₦airaland Forum

frankmoney:
1. Talk about their Exes in any grave detail.

What you may think is just taking a curious
general interest in their past dating lives will come
off as prying. Sure we would like to know if she
was the crazy, psychotic, jealous one and he is
still Prince Charming like we have imagined but
there are smarter ways to come to these
conclusions than interrogation tactics. Do the right
thing and stalk them on Facebook.

2. Don’t wear giant heels.
He expected you on the date, not the Jolly Green
Giant.

3. . Show TOO much skin.
My mother always said, “You need to leave some
things a mystery,” which I agree with to a point.
However, I am absolutely PRO cleavage. “If you got it flaunt it,”
BUT what you don’t want is a
wardrobe malfunction over appetizers. Too much
too soon.

4.Act like you’re on a job interview.
Stop thinking so much. If you are nervous and
awkward your date will then feel nervous and
awkward. Relax. It is supposed to be a date not a
strangers version of 20 questions.

5.Whine or Complain.
If your shoes made your feet hurt, if you have had
to pee for two hours, if you have suffered 48
mosquito bites from what was meant to be a
romantic outdoor stroll – you let out that anger
via text to your best friend and spare the new guy
the drama. Even if they are valid excuses to
complain, it is going to come off as a red flag that
this chick is a lot of work.

6. Have sex.
I realize you may be tempted. I realize you may
have disregarded rule No. 1 and you are now on
drink five and anything really seems like a good
idea. If you like the guy and he likes you he will be
back. Why take the chance giving it up on date
one without seeing if he actually likes you or if he
just likes the idea of sleeping with you.
In other words: “Don’t have sex, because you will
get pregnant. And die. Don’t have sex in the
missionary position, don’t have sex standing up,
just don’t do it.”

meanwhile happy birthday to me !!!!!!! #dancing shoki

naijaboiy:
I hope I get to finish reading this before Buhari provides his certificate

ronald4lif:
Well, I think it's fun sometimes, would be boring if it gets all love and banter all the time. Like today's charade was comical and stress relieving

ronald4lif:
For where. Nothing is free in this world ohh, not even water. Paper chasing is the real deal bro, or you get left behind by even your closest friends, needless to say people one may never meets in the real life

ronald4lif:
I am not competiting with anyone mate, and for the records tosyne is a mentor and a baba.

Did you say famous? Like seriously you joking init, I have better areas I am striving hard on a daily basis to become a better person in life, NL don't pay people's bills fam

veave:

veave:
loaded
but they don't have gun

pwreshbawz:
i tall pass this 1 na

veave:
I walked into my cousins house recently and I was like wow! Actually thought i walked into one of these interior design fashion magazines. I couldn't recognize the house again cus they did some massive renovation + restructuring...

veave:
Don't say that sweedy... Nigerians are very good spenders...




Besides, with the right amount, you can get almost anything...

veave:
no be oyinbo oh. Lots of houses in Nigeria look even better than these ones here.


its all on the money...







Oh God, bless my hustle. Amen.

Timohunk:
in his dreams!

Tandullceblog:
More what?

Tandullceblog:
Nah, i'll pass.

Tandullceblog:
Well I can't walk on heels.

Tandullceblog:
Lol, so if you can't walk on heels, all hope is already lost.

Euckybaby:
congrat

naijaboiy:
Bro,,you'll get married some day.
Will you use your wealth to buy the love of a woman whom you want to Live eternally with?

Fatalveli:
Every guy in Lagos should attest to these, and please say the truth.

Can you have sex with your Girlfriend without spending up to 10k for her.

Even the teenagers on the Island are still gonna request money for hair, clothes and some other stuffs from you before they finally open there legs.

Me as a person, my life is simple, I don't spend on them, I'd rather go to a sex-worker and pay the sum of 1k.

Blackett:
Too much hate on this thread. . .

All the guy did was profess his love, which isn't bad. He profess love, una complain. She replies "thanks", una complain.

What the fvck do humans want?

I can bet my blackberry charger that 75% of trash talking guys on this thread have at one point or the other, sent marie a pm and she had ignored them. Neither could they summon the courage to profess love in the open. So the unwarranted attacks stem from the fact that someone was bold enough to take the next step most of you pansies haven't taken.

Ask marie to search this thread and point to those who have pm'ed her, and you'll be shocked. . . I liked his write up and composure. It's a "never give up" and "never say die" spirit. If marie says no, there are other girls who would say yes. But what OP has done is to show himself how confident he is to do this, even when he knew there'll be detractors. . . Whether you pansies like it or not, whether you agree to it or not, sulexcraig is one very confident mutherfuka. . .

So you _horny niggas really need to fvck off.

ilotriouzAY:
D lord will provide