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BusinessRe: Lagos Govt To Relocate Computer Village To Kantangowa, Abule Egba by makapella(m): 6:35pm On Feb 17, 2024
Na Lafos sef..No be only Legos .Anu
EducationRe: Two Nigerian Universities Break Into Africa's Top 10 by makapella(m): 3:09pm On Feb 11, 2024
Undisputable
CrimeRe: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by makapella(m): 4:43pm On Jan 22, 2024
Helinus:
Went to a Private University, didn't experience any sort of bullying, except from school security that ensured we must go to church every Sunday and never miss any activity.

When i was serving, i happened to live in a notorious cult neighborhood.

But as a psychologist, i was using my body language to give off a deadly cultist vibes.

6ft4 height was helping me too.

So for their mind, them go dey think say I be Rugged retired number 1 grin

Confidence is key, everybody dey bleed.

Also avoiding trouble, because if e burst.. if your papa like make he be military major General, them go kpai you.. them no dey look face during war.

But personal ruggedity will ensure you don't get bullied cheaply.
Madonna university,Okija
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lets Discus Payrolls In Nigeria. What Is Your Monthly Salary? by makapella(m): 10:14pm On Jan 11, 2024
makapella:
100-800k it varies.Every day no be Christmas
Cinematographer/Actor/Content consultant
B.A Theatre Arts
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lets Discus Payrolls In Nigeria. What Is Your Monthly Salary? by makapella(m): 10:14pm On Jan 11, 2024
May God bless all our labours
CareerRe: Companies That Request For Payslip Before Employment by makapella(m): 3:25pm On Dec 14, 2023
Imagine checking your bank statement and na so so betting description full am.Otilo
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Orders Withdrawal Of Policemen From VIPs by makapella(m): 10:47pm On Nov 13, 2023
Most nairalanders don't read..
Tufiakwa
Nsa Ammi oo
FoodRe: What Do You Call This Food In Your Dialect by makapella(m): 7:26pm On Oct 24, 2023
Ata ndu ndu anem..If you try it with palm oil that has fried or fresh onions with sufficient pepper, you'll realize that heaven is here on earth.
PoliticsRe: Bribe-taking Policemen Return To Lagos Road, Extort N25,000 From Driver by makapella(m): 12:32pm On Oct 04, 2023
FalseProphet1:
Just buy a bell and keep on your dashboafd. Whenever a bribe taking policeman stops you, bring out the Bell and ring it rigorously saying, by the powers beyond beyond and the powers above above, depart thee thence from this spot.

The police would be hypnotized and go home. He'll regain his senses after 3 days. Do it and thank me later.

This I have seen.
You should be a comedian,you really should be
PoliticsRe: India To Deepen Collaboration With Nigeria On Security by makapella(m): 2:02pm On Sep 11, 2023
I weep for this country called Nigeria. See India oo, people that were literally swimming and wallowing in poverty.They picked up,dusted off whatsoever held them back and are now on top as far as Tech and health are concerned.

Then our dear Mother Africa, they can't produce sh!t.. In actual Sense,we do know how to produce hate speech, tribalistic indictments,bunkery as our refineries are DEAD. We are also specialist in producing fake Presidents, fake results (Election, academic, economic and security;as they are always on top of the situation)

One day,we will wake up to the realization that we have been sold off to one useless country and the money shared to the poorest of the poorest to alleviate the sufferings that will occure during the process of transitioning.

PoliticsRe: APC Reverses Self, Disowns Governorship Campaign Council List by makapella(m): 11:02pm On Aug 29, 2023
The fear of Dismissal
PoliticsRe: Court Jails UNIZIK Ex-Lecturer For Defamatory Comments On Facebook by makapella(m): 12:56am On Aug 23, 2023
starbuck:
He was my lecturer back then in Tansian University and he was just a cool and calm man...

People do really change 🤦‍♀️
You were in Tansian?? I was there when they were at Oba
RomanceRe: Is It Only Guys That Lose Interest After Sex? What About Girls? by makapella(m): 11:53pm On Aug 04, 2023
Purvan:
Not every girl is the same


I used to date this nerdy babe in sec school , she doesn't give af what I was even I was a jerk and became more in love with me even I left her till date btw I was the one that tore her gift wrap :-)
So many teenagers amongst us..I sha don't legit blame them..If you were born in this age and time,I'm quite sure without being hypocritical that "we" may have been attempted to think the same way.

I will not use this against you "GEN Z"; I'll not for the sake of posterity..
By 2040, I may be reminiscing on the good old days.

