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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Maleeq01(m): 3:47pm On Mar 01, 2022 |
orient53: Co-coy, you like story abi, lol |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Maleeq01(m): 11:53am On Aug 20, 2019 |
Ayopercent:I really don't know how it was detected exactly but there was a discrepancy in the documents that carried his DOB, this could either be his WAEC certificate, Birth certificate or affidavit, First School Leaving Certificate or BVN. This has been reiterated in this thread over and over again, if you're over aged or there's any discrepancy on any of the aforementioned documents or any other that carries your DOB, please make sure you cross your T's and dot your I's. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Maleeq01(m): 9:32am On Aug 20, 2019 |
LexyJay02: From home |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Maleeq01(m): 7:53am On Aug 20, 2019 |
yusufhaji: Just as Ugo4u has rightly said, majority of your questions has been answered already. Nevertheless, subsequent activities after medicals ( which is the last activity that involves disqualification) only attracts points, the better your performances, the higher your chances and vice versa. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Maleeq01(m): 7:43am On Aug 20, 2019 |
LexyJay02:He wasn't disqualified for not coming with an ECG. He was disqualified after certificate vetting ( over age). Yes, ECG is electrocardiography and you're to come to the selection board with it. As for the BMI, i don't know what army used but the normal BMI is 18.5 - 24.9. If you can work towards achieving this, you should be fine. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Maleeq01(m): 2:32pm On Aug 19, 2019 |
mashad: Yea, i pray i strike gold this year. The final list was out 2 weeks after selection board |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Maleeq01(m): 2:30pm On Aug 19, 2019 |
Ojebo:D selection board spanned 2 weeks ( January 4th- 18th), though i only spent 8 days in Serti |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Maleeq01(m): 12:10pm On Aug 19, 2019 |
My DSSC 24 experience in 20BN Serti Baruwa Taraba State. The journey from KD to Taraba was a 2 days journey, 16 hours from KD to jalingo and 3 hours from jalingo to serti ( i hear am no b small). Arrived 20BN serti very early in the morning, was signed in at the gate and was welcomed quite hospitably, i know say na formalities sha. Some candidates were already checked in and were seated on d floor @ parade ground already (this was to be our daily routine). We were to sign in at anoda spot inside were we were issued our mattresses and some 'yaro boys' were to help us carry them and show us to our hostels. Quickly changed into my salala, carrried my file and doubled up to d parade ground, i was d second pesin from my state (Osun), d first pesin was automatically d state leader, chest numbers were scattered on d floor, I picked OS11. D main activity kicked of d following day, we were addressed by d board secretary Lt Colonel AU Abdul, board chairman Colonel DM Oyekola, d chetah of 20BN LT Colonel MS Adamu and Board president Maj Gen AB Omozoje, we started with certificate verification, this was done in the cheetah hall, were all ur credentials were vetted and any discrepancy found meant u'll be in d next available car to ur village and this was when d 1st set of casualties occured, Naso men begin drop o, e no funny @ all, i particularly felt sorry for one of my village men, bros resumed late on friday evening, didn't come with his ECG, went along with odas who didn't come with theirs to jalingo to do it on Sunday (this was cordinated by WO Faleye, lol, if u were in serti and u don't remember Faleye, u deserve sleep guard room), and bros was evicted on Monday morning. Next was d 'almighty medicals', actually there nothing almighty about medicals until d day result was announced, stay tunned. Medicals was done in d MRS, CMD was Colonel Okoigi, i and my village men bought dis man's job, we pin head sotey hair no gree grow for dat part of our head again. One fair lieutenant was d guy in charge of proceeding. Medicals was divided into 4 segments: 1. Vitals: weight, height and BP: Brethren watch ur weight o and knw ur BMI (Body mass index). Some guys used BP suppresants and it was detected in their blood, so be wise. 2. Blood and Urine:This one is straightforward. My advice, drink a lot of water on dat day so ur urine can be clear. 