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Christianity Etc › Re: Why You Should Stop Abbreviating In Jesus Name As IJN by makapella(m): 7:05am On Jul 23, 2017
I feel so strong in ma hrt that this Sunday will be so memorial for many people..I'm no prophet but I feel it so strong..receive it now in Jesus most powerful name,Amen
Family › Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by makapella(m): 10:09pm On Jul 22, 2017
adaksbullet:
whot his these on his saying again? Have u ate tonight? His ur head sound OK too ur ear? His it not do gbamgbamhuh
don't mention me again boy,not until u HV received sense from the good lord.
Family › Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by makapella(m): 9:54pm On Jul 22, 2017
adaksbullet:
I'm remembered when I'm still an small boy off 7yr old grin we are 25 ppls on mine class and am carryed 22 post cheesy....wen am showed mine frnd whot am carryed, he stat too shout that am carryed second shocked ....am show another ppl and his sayed am carryed second naso am used eraser and water too clean one 2 out off the two 2 cheesy........am riched home, gived mine dad mine result and his telled me we'll done mine son, am happy cheesy......on the second day, his called me that we are go too mine sch too seen mine teacher shocked.....omo naso am telled him that we are two that carryed 2nd on mine class o, that his mine techer that his used eraser too clean my report card o shocked..........omo these man his carryed me rich sch o shocked,......mine techer his beated me eh angry ( uncu mike, he we not be well whit u any wheir u are angry )......I'm chop Cain sotey mine left hand his brakeangry...........am alway laugh any days am remembered these story, while am I lie that year sef? cheesy
r.I.p boy,u r d latest slowpoke in planet earth.
Ur English can send Lazarus back to d grave thereby making ma Jesus look weak but God pass u..I ban u on dz forum
Travel › Re: 25 Facts You Probably Didn't Know About Africa by makapella(m): 12:03pm On Jul 21, 2017
nairaman66:
Africa my Africa!!

Africa of proud warriors in ancestral savanna!!
Africa of whom my grandmother sings..is did u?dz back that is bent?
Education › Re: Student Of Nwafor Orizu College Nsugbe Shot Dead By Cultist (Graphic Pics) by makapella(m): 5:05pm On Jul 20, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

His FB prayers were answered... Now he is in the hands of the Lord

Shame on him if he could not survive being a cultist in an ordinary toy College of Education.


No price, no pay!
Payday for the lubber.
awumen nyben
Celebrities › Re: Timaya Looks Dapper In Suit Outfit (photo) by makapella(m): 4:20pm On Jul 17, 2017
danduj:
i sure say that suit alone fit buy your wardrobe undecided
tahhh,e no reach..sowie to disappoint you buy I ain't no broke ass nigga
Celebrities › Re: Timaya Looks Dapper In Suit Outfit (photo) by makapella(m): 4:01pm On Jul 17, 2017
Hotshawarma:
Parrot!!!!cho cho cho everywhere
n so?is it ur talk?
Crime › Re: 19-Year-Old Man Caught Posing As Female Sex Worker In Malawi (Photo) by makapella(m): 3:58pm On Jul 17, 2017
Cherlene:
This is DISGUSTING.

Cherlene
cherlene abi cherry wot is disgusting nw?
Crime › Re: 19-Year-Old Man Caught Posing As Female Sex Worker In Malawi (Photo) by makapella(m): 2:42pm On Jul 17, 2017
For starters,that dude is nthng close to 19,il stick with 25 or so.
As for d ashawoo man,y u no kuku drill him @ss hole with a screw driver or beta still a long stick with spikes so dat next time when he hears d word "gay" or "impersonation" him go give him mates advice
Romance › Re: Photos: Federal Polytechnic Ado-ekiti Student Beaten And Striped Naked After She by makapella(m): 1:08pm On Jul 17, 2017
Dz pixure is older than my grand dad.
Bloggers and hunger eh
Celebrities › Re: Munachi Abii Celebrates Her Dog’s Pregnancy With A Puppy Shower by makapella(m):
After dey will say na buhari cause am..dz is a locus classicus case of boredom,joblesness and malaria

Crime › Re: Alleged Corruption: I’m Ready To Go To Jail — Diezani by makapella(m): 12:56pm On Jul 17, 2017
No be only jail...tell us say u wan go fattening room
Crime › Re: White Man Feeds His Python With Prostitutes. by makapella(m): 12:54pm On Jul 17, 2017
Lies lies lies
Nairaland General › Re: Today Is Seun Osewa Birthday...let's Show Him Love (post Your Greetings) by makapella(m): 12:28pm On Jul 17, 2017
Happy bday "Ikpa udo"
May ur fingers never be crooked.

