₦airaland Forum

jonaifame22:
how you take now, who play the tape for you?

I get eyes. see the guy left ear

2006. man utd vs Chelsea.. I went to have my hair cut, at the period, world. cup was at hand.. john Terry tackled Rooney, and he was carried out on a stretcher.. I heard guys complaining, sympathizing with him.. saying "ehya, Jon Terry na your brother you do this thing o.. and world cup don day come".chai, o felt pity for Rooney, and for that, I made up my mind to start supporting his club, which is united.. that was my first club..

best moment * when we trashed assnal 8 not..

jonaifame22:
my brother u go fear na!

guy you don dye your customer ear join.. hahshhs

myschoolmedia:
That was how some laughed at The Wright Brothers in 1900 when they started building the first plane, even their father laughed and said ‘my sons, if God wanted us to fly, He’d have given us wings.’
https://i1.wp.com/naijauncut.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/retyferty.jpg?resize=500%2C346

Today, the rest is history. A Nigerian, Owopetu Abiola, shared pics of an helicopter built by a young man who resides somewhere in Oyo state. He posted the photos on his page with the caption: “This Helicopter is a handiwork of a very gentle man in a little village near Oyo town. The copter can move from place to place but can’t fly yet. Please like this picture to show some love to the creative mind.”
Sadly, from my observation online, many of those who saw the pictures laughed at the Nigeria who built it. They say he’s just wasting his time, some even use very harsh words on him.


http://naijauncut.com.ng/nigerian-man-builds-helicopter-people-laugh-at-him-photo/

fvck you.. this pic has been on nl for almost a year now . and you even had to share that devilish site as the source

aaronson:
He don't need to be worshiped because he's none existent.

Psychologist has that talking to yourself, seeing things that are not there(illusion), having firm beliefs about things untrue(delusion) are all symptoms of schizophrenia.

for your Mind you smart

Ishilove:
Wait, Are crown weighs 100kg or 10kg? Is that a typo or something because 100kg is equivalent to two bags of rice...

2 bags of cement.. as I see 100kg, I rush enter, I wan see that man, that Goliath wey wear 2bags if cement for head

dotcomnamename:
Sorry, but you're really r.e.t.a.r.d.e.d. What d hell you talking about? Chile? Compare to Nigeria? Smh.

k

begger

truss me, i will hit him and run..

I don't know why I love his man, Ngige.. as a kid then, I wanted him to be my Governor forever, Peter and obssanjo attacked him left and right.. he made me got interest in politics

Hadez:
Stealing is bad. I can't even steal to stay alive

but you can steal diick

sumborri:
Nigerians have a sexual fetish in common. They love to see criminals naked. It apparently turns them on. Cos I don't understand why this is always an outcome in this God forsaken shit hole of a country

shut your trap..

your phone is dumb.. is there anything like 103%?

TrapHedges:
Lol which sch is you in?

fed poly, oko. Anambra state

TrapHedges:
Then quit attending gay parties fam

maybe I will party with you..

Arthurwinner:
boy till you attend real party

looking forward to attending one..

OBTSubtle:
amateur kids party..


Better parties have more females and less men..


You fit carry 2 go sef

this mostly happen in school party.. girls might be many.. but you won't compare it to the population of guys..

TrapHedges:
Den bro.. U haven't attended no party yet

lol.. I'm a party rider..

What I hate about school party :
1)scarcity of girls: 40 guys. 5 girls.
"Is this a gay party? Make I kuku go my house before them go disvirgin my yansh".
2) four boys rocking one girl
"Just negodu what these boys are doing. You guys are disgrace to manhood!".
3) girl sitting alone, pressing her phone and refusing to dance.
Me: babe let's dance na.
Girl; I'm not in the mood
Me: I will put you in the mood.
Girl: no thanks.
"You come party make you press phone? You think you are doing me, you are doing yourself o!"
4) girls rocking themselves, refusing to dance with guys
"See as these girls dey play with 14 years".
5) course mates asking me to buy them drink.
"Guy beer us na.."
Me: no be only beer. Wetin do bear? Na me carry una come school? Gtf out! "
6) when you managed to come with babe, and you excuse yourself for a minute, on returning, you see guys rocking and drowning your babe.
"My hard earned girlfriend! Do you know how long it took me to get this one? You guys want to reap where you did not sow?! Okwia? The thunder that will fire you still dey do press up! ".

I prefer to party in my bed, with my pillow.. it saves me money, time and energy..

it's not even up to a billion dollar.. chicken change.. what. can it solve.. ?

ArabMopol:
Shey ur old woman never marry... don worry I will took her in as WIFI no4 hahahaha...

sorry.. you still dey behave like teenager..

tosyno1990:

yellow.. are you just waking up, or still awake?

all these small small boys that just wrote waec this year... just marstubate and go to bed..
who buy phone for you sef

ArabMopol:
bring ur sis let see if she won't wet her pant .. lastly i get shell pipe, she gonna eat me alive

see wetin old man still dey do.. you don reach. to marry o.. you even dey wear skinny jeans, with your fat tighs..!

moji26:
I've stopped going for antenatal since money for transport is nt yielding, even to eat now is a problem, I'm vry vry sick in my condition, I hope Dis pregnancy won't kill me and ive not been taking care of myself, nairalanders pls help Me out before something bad happen to me

hey.. it's me skinnydude.. is that why you have not been online.. ?
send me your number on 08064959208

rawpadgin:
ok son, do have a lovely night rest

OK goat