₦airaland Forum

dacovajnr:
I been dey think say na better person Mention I no know say na this cretin fellow..Omo agor!

Ewu mmmmmaaaa
U dey waka follow everybody,unam

Just in case

Ye

[quote author=dacovajnr post=44519021][/quote]Whr is dz one frm?

[quote author=endtimesblog post=44518873][/quote]Il hv sense d day celebs r over hyped but die n get buried like "eka eno" d mad woman in our street

bigtt76:
Not everyone is like you and your family dear.

The most expensive casket sill ends up 6 feet below and cannot propel ones soul to Heaven

After all d media hype abt it,one would expect it to meet expectations..
Afterall,he was a celeb shei?

Very cheap coffin...Even d one we will use tomorrow for my grand dads funeral is far better off dan dz crap...mbok did pman contribute for d burial?
Quote me n hv cholera

Good for him.....mk dem kuku pursue all of dem replace dem with d sensible younger generation..
But dat kunu sipping dullard no go gree as him wan put him fulani mokopos














Modified:abeg i registered since 2008(u can check my profile) n dz is d first time im on frontpage..
Secondly,iv neva had above three likes before so pls my dear brothers n sis,join me celebrate as u shower me with likes mbok..i don dey talk every funny thing but i neva get any like before pass three




Re modified:Abasi mmudim...it has passed five likes ooo...Dz is prophetic,it means im steping into anoda dimension..
For dose thinking im crazy,iv done smthng like dz n d highest i got was 2 likes

I hv been stranded so many times n iv sold so many of ma gadgets..
But d one wey pain me pass was wen i went to visit one gal in lag n on getting there frm onitsha,her phone was switched off.

Funny thing is dat she was supposed to gv me t.p back..had to sell ma ipad for a chicken change to pay hotel n t.p....still carry olosho join

Share your experiences

kennygee:
All that girl in front has to do is sell her bag.

women n bad belle..tufiakwa oo..

Mtcheweee....shw me ur friend,il tell u who u r
Shw me a car,n il tell u d kind fuel e go drink..
Duncan mighty,see car,see u...drive am reach bayelsa mk i see u

Hips Hips Hips.......
Harry soooong

waistaa:
. Mbok I no too sabi o

meaning im nw following u

waistaa:
idi okor,idemfo?

Asong oo..mme ufollow

waistaa:
Zero page and it made FP Mbok lemme sound like a nairalander small... Dem never marry

mma inoh abadie?

Jesussssss.....i knw him in oba..call him fwesh boi
R.i.p

No be d same cloth him wear for amelica snap pischure be dz? Chai,all dz mallam n dirty dirty...tufiakwa

9airaland:
What is " chacha eke". Jesus christ!

An actress,ma fwnd n u sure look like her

Booty4me:
Covenant

Macdonald

Madonna not macdonald fool..nah fast food ni?

DeCleff:
We don't just believe anything. Take it or leave it OLUMNBA OLUMBA OBU IS THE NEW NAME OF THE FATHER, SON AND HOLY SPIRIT.

Blessings of the father...

Now Waiting for senior uncle Don jazzy(oon,chief bachelor)

IamDino:
Don't insult me please.

shut up...i will insult u n nthng will hpn..

IamDino:
She go come from Benin or Akwa Ibom.

which Akwa ibom?u must be vewi stewpid like booharry..unam ikot

I blame fashola

@gagaqueen,beauty is in d eyes of d beholder...biacth,u r freaking uglier dan ma gal..

Who d 10k help?

Who be d paw paw leave smoking mod wey carry dz kind news of 2015 wen d country was still gud n gej ma hero was bowing humbly out for d kunu sipping brainless junketing body odoured snuff sniffing mongoloid to take over n destroy our once strongest economy in Africa n bringing it to d frontpage nw?
Ban me n ul see hw d wrath of d gods of ur village go kill u...


100% Akwa Ibom/Cross River

LuveU2:
Who is she.

A biatch forming virgiin

Ezegozie:
Before I start my main story, I will like to do the first thing first, which is to recognise, respect and thank this wonderful and nice Gentleman, (walex360) who I met on Nairaland few months ago, who was of great help to me today.
Inshort, without him today, my trip to Eket would have been futile and I would have ended up being frustrated.

Now back to the main gist,
sequel to series of advice being given on this particular section of Nairaland about Job hunt and prior preparation, I decided to take the bull by the horns today by going to the most industralized part of my state of deployment, Eket.
But before my journey , I browsed for the contacts and address of the companies I intended to visit, so that everything would be easy for me.

On getting to Eket, the tune of the music changed and I started seeing what I didn't expect.
I noticed that majority of the oil servicing companies at Eket don't put any conspicuous sign post at the entrance of their office and it made it extremely difficult if not impossible to locate them.

Then, an Idea came to my mind, and I remembered this honest Gentleman I met on Nairaland who works at Eket, and fortunately for me, he was "OFF" in his work place, and he immediately gave me the address to his place and I wasted no more time branching to his area.
I must confess, he really made my trip to Eket meaningful by leaving what he was doing to follow me to so many companies which I never knew were companies because there was no sign post at their entrance.

Today, I really experienced what Job hunt is like and at a particular place, I was indirectly insulted but I took it as one of these bad sides of job hunt.
I entered the company and after explaining to the man my reason of coming, hoping that he would be of help, he started discouraging me.
He started by asking me the state I come from, which I enthusiastically told him hoping that he would perform some wonders.
He told me that he must be sincere with me, that there is no Job in Nigeria and that I should go back to my state and start farming in order to be entitled to the monthly #5000 Buhari promised.

To be sincere, I was surprised with what the man said, but I just managed to thank him and leave the environment.

Anyway to cut the story short, I managed to submit my CV in two places, and I am really hoping to hear from them before or after passing out next month.

n u hvnt paid allegiance to me yet in ma hood?guy u dey f up..hv u been to rescue point,marina,ibeno beach,bako lounge,fiz bar n d rest?

Clone2020:
I like how people always wanna tell you how to spend your money. This is a good advice but if you can afford a very good wedding, go for it. Left to me, an average wedding should cost btwn N5-7 million.

U r an e-diat...im sure u r related to bullharry
Give me 7million n il use 500k for d wedding n so invest d remaining abi we go do wedding finish go dey soak garri wen we fu*k finish?
In calabar/Akwa ibom,we r so considerate dat if u want to waste such money,its even ur church n village dat will tame u...

Mbok ndito Akwa cross as a whole,south south,Eket,Itu,oron,Akamkpa,bayside,calabar south,odukpani,ogoja,uyo,ikot ekpene,yakkur,calabar municipality,etim edet park,tropicana,five star hotel,maitama,moon shine,flour mile,mcc rd,udotungubo opp salvation army,olumba olumba obu,Bishop Emmah isong ministries,ndito plaza,jeniss,marian rd,uwanse,mount zion plssssssssss shower me with likes..

Frm nw till wen d kunu sipping brainless dullard frm daura dies in office,every hanging will be a hit back to back...