3. Physicals: lol, u can see i'm laffing already. Shey u knw d way u use to be in d bathroom, ehen, naso u go de, naked and happy, lol. They'll check ur balls, check for pile, tatoos and body inscriptions, flat foots among others. I was checked by a female, she was just playing with my john thomas 4. Xrays They latter did eye test after d above mentioned. Shortsigtedness, longsightedness and colour blindness. Medicals lasted for five days. Whenever Major Bamiteko start shouting "is dat clear, is dat clear" upandan eh, just knw some candidates r about to be summourned by their village ppl. All d "big boys" gathered in d MRS, then Maj Gen Omozoje addressed the candidates, the atmosphere was worse than a burial, d silence was deafening, almost everybody in d MRS can out to witness d occassion. The board secretary took d mic and commenced, AB1 was d first casualty, brethren, more than half of d remaining candidates were dropped for one medical condition or d other, when ure called ur identity (chest number) is retrieved and u go in for counselling. I refused to pick my village people's call and 16 of us from my state were still standing after d medicals ( winch people, dem no gree go house, lol). An exam was administered after d medicals along with a psychology test. The exam comprised of an essay "why i want to join the Nigerian army", this topic is almost always constant along with other objective questions, maths, english and current affairs. The psychology test was tricky, if u lie in d first question, be ready to lie till the end, so be wise. We later reassemble on the parade ground were Major Bamiteko addressed us, i'm going to use verbatim here "all of u sitted here av been declared medically fit, which means i can deal with u to d fullest but i won't do that because tomorrow is going to be a life changing experience for you (interjection: d 3.2km race was slated for d next day), when ure running tomorrow, think of poverty, ure going to be running out of poverty, but when ure running and u begin to see white things please stop, or u see something like a coffin, please respect ursef (we all erupted into laughter). We retired for d day to prepare for d next day. D next day wic was on a Saturday was a crazy day for I and my village men, because we ended our business in Serti on that very day. In d course of d medicals, we did a kind of "raffle draw" were numbers were written in papers and state leaders were asked to pick, d number he/she picks is d other in wic d interview was arranged, for example, we picked number 8, hence we were d eight state to be interviewed, that was y we did our interview on d very same day we ran. This idea was brought by d board chairman Colonel Oyekola. At about 5am we were gathered @ d parade ground and briefed about d exercise. We marched outside d barracks were all cars were stopped and travellers became spectators. Naso we begin run o, we ran to a point and back into d barrack, we were given tags along d way so no short cut to heaven, a lady from Oyo was d "stallion" d gal run finish, sleep wake up me i still de run, lol, i heard she didn't make it d list though. Your's truly landed in 4th cage Aka i cannot coman die cage, lol. We were graded 1st cage 10 points, 2nd cage 8 points, 3rd cage 6points, 4th cage 4points and 5th cage 2points. Next was push ups and sit ups, already tired and exhausted but na we say we wan join army na, oya double up, lol. Come see different styles and forms of push ups and sit ups, i laff tire. After dat was obstacle crossing, actually na only one obstacle o, we climb one long rope like that to touch d metal bar, i couldn't do it o, aswear @ that point, my life battery was @ 1%, i just jejely go siddown, afterall dem no de beat pesin. States with number number 1-10 were told to goan prepare for d interview dat afternoon/ evening. I was like kuku kill us na, then i remember say army job na mad man job, i reset sharply. D board chairman had already told us he doesn't want to see any form of hair on our head or face, though i had reduced d forest on my head b4 heading off to serti but some shrubs had started growing again. D fear of an officer's threat is d beginning of wisdom, i located d barber's shop and met a crowd, chai, see those yeye soldiers gladly reshaping our heads into rocks, all of us con resemble each other, lol. After d cut, went to d hostel, had my bath and wore a new set of everything: white shirt, singlet and shoe and blue short and evn boxers sef and set out to d conference room. I didn't have my interview until past 10pm, it was a friendly one, one Colonel was asking me about football, in my mind i was like " this one no knw me sha" lol, 2 field related questions, i got one and banged d other. D board president asked y i didn't apply SSC due to my young age, i had already envisaged this so my answer was a well rehearsed pitch, so he asked that if i was offered SSC instead of DSSC will i take it, my answer was yes o, all die na die, d next guy was about to ask a question, naso nepa carry light, lol, naso dem say mk i carry my wahala go o. D next morning i packed my kaya, signed out and left my beloved Serti. 2 weeks later, list was out and i couldn't find my name, for d 1st time in a long while i cried, i was so close to achieving my dream, so close to my eureka moment, but it just wasn't meant to be. Now, form is out and we go again. PS: pardon any typo errors, biko na phone i de use type. Just felt i like doing this for posterity sake. #victoryisfromGodalone 34 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Maleeq01(m): 9:07am On Jan 28, 2019 |
