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transportation business is cool. u r free to call or message me on my whatsapp number bellow .

Lagos is one of the most populated state in Nigeria which means that mobility is rampant - people is moving around from one place to another . Engaging oneself in business relating to transportation will be the best option. their are several forms of transportation in Lagos from brt, molue ,bus down to okada . But I consider Keke (Maruwa) has one of the best because it require less capital and risk as compare to the rest. You can invest in new one or fairly used depending on the size of your pocket. If you are interested in going into the business I have fairly used that can last up to two years with valid documents. for more information . pls call 08140746959 or whatsapp me on 07065626746

Lagos is one of the most populated state in Nigeria which means that mobility is rampant - people is moving around from one place to another . Engaging oneself in business relating to transportation will be the best option. their are several forms of transportation in Lagos from brt, molue ,bus down to okada . But I consider Keke(Maruwa) has one of the best because it require less capital and risk as compare to the rest. You can invest in new one or fairly used depending on the size of your pocket. If you are interested in going into the business I have fairly used that can last up to two years with valid documents. for more information . pls call 08140746959 or whatsapp me on 07065626746

luvlyADESUWA:
Good afternoon Nairalanders, pls, I have 150k and I want to go into business, the only business I could really think of right now is transport business, buying a bus or taxi from custom office(Auction sales)...
I intend buying and giving it to someone to b giving me 5k daily...

The prices I saw @custom for their Auction sales are from 300k.

I need someone we can put resources together and go to custom office together and buy d vehicle, get a lawyer and write agreement on how d return would b shared weekly.

Pls, your comments are very welcome.
If anyone also have other good idea I can venture into with the 150k, pls u can still drop d idea....but pls, I mean physical business, N0T online business...

THANKZ

y don't u go into Maruwa Keke instead of motor .
its easy to maintain .
and you can still afford it with the money you have with you

Finest4luv1:
are u on whatsapp

mamakay533:
meaning? or you came here to make advert

yes ,
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pointstores:
Nawa

meaning? or you came here to make advert

Finest4luv1:
are u selling it or is it on higher purchase

am in every aspect of it.
I have for higher purchase ,I also have fairly use (first grade) for sell.
with valid documents.

Lagos is one of the most populated
state in Nigeria which means that
mobility is rampant - people is
moving around from one place to
another .
Engaging oneself in business
relating to transportation will be the
best option.
their are several forms of
transportation in Lagos from brt,
molue ,bus down to okada .
But I consider Keke(Maruwa) has
one of the best because it require
less capital and risk as compare to
the rest.
You can invest in new one or fairly
used depending on the size of your
pocket.
If you are interested in going into
the business I have fairly used that
can last up to two years with valid
documents.
for more information .
pls call
08140746959
or
whatsapp me on
07065626746

Lagos is one of the most populated state in Nigeria which means that mobility is rampant - people is moving around from one place to another .
Engaging oneself in business relating to transportation will be the best option.
their are several forms of transportation in Lagos from brt, molue ,bus down to okada .
But I consider Keke(Maruwa) has one of the best because it require less capital and risk as compare to the rest.
You can invest in new one or fairly used depending on the size of your pocket.
If you are interested in going into the business I have fairly used that can last up to two years with valid documents.
for more information .
pls call
08140746959

the only business am very sure of and I can advice anyone is transportation business . their are good people who is reliable that you can give it to drive for you either on daily deliver or higher purchase .
Keke Maruwa transportation is profitable and lucrative if you can venture into it.

their are fairly used Keke(Maruwa) that can still serve for more than 2years.

for more information call 08140746959

Pls I had that TBC has crash, how true is it ? any one with useful info?

op, it is my conviction that close relative especially your uncle are important to you weather they annoyed u or not.
I will rather fight a friend no matter how good and close he is than a relative no matter how wicked they are . I want you to know one thing relative will always be your relative and you can not change them but you can still find a better friend .
their are many ways to handle issues that it won't result to quarrel this is where. maturity comes in .
you just need to call on your diplomatic skill that is all.
if I were you I would just relocate to a room when the rent dues claiming that I can't afford to pay another rent in the current apartment . and when relocating go with your girl friend this will enable him to find somewhere else to reside as he won't be able to stay in the same room with you and your girlfriend.

NOTE: should never force him out of your house for this will create enmity between your children and his children

OP . You may not decide to end the relationship at once just stop taking her serious since she can't change and see the relationship ending on it's own.
make her less in your priorities .

