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Autos › Re: Direct Black Rx350 For Sale by Makamatic: 12:52pm On Sep 15, 2022

1.5 million
I called u , ur no picking .. interested buyer

Education › Re: The Flogging In School That Will Forever Remain Fresh - Share Your Experience! by Makamatic: 12:43pm On Sep 15, 2022

... I was the money lender in school who you wouldn't see on the day to make payment so that my money would keep on growing , Especially those Lebanese kids . I was the go to guy to buy and sell stolen books , calculator and sumtimes phones self . When one kids tell him father say him want pay 4000 naira from loan of 400 naira and i they threaten am, them come report me for school , all my atrocities done open . Girls they pity me because I they press the breast and give them my sister's romance novels , some guys wey be my vicitm they happy , my squad they vex . Them peel my back that day with cane . Surprisingly me no cry and e even harden me more .

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Celebrities › Re: R Kelly Found Guilty Of Child Pornography, Enticing Girls For Sex by Makamatic: 11:24am On Sep 15, 2022*

LexusIS:
But he nor rape them
That's why it's good to know your calling
He was destined for nigeria,but ended up abroad
. Well Yankee judiciary against blacks no get joy. Na for life in jail bro.

Any child under than 18 cannot give sexual consent

Politics › Re: Man Caught Allegedly Having $3x With An Imbe*cile In Amufie Community(photos) by Makamatic: 10:10pm On Sep 12, 2022

Mercury12:
I don't think she is up to 18 years of age and mentally ill people cant give consent just like minors. Don't get lock up.
The man should be in jail or be force to marry her for defiling the innocent girl.
The man is not innocent. The girl is actually the victim here.

God bless you . Niggaz be spitting rubbish outtta there mouth

Romance › Re: Ladies How Do You Cope Whith Men Who Can't Cook ? by Makamatic: 5:59pm On Sep 08, 2022

virginprincess:
he will go back and buy it if he didn't buy it, else he is looking for trouble[b]

Bad advisor

Crime › Re: Blackaxe And Mafia In Akwaibom Two Killed Yesterday PHOTOS by Makamatic: 4:17pm On Sep 08, 2022

Ge0rgeN0ra:
beware of fake news.
I'm in Akwa Ibom state here and there's no cult clash anywhere here

How u want take know ?

Politics › Re: Water Or Tissue,which Is The Best To Use After Excretion? by Makamatic: 10:35am On Sep 08, 2022

Faber:
You are you mad? I have told you what I use. My happiness be say others dey use am also especially the semi dried ones

Especially for morning when dew done touch the leaves , e go be like towel.

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Crime › Re: 15-year-old Negotiated For A 36M Car And Was Willing To Pay For It. by Makamatic: 7:33pm On Sep 02, 2022

GeneralPula:
And no one could video the rotten foot with worms..

Only some set of Nigerians would believe this..

Wrong ... We done see things oo

Business › Re: Is Sterling Bank Having Network Issues? by Makamatic: 5:56pm On Sep 01, 2022

It's ur own bank . Same happened to me yesterday . UBA and Access get issues

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Story: Do Not Give Up by Makamatic: 3:41pm On Aug 31, 2022

Rubyjade:
is that a lie? Use that to encourage yourself and learn

See if u quote me with those ur many fake Stoopid female account , I'll curse u . Use ur original man account .

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Story: Do Not Give Up by Makamatic: 11:46am On Aug 31, 2022

This man u too lie . Jack of all trades , master of none . Ah ah undecided

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Makamatic: 12:46pm On Aug 29, 2022

CedarHoldings:
very delicious, according to people that eat it, they said Rabbit serve as pet and good for consumption also.

Thanks . Would try tasting it soon

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Makamatic: 9:04am On Aug 29, 2022

CedarHoldings:
this is Rabbit

Do they eat this one ? This one na pet na

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Makamatic: 8:57pm On Aug 28, 2022

If prepared well , it's very sweet . See the big rabbit I bought

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Family › Re: Caring About What People Think by Makamatic: 8:27am On Aug 28, 2022

It all depends on who said it

Romance › Re: My New Girl Friend Has Two Kids But She Told Me She Has Just One What Should I D by Makamatic: 8:24am On Aug 27, 2022

Do u have kids , that you're dating a woman with kids

Romance › Re: When Someone Replies To Your Photo And Says “what Are You Doing In The Bush?” by Makamatic: 8:06am On Aug 25, 2022

Johndagr8t:
flat with Money i still f.ck my poor mom
lol

Romance › Re: When Someone Replies To Your Photo And Says “what Are You Doing In The Bush?” by Makamatic: 8:05am On Aug 25, 2022

Johndagr8t:
My papa Don wash am b4 I reach

Technology Market › Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Makamatic: 10:27pm On Aug 19, 2022

iscom:
Thank you very much for doing business with us.

Thanks for keeping to your words.

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Technology Market › Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Makamatic: 9:24am On Aug 16, 2022

iscom:
24/7 online

This one they and how much , waybill to ekpoma Edo state

Romoss Zeus 40000mAh 18W

Technology Market › Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Makamatic: 10:38pm On Aug 15, 2022

iscom:
$20

Bros , u dey online . I want buy powerbank .

Travel › Re: Plane Crash Lands On California Highway And Hits A Truck Full Of People(video) by Makamatic: 9:45am On Aug 10, 2022

If to say plane get horn , them for blow horn and people go give way

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Family › Re: The Vegetable 3L Oil I Bought 6k. Who Send Me by Makamatic: 3:52pm On Jul 31, 2022

3 litres groundnut oil pass 2k not to talk of sunflower oil .

NYSC › Re: Corper Who Wore Palazzo Skirt To Ogun Camp Chased Away (Video) by Makamatic: 5:15pm On Jul 27, 2022

If she want come do drills nkor , when she climb net everybody for down go they see the passageway to her kunto .

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Crime › Re: Three Suspected Fulani Terrorists Apprehended In Ekpoma, Edo State by Makamatic: 6:07pm On Jul 26, 2022

Their hausa camp in ujoelen and near campus has been destroyed

Travel › Re: Sweden Is The Hidden Canada by Makamatic: 12:51am On Jul 21, 2022

How many days to see a specialist if u get medical issues , no lie ooo

Romance › Re: My Soon To Be Wife by Makamatic: 3:36pm On Jul 16, 2022

MALIGNANTGuest:
He won't understand now until he gets in.
This is what I have always warned people about.
Always go straight to where Intelligent, & smart Ladies live, then Fall in Love there.
Avoid LEECHES. It pays a lot.
We wey don marry dey sound am always!

How do we know where they live sir ?

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