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Programming / Re: Is There Any Big Programming Companies Like Google In Nigeria?? by makavele: 5:03pm On Nov 30, 2019 |
honest advice coming in real quick . . 1. the complexity of any project shall only be determined by the engineers, the scrum masters and tech leads (whom of course were once engineers too). You could argue back and forth over it ( especially if you wanna save money ) but at the end of the day; engineers have more hindsight and will be the ones in charges . . so you get a fair pricing, at least for the not-so-greedy-ones. 2. u're gonna get trash built in the long run, cos i guarantee you there are 10 million people ready to accept 100k to have that built; and they know nothing about system designs for such apps. which brings us to 3: 3. ask whomsoever is ready to take up the project for a thorough system design and flow chart. if they've done it before, they should be able to send it in minutes, if they have not, but know their owns, send it in one day . . if they're dumb, you'll get rubbish . . even you without engineering eyes would see the through it. 4. then ask them to provide a solution that scales that design rapidly in seconds . . 5. look for a seasoned CTO to help you drill them during the negotiation or interview ( you might pay this person ) and make sure he's not gonna betray you. 6. when you're here, you would have filtered 99% of the fakes. 7. payments should be done in milestones, finish one milestone get paid . . . money is held centrally for all to see . . if the milestone is way below standard (which should not be if you followed 1 - 6 thoroughly); then eject them from the contract . . . immediately 8. or skip the hassle and look for seasoned IT firms, and be ready to budget 10m and above good luck 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Programming / Re: Github by makavele: 10:55am On Nov 29, 2019 |
Ausrichie: This helps a lot: https://git-scm.com/docs/user-manual |
Programming / Re: Github by makavele: 4:37am On Nov 29, 2019 |
Ausrichie: For now, those are enough. But when working in a team, then you,ll see the other side of git wey go show u pepper e.g git rebase, git bisect, git fetch, git stash, git reset, git commit --amend, git log, git diff, etc if you have time and a few MB for a video call, I can take you on a round trip in Git to kickstart and build your confidence. |
Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by makavele: 3:47am On Nov 29, 2019 |
Ausrichie: LOL .. well for one, the question was typed in English Language and two; there were more at least 4 clues on how to proceed with the question; three: i was supposedly going head to head with the "king of js" i assumed and four: why would someone spend up to 10 minutes browsing LeetCode questions; looking for a very tough one the same one, he cannot solve till this world ends (and how do I know that, cos in his pasted answer, he uses setInterval; instead of setTimeout (and guess what setTimeout is still wrong) . . if he doesn't know the fundamentals of js, why go and pick a medium diff question. The same LeetCode i'v been paying premium $35 every month for God knows hw long . . Amazing . . . The moment i saw the que, i hissed and banned him . . . because I knew he was gonna copy the answers and paste to me; albeit edited . . and it makes no sense . . If you solve a spiral matrix question; yet you don't know jack shit about async workers; or the difference between setInterval and setTimeout (or when to use each) then that's foul play . . . It like you claiming to be have a cure for HIV and you don't know that Vitamin C is aka "ascorbic acid" The 5 stages of grief . . He's in stage 1: DENIAL. It will soon be over, let's wait it out . . . 1 Like |
Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by makavele: 3:38am On Nov 29, 2019 |
Ausrichie:
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Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by makavele: 3:09am On Nov 29, 2019 |
Adios amigos. You've been ignored for life !!!
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Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by makavele: 3:08am On Nov 29, 2019 |
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Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by makavele: 3:07am On Nov 29, 2019 |
Bonatheripper: Dont argue, I'll paste screenshots here . . then Nairalanders will tell if you it was a 2mins que or not, even bumped it to 6 minutes and then 10 mins . . yet you paste that crap . . . You better find a way to delete that crap you posted . . The internet never forgets . . . I should have know better . . I blame myself for stooping so low . . . Bleep it, am outta here. This is the last response you'll get. I know your type now . . |
Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by makavele: 2:58am On Nov 29, 2019 |
Bonatheripper: I believe that's your answer to this question below
Chisos !!!!
