm On Jan 07, 2014
[quote author=Elli-dude]Lets hear from them before i commence..Majour and Nedu do you second this opinion?[/quote]Am good too go, with u all the way
Celebrities › Re: Randy Orton And Family [PHOTOS] by majour(m): 2:49pm On Jan 07, 2014
nickz: #RISE ABOVE HATE ....hope you randy fans also slither and stalk people like snakes #apex predator my a$$ .tonguetonguetongue
He portrays intelligence, stalking, allowing ur victim to come to you, have you watch the tables match where he reversed the AA to an RKO, or a chikesllam or a pedigree, dude that guy is a genius
Celebrities › Re: Randy Orton And Family [PHOTOS] by majour(m): 10:40am On Jan 07, 2014
nickz: hahahaha cena has a record 11 WWE championships...he's held the title over 1,100 days ...your randy is still struggling with 518....I stand to be corrected the only ones above him I think are hulk hugan,bob bucklund and bruno samartino.......I'm not gay broo tonguetonguetongue and fu99k I missed raw last night,did you watch it
Even the greatest wwe wrestler of all time head the wwe championship a mere 6times, go check SCSA record, its not by championships, and 3H is 13times, rick flair leads them all

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