naijaking1:

slowpoke, slowpoke, slowpoke. Everybody slowpoke, anybody slowpoke, slowpoke, slowpoke, when you don't understand or agree with them? Have you just learnt that word? slowpoke sounds good to you, eh

lol.

Harry Potter:

@poster why Ebonyeyes? didnt u see anybody else 2 start your thread wit. kip off her or else,

That's because the cheap ass poster wants to ask her on a date indirectly.

Bia, Mr henryhemon or whatever you call yourself, If this is an opportunity you're angling to ask Ebonyeyes out on a date or something
You've failed woefully because it's not working, why don't you use your life to do something else instead of trying to pull a cheap stunt at people.

And we wonder why most Nigerian Youths are being taken to a psychiatric home whenever they go to a foreign country.

Last time I checked, Yaradua managed to open up a psychiatric home in Abuja, Lightwalk go and get yourself a treatment.

MrCrackles:

The good old days are gone, old heads like you need to piss off!

This is fucking hilarious.

koolchicco:


You wish!

Not I wish, I am.

MrCrackles:

I cry in swahili!

Stop crying little crackles.

Yes, it's either you're married or you're single.

platinumnk:

where is Gators?

She's at home drinking Gatorade.

How low is your IQ?

Too much:

Akpu
Ugba
Beer
Soda
Noodles
Chicken
Goat meat.

I would flog that our stupid president, Yarasick.

Beaf:

Some of the reasons are here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-281409.0.html e.g.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/153355_NDA_5_jpgaab89951bd3c9b48f1285dc7362dcb37

This stupid training method is unfortunate and abusive, it can't produce leaders worth a pinch of salt. Leaders are needed to develop a country.

Something needs to be done to stop this sort of abuse of future officers. These are peoples kids, lovers and fathers being programmed into souless killing machines.

WTF are these soldiers doing?, Is this the way we are supposed to train our soldiers, this is hilarious.

This is the funniest joke I've heard in a while, good job.

bjmighty:

Mama Gee, do you even know the meaning of a LovePeddler? Can't you please just shut the Bleep up if your brain is full of water!!!!

I think you need to go on a stroll along with your ugly LovePeddler cossy, you flippant ugly nonentity of a human beast, biggest little cunt of the decade.

[i]Marshals 1 & 2.

Muslims scare me.

I can cook Noodles.

No but it doesn't mean anything.

There's something about this thread that doesn't make sense to me.

He should have thought of that when he was grabbing money like a money hungry leech.

I Love Aso Ebi especially the ones made with a colourful design.

Yes it does count.

Sagamite:

AKARA VISION!

I love Akara, I want to eat it so badly.

I don't think you can delete it, just make yourself to get banned, that's the only solution.

Good job by the police, they should just execute them right away.

It's healthy but don't overdrink so you don't get excessive water and die.

I don't associate with most Nigerians because they gossip too much.