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Out of excitement, I told her to write her address down because I wanted to visit her personally so we could discuss this goodnews in greater details. She wrote down the address, and excused herself to leave. I didn't notice how seductive she was dressed until she stood to leave. All my adrenaline started running through my head to the tip of my trousers. I rebuked it but it made no difference. It seemed to me she noticed the effects her stature has had on me. I thought I even saw a smile on her face, but it didn't make no difference to me because I had her tithe on my mind. I became restless after she had left. I wanted to run after her, to embrace her from behind, and to also take my tithe of course. But my body was too tired to obey such sentiments. I headed straight home, and had an unusually long rest. When I woke up it was morning already. Since Mondays were my days of rest, I decided to give her a call first thing after I had taken my bath and breakfast. 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KEEP CALLING

Land is still available at

lekki aja
ipaja boystown
festac
agbara
owerri
anambra
abuja
enugun
Ogun state (sango ifo)
and others


thanks for your patronage

LEKKI EPE EXPRESS WAY



Ibeju Lekki on the Lekki-Epe Expressway
axis starts from Abijo up to Eleko
Junction. This stretch of the expressway
has a mixture of residential and
commercial characteristics. The area
already houses business ventures such as
Eleganza Industries, Coscharis Motors
Head Office and a number of built up
residential estates. Of the three locations,
this is where one can buy, build and live
conveniently at present because it is the
most developed part of Ibeju-Lekki. A
plot of land in these axis currently sell
for between N2million to N7million
depending on the nearness to the road
and the nature of the land (solid or
waterlogged).

FOR THOSE CALLING AND ASKING ABOUT IBEJU LEKKI LOCATION





IBEJU LEKKI is one of the most talked about real
estate locations of choice in Lagos. Ibeju-
Lekki is where you have, the Lekki Free
Trade Zone, Lekki Deep Seaport, Dangote
Refinery and Petrochemical Industry,
Dangote Fertilizer Plant, International
(Cargo) Airport, Lekki International Golf
Course, Pan Atlantic University,
Eleganza Industries and many other
upcoming/ongoing landmark projects.
That is why it has become and tagged as
the ideal investment location for
property investors who are looking for
massive future returns in Lagos.
To the prospective investor however, the
important question is where exactly is
Ibeju-Lekki in this regard? To answer
this question, we will explain Ibeju-Lekki
under three broad locations with regard
to the ongoing key projects there. These
include: the FREE TRADE ZONE AXIS; the
ELERANGBE AXIS, and the LEKKI-EPE
EXPRESSWAY axis.




FREE TRADE ZONE AXIS

This is the most commercially viable part
of the three locations and it stretches
from Eleko Beach Road through the Free
Trade Zone Road to La Campagne
Tropicana Resort and beyond. It hosts
the Free Trade Zone, Lekki Deed Seaport,
Dangote Refinery and Petrochemical
Industry, Dangote Fertilizer Plant and
other businesses. The Lekki Free Zone is
designed to be a satellite city to Lagos
with dynamic commerce, trade and
modern industrial sectors with an eco-
city for residents. The Master Plan covers
a total area of about 30 square
kilometers with 27 square kilometers for
urban construction purposes. This will
accommodate a total resident population
of 120,000. The zone is divided into four
phases. The first phase, which is under
construction will feature the Central
Business District, Residential Areas,
Industrial Parks, Logistics and
Warehouses and will be fully ready
soon. A plot of land in this area currently
sells for between N1.5million and
N3million depending on the nearness to
the road and nature of the land (solid or
waterlogged).



ELERANGBE AXIS
This is where you find the cheapest plots
of land in Ibeju-Lekki presently, and is
mostly a residential location. This axis
comprises of places like Okego Village,
Tagbati all the way to Arapagi.
Elerangbe is off Lekki-Epe Expressway to
the left, after Eleko Junction. The key
infrastructure expected to open up this
location is the proposed 4th Mainland
Bridge and the Lekki International
Airport. A plot of land in these areas
currently sell for between N300k and
N1million depending on the nearness to
the road and nature of the land (solid or
waterlogged).

waiting for more calls. keep calling and be fast so that your desire location won't finish make hay while the sun shine

land at lakwe ajah

What you need to KNOW to BLOW


DON'T BE A REAL ESTATE ILLITERATE

If you are not informed you would be deformed, if you are not updated you would be outdated, if you are not inspired you would be expired.
What you know is what determine how far you go in life, get more information that will help you to become what you want to be.

If you understand these real estate principles and adhere to them, you will become one of those people, who you now see as a mysterious rich people

Anybody that is a salary earner and that is the only source of income that you are depending on you are like a person trekking to a wealthy place you won't get their early .It doesn't has anything to do with intelligence, witches or wizard's in your village, it is the vehicle that u choose.

Stock market can crash ,business can go bankrupt but real estate can't because usually, all the properties of any bankrupt company will still remain. That is to say if any company like bank , insurance petrol station etc run down the build and land still remain.

Real estate investment is the only vehicle of wealth creation and the only vehicle of wealth retention. Among every vehicle that can help you to create wealth none of them can help you to retain wealth more than real estate.

Stop thinking of a plot of land ,you can start with a piece of land. If you have money buy land if you don't have money but have access to the money buy and if you don't have but plans for it and towards it.

Your land works for you while you sleep .
Even if you buy a piece of land and leave it vacant that land would be working for you without you doing anything.
You can build a ho on it for rent.
You can lease it out .most of the people are interested in buying to match bag and shoe but their destiny is not matching their bank account .

