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[color=deeppink]Chinwetalu Agu really tops Nkem Owoh these days especially with those funny slangs.

Nkem Owoh is beginning to look average.[/color]

[color=deeppink]I'm eating cookies with orange juice. [/color]

[color=deeppink]Fhemmy- Posts intelligent replies and has been a member for too long but soo underrated.

lalaboi- Funny and has got a good sense of humor though he's a moderator, he's highly unnoticed in the forum.

Mama-gee- Just being herself. [/color]

Siena:
^^^ Both my babies are doing fine, thanks sis.

[color=deeppink]You have babies?

How old are they? [/color]

[color=deeppink]Wasn't he the dude that got married few weeks ago?

And he's in police net already. . .What a way to celebrate a married life![/color]

[color=deeppink]^^Missy B, instead of thinking of how to prepare my dinner with the same pound of chicken.

You go around trying to give dayokanu a secret, you're one bad restaurant owner. [/color]

AjanleKoko:
mama-gee,  go and watch CNN. It's also on CNN, at least you can catch that where you are

Messi is in the top ten shortlist.

[color=deeppink]Him being on the list does not mean he deserves it when they are players like muller and diego forlan with 5 goals in the tournament.

Messi had 0 goals out of 5 matches in the World Cup.

I guarantee you he wouldn't be getting it.[/color]

bug24:
wetin be dis fight sef , ? over girl wey dey five million miles away from where una dey?
and i sure say na Ajegunle una from dey worry like this.

mcheewwwwwww

odiaero:
they are 12 and 14 years old teens, who mistakenly find their way to their father's keyboard when they are ask to go and pick up pen and pencil frm the table

[color=deeppink]*Death*

You both are funny. [/color]

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=476170.msg6363924#msg6363924 date=1278797495]How's he a goat?
To his countrymen, he's a HERO.[/quote][color=deeppink]Well, to his country he's a hero but to the rest of the world and FIFA he's just another cheat in football. .

Btw, I heard the commentators say some of his countrymen were booing him too

So, would you rather go in the history books of your country as a hero and go into the history books of football as a worthless cheat? [/color]

netotse:
@v.persie
dont worry jo. . .we wont allow the mods to ban you. . .

or per adventure you get banned you could take to opening up threads in the nairaland section begging muki and debosky to unban you. . .lol

then start sucking up to them up and down the place. . .since you're male i'd say muki would be your best bet!

[color=deeppink]Debosky isn't a supermod anymore.

Btw, mukina may not be the person to ban him, seun may be the one and we all know he doesn't go around reading "unban me" threads cause spamming the forum results in a permanent ban.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Enough of this rubbish, already!

I hope you know you're spamming the forum and that can result in a permanent ban?

Your quest for fame on nairaland may just end in tragedy. . .

Don't go crying and opening "unban me" threads when you get what you're asking for. [/color]

r231:
^^^^^don't worry jare you are doing the right thing

dats how mama gee started too

by opening senseless threads everyday

[color=deeppink]I hope you stand by his side when the moderators ban him.

Don't just sit there and give him advices. [/color]

mykali:
Suarez is a GOAT!!!

[color=deeppink]right on point. [/color]

dominique:
doesn't change the fact that he scored 4 goals for Uruguay in the tourney.

[color=deeppink]No one remembers that now, huh!

It's been completely erased by what he did on the World stage.

He's not even on the list of nominees for the Golden boot nor ball.

When this tournament began, the commentators used to praise him as a dangerous striker along with Diego Forlan, now he destroyed that remark with his bad choices and decisions, his actions would be in the history books for his children to see.[/color]

Missy B:
Dinner . . . . .

https://fitandsexed.com/wp-content/uploads/thanksgiving.jpg

[color=deeppink]Oh my gosh!

Give me this meal anyday and I'll love you forever. [/color]

[color=deeppink]Instead of making the daily headlines in international media, the Super eagles team should be learning how to play football cause they suck. . .

Goodluck Jonathan should focus on getting a real coach and create a rule that should force those players to lose weight and the old players should go home to their grandkids.

There's no doubt that some of the players in the Nigerian team are old enough to be grandfathers and are not young men as they claim.[/color]

[color=deeppink]I can't believe this comedian of a poster took the advice of Luizword in a bid to be popular in Nairaland.

For your info poster, some users are known for their sensible and intelligent replies while some are known for being a persistent nuisance. . .

Don't join the bandwagon of nuisances please! [/color]

[color=deeppink]It's Nkem Owoh but he's not that funny anymore.

But, I think it's beginning to look like Chinwetalu Agu these days.[/color]

luizworld:
@OP just post this threads on romance section. .and you will be amazed how popular you will become

luizworld:
^Now expect repies in a few minutes

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=473849.msg6362841#msg6362841 date=1278783440]World cup goal ONLY can NEVER make Klose a legend.

Legends are made by either winning the world cup itself or winning a continental title or the combination of both.

Pele(World Cup)
Maradona(World Cup + UEFA cup)
Luiz Ronaldo(World Cup + UEFA cup)
Zidane(World Cup + UCL)
Messi(UCL)
Kaka(UCL + World Cup)
Cristiano(UCL)
Rooney(UCL)
Ronaldinho(UCL + World Cup)

Klose(NO WORLD CUP, NO UCL, NO UEFA CUP, NO EUROS).

So what makes Klose a legend? [/quote][color=deeppink]*Death*

Don't mind the fellow trying to overhype and overrate a player the same way they did to messi.

klose who sits on the bench in every game with Bayern Munich is now a certified legend in the heart of dayokanu. [/color]

obinna5000:
Stefan Kießling is Yakubu's twin brother.

[color=deeppink]That dude is a very poor striker.

I can't believe the coach brought him in as a substitute, if it was klose on that position the match would have ended at 4-2. [/color]

[color=deeppink]Someone should edit this thread title, please. . . [/color]

[color=deeppink]^^Did you also notice that the President of FIFA didn't shake his hand?

They just ignored him like he didn't exist and a shadow. [/color]

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=476170.msg6363671#msg6363671 date=1278794522]I can pay your fare to Germany to go capture it and letz see what becomes of you. . . . .[/quote][color=deeppink]I'm not that jobless, honey. [/color]

dayokanu:
Did you ever reply that you live in Corpus at anytime?

[color=deeppink]The question should be "How long have you been stalking my replies?" [/color]

mikeansy:
Mama-gee

I thought I was the only one who finds Spain's passing passing passing game very boring.

It is a waste of time.

I hope Holland scores first so that they will know that passing all the time is useless.

[color=deeppink]I think tomorrow I might just take a drug to keep me awake in the finals.  . .

Spain is so boring, I wish Germany was in the final. . .they are more fun to watch.[/color]

dayokanu:
I didnt know that was you

[color=deeppink]Now you know. [/color]

[color=deeppink]^^Give him his credit?

Paul is an octopus that's meant to be served as a menu in Kiroshima Japanese restaurant.

Reserve the credits for human beings. [/color]

[color=deeppink]Finally, Germany beat Uruguay. . .

Enough boos scrolling in for Luis Suarez., it just made my day![/color]

[color=deeppink]Some Nigerian parents know how to cry wolf. . .

Did Aki and Pawpaw prohibit them from disallowing their kids to watch movies? [/color]

[color=deeppink]What's all this paul rubbish?

Call it what it is, an octopus and anything above or below it is fantasy.

Please save the name "Paul" for disciples of God.[/color]

[color=deeppink]^^More like you've been stalking my replies around.

Please put Paul in my custody and he would be used as dinner in a heartbeat. [/color]