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Tightpussy2024:
and it is peppering you that I opened legs for 10m men yet refused you. You must be sleepless at night as you wonder what those men have that you dont.

Pele

🤣🤣🤣🤣, you're a day dreamer, I can't even allow a low level prostitute and baby Mama for multiple men like you shake my hand 👏 even for #10m. Ashawo no be work ooo go get a life .

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Tightpussy2024:
Say the truth, what is biting you is that women are having sex frequently yet people like you don't get to hug girls talk more of see puna.

there you go , what's your body counts ? Let me guess ; 1,666,000

I'm still searching for jennyclay's and tightpussy2024's comments here , their own body counts go be like jamb scores of a brilliant student.

Eucarl:
My girlfriend of 2 years that I have made plans to marry in few months time just opened up about her body count and it’s bothering me, can’t get it out of my head.

We’ve made wedding plans but over the weekend we were talking, I asked her what’s her body count, it was just a harmless question, I didn’t plan to ask but one thing lead to another and I asked, she casually said 5.

I know her and I know when she is lieing , I knew she wasn’t completely honest to I asked again and assured her her past won’t change my mind about my decision of settling down with her, after all our wedding plans have been finalised, it’s just a matter of the date and time to come.

She paused for a while then she opened up, her body count was 67, she remembers the names of the men, the year, date and time.

I was shocked…. 67! What!!

Even as a man I haven’t slept with 67 ladies. It has been in my head since, I couldn’t sleep, I couldn’t even look her on the eyes like I used to.

I am not and over thinker, but I have been thinking about this… 67 men, that means she must have had s*x more than 200 times or more.

Please, someone should talk me out of this before I go crazy… I love her I can’t even think of leaving her, but this is stuck in my head. Help me guys

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she didn't even tell you the truth with this number, they can never tell you accurate number , so you have to employ the BD formular to get close to the accurate number i.e Y multiply by 10 divided by 3, Y is the whatever number she tells you and 3 is the number of years you have been together with her , for example, in your own case 67 X 10 is 670/3 your nearest accurate number is 223 times , she might have excluded the one night stands, sarewa stands , lots of urgent 2k payback stands, indomies and eggs show stands , chop and clean mouth 👄 stands, and for those of them that are bisexual or bi curious, they always remove this side from their story. Then most importantly don't forget the okafor's law

advanceDNA:
Na girl ooo

just realized that on a closer look, thanks

See what this young lady has achieved for herself in her tender age and someone will come to tell us to wait till age 18 before being eligible to write jamb or enter university..

When you betrayed your brother by selling him out ,the buyer would never trust you,I don't pity people that are facing the consequences of their karma

Try to get the name of company that deployed the app first, its usually written below the name of the app on play store,e.g Hollandale, Fintech,etc that's the company registered by the CBN then Report the company to the ethicsoffice@cbn.gov.ng with proof or call any of this number to report them,: +234 9 462 39246
+234 9 462 36000 , don't forget to mention the name of the app involved in the mess, bye bye to their license in advance. Or you involve police or civil defence Corp by reporting Cyber bullying against the number that initiated the criminal act, telecoms has the details of all numbers operating on their networks to get the culprits is like a walk in the Park.

Tightpussy2024:
Imagine how manmade , fahvvy, reminderz and other wretchs will have danced since they cant afford children school fees.i am sure their clubfoot will have reached the ceiling.

Poverty has no remorse.

This olosho/baby mama is at it again 🤣🤣, manmade no dey do oloshos or baby mamas ,pls try your luck with the next guy.

He said the law makers earn N500,000 monthly.

He was corrected by Tajudeen Abbas, speaker of the house, who said they receive N600,000 in monthly salaries.
. they don't even know how much they're earning , bunch of liars

Nigeria my country, By the time they add; the age of the kids at entry point let's say 6years to 6 years in pry sch to another 6 years in secondary school then 4 years in university plus 2 years for ASSU strikes then we will be having graduates of 24 years then 1 year in NYSC making 25 years, ,

After looking up for the name of the person supposedly scammed and I discovered it's not in your post I just send cursess your way because you're one of the people trying to tarnished the image of oni and the gods of Yoruba Land won't allow you to have rest of mind

DMerciful01:
EFCC...food don set

Na small pikin , you want EFCC to arrest?

What a name! He is a crook indeed.

