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Romance › Re: Strangers Bump Into Each Other With Same Dress And This Happens.. (pics) by makapella(m): 7:41pm On Aug 29, 2018
Same clothes and exactly the same shoeshuh
Sister mbok dont be vex oo but are you in any way related to uncle lai Mohammed? Its only such a sweet man that can give that kind of lie
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I prostrate for you ooo..

Culture › Re: Ooni Of Ife Signs $800m Mou With Arab Billionaire Ahmad Bin(photos) by makapella(m):
Lol
Culture › Re: Ooni Of Ife Signs $800m Mou With Arab Billionaire Ahmad Bin(photos) by makapella(m): 5:24pm On Aug 28, 2018
Jaideyone:
his people are not complaining. I wonder why you are crying on their behalf

silly kid
mfed ebok...No be me be your village people wey say u no go make am for life..idiot ikot iwa
Culture › Re: Ooni Of Ife Signs $800m Mou With Arab Billionaire Ahmad Bin(photos) by makapella(m):
Kabiyesiiiiii ooo
Celebrities › Re: Sophia Momodu Replies Fan Who Asked Her To "Do Something" About Davido & Chioma by makapella(m): 10:00pm On Aug 03, 2018
Why is no one talking about this mad amebo's rotten english?

If you wanna be stupid,then please be the best stupid person around..Illiterate troll shading a fvcked up whòring baby slayer
Phones › Re: NCC Urges GSM Subscribers To Use 622 Toll-free-line For Complaints by makapella(m): 7:46am On Jun 16, 2018
I heard that Even if glo builds a church,there wount still be service..ikoh Abasi
Politics › Re: My Dead Daughter's Name Appears On Dino Melaye's Recall List (Photo) by makapella(m): 4:33pm On Apr 28, 2018
God punish bmc and all their cohorts
Sports › Re: Referee Beaten To Coma By Fans After Football Match In Owerri. See Photos by makapella(m): 10:38am On Apr 24, 2018
Uyiii:
For your question. I'd say yes, we've got quite a few things that will strive very well in 9ja.
1. corruption
2. bbn
3. yahoo yahoo
4. ritualism
5. church business, very profitable.
win souls for Christ today and collect tithe, etc etc.

So you see, we've really got things that can and will work in 9ja.
you forgot to add bet9ja

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Of Many Years Is Pregnant For Someone Else by makapella(op): 8:01pm On Apr 16, 2018
Olalan:
OP how can you be confused except you feel you aren't man enough to get another that will be loyal to you, except you don't mind marrying a cheat and fathering another man's child.
BTW with this development your family will totally hate her and you wouldn't like the consequences
exactly..Now my mum may not even want to hear her name being mentioned.. Let me quickly add that i took an oath with her years back when i was still young and stupid..i know this will cause a lot of name calling but i was in love..very serious oath like dz oo in a beach..please easy with the insults that will follow and tell me the way forward
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Of Many Years Is Pregnant For Someone Else by makapella(op): 7:52pm On Apr 16, 2018
Tosinex:
Are you mad or just extremely stupid angry
none of d above..im just messed up emotionally now
Romance › My Girlfriend Of Many Years Is Pregnant For Someone Else by makapella(op): 6:42pm On Apr 16, 2018
Hello Nairalanders,i really need your advice on this one.. Im so confused ryt now..please dont mind my writting pattern.

I hv been dating this girl for many years now,almost close to 6 years..we love ourselves so much and hv sacrifised a lot for each other..i would been long married to her but its quite unfortunate that my parents dont hv any iota of likeness for her.

She has really been there for me,stood by me even when i didn't hv "shi shi".i cant start naming the things we hv done for each other now.

The problem is,i was aware for a period of three months..we didnt really communicate as we used to..during dat period,a guy she claimed was a friend was always visiting her,keeping her company n stuff n i knew about it cos he is a "church guy" n i trusted him n even liked him..

Three months later,she tells me dat she has missed her period n dat she did it just twice cos she was carried away n he showed her much love and care and was even appreciated by d guys family.

Now she is four months pregnant n she is begging me dat she doesnt want to loose me..she cries everyday dat it was a mistake..

Im so confused right now..i love her so much but i cant father another man's child oo n my family will totally hate her now..

Please what do i do?Genuine suggestions please.its a true life story oo..
Romance › Modified by makapella(op):
lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: PHOTOS: Two Benue State University Students Write Final Exams In Wedding Gown by makapella(m): 10:01pm On Apr 07, 2018
They are even posing for the camera like two idiots...Education first ooo..if dem enter marriage before they get their degrees,e go hard to cope..honeymoon, cassava mgt,home mgt n school donnot go together..
Health › Re: Check Out This Before And After Makeup Transformation Of A Burn Survivor by makapella(m): 4:47am On Mar 27, 2018
Eyah
Romance › Re: How Do I Stop My Pregnant Girlfriend Of Her Obsession With ZEEWORLD - Photo by makapella(m): 2:30pm On Mar 03, 2018
DrinkLimca:
Everybody has his or her own obsession..

hers is zeeworld..

And yours is attention seeking and releasing of cultural songs
you forgot to add something sir..Ass licking E- money..nigga is a pro yansh cleaner
Crime › Re: Two Cultists Nabbed On Their Way To Wreck Havoc In Port-Harcourt University.PICS by makapella(m): 3:58pm On Feb 24, 2018
Dem just blend this one's ni? If dem be correct kush men,dem for knw how the movement dey be....


N/b:Never give a man's job to two upcoming boys.
Politics › Re: Abia Pensioners Protest In Umuahia Over Unpaid Pensions. by makapella(m): 2:34pm On Feb 20, 2018
What is really hard in paying pensioners as at when due?u r getting allocation from d fg plus igr yet u want to keep money for 2019 at ppls detriment..Anyways Abia ppl r used to shitty governors by now..Abia,still d worst state in d ss/se..no roads,no infrastructures,just dirt n ipob..
Education › Re: UTME 2018: Non Academic Staff Unions To Meet Over Lingering Strike by makapella(m): 2:02pm On Feb 20, 2018
Lemme say that they hv lost this war already. Since December till now,the govt has not given a single fvck abt em..As long as academic activities are still on,nobody cares about their strike..we really need an industrial revolution in this part of the world..Take nairaland for instance,the comments are very few unlike other topics..if na ASUU dey Strike now,we no go hear word..Exams r even ongoing sef..Buhari definitely didnt go to school.
Crime › Re: Cultists Arrested During Meeting In Akwa Ibom, Other Criminals Paraded.Photo by makapella(m): 4:23am On Feb 08, 2018
subtlemee:
I just wonder what people gain from cultism, a guy that use to wash my clothes at itiam bus stop got beheaded in this clash....
dat dark tall guy abi? He washes my clothes too..those boys almost fu**ked me up dat day..i came back in d heat of d fight..Thank God i was saved..i stay at otobuk st
Politics › Re: Borno To Convert Mohammed Yusuf's House Into A Museum by makapella(m): 7:41pm On Nov 26, 2017
Ufok akpara
Politics › Re: Borno To Convert Mohammed Yusuf's House Into A Museum by makapella(m): 7:40pm On Nov 26, 2017
Pussy house...dat shld be d name..whr children n hoes were first fu*d
Romance › Re: Pre-Wedding Photoshoot Of A Plus-Sized Lady And A Dwarf by makapella(m): 10:02pm On Nov 25, 2017
sKeetz:
Get a room you two up there undecided
The thng just weak me oo..mk dem go pay 4 short time,at least jst to pour
Crime › Re: Man Rapes 9-Year-Old Boy To Death In Kebbi by makapella(m):
So lemme get dz clear,someone drank burantashi after chewing goro + tradol(tramadol) and waited for his side chick since I'll be damned if he isn't married to at least 4 wives and d side chick doesn't show up n he calculates d distance he will trek to get home since dey trust d leggelis Benz so much,he decides to rip off d as.s hole of an innocent boy to calm dwn thereby killing d lad ryt?
And did happened in Kebbi...d gods r watching

Romance › Re: How Long Have You Been In Your Present Relationship by makapella(op): 11:24am On Aug 12, 2017
DarkMagic:
Ha..i tap from the anointing o
She really try for u


If u no come marry the babe..me and you go get quarrel
I go find u ..and I will use u do concotion
d funny thing us dat my parents don't really like the girl cos back then,dey thought she was a major distraction for me not to concentrate in school
Romance › Re: How Long Have You Been In Your Present Relationship by makapella(op): 10:55am On Aug 12, 2017
Benita27:
10 years. shocked shocked
yea 10 whole years
Romance › Re: How Long Have You Been In Your Present Relationship by makapella(op): 10:52am On Aug 12, 2017
DarkMagic:
Alaye...10 years shocked

For a girl to b with u thick and thin..dnt u ever let her go

It is hard to see a girl that will stay for a year grin
na y I no dey carry am play oo..I fit kill for am cos she has tried for me even when I no get shi shi
Romance › How Long Have You Been In Your Present Relationship by makapella(op):
Hello nairalanders..iv been in this forum from 2008 till now and to say d least,i started dating dis gal in 2007 when I entered uni and we r still very much together..
By the special grace of God(Abasi ibom) we would be settling down soon.
Share yours lets know hw long u guys have lasted

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Jokes, Try Not To Laugh � by makapella(m): 6:14pm On Aug 11, 2017
08037672727
Politics › Re: Biafra: INEC Speaks On Calls For Secession, Election Boycott by makapella(m): 1:21pm On Jul 26, 2017
I don't know d brain washing or jazz dz Nnamdi of a guy used on Easterner's buh it baffles me...igbo ppl pls try n rem what hpnd in 1966 ooo
Pets › Re: Bike Man Carrying 8 Dogs At The Back Seat (Photo) by makapella(m): 12:51pm On Jul 26, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Most definitely Akwa-Ibom state.


Dog meat is the reason the Anangs are so rabid
you r definitely from Abia state to know so much abt d annangs
Crime › Re: Teenage Boy Almost Killed By Mob For Stabbing Friend With Bottle In Calabar.PICS by makapella(m): 10:14pm On Jul 24, 2017
ArcFrisky:
Calabar my calabar, calabar edi Obio mi!!
lemme school you...
Calabar my calabar
Calabar ediye obio mmi
Mmadat skwinik ndi oo
Skwinik ndio
Shoki ada mben mben


Thank me let's or betta still calabar ppl like it

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