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Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by makavele: 2:57am On Nov 29, 2019 |
Bonatheripper: Wait for screenshots . . . . You took so long; went to LeetCode (https://leetcode.com/problems/spiral-matrix/) ; pasted a medium difficulty question and expect me to solve in 2 mins eh? Go through the submissions and tell me if that's a 2mins que . . When I typed my own questions off my head and gave you 10 freaking minutes . . .and they were Easy diffuculty questions . . 1 Like |
Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by makavele: 2:03am On Nov 29, 2019 |
Bonatheripper: You just added the word "shut up" to your vocabulary repertoire Amazing . . . |
Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by makavele: 1:56am On Nov 29, 2019 |
Did my previous comment fly over your head? Of course, I expected it . . . Sounds like French yea? Do you have any idea what "regression is" Oya Google it and say something stupid below me as usual And no; I will not post an uncensored screenie; cry all you want !!! |
Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by makavele: 1:47am On Nov 29, 2019 |
Bonatheripper: Yes I will . . Maybe you should read what the history is all about ? I'll help . . if I have a history of 800+ commits a month and you have 10? What does it say? I did 800 commits that were merged into production and of course, these commits must have been reviewed in their respective PRs by the Tech Lead or CTO (where applicable); corrected , revised, refactored, reengineered and then merged . . . If I do the same thing 800 times in a month and you do it 10 times? Who's gonna be more perfect at it? By the way if yo don't use Version Control of any kind? How do you automate your workflow; deal with regression? Revert to a previous version (in the case of gross regression) or even work with a pipeline? Or work in a distributed team ? I need answers, seriously this time. No jokes. p.s.: it's you who has refused to install Telegram for your "algorithm challenge". Everybody is online and waiting cos I specifically asked them to. |
Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by makavele: 1:38am On Nov 29, 2019 |
WTF is when I was starting out . . Please a snapshot of your current repo . . . And I wanna see contribution history The moment I hear somebody say .. "i dont take pride in github" . . then i'm done for the day . . . |
Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by makavele: 1:33am On Nov 29, 2019 |
Bonatheripper: Okay, sire. I'll just admit that it was Photoshopped to make the bloody idiat happy . . . Could you , sire, do us the honours of posting your UN-photoshopped one, let's see what it looks like ? I dare you, double dare you, triple dare you . . quadruple dare you . . Oya reply once again with an idiotic comment. This is euphoric |
Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by makavele: 1:29am On Nov 29, 2019 |
Bonatheripper: Some mothers do have 'em !!! Cant you see "EDIT PROFILE" . . . Foolish troll . . Oya reply and say another useless thang as usual ! |
Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by makavele: 1:24am On Nov 29, 2019 |
Interesting . . I'll indulge once again, cos once again; I am bored. Too much Netflix kills, so lemme kill time here . . . We waiting so please install telegram asap . . . Feed on these for now' or better still; send a snapshot of yours for comparison. Oya reply n say something senseless as usual !
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Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by makavele: 1:04am On Nov 29, 2019 |
Bonatheripper: Please remind me; how old are you again? I need to confirm something urgently . . . I'm kinda bored; so I'll indulge you. Whenever my replies ain't forthcoming; just know I was busy with work and was not in the mood to condescend. Offline businesses? I have two . . Web apps: I can't count Personal websites: Two (one for each business model) Now, tell me what difference has this information made ? |
Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by makavele: 12:40am On Nov 29, 2019 |
Bonatheripper: p.s.: you've been invited; get telegram to init beware, audience is 300+ . . . so come packed with the heat like Al Pacino |
Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by makavele: 10:36pm On Nov 28, 2019 |
Bonatheripper: Time? Date? Venue? |
Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by makavele: 8:23pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
Bonatheripper: Continue. . . . |
Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by makavele: 12:42pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
Bonatheripper: If all developers look like you (below) ; I'd gladly switch professions . . . Joker !!! 1 Like
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Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by makavele: 12:30pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
SmartyPants: He said he's going to perfect HTML in 6 weeks . . I really wish . . . I cringe whenever I heard words like "perfect", "master", "guru" . . . they are mostly marketing gimmicks . . . if anybody calls themselves "any of these"; then 99% of the time, they ain't . . . |
Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by makavele: 1:42pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
^ Beware 6 Likes |
Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by makavele: 3:00pm On Nov 23, 2019 |
Richnero99: Lucky you . . some schools charge well over 6 million naira for the same thing, he's charging 80k for Use your tongue to count your teeth . . . 12 Likes 4 Shares |
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by makavele: 2:18pm On Nov 23, 2019 |
Programming / Re: Programming Jobs by makavele: 1:32pm On Nov 23, 2019 |
FInally mastered C++ Okay, I'm coming with an algorithm challenge to be solved using C++ 1 Like |
Programming / Re: Hello by makavele: 1:04pm On Nov 23, 2019 |
Let me help settle the fight . . . Both of you should drop your version control links and/or portfolios Then a decision will be reached. By the way, what zclass said initially was right, albeit in a harsh way . . . |
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