THESPIS IS A LEGEND, I'll tell him when I see him or not..
CelebritiesRe: 12 Big Brother Naija Housemates That Are Now Nollywood Actors And Actresses by makapella(m): 6:53pm On May 21, 2023
Where is thin tall Tony ??
RomanceRe: What's One Sex Myth You Know Is A Lie But Everyone But Everyone Seem To Believe? by makapella(m): 4:53pm On Apr 27, 2023
Damnnn
CelebritiesRe: AY: I Lost N500 Million Opening A Non-Smoking Night Club by makapella(m): 6:47pm On Mar 31, 2023
I used to think I'll never stop smoking..I stopped the day my BP got to 180/100
PoliticsRe: 2023: Akwa Ibom Governorship Elections Results From Polling Units by makapella(op): 8:00pm On Mar 18, 2023
Asutan 2
Unit 10
Ikot Obio Edim
Open Space Nung Eshiet Junction

PoliticsRe: 2023: Akwa Ibom Governorship Elections Results From Polling Units by makapella(op): 7:58pm On Mar 18, 2023
still coming in

PoliticsRe: 2023: Akwa Ibom Governorship Elections Results From Polling Units by makapella(op): 7:46pm On Mar 18, 2023
Still coming in

PoliticsRe: 2023: Akwa Ibom Governorship Elections Results From Polling Units by makapella(op): 7:28pm On Mar 18, 2023
Mkpat Enin

Politics2023: Akwa Ibom Governorship Elections Results From Polling Units by makapella(op): 6:27pm On Mar 18, 2023
Drop and snap election results from polling units in Akwa Abasi Ibom state

CelebritiesRe: Kizz Daniel Reacts To Report Of Him Not Wanting To Perform Because Of Gold Chain by makapella(m): 10:05am On Aug 10, 2022
He was high AF simple
CrimeRe: Uduak-Akpan Attempts To Escape After Death Sentence (Video) by makapella(m): 2:59pm On Aug 04, 2022
Sai.. Small thing gun weilding mocopos don dey slap person..Always looking for an opportunity to show their power.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo: We’re Proud Of Our Achievements As Government by makapella(m): 4:50am On Aug 02, 2022
Most of y'all don't fking read and that's extremely shameful.

Read, Nigerians , read
SportsRe: Sadio Mane Named African Footballer Of The Year by makapella(m): 11:05pm On Jul 21, 2022
Well deserved.. He was the best man for it.. Kudos.
Yes, the PR team did a good job too.
RomanceRe: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by makapella(m): 3:55pm On Jul 21, 2022
manuelkel:
Let me tell you a short story that happened to me and my boss at Orlu, Imo state 2020 during lockdown.
My boss and I went for Leave(Nigerian Brewery Company Amah,Enugu)
We travelled to Orlu to spend some times,we hooked up with 2ladies and headed to a hotel. My boss's room was adjacent to mine. As late as 2A.M I could hear my boss shouting and pleading for life's mercy. The whole hotel was stunt, the manager had no option but to break the door. We found my boss panting and shaking with only his boxers on. We took him down to the reception hall, he stood still and dumb for roughly 4hours.
At last he spoke to us "I tried having sex with her she refused, I didn't force her,late that night,I needed to cuddle her,I felt her skin very slippery and cold, I put on the light,it was faulty. I flashed my phone, lo and behold a huge python on bed with me, with mouth wide open. I shouted and started begging her. She confessed she was sent to get a male for another rituals of hers,but because I didn't force her for sex she said she'd not take me that I'm not a sex freak. She disappeared" the bed was wet like say na rain beat am.
Pls, this is a true life story. The girl I was with that night got arrested, she was later confirmed not knowing anything about her friend. She too was stunned that her friend was a marine spirit. I'm still in touch with her, up to date she's still not heard from her friend.

Pls, all that glitters are not Gold.
You are still in touch?? I don't see you living beyond next year if you continue in gross stupidity and I ain't our host false prophet.
PoliticsRe: Portable: I Won't Refund Money APC Paid Me To Campaign For Them, Won't Vote Them by makapella(m): 3:43pm On Jul 21, 2022
You can take a man outta the street but you can't take the street outta this man.. He can never ever ever last for a year if he continues like this.
EducationRe: Abia Poly Loses Accreditation Over Failure To Pay Staff Salaries For 30 Months by makapella(m): 8:54pm On Jul 19, 2022
Abia state is cursed with bad leaders from time immemorial
PoliticsRe: Senator Albert Bassey Akpan Dumps PDP by makapella(m): 12:56pm On Jul 15, 2022
Time for Apostle Nyenime Andy to step down.. YPP for OBA, OBA for YPP... Buh lass lass AKS na PDP state.
PoliticsRe: Kidnapped Ex-President Jonathan's Cousin, Mike Ogiasa Begs For Life (Video) by makapella(m): 9:41pm On Jul 09, 2022
This nonsense is getting too much in this country.. If you pay for the first, second and third, subsequently, more cases like this will arise.. Imagine, they have graduated to going live now without fear of being traced cos they know, nothing comot.

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