Biko someone should upload d complete list of dssc guys offered ssc. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Air Force DSSC Enlistment 2017 by Maleeq01(m): 4:36pm On Nov 29, 2018 |
You guys should go back to the portal. You can print your forms now 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Air Force DSSC Enlistment 2017 by Maleeq01(m): 9:17pm On Nov 23, 2018 |
Gentlelord:Lemme try and answer to the best of my knowledge. The letter of attestation of good character is to be issued by the person that'll sign your local government attestation letter. About the style, i think a letter headed paper will be best suited and the address style should be "to whom it may concern". |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Maleeq01(m): 1:04pm On Nov 04, 2018 |
abiodunalasa:You're very right sir. Thank you 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Maleeq01(m): 12:11pm On Nov 04, 2018 |
lebete3000:Lol, it is you who lost young man.....#badenergy |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Maleeq01(m): 12:07pm On Nov 04, 2018 |
lebete3000:Lest i forget, service was wonderful today |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Maleeq01(m): 12:04pm On Nov 04, 2018 |
lebete3000:Lol....did u just assume my religion based on my moniker? Wow, now i know the root of your problems |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Maleeq01(m): 11:50am On Nov 04, 2018 |
lebete3000:Look my brother, fate has nothing to do with religion. I can see the ordeal in jaji has really affected you. I pray you find peace my brother. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Maleeq01(m): 11:26am On Nov 04, 2018 |
lebete3000: Yes i believe in fate and destiny. You meandered a wrong path, the earlier you come to terms with that the better. PS: Maturity is accepting the fact that everbody has an opinion, be it pleasant to you or not. Peace |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Maleeq01(m): 7:48pm On Nov 03, 2018 |
lebete3000:Chai! Oga your eye chee chumtin o But i believe you just weren't destined to be an army officer though Wish u well in your future endeavours |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Maleeq01(m): 8:10pm On Oct 25, 2018 |
woswobi:Hmmm......thanks |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Air Force DSSC Enlistment 2017 by Maleeq01(m): 7:53pm On Oct 25, 2018 |
Rahull:Ook.... So the form will be provided by the military officer or lg chairman abi? Biko no mind my plenty questions o |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Maleeq01(m): 7:05pm On Oct 25, 2018 |
Good evening my ogas in d house, pls will be disqualified due to wrong height input (work of autocorect o). Height on my form is 0.01m |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Air Force DSSC Enlistment 2017 by Maleeq01(m): 4:59pm On Oct 25, 2018 |
Good day house, please which one is letter of attestation of good character? Cos i can find it among the forms to print |
Literature / Despondency by Maleeq01(m): 12:12pm On Jul 18, 2018 |
What do we gain from being despondent? A whole lot. Unfortunately for us and fortunately for the medical practitioners, the bunch of it is rather unpleasant to the body, mind and soul. It is rather ironical that even the medical practitioners aren't exempted from this plague, i mean, they are humans aren't they?. Nevertheless, we aren't letting them take the spotlight here: we appreciate their efforts in dealing with this seemingly recurring plague bit this article really isn't about them. The oxford advanced learner's dictionary defines despondency as a state of depression, despair and disheartenment which can also be summarized as loss of confidence. In our world today, everyone is depressed in one way or the other, a bold statement you may reckon, a nerve it strucked in you you aver. Depression cuts across opulence and poverty, it has no regard for societal values and heirachy. The world's population is approximately over 7 billon, my country Nigeria has a population of approximately 200 million people, the largest in the african continent. Just recently, Nigeria was ranked as the country with the poorest people in the world, the Nigerian government vehemently disputed this discovery but their abnegation is rather abstruse, i mean what are they denying, the fact that the country is plagued with poverty or the fact that they've