Kobojunkie:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Who lead the Kenyan children? 🤣🤣🤣

a young man like you.

Kobojunkie:
Stop rambling abeg!

anyone can stay on the Internet and be forming super star as you're doing now . People like you are called internet wailers

Kobojunkie:
Write a petition? Are you joking? This is your understanding of things yet you have been arguing blindly and vehemently all of this while? Please stop and look at what the Kenyan children!

lead others will follow.

Kobojunkie:
1. First of all the goat-yam analogy is a very stewpid one in this case. Embezzlement is a criminal offense. So, says the Constitution. All those who commit crimes are to be stripped of their office, and prosecuted like the criminals they are. This is simple. So, I don't understand why I need to repeat it over and over again.

2. The same thing happens here in the United States. Embezzlement happens here from time to time. We don't rush to change the laws when it does. NO, we simply do the common sense thing every time, without fail. Any government official caught embezzling public funds is stripped of his office and prosecuted for all crimes committed. So, I am not certain why this idea is just hard for you to grasp.

3. Stop lying, at least to yourselves! You know they embezzled funds yet all you did was take one of the yams away from them and call it a day? And worse, you do this by completely ignoring the very Constitution of the land. Are you for real? What about all the funds they have already embezzled? What about the State funds, loans, etc., they will continue to embezzle? Why do you folks think like this?

write ✍️ a petition to the EFCC and list out the names of the people that you knew have
embezzled state fund and stacked it in USA then carryy a placard to the state house the following day to mount pressure on them to seized and release those funds to Nigeria govt. You think Nigerian social economic problems can be solved on the Internet by the online warriors like you? I was born and breed in Nigeria and I understand the country like the back of my Palm .

This is a mumu Data , where are the names of the appointees and their portfolios to confirm your assertion, anybody can just cooked up some figures as you did up there

Kobojunkie:
1. Oh WOW!! So, because it is not child's play, Nigerians shouldn't even attempt it at all? Who told you need to president's support to impeach a governor? Are you kidding me? Do you people even listen to yourselves? Why do you people think like this?

This conversation is the reason why I remain convinced that the Nigerian people are not ready for change at all. They sit back and make excuses for illegalities perpetrated against them yet they dare to complain about the treatment they get from their government. It is like watching a bunch of confused elements rant on about how not much is to be expected of them even while insisting thy are important. Make up your minds abeg! Either do something to change your situation or forever hold your peace on these issues.

BluntCrazeMan:
If the elected leaders gets inaugurated before the LG allocations are concluded,, then their State would be included in the allocation.

There are two things involved here , it's either you're pretending not to understand Nigerian political terrain or you are actually far from the reality, if you shout from now till next year on the need for people to vote for their conscience, many people will still come out to collect money and sell their votes , a lot of things are involved on why it's happening like that, that's a story for another day,now back to the topic, it's undisputable that you can't remove or impeached a sitting governor in Nigeria without the assistance of federal government, Ayo Fayose was successful impeached during his first tenure in ekiti state because he was disrespectful to OBJ , ngige was kidnapped as a sitting governor by his God father and forced to tender resignation letter until the public outcry made them to restate him , where were you when all this thing were happening? What was your contribution to stop it ? So that we would understand that you're not one of the " bunch of people sitting back"[b][/b], you may say , that was a long time ago, where were you and your the likes when governor SIM fubara of river state demolished the house of assembly complex and pursued the legislatures out to fore install the plan to impeach him? , You may also make an excuse that you're not from River State and it doesn't really concern you. Let's give you an assignment: it's a well known fact that none of the 109 senators is performing to expectations in their various constituency, so open a register to collect the signatures of the 50% voters registered in your constituency and initiates the process of recalling your senator from national assembly, put the advert online and other media. I want to check how patriotic you are .

Kobojunkie:
That is not true at all since not all Governors ILLEGALLY took control of their LGs in 1999. The Constitution, since 1999, has always maintained a separation between the Governors and the LGs, the same as it exists today. There was no reason why the people should have allowed such illegality to continue. The Constitution allows for the impeachment of Governors.

2. Why in the world would an LG chairman need to rebel against the Governor when the Constitution makes clear that there is a separation of concerns at the 3 layers? An LG Chairman ought instead to take his complaint to the electorates who have the power to contain their House of Assembly to investigate and remove the offending Governor from office.

Again, one illegality does not resolve another illegality is what I keep saying here.