May dem h.o.e.s not see you
May ur mods hv small sense
Crime › Re: Man Caught With Fetish Materials In Calabar Almost Burnt To Death By Mob by makapella(m): 7:13pm On Jul 16, 2017
selfmadeboss:
odiok ono uso doh
yak aka ofon uno fien,uno ifiok
Crime › Re: Man Caught With Fetish Materials In Calabar Almost Burnt To Death By Mob by makapella(m): 3:21pm On Jul 16, 2017
selfmadeboss:
when calabar and akwa ibom jobless youths wan mumu, them dey mumu to the core.
why torture an inoocent man like this?
btw, i thought naija had freedom of religion. i can decide to be fetish if i want to.
sharrap you mistake of d creature...wetin calabar n Akwa ibom ppl do u?yet when u see a calabar girl,all u want to do is "enter the place"

Phones › Re: Is This The End Of Etisalat Nigeria? by makapella(m): 7:58pm On Jul 11, 2017
What happens to the free 10mb I get after each recharge.

Etisalat,helping ma life since buhari took over..
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Etuk Unyime Draws Udom Emmanuel With Made In Akwa Ibom Pencil by makapella(m): 3:55pm On Jul 06, 2017
imstillnovice:
Akwaibom!! I only love their Women, Their men are so Lazy!!!!
adiok ono fi...mfed mfo ado lazy
Career › Re: Don’t Release Our Pay To LG Bosses; They’ll Spend It On Girlfriends – Ebonyi NUT by makapella(m): 7:37am On Jul 04, 2017
Pure rubbish...let the local govt handle that sh*t..next time,they will come out enmass n vote for near resonable ppl..we dey find autonomy for L.G.A or HW would d state feel if d federal govt starts handling stuffs dat d state shld do?it means most of our state executives would loot everyyyyyyy thing as d little left for the state management wount be enough for their family,feeding,mansions and "girlfriends"
Family › Re: What’s Special About The Age 18? by makapella(m): 2:07pm On Jul 01, 2017
Legal age to start whoring....period
Career › Re: Why Do Lawyers Wear The Wig And Gown? Here Is Why by makapella(m): 9:22pm On Jan 17, 2017
D wig represents white hairs which is a sign of wisdom
Family › Re: Fire Kills Family Of Five In Kebbi State (photo) by makapella(m): 11:34am On Jan 11, 2017
Rip zombies.....dat u r late doesnt mean zombie no be zombie...quote me and die
Politics › Re: FG Suspends FRC Corporate Governance Code by makapella(m): 11:24am On Jan 11, 2017
IamPopular:
I just need to ask u a little question, do u think b4 u talk or u talk b4 u think, cause I m very sure u did not think b4 u wrote all this...
e pain u ooo
Politics › Re: FG Suspends FRC Corporate Governance Code by makapella(m): 9:31pm On Jan 09, 2017
Lemme guess wot hpnd....d stake holders(G.o's,senior pastors,founders) had a very serious emergency meeting and the stake holdee's(forgive me for dt English) dnt want their leaders 2 retire not becos dey love dem so much but becos d cost of sending forth a man of God will be so highhhhhhhhh...imagine a very big "owambe" for d afonjas since na dem get G.o pass n ppl in naija in dz recession dnt hv money 2 contribute for private jet(e must follow as send forth gift)opening of bnk acct n holy ghost transport fare to transport him 2 U.K 2 rest well....i rest ma case n pls dnt gv a fucck or ul be fucccked
Christianity Etc › Re: 2017 Prophecies By Prophet U.E James Of Fountain Of Hope Ministries Inc. by makapella(m): 10:26am On Jan 08, 2017
Amen oooo pastor.....we don tire 2see our sisters sell dia yansh cos of hunger
Celebrities › Re: Alice Adepe, Miss Nigeria 1963: "They Gave Me 200 Pounds, Singer Sewing Machine" by makapella(m): 9:45am On Jan 08, 2017
Cocumber
Celebrities › Re: Oritsefemi Celebrates His 32nd Birthday With His Friends With A Ram (pics,vids) by makapella(m): 8:35am On Jan 06, 2017
Him for kill nama sef.......lubbishu
Politics › Re: Atiku's Donation, Okowa's Grants Cause Ripples In Delta APC by makapella(m): 8:29am On Jan 06, 2017
If dey like,mk dem share d state allocation into 4 prts....a part for okowa,anoda part for pdp,d third part to d executive,legislature n judiciary and d last part 2 d opposition party..


Damn...i almost gave a phat fucck

Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Photo Of A Thick Lady And Her Man by makapella(m): 5:59pm On Jan 05, 2017
Front page material




If she mess for am eh,d air alone go break all d aluminium windows n glasses
Crime › Re: Horrible: See Inside Brazil’s Overcrowded Prison Where Inmates Died At Whim by makapella(m): 5:50pm On Jan 05, 2017
Jezzz
Crime › Re: 19 Nigerian ATM Robbers Arrested In Sharjah, UAE by makapella(m): 5:36pm On Jan 05, 2017
Inohhhh

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