If you don't have a piece of land to your name , today should mark the end of plotlessness and landlessness in your life

TIMING IS KEY IN REAL ESTATE INVESTMENT, THE EARLIER YOU PLUCK IN, THE BETTER FOR YOU.

DOCUMENTS TO ASK FOR WHEN BUYING LAND ANYWHERE IN NIGERIA


There are a number of crucial documents
1. Receipt
2. Approved survey plan
3. Approved layout
4. Power of Attorney
5. Deed of assignment
6. Certificate of Occupancy ( C of O)



I would categorize the people from which you
can buy any parcel of land into three: An estate
developer, an individual & directly from the family
who claims to owns the land.
If you are dealing with an estate developer
(buying within an estate), you should ask for the
approved survey plan, approved layout, the power
of attorney and the global C of O



If you are buying from an individual or company
(one who has bought and wishes to resell), you
should ask for the receipt, deed of assignment,
approved survey plan and C of O.



Buying directly from the family who claims to
own the land is quite tricky. This is because it is
difficult to determine the true owners of the land
especially when the documents showing
ownership haven't been processed.
Where the documents haven't been processed,
there are no documents to show authenticity and
a prospective buyer has to really a great deal on
word of mouth from the members of the
community to ascertain the true owner(s) of the
land in question.
When the documents have been processed, they
should provide you with the approved survey
plan, approved layout ( where the land is a large
one and is being sold on a per plot basis) and
the C of O.
From my experience, families usually don't go to
the length of processing their C of O. Reason
being that they hope to sell off their land in the
near future thus only do the absolute minimum
required to show authenticity, in this case the
approved survey plan and layout, then passing it
on to the buyer who would go on to perfect his/
her title on the land.



NOTE: It is very important that you have a good
property lawyer before embarking on land/
property purchase. Reason being that your lawyer
is the one who ensures that you don’t run into
legal trouble with land/property documents after
purchase. It’s your lawyer’s job to verify the
authenticity of any title document backing the
land/property.

FOR SITE INSPECTION AND PROFESSIONAL GUIDE CHECK MY SIGNATURE

more flyers will be sent for the asking

sango ifo site

owerri site

ipaja boys town site

WE HAVE LAND AT

LAGOS lekky aja . ibeju lekki . festac
agbara
ipaja boys town


ABUJA behind trade Moore estate


OGUN. ofada owode
Abeokuta
sango ifo
agbowa ikorodun
atan lemonu


ILORIN agbabiaka tanks



ANAMBRA obiagwu opposite police cooperative



OWERRI. along Aba road



ENUGUN. ako-nike community



ASABA. Okpanam



EWEKORO



FOR MORE ENQUIRING AND SITE INSPECTION
PLS CALL 08140746959 , WHATSAPP NO 07065626746

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STARTER/HALF PLOT = 120 BY 30 FT
EXECUTIVE/FULL PLOT= 120 BY 60 FT



HIGHLY SECURED COMMUNITY
FLEXIBLE PAYMENT PLAN ( once or installment)
WELL DESIGNED LAYOUT
NO OMO-ONILE WAHALA
MOTORABLE ROAD NETWORK



BANK DETAILS
zenith : 1013149333
GT bank: 0141336733
UBA: 1018722085
NAME OF ACCOUNTS :pertinence limited



TITLE / DOCUMENTS
global c of o
perimeter survey
deed of assignment

WE HAVE LAND AT

LAGOS lekky aja . ibeju lekki . festac
agbara
ipaja boys town


ABUJA behind trade Moore estate


OGUN. ofada owode
Abeokuta
sango ifo
agbowa ikorodun
atan lemonu


ILORIN agbabiaka tanks



ANAMBRA obiagwu opposite police cooperative



OWERRI. along Aba road



ENUGUN. ako-nike community



ASABA. Okpanam



EWEKORO



FOR MORE ENQUIRING AND SITE INSPECTION
PLS CALL 08140746959 , WHATSAPP NO 07065626746

YOU CAN ALSO REACH US ON
Facebook www.facebook.com/pertinencegroup
Twitter www.twitter.com/pertinencegroup
email pertinencelimited@yahoo.com
youtube www.youtube.com/pertinencegroup
website www.pertinence.com

STARTER/HALF PLOT = 120 BY 30 FT
EXECUTIVE/FULL PLOT= 120 BY 60 FT



HIGHLY SECURED COMMUNITY
FLEXIBLE PAYMENT PLAN ( once or installment)
WELL DESIGNED LAYOUT
NO OMO-ONILE WAHALA
MOTORABLE ROAD NETWORK



BANK DETAILS
zenith : 1013149333
GT bank: 0141336733
UBA: 1018722085
NAME OF ACCOUNTS :pertinence limited



TITLE / DOCUMENTS
global c of o
perimeter survey
deed of assignment

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