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the guy above me sha.. you know I'm a virgin and you are leaving this kinda question for me to answer.. the guy below, abeg help me out..

Twizzy30:
one of laspotech former ICT staff. He iS a PT student now HND2.

*he was. the man don die na

krissconnect:
I have a dig bick. You that read wrong. You read that wrong too.

savage

dirtyslap:
So today a girl posted on Facebook that she'd host
her birthday party and ugly people re not allowed!!!
The first comment was 'how will U host a Birthday
party U won't attend That was cruel

link please.. I wanna Mock her

ostirich:
my brother you haven't seen anytin yet. once dated a girl in school. I had to always boil water for her to bath evrytim she comes around bcs she always gives me this reason of feeling cold nd no strength to go bath. now what I don't get is this. was I boiling tht water for her bcs I love her or bcs I dnt want to sleep on the same bed wit a woman tht skipped bath tht night? wht if she was my wife. will I continue doing tht for her? meeeeeen a whole lot of wht if

and she called herself a student.. that one must be straight outta gutter..
there was this one I was trying to lay.. after devising means, once I see her and perceive that odour, my morale dies.. I can't sleep with this one..

orimsamsam:
Mikel obi. I just love dis guy. Very humble and gentle

mikel humble?
you didn't hear what he did to 2face..

AnonyNymous:
Ohh
It depends on the mood lol. Sometimes I don't at all but sometimes I'm really active especially when the loneliness starts feeding on me

I only do that shiit when I watch porn.. I can go weeks or month without it.. but once I set my eyes on any adult material.. I start wsnnking..

AnonyNymous:
Do I want what?

I mean self-service.. thunder fire auto correction..

aaronson:
so if you claim to know which I claim to not know, let's do this.

Viewing Nigeria from a political landscape, Tinubu, Ameachi and Buhari.

Pick out 2 people which are the most Intelligent and the most smartest amongst them.

tinubu is the smartest.. amaechi the most intelligent.. and buhari the dumbest..

AnonyNymous:
Hmm Am I a
Boring person, yes
Loner, yes
Geek, yes
self-servicer, yes
But I don't feel I'm superior to anyone. Its quite the opposite. I prefer to just stay in my shell and comment on forums online anonymously
And, I'm not really excited about life

how many times do you want in a day?

[quote author=Chiamaka321 post=50003129][/quote]nobody was born that way.. but due bad lifestyle and recklessness,it then occurred..

LabiaDestroyerr:
Lol yea, its a 512 ram device

itel need to stop that bullshiit. m

Chiamaka321:
Is fat or big bellied the worst thing a human being can be?is fat more than being vindictive, jealous,wicked,shallow,vain,boring,evil or cruel?,when you judge a woman by her appearance, it doesn't define her,It Defines You.
I am not slim and I do not have a flat stomach and that does not make me any less beautiful.quit bodyshaming.#my one kobo#

Chi babe, nobody is body shaming you.. it's for your own good o.. but you won't understand..

I can bet my 12 inches black mamba that the itel is 512ram.. crappy phone..

JackieMay:
quit body shaming biko. one man's meat is another man's poison. if you dont like it, then ignore it. its none of your business. and it's people like you that have pot belly, looking for a girl with flat tummy. be finding o

lol.. guess you're comfortable with it.. ride on

DTOBS:
"after the broke of leg"? Like seriously

you go fear English na

bythat ab0ki wan use jealousy break em leg.. ndi awusa

Piercedclit1:
So true. I'm lucky I've got fat in the right places. So what say you about pot bellied men and small dick? Are men not supposed to be trim and fit and gather all the fat in the dick?
I cannot accommodate one tooth pick with this sexy body. He's gat to be sexy too

lol. everyone, irrespective of sex should look healthy and fit. but hey, you girls are not trying at all.. fat tummy, flappy arms, and gosh! it's too much..

favourmic:
Then stop the trash

what trash girl? you're the only one complaining here.. I'm sorry if you got a fat tummy

mhisbliss:
have you seen mine? I guess am not Nigerian afterall maybe I'm Martian

I didn't say all Nigerian girls..

Ifakiland:
Yea bro...a lot of present day married women do it especially on weekends....dey smell like unwashed armpits...I wonder how Deir hubbys feels or copes!

no wonder their husbands cheat on them with younger girls.. they can't stand the dirty armpits any longer

favourmic:
Show us your mom and anty pics before talking trash better find something to do

you shouldn't have involved my mum into this..

sisisioge:
Hmmm...I'm afraid of plenty things.

I'm afraid he might turn out to be a vampire. A wife beater, a selfish azzzhole...

I'm afraid of divorce. It's very very important I get it right. For very personal reason, divorce is actually to be avoided like a plague. I most likely would just rather the guy don't turn push to shove for me. He should biko not let that hit our table.

I'm afraid of plenty house chores. The guy shouldn't turn me to his maid biko...I can't do all those darn chores alone!

I'm afraid of us falling out of love. Jeez! I'm a cat, I'm the all-over-the-guy kinda girl. I can't imagine being with someone I don't wanna hug a 100times a day. Omg! KO le work mehn!

I'm afraid he might cheat on me...if he does and I know. Whew, guy don kill me be that.

I'm afraid of not having kids...I love em lil people like kilode. The small noses, small hands, big hearts, beautiful eyes...omg! I must have them! I think I would die if I don't get them. My fertility isn't questionable o, I'm just saying. Plus thank God for fertility treatment!

I'm afraid of growing old alone. I'm afraid the guy might decide not to be my friend anymore in our sixties. What if my bobo doesn't wanna be my friend any more? What if what if?

Oh, I'm afraid he might become so bossy and treat me like he's my ancestor. Yeah we know he's the boss but pls, what if the guy demotes me from the second in command position to God knows where?

What if he stops listening to me...

What if his mom gives me hell...

What if he decides to disrespect my family...

What if what if what if he just turn out to be an SOB! After all, naa man I wan marry.

I have fallen in love with you already for this.. lol. but seriously you should not be afraid of these things.. whatever you see you tackle it.. enjoy your life girl..

Ifakiland:
Am actually scared of marrying the wrong woman. Cos gals av a way of changing after wedding, d angelic make up filled face turns into a pimples colony early in d mrn in bed with u....den she starts getting fat, skipping baths, nagging, etc.
I'm also scared am gonna cheat on my wife...if she stops been d gal I fell in love with after wedding!

did you say skipping baths.. I will just stop sleeping with her..

makydebbie:
so guys with pot belly are sexy

no no.. but it's allowed..

Ginaz:
Men with big tummies kno? I hate big stomach on a guy, no matter the dough he has.

that's how nature made it. men are allowed to have pot belly.. what matters is dough.. and no girl will say no to a stinkly rich pot bellied MAN

AyamBlaze:
OP, the title of this post shoulda been 'akwa ibom girls and big tummy'. Those girls be moving around with big tummies like they swallowed a calabash

I heard them girls eat like cow.. I'm not surprised. you don't go around fire and expect not to sweat.

kajoula:
OP, BIA OO......DO YOU LIVE IN IBADAN ?

THATS THE ONLY PLACE WHERE I SEE LADIES GALLIVANTING WITH BIG TUMMY

nwanne mmadu.. it's everywhere.. here in onitsha it's something else.. female teenagers are not left out..

Aderola15:
Aso Rock

I'm on my way

Aderola15:
Malayy Sweerie, warris Eba

you not a Nigerian? it's garri..