₦airaland Forum

Iyaebe:
I hate him,even all his gra gra no hit song

you said 2pac no get hit song, abeg ds one no no anytin wat of dear mama, me against the world, bredal got a baby, hit em up abeg guy pack well

benjackugo:
A man has taken to Facebook to celebrate after his Canadian lover accepted his marriage proposal in Delta State, IGBERETV reports.

Announcing his engagement with the love of his life, the man revealed that she travelled all the way from Canada to give him a resounding YES.

The excited man shared several photos of the romantic moment of himself and his foreign lover. The woman who was also excited flaunted her engagement ring in the photo.

Captioning the post, he wrote:



https://mobile.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100071706930287

heyya dey don jazz ds one

Village people on the beat.....boggyman abeg come borrow ds person your KALA

Ds man cannot make heaven see that fine pikin, ds man should die by firing squad

etokhana:
https://dailytrust.com/breaking-aisha-buhari-backs-calls-for-public-execution-of-hanifas-proprietor

....ending with #IGP & #AGF

OP na the first time wey buhari family go talk better thing

mymadam:
Is this (wo)man alright? Just asking

mistake you we say is ds man alright

Omooba77:
Not sure Covid19 will not fight back......

Arsenal's final preparations for the Premier League clash against Burnley are complete.

The Gunners go into the game on Sunday afternoon still looking for their first win of 2022 after losing three of their last four outings across different competitions against Manchester City, Nottingham Forest and Liverpool.


Victory over Sean Dyche's side could see Arsenal finish the weekend in fourth place in the Premier League table, but that is dependent on results from elsewhere going in their favour.

But the Gunners can only focus on themselves right now and what's important is to bounce back from crashing out of both domestic competitions before the end of January.

arsenal football club cant not make heaven i swear they just spoil my ticket

oloriooko:
this is a very wicked sorry that should not have come out of his filthy mouth
u terminated such a beautiful girl's life and you saying sorry? Sorry kee you there
he should face firing squad life sentence will not suffice, in fact your family should be executed too
oloshi oloriburuku omo ale

guy GOD go bless you firing squad or death by hanging out of the two which one fast cos that man must die

Onuoha1234:
A wicked creature. Put him in jail .for life. That is the least punishment.. Nigerians have gone bestial as if killing is ping-pong.

guy me and you go fight, why u go talk say me them put am for jail. Op na death by hanging sharperly that man would never make heaven (AMEN)

Kriss216:
He should be pardoned if his Sorry will bring back the little give alive...if not, he should be grilled alive and dished to the dogs immediately.

true talk

Landmack:
Fear online vendors o

This is very painful

o boy ds your shoe na canoe

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram


I get BALD HAIR



oya Make Una de COME




I don LOAD my KALA wit enough BULLET




Plenty plenty left leg go soon REACH GROUND




plenty plenty BLOKOS go soon REACH GROUND



plenty plenty left YANNSH go soon REACH GROUND




Na to de BLAST BLAST anything BLASTABLE



over BLAST BLAST der BLOKOS



BLAST BLAST BLAST BLAST BLAST der right YANNS



make I LITE UP WEED




WTF MAN

boogyman you knw i like you so much dont let weed kill you, smokers are aliable to die young

Omicron007:
I want to see Slawormiir and Boogyman557's internal organs.


Weed must have made them black

You said what, boogyman internal organ go don turn 2 chacoal factory

Realchairmann:
This is kinda confusing to me. I've been married to my beloveth wife for 11 years and counting. God has blessed us with three kids of ten, four and a year old. We are having a wonderful Union and time of our lifes.

For sometime now, I've been nurturing the idea of relocating abroad. My wife has BSc and MSc in Microbiology but has been jobless since she concluded her NYSC the year we got married. I'm ready to sponsor her for PHD to any country of her choice to pave way for I and the kids to follow later.

However, she has turned me down whenever I brought up the issue. Her response is always tied around the bond we share and that she can't just leave her kids and travel abroad.

I have a good paying job but I really want her to explore her potentials too. She's a very good wife and an excellent mother but I'm confused why she's skeptical about leaving this Country.

Or am I the one taking too much risk?

i think your wife love buhari very much

Foreverdope:
The funny moment a traditional masquerade reacted and screamed the name of Jesus in fear after seeing a dog, was captured on tape.

The masquerade had arrived at a house to hail its occupants, unknown that there was a dog nearby.

As soon as he saw the dog and heard it bark, he screamed Jesus Christ and quickly went to a corner to stay.

Some men could be heard laughing while others tried to make the animal to stop barking.

All the while different activities were taking place in the video, the masquerade never moved from the spot as he stood in shock and speechlessness.

Watch video HERE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8mNe7xtpsE

so masquerade knw jesus na waoo, MUMMY G O were you dey

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram


my spec Na...



