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Martinez39:
Some stupid questions can bring you back from the dead.

I doff ma hat

chenzen:
be virtuous


independent


dedicated to purpose.


homely.


be a good listener.


be productive and resourceful


problem solving skills.


multi-tasking abilities.


be a good chef.


be reserved yet sociable.


prayerful.


be a keeper.

be a team player.

ability to work efficiently under pressure. (handling frigidity)

perfect CV

DaddySimple:
I came across an argument somewhere and it was really funny to hear what some people were saying about it so I have decided to share it here also.

When a lady is 23 years of age and she can't cook, is she to be blamed or is her mother to be blamed?

I am just curious to hear what people have to say about this issue.

Any woman that can cook very well would never defend the ones that doesn't

It's really calls for great concern nowadays. Chances r that u might not get a decent food in the so called restaurant often. Things won't just stop from getting bad to worse in Nigeria[color=#000099][/color]

Martinez39:
If I can add it, what is her usefulness? Let her make herself useful by adding it. I can get the pussy anywhere.

nigga u should be dead by now

uuzba:
have the free sex now and pay for fornication in eternal life.

first of all remove the log in your eye

Raydos:
Some people will just be Fine and fresh anyhow!

Why am I so different?? Is it not the same God that created us? Why am I so ugly?

Ugliness don finish my career!!

But are we not created in God's image?

Ijaycool:
Hmmm so no one marry because of free sex

sex is always free except for the the ones that allow themselves to be scammed

lenghtinny:
From the list, Samuel Eto'o Fils is the undisputed champion mehn.

Forget Weah world player of the year award.

do you think we have more talent now than then?

AlexReports:
Queen of Aso Nigeria 2019 set to hold in Abuja


The 14th Edition Queen of Aso Nigeria beauty Pageant 2019 set to hold in Abuja on Friday 23rd August 2019 at NAF Conference Centre Abuja .The Prestigious annual pageant will be trilling the audience to yet another time of promoting the cultural heritage of Nigeria .

The Queen of Aso beauty pageant which started since 2005, is designed to promote the cultural heritage and tourism value of Nigeria. Aso means victory in Gbagyi dialect.

Aso Rock is the largest of the rock outcrops within the Abuja metropolis with an altitude of about 936 meters above sea level and dominating the landscape of the F.C.T. and overlooking offices like National Assembly, the Supreme Court and the Presidential Villa which represents the three Arms of Government in Nigeria. Queen of ASO NIGERIA is the ambassador of Culture and tourism in Nigeria.

This year event will be unique because it will feature 20 Beautiful Queens representing various states in Nigeria and they will be involve in showcasing the cultural heritage of the states they are representing ,also Aso Excellence Award 2019 will be presented to 15 distinguished Nigerians during the event to appreciate their successes and dedication to the services of the Nation .

The winner of the pageant will be representing Nigeria in Miss Cosmo World Beauty Pageant in Malaysia later in the year while the Runner up will go to Miss Journalism World pageant in Tanzania.

The event is supported by various organizations like AIT, NTA,D Lush Beauty Palour ,Studio 24, Ojuelegba Restaurant,Volcano Peak Hotel,Tonaz, A-Z Couture, Signature by Deola,Avada Couture,Grand Cubana,Vugo 24, Lit Suites And Alex Report.

The Event is Organized by Aso Multi Media Abuja


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mveVcD3KP5c

Are those their nikenames?

MissRaine69:
It’s a joke ....not looking for a lesson in reproduction
You are just like the other guy harping on about that matter.

u don't need to compare me

Spaxon:
Nka ufok nwed ke Illinois.....

Afo aba ke USA?

RAPE AND PROSTITUTE ARE TWO WORDS THAT DOESN'T AGREE WITH ONE ANOTHER

GMan650:
We are getting closer to that time when 7 ladies will be chasing one guy.


Patiently waiting...

I DEY YA BACK LIKE ECZEMA

sotall:
Very patriotic man....still on his green colors

for were? He is using it to solicit for support

Uyi168:
..
The English is not bad..

u mean "A bullet of Sars" not bad?

faithfull18:
Nice one, love is blind.

and the groom is an epitome of love

The punisher!

MissRaine69:
It’s a joke ....not looking for a lesson in reproduction
You are just like the other guy harping on about that matter.

don't u have a better way to address it?

MissRaine69:
Same father
four sets of triplets, three sets of quadruplets, six sets twins and a number of single births.
The man has Avenger sperm......

It's during cell division that numbers r determined not the potency of sperm. U r funny though...winks

How come we hardly see women with firm breasts nowadays

Mk93:
The good ones who got out because of abusive partner are not on social media spreading hate. They have a good heart and they are likely to move on easily with peace of mind knowing that they gave their best and God will also bless them.
These ones on social media seeking attention and justification for their stupidity deserve all the bashing coming their way

u deserve an Oscar!

Spaxon:
iya
nke bi sem so ndien?

Ayaya abogho. Mbok afo aba ke mmo? Eka mi aba ke Eket k'ini ami mbagha ke Ibadan

NobleAngell:
You picked the wrong person Reno, and today your ranting cup just got filled. Tonto will waste no time emptying it for you. Can't wait for her clap back. Let me quickly order pizza and cold coke.

u go fit finish am

JasonScoolari:
LMFAO.

So the rotten vulture barbecue business man is from Benue.

U mean say na Tiv man..hmm

Printerscanner:
Two idiots fuccking one fool.

Naaa..take it back. A living legend is never a fool!

StarUp:
Tuface caused this...

wetin baba do wey bad?

martphreak:
lol...is it the green leaf soup called ewedu that is well prepared?

even on that, the preparation is poo as well

martphreak:
Afonja with food eh...not your faults sha...food is a scarce commodity down there... Such a greed cannot happen in Benue where food is abundant

but the preparation is poor

gypsey:
I am also a witch.

I bet u won't make such a declaration if you residents in my state either joke or not

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