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all I ask is for God to give me someone like my mum as a wife.. if my future wife tries that shiit with Me, I will panel beat her.. then send her packing..

CONFAMA:
am guessing your mum needs a diaper change right now.


am talking about this pooo.

https://www.nairaland.com/3293480/faeces-litter-ogbete-market-enugu


Go and clean it up...

ugly face.. charity begins at home. renovate your house first. get rid of those brown roof. then we can talk..

CONFAMA:
if you know say na your papa born you, show your face....but am sure you won't because you no know your papa and your mom conceived and and sold you out in a baby factory just about the time she was retiring from her ashewo work.

what's this gibberish?
please who understood this edoit?

dadabashua1:
this is one of the things Nigeria is known for.. it generates income as a tourist center... yet tribal bigot have messed the thread.... show us what your village or state or town also have that will help also to put Nigeria on the map... not to be making noise.. Nigerians major set back is tribalism before corruption.

I can still sight brown roof..

vicadex07:
And so? Have you finished packing all the poo in ogbete market at Enugu?

see your ugly two layer face.. no wonder you are this bittered.. poor soul..

CONFAMA:
coffin head, are you trying to deny your bloodas in Enugu? Its the same igbotic blood flowing in you. Go and help them pack there shit and be a good brother.

what poo, eh this ewedu eater? you keep singing poo poo poo. does your mum poo in her pant?

vicadex07:
And so? Have you finished packing all the poo in ogbete market at Enugu?

cone head chill. I'm from Anambra.. the light of the nation..

brown roof everywhere.. afonja them

chai! see brown roof for that fourth pic.

football age.. this one na Linda mate..

elvision1:
For the last pix who be that person for middle wey kari banana island for head? Ahan! Do you wantu kee yorsef?

na splash.. nwata ji nku. igbo female rapper

Splash babeee. I see you. nwata ji nku

XaintJoel20:
This may sound unbelievable. I first had this experience when I was in kindergarten and I didn't see any reason to tell my parents because I didn't see it a big deal.


Good will help our children...

I told my mum when she came back from work.. "mummy munny, ebere me mu ihe aruru ana". she told me to go and sit down.. but the molestation didn't persist again

salauwale:
Damn...... y'all had some very interesting childhood. It seems like fun considering what I went through to get that experience the first time. But is there a chance anybody this experience ever affected anyone's sex life or opposite sex intimacy in any way? Pls share !

it never affected me.. cause it didn't persist.. just for a short period of time

my own worst.. na my female cousin disvirgin me.. but her pvssy stink like shitt.. her life is miserable now.. I was like 3 or 4 then..

see her mouth like toto.. she go sabi give blowjobb well a..

the Zoo is 56 today. happy new month and independent Ndi Zoo. BTW, I had a dream. 1$= 1,000NGN

donkossy:
38500 at nnewi

how many gig ram?

mira24:
Am I normal almost all my life no serious relationship, no boyfriend,no faincee,no husband yet,and am 24 ,,,I keep being scared Dont really want to keep being lonely ,,at times I wonder if its my physical physique dats deneying me all DAT,d whole thing is gradually eating my self esteen away,would really want a miracle but this time not a boyfriend ,but a husband....need ur prayers.....

are you too fat or too skinny?

this olosho.. mtcheew

optional1:
No p dear......


I give u upper hand carry dat thing were b indian boy waka commot frm here abeg....

is that fed poly oko?

TheSlyone2:
The fact that you stutter shouldn't deter you from getting a good job. Research have shown that people who rarely talk are the most intelligent. That's because they do more of thinking than talking. Your problem is how to scale through interviews. Well I have good news for you. Interviewers are more concerned about your in depth knowledge. It depends on what course you studied. If it Technical based course, you have know issue at all except if you are applying for jobs that requires you managing people and relating with all categories of clients. When I was in school, I was taught by a lecturer (PhD) and guess what this man stammer like hell. But he never allow that to dictate his pace.
All I'm saying is this, being a stammerer doesn't warrant outright failure. I've seen people who stutter Excel more in interview than people who are eloquent. It all depends on your level of preparedness.
And again, be closer to God, he will teach what to say and how to say it.
Let me give you a tip; anytime you going out for interview or anything at all, just look at the mirror and say positive things about the image on the other side
Best of luck bro

thank you bro for this post..
I also stutter.. and I am currently on IT. just concluded an ND. but I was scared to near a bank.. due to fear of embarrassing myself.. I studied banking and finance.. I always have this negative feeling that I won't get a job in a bank, since I stutter..

engrhorla:
What an achievement!

oga what is wrong with me downloading porn?

jagugu88li:
I think I'll kill you before I catch you

Easy.....Panagram

Hard.....Parararanala.....brrrrrrrrrrr! sighs papapa prrrrrrr.....then finaly give in to the easy option Panagram.

Dare laugh and you are out

lol.. I won't dare pronounce it.. I just skip it..

Section8:
Even their E sef no dey commot for my phone not to talk of H+

na G all the way..

it took me 10 minutes to download 12mb porn from naijauncut.. lubbish network.. I can't even browse with my uc web on it.. crap

where are our west coast niggas? come and see ooo.. ndi ara!

I swear, this op no get self value and worth.. if I were you, I would yansh yansh and yansh her, then throw her away.. a hoe is always a hoe..

jagugu88li:
Crisps
Thistles
Cheque
Phenomenon (chai, here me even having a L somewhere. Stuttering don kill me oo)
Isthmus

you stutter?. how do you pronounce parallelogram?

bro cool.. down

photoshoot:
yes! On paper!


Because one family took fresh vegetables when travelling to US, they recorded it as export!

keep on hating.. that's why you lost the Mr nairaland election.. afonjaa...

if no be sex, wetin go concern me and girlfriend.. i go just dey give una 100km distance..