Na girl wey de BLA WEED and she go Sabi ROLL WEED bcus sometimes na ROLLING of WEED de tire Me bcus I de KUSH about 15 to 25 WEED per day, depend on my PARA MOOD..



not to 4get




she go Sabi LOAD BULLET 4 KALA..


so as I de BLAST JUNZIN MANCHIS left legs wit my OLD KALA, she go de LOAD BULLET 4 my new KALA..



WTF MAN

i don knw say na boogyman since i don see KALA OP na that KALA go kill you if u dont stop all ds nonse abeg na new year we dey

Abasiokpon:
no and yes on conditions

Op i pray you never leave 2 regret your action

Abasiokpon:
i no wan relationship again

Are you seeing someone else?

SEXONLY:
You should stop doing what will make her flogging you Respect your madam and be a good boy.

op you are mad is that the only thing you could say to him, do u pray that your wife should be you because you did not respect ur wife so the guy dserve beating abi erepe eleyi o gbadu

Abasiokpon:
Please nairalanders
ADVICE ABEG
i have this girl dat i think i was really in love with.
i have known her for sometime now, i know she loves me because she kept telling me her top secrets.
i loved her until sunday when i thought i have had enough of the relationship and decided to quit.
Currently, i've blacklisted her number since sunday and she has kept on calling till today.
i just want to quit the relationship without hurting her please how wil i do

you are a confused human being, you love her and you blacklist her for what.

Guy you wicked you dey drill the innocent girl and you knw want her 2 get belle 4 u abi, then stop drilling the innocent girl

BadNews:
Nigerian human rights activist, Comrade Israel Joe, on Wednesday, January 12, 2022, narrated how he recently found out about the death of a University of Port Harcourt student he used to counsel.

It was gathered by , that the young model identified as Vera Grand, died in a motor accident last October, few days after her birthday.

According to Comrade Joe, during their first meeting in 2019 at Effurun, Delta State, the deceased told him that she had been struggling with thoughts of her death.

Read His Post As Obtained By Below:



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=5427139400646222&id=100000506465440

with bad news they are 5 and 6

Islie:
Buhari's Regime Deactivates Sowore’s National ID Card, Permanent Voter Card, International Passport, Gives No Reason For Action

The documents deactivated include the activist’s national identity card, permanent voter card, international passport and driver license.


http://saharareporters.com/2022/01/12/breaking-buharis-regime-deactivates-sowore%E2%80%99s-national-id-card-permanent-voter-card

i can bet my ball the only person that can save nigeria is Mummy G O

Can someone help me ask Mummy G O were is that lady going to heaven or hell fire

Mylordmygod1:
Hello nairalanders...

i got my girfriend pregnant since september, and it really got me crazy..

when it was 2 months, we tried to abort it, and so we met a chemist who gave her drugs and injection, he told us that the blood we rush out, but it did rush out just small and stopped.. So it did not work even after i paid him 8k..

now, we are about to carry out D & C abortion tomorow, but she keep saying she is scared.. Even me, i'm scared too..

i don't know what to do..

please, don't feel bad reading this, i only need advice on this, it is a wrong move but my mind is already made up to do it..

how i wish i can just allow her to birth it..

though, one of my mind is still telling me to keep it, but how can i be able to take care of her and the baby?

And she is just my side girlfriend, not my real babe..
pray for me nairalanders, i need strenght this moment to take the right decision..

madam dont let mummy G O hear about ds ooo

Landmack:
A lady with the Twitter handle as papayaex got so many tongues wagging and filled with rage on the social platform for releasing a controversial shoot of the crucifix and the image of Mary on a waist belt for clout.
The question is...can a Christian try this with the other religion without a wildfire of violence spreading round the country?

People shouldn’t wake up and think of crossing the red line with nonsense clout.

let mummy G O catch you hell fire straight

References:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/504815-exclusive-strike-lagos-nurses-walk-out-on-commissioners-others.html

so you nurse walkout on commissioner you are joking with hell fire

Olumaeme:
Someone called you for a hangout and a relationship with someone that have been fruitful is now in danger? I mean is that how people fall in love?

bro i tire o that guy is a confuse man, na him type dey cum nairaland dey lament

You are a confuse man, you dont knw what you want

eeewise:
Got a call from a friend who is 23 without much family support (orphans) that she ran some tests and is a month pregnant.
She needs advice on what to do?
She has little or no family support system to cater for a child

So thinking of termination of pregnancy but naive on how to go about it

Any suggestions on what to do exactly

so she knw that she does not have family before she engage herself in pre-marital sex abi abeg oyo lowa

Op before you guy meet dont you knw her character? because if u do u wont av fallen into ds trap. Talk 2 her i blieve she we change, cos change is constant