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Romance / Re: Jean Michel, French Sex Tourist: Slept With 1400 African Ladies, Impregnated 600 by malache(m): 2:10pm On Feb 22, 2018
naija girls c ur life outside.nw tell me if sex dolls no better pass Una?

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Crime / Re: Man Kills Friend Over N1000 Note They Saw On The Ground In Lagos. Graphic Photo by malache(m): 10:28am On Feb 21, 2018
who is going to spend d money nw? stupid pple
Crime / Re: Man Kills Friend Over N1000 Note They Saw On The Ground In Lagos. Graphic Photo by malache(m): 10:28am On Feb 21, 2018
who is going to spend d money nw? stupid pple
Celebrities / Re: 'How Chukwuka Emelionwu Kasvid Discovered Us' - Aki And Pawpaw by malache(m): 9:27am On Feb 17, 2018
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Romance / Re: Mention A Nairalander You'll Love To Spend One Week With Here(Photo) by malache(m): 11:23am On Jan 30, 2018
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Romance / Re: How To Get Hard And Sustainable Erection Anytime You Want It by malache(m): 11:15am On Jan 30, 2018
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Politics / Re: PDP Will Defeat Buhari Or Any APC Presidential Candidate In 2019 - Markarfi by malache(m): 12:25pm On Jan 23, 2018
no Nigerian with his or her right senses with vote for any of d party
Celebrities / Re: Sharon Nwogbo Wears A Completely See-Through Bodysuit by malache(m): 4:26pm On Jan 14, 2018
I don't like this at all.person way get d breast no cover am.y u dey help her?
Romance / Re: My Fiancée Isn't A Wife Material, Please Help. by malache(m): 2:57am On Dec 05, 2017
u must be d reason y she wakes up late.reduce d way u hammer her.
Health / Re: Blood In Semen, Please Help by malache(m): 6:09am On Nov 17, 2017
buy amoxil u will thank me later.what u have is hematospermia
Health / Re: Blood Mixed Up With Sperm by malache(m): 12:10pm On Oct 29, 2017
eezeribe:

Hematospermia.... You know exactly what to do.
pls I don't that is y am here.pls tell me
Health / Blood Mixed Up With Sperm by malache(m): 11:19am On Oct 29, 2017
please I need medical advice.this morning I saw blood mixed up with my sperm.pls any doctor in the house?
Romance / Re: Is My Neighbor Pretending Or She's Not In Love? by malache(m): 7:10am On Oct 29, 2017
ThatCEO:
You shd hv fukked (not rape o) a long time ago but maybe it's a good thing.

But I have a question:
Why is the brain of most guys wired to the fact that they only want to befriend a girl in their exact compound or neighborhood? You destiny should not lie in that compound. I guess the problem is they r just thinking any d immediate fucking n not about the future.

I wonder why guys only want be playing the same game week in week out when they can be rotating opponents every week.

The type of relationship could choke you n you can't host a match in your own house again cos she got many spies on you.

Don't talk about love with her o, you can eat this cake n still have it back. She's a cheap girl.

Stop the kisses, kissing is not want you want. You should hv upgraded to smooches anyway.

Create a competition whether real or virtual. No sensible girl will agree to date or fukk u unless something is at stake. Dress well n neat. Go out more, staying at home reduces ur value. Invite a random girl over even if she is not beautiful.

Guy. Go n buy original coconut oil n invite the girl for a life changing full body massage grin
my brother,if u can preach d word of God like this.the world could have been a better place to stay
Romance / Re: I Can't Believe My Fiancée Can Cheat On Me by malache(m): 11:38am On Sep 19, 2017
my guy Ur story is d same thing with mine I swear.what I did is I make her my best friend and I started f**king best friend.let me make something clear to you if you marry d girl Ur landlord f**k her Ur neighbour will turn her to his sex object.
Romance / Re: Help! My Girlfriend Has Been Acting Strange Lately by malache(m): 11:04pm On Sep 08, 2017
guy it happen to me too.someone else has taken ur position.leave her after d guy is done with her she will come back begging

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Religion / Re: Reverend Sister Visits Village In Niger State Where Women Go Topless. Photos by malache(m): 3:17pm On Sep 07, 2017
oga o.when d owner of d breast no cover am,na u come dey help dem cover am.u will just dey make person vex for afternoon
Car Talk / Re: Where Is The Worst Place Your Car Has Ever Broken Down? by malache(m): 7:34am On Jul 05, 2017
on third mainland bridge very early on Monday morning
Celebrities / Re: Tinubu Gave $30,000 For Moji Olaiya’s Burial by malache(m): 1:49pm On May 24, 2017
wait sebi she had a husband.And d man is rich too
Career / Re: I Caught My Boss Pants Down With The Organization's Secretary by malache(m): 2:55pm On Mar 24, 2017
my guy u did d right thing.bicos d two will b looking for a way to move u out of that company.keep d video bicos u will need it on judgement day
Religion / Re: Pastor Andrew Ejimadu Prays 'Money Into His Followers' Accounts. PICS by malache(m): 1:50pm On Mar 23, 2017
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Business / Re: Ifeanyi Ubah's Car Gift To Ikechukwu Emeka Onyia's Wife (Photos) by malache(m): 8:23pm On Dec 27, 2016
kilode100:



Are you kidding me?? A man buys A car for another man's wife and you find nothing wrong with it??


My Boss before I married him, used to do the same thing , till my husband found out and drove out and I drugged my boss to the registry and married him....


I have seen such things before and this is no different!!
so if ur husband didn't find out na so u and ur boss go dey yansh una sef dey go.u sef bad o

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Crime / Re: Pregnant Woman Raped By Lagos Pastor⁠ Delivers Twins (photos) by malache(m): 6:22pm On Dec 15, 2016
guys let look it in another way.for a man to rape a pregnant woman it hard o.maybe what d pastor is saying it truth.maybe na d pastor get d pinkin sef
Education / Re: JAMB Officially Release CBT Registration 2017/18 Form - See Requirements by malache(m): 8:16am On Dec 13, 2016
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Strictly For July Guys And Ladies by malache(m): 5:59pm On Jun 09, 2013
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Bbm Pin Exchange by malache(m): 6:45am On Jun 08, 2013
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Sports / Re: Joe Ighile Of Channels TV Is Dead by malache(m): 5:17pm On Feb 10, 2013
RIP.God have mercy with d rest of us
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: BBM Chat Hook-ups: Get Pins by malache(m): 10:18am On Oct 28, 2012
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Blackberry Pin Exchange (bb Pin) by malache(m): 9:58am On Oct 24, 2012
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Bbm Pin Exchange by malache(m): 10:51pm On Oct 23, 2012
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