turned a blind eye to the plight of the people. Based on this statistic, Nigeria ought to be a case study for despondency. A nation divided basically by ethnicity and religion, yet the call for a united country has never been more audible. Depression or despondency can be caused by many factors but lets narrow it down to the reason why we've been acclaimed to be the hub of poverty, irresponsible governance. Nigeria is believed to practice democracy, which has a moniker, "government for the people and by the people". Indeed, it is a government for the people: a rather unfortunate large group of people and by the people: a nepotistic selected few. I can say categorically without fear or favour that Nigeria is a failed country, a country blessed with natural resources as well as adequate and complimentary human resources but those fortunate enough to be at the helm of affairs have been aggrandized by their own selfishness. A country whose president eas blunt enough to label his citizens as lazy, a rather insulting, degrading and despondency-driving remark to the man who works 3 jobs just to cater for his family but still can't send all of his 3 kids to school, to the young lady who has chosen to learn a trade so as not to engage in prostitution as going to school isn't possible due to lack of funds, to the young man who graduates top of his class but is still sitting at home unemployed. A country where a person above 30 years is denied a shot at employment in a government parastatal but a 75 years old man is still running for president, a contry where a graduate is mandatated to undergo a rather wasteful and fruitless 12 months serving his fatherland yet our minister of finance does not even have the certificate, just to name a few, a country where a not to young to rule bill was signed into law and gullible Nigerian youths were happy but how many of the youths can afford to purchase a local government chairmanship form talkless of a presidential form? A country where our lawmakers are the ones always being arraigned in court amongst other lawbreaking acts. Listening to fame by Adekunle gold got me thinking, even our so-called celebrities with their fame and status are also not exempted from despondency, i guess i am like Adekunle gold, without the fame though. By now you're beginning to see reasons why we're really poor and densely despondent in this nation. I was reliably informed that there was a time in this country when a graduate gets an automatic employment, accomodation and a car, but ehat do we have now, graduates being under-employed or even worse remaining unemployed. I'm bemused, was i born in the wrong generation or is my generation just unfortunate? Why won't we be despondent? Why won't we be tempted into leaving the country in search of a greener pasture? Why won't we be tempted into social vices? Why won't we be tempted into cyber crimes? Of what use is graduating top of my class? Of what use is education being the key when the lock has been changed by the 'ogas at the top'? We have lots of reasons to be despondent, but we must keep the hope alive, we are not where we want to be but we are not where we used to be. Just as William Ernest Henley said in his victorian poem invictus, "I am the master of my faith, i am the captain of my soul". This article was borne out of frustruation but i found solace in the hope of a seemingly bright future, not just for me but for you and also my country. God bless Nigeria. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment Into Nigerian Prisons Service 2018 by Maleeq01(m): 12:13pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
tijjani485@gmail.com Thanks a lot |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Maleeq01(m): 6:52am On May 18, 2017 |
RoyalSleek:Present sir |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by Maleeq01(m): 6:51am On May 18, 2017 |
holymayor5:Present sir |
NYSC / Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by Maleeq01(m): 12:45pm On May 15, 2017 |
Lolz, "decided to give myself brain" I kinda understand what you went through sha....... Bro, that shit hurts aswear 4 Likes |
NYSC / Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by Maleeq01(m): 5:12pm On May 10, 2017 |
waywardpikin:Oshe |
NYSC / Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by Maleeq01(m): 6:46am On May 10, 2017 |
Ghost mode deactivated....... Nice write up ogbeni wayward |
NYSC / Re: How To Obtain A Medical Report For NYSC Orientation Camp by Maleeq01(m): 6:21pm On May 09, 2017 |
Please my medical certificate has a lil bit of correcting pen on it.... Hope it won't be rejected? |
NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Maleeq01(m): 11:28am On Apr 24, 2017 |
Emmerich09:Oya na....... Do quick before my popcorn finish o 1 Like |
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