Buhari and his cohorts have finally finished this country, sotey police no see salary..... No wonder my police friend dey do one kind one kind, looking for people make Dem just enter him trap
Tomorrow if youths agitate, na these same policemen Dem go send to shoot them

SocialJustice:
E be like say egusi soup cheap for São Palo pass Nigeria self.

I swear...... Only say the leaves no too plenty.... Abi Dem no too get ugwu and bitter leaf?

The fanatical chaps that will still say 'Sai Baba,' enjoy una selves

E concern you, as in, you are entirely on your own. Oyinbo wey no get sense

The beginning of APC's downfall..... Their greed and personal interests will finally lead this party to it's destruction.
I don't really care though, with the way they have rubbished prices of food and other commodities, let them go

Don't kill your self my bro, or even get a HBP because of a woman. Most women are the same, you sacrifice alot for her and one day she tells you have never done anything for her.
My advice, avoid her tantrums and pretend she and her wahala don't exist. Live your life and be happy, and eat well oh. When she comes back to her senses, life continues well. Any time she shuts you out,ignore her.
This is for your health,

Religion of piss , my arse

You did us proud sir..... You are truly a legend in Nigerian football..... Indomie generation can't understand why we stayed awake till 3am to watch Nigeria at Atlanta 1996.
These days I can't even go out at 5pm to watch Super Eagles play, no passion cos of the way they play.

If you dey complain, wetin Toto local government for Nasarawa state go talk?....
Aunt , abi make we begin call am ' Penis' or 'JT'?

Oga Bubu, if only you'd imitated Goodluck in so many ways, Nigeria would have been better than it is now, in fact we would have seen you as a hero.

All the things we do in the name of God .......
God will be surprised at how we have used His name to destroy humanity, defraud the gullible and so commit so many atrocities..... Dolly Patton's song ' Hello God's vividly captures this
But the Bible has a word for these...... "Get away from me, for I know you not"

When your village people decide to dust your file and make it top of the list before hanging hanging it outside for all to see.
How on Earth will you logically climb an electric pole to save a bird in Nigeria? This isn't right
Rip Sir

jimter44:


The Whites were still ruling us and that's why things done on merits.

Perhaps then, there's the urgent need for them to and continue before we destroy all that's left of sanity in Nigeria

When Nigeria was still good as a country and not everything was based on connection or nudity the parameter for measuring beauty......
By the way, Slay Queens come and see oh, Mama na Nurse.....

While your girlfriend is a thief, because of love of course, if you no marry her however , the thunder wey go strike you don dey wear cover shoe for you.....

Abi that one na special order wey Dem come give wrong customer? Nothing surprises me again in Nigeria

Lagos again? God protect Lagos and all Lagosians going about their legit hustle, including all Nigerians going about their legit hustle.

While it is wrong and totally inexcusable for these loan companies to breach people's data and resort to blackmail, it is VERY IMPORTANT THAT ANYONE WHO TAKES LOAN FROM THESE COMPANIES SHOULD TRY TO PAY BACK.

Lalong is a disgrace to Plateau people....... But Plateau, our Jerusalem will prevail..... And so will all other states sold by their governors for a " plate of porridge"....

Just five months and she's had affair with two or three men? Damn bro, maybe she's not really ready to be a wife......
By the way, it's frustrating when one leaves the other to initiate sex always, very annoying. But you need wisdom here bro, you know her better.

If FFK has gone to the the other side to chop the national cake, who are these ordinary folks not to chop as well? Government of chop chop

Keanu Reeves all the way for me, Smith comes after

Starseed:


Its like you have asensemia, "lack of sense". Illiterates everywhere

And now it looks like you are the one suffering from your asensemia, "lack of sense". If only you had sense, you would have known these doctors have been fighting over these same demands for more than a year.

And now that Ngige has withheld their salaries, you want them to return to work and continue negotiation. Haba Bros, get well from your asensemia

Your talk is foolish and bereft of logic and reasoning, guided by irrationality and sentiment..... in short, what I mean to say is your reasoning is as ugly as that trouser your father wore to Imo......
Rip Sir Obadiah, we in Southern Kaduna, Plateau and Benue understand what you were saying....

Isn't that how most marriages are? Sometimes your partner does or says something and you look at her as though she's a total stranger and think ' but she was not like this when we were dating, abi I made a mistake?
Sometimes you feel she should just go and leave you alone......
But at the end of the day, when you think of the love and good times you shared, you beam with hope.
Don't mind me, a veteran of 4 years in a relationship who ended up marrying the same girl and now in our fourth year as a married couple

Gamer999:
johesu no longer joining the strike!
na today you know?
abeg make dem wait till I graduate dem dey can go on a 100year strike if dey so please
God bless Nigeria
God bless you and yours
May God deliver kogi state from the hands of evil government.

You seem so sure about Johesu not going on strike..... Thought they had a meeting and would declare the strike this night

Meanwhile Johesu will join Nard to shut down the health sector. The dullard's government can borrow money to construct rail from Nigeria to Niger yet can settle ASUU, Nard, Johesu and Mdcan..... If to say police and soldiers too can go on strike, Dem for don go. Nigeria is doomed

Madam what is your problem? What do you really want? This man's addiction is just football, not girls or excess alcohol and you are complaining...... Some ladies will be shaking their heads and wishing......