Did you know that since 1999, there have only been about 6 attempts made to impeach criminal Governors and most of the attempts were not initiated by the electorates but rather by opposition politicians?

you're talking as if you don't understand Nigeria politics, impeachment of governor is not a child play and can't succeed unless with the full support of the president, take for example what is happening in river state, the best way to maintain clear separation of powers is to allow each unit of the federal system to manage it's purse, why I be elected as a chairman by my local government people, only for someone to be telling me that I can't manage my funds , if the people that elected me believed in me then I don't need the validation of any governor to operate or guide how I expend my funds.

Kobojunkie:
Indeed it is final but that given it is against the Constitution — basically ignore the very document the Supreme Court was set up to uphold at all cost — it should cause every Nigerian out there to do think. If the Supreme court of the land has no respect for the contract upon which Nigeria itself is defined, then what confidence should the Nigerian people have in its courts?

2. Again, the Constitution was ignored since it contains no ambiguity in this particular instance; it was not interpreted. The decision made by the Supreme Court was rather a political one, not a constitutional one.

3. The Law may not be static, however, that is by no means a reason to completely ignore it.

Again, every time your government circumvented the Constitution— attempted to resolve an illegality by way of another illegality— it has always ended worse for the Nigerian people. And your government has been digging many such holes, back to back, for the last 25 years of this democracy. The ones who have almost always come out at the top every time though are the many criminals in government. I am talking about those who committed the initial illegalities and those who attempted to use illegal means to resolve problems — or at least claimed that was their intention. It never works out for the Nigerian people, and it is no different this time either.

I believed you're not in support of the governors having access to too much money at their disposal to the extent of embezzling billions of dollars every now and then, then what other way to curb this excess if not by removing the yam from the shed of the goats, the constitution stated that we are practicing federal system of government, check how it's been practice in USA and other federal systems all over, no where in the world have the governor taking money on behalf of the local government or municipal government, the only people that may find this new development unpleasant are the governors and those benefiting from the free loots , I have a feelings that you're one of the caretaker committee that's about to loose his position of free money 💰 or you're indirectly benefiting from the status quo

Kobojunkie:
You know that not all State Governors are guilt of pillaging State accounts. However, you will scarcely find any LG Council that has responsibly carried out even 1/3rd of its Fourth Schedule Functions in the past 25 years. How many times have you heard of the people in the Local Government sacking and prosecuting any of their LG Chairmans for embezzlement?

Good ! You're now coming back to the main problem on ground, right from 1999 when this constitution was handed to us by the military, the local government chairmen have always been at the mercies of their governor, they don't have free hand to operate, check the news on goggle, you will see a few of local government chairman that tried to rebel against their governors because of this reason and their administration will be dissolved by executive order or by the pronouncement of the house of assembly, that's why you hardly find reputable people or politicians contesting for either councillorship or as LG chairmen but with this new development you will begin to notice grassroots developmental projects here and there.

Kobojunkie:
Wrong! The Supreme Court is not the Law of the land. Rather the Constitution is the Supreme Law of the Land and it does not grant the FG direct access to the Local Governments. The Supreme Law of the Land maintains a direct separation of concerns between the FG, State, and LG by way of what is currently defined. None of the 3 branches directly interact at all. Rather, funds are deposited into an account which is then distributed by the National and State Houses of Assembly

It is wrong to insist that the court interpret the Constitution. Rather, in an attempt to resolve an issue of illegality, the Supreme Court chose to put forth ideas that directly contravene the Supreme Law of the Land. Essentially, the Supreme Court, by giving the FG this go-ahead (supposedly) completely ignored the contents of subsections 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 of section 162 of the Nigerian Constitution. How much more against the Constitution can that get?

I have a feelings that you are not oblivion of the fact that the decision of the supreme court is final in a case like this ..., The constitution has been interpreted and that's the final , the law look at the intent of legislation whenever there's ambiguity like the instant case and they have given it clear interpretations , I don't think I mentioned it anywhere that the supreme court is the law of the land , but court makes new law by the interpretation of the intent of legislators to meet the demands of the present situations, that's why it's commonly said that law is not statics, it grows everyday as the situation demands.

Kobojunkie:
The Governors that have been stealing from both LG accounts and state accounts are not accountable to the people? Really?

The people can easily call on their senators and reps in the State Assembly to have their Governors impeached and prosecuