Very soon they will come out and say " see meat"...
How people eat this creature still baffles me

Daniel7543:
Should we tell her?

No need, allow her enjoy the moment.....

Las las when e cast, she go gather us here for testimony.....

The way I heard it, he gets a percentage for every khaki worn by an NYSC member and calculate the number of corp members yearly.....


In fact, I was told the money he makes on corp members is more than one can possibly imagine.
So he has to keep mute or else this agreement could be flushed down the toilet....

But what do I know, it's just what I heard on the streets

Bunch of idiots...
you have the strength for this one but can't come out to condemn what your kinsman is doing to your country.....

So this man still get money like this?
With what happened to him in Nigerian banks, I thought he would be struggling to stay afloat.....well, weldon sir and more grace

See Dem, na Dem gather for here..... Una go explain taya.....

By the way Israel, keep giving these terrorists what they deserve.......I mean the ones in Nigeria.... more heartbreak.....

VeryWickedMan:


I would have screamed for help.
My neighbours love me.

Of course, though I meant , with she turning out to be a man, where would you have put your JT?

Lailai...... this one choke, sotey na slap wake you.
Indeed Nothing person wey dey look for kpekus up and down no go see for this life. See the 'orc' with muscles and chain for leg....

just thinking out loud.....which hole would you have dug into if something had happened in the night?

EreluRoz:
I oppose it strongly does that make me a mischief maker?

First of all, sir, with all due respect, who are you sef in the scheme of things? ......

Abegi....even if na once

Morbeta11:


https://gazettengr.com/explosion-rocks-abuja-two-wounded-police-say-blast-caused-by-overheated-waste-bin/

Maitama ba?

Perhaps, now they will understand what ordinary Nigerians go through....

Way to go.... Get rid of all those that will sabotage your government and start a fresh....

At least now we know if you fail, then it's solely on your head

DeAdvokate:
I noticed that Isreal, a bellicose and controversial country is not participating in the Asian tournament.

Why?

Oga, Israel doesn't play in Asian cup, it is a European country and as such participates in Euro and European league.....

For him mind, him go dey say " Who send me? I for no gree for them". And the dude ain't even eating, only that bottle water for him.....
The things men go through just to make them happy.....

Marry this one and take her where?... Ahh, my mother who doesn't talk regularly will have so much to say about this.....

Some girls will be doing things without thinking about the consequences tomorrow......

When we tell them not to abuse drugs, they will call us old school or Jew men.....now see what it has done to this one.....

Killing your father without remorse, when the kolo clear, your eyes too go clear

Damn, a time cometh when the corruption perpetuated under dullard Buhari will be used as case study in school.... almost everyone within the corridors of power turned into a thief

Lailai..... ok oh, we're waiting oh

Some women with wahala na 5 and 6.

Na this kind pyjamas you want seduce your husband for night abi you want use am pursue the man.....

But the man sef, you no see her before una sleep ne?

Simple yet great meal.... Enjoy your self ,man.... No go dey do pass your self

Wetin concern that man?
Of course while marriage is good , especially for a woman, you can't use it taunt those who aren't married or , use it as a basis for being successful or

Dem no advice this one abi him no gree hear their advice....
At the end of it all......."Experience is the best teacher "

Watch how they will attack Bloomberg and term it names......
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However, for the sake of innocent Nigerians going through hell because of the policies of this administration, I hope Bloomberg is wrong.....

Let the politicians and any one who is without sin cast the first stone....

See how they will come for him as if they're all saints

Well, we don't know if it's true or not but one truth is if you marry a bad woman, you are in serious trouble already, most men live unhappy lives because of the wrong choices they made while choosing their spouses....

Unmarried guys, shine your eye well well oh, of this goes both ways, ladies shine ur eyes too, money doesn't guarantee happiness in a home

Dreamhighnow:
Tooor


E go favour u and your family

I will personally vote tinubu next election. Sebi u na no wan get sense

The most annoying part is that a lot of people who can barely feed themselves are the ones shouting jagaban up and down.

One called me recently and saying that Baba really disappointed them. That he doesn't know e be baba buruku. I was like I tried to convince u during election but una dey abuse me

Anyway make una dey enjoy una renewed shege.

you see ehn, we mus vote am again come 2027.... Those miscreants must learn the hard way

spice123:
Fine face and good body shape does not put food on the table. When you get married and have at least 2 children, you will understand better. You pay house rent, feeding, schools fees, children clothes, utilities and co all by yourself without her input? I laugh...

Have you thought of when you die early after marrying her and how she's gonna cope with the bills? Let me give you a simple run down...

1. House rent --- minimum (500k yearly)
2. School fee (2kids) termly 200k (Good quality school oo)
3. Feeding monthly (40-60k) for family of 4
4. Emergency and utility / gas/ others (20k)

My bro, after 2-4 years of marriage, you will regret such a decision. Even if you open a business for her, It is still you that will hustle for that setup depending on the business. After 5-7 years of the marriage when you have exhausted yourself trying to proof breadwinner alpha male lolsss you will look older than your age

It even gets worse if the woman is a nagging, ungrateful woman giving you problems in the marriage.... if she's a good wife, better sef

Unemployment loading.....

They didn't see it coming..... They thought Fubara was just going to lay low and let them destroy him

I did, used to think it was from JohnBull

Never give up in life, keep trying especially when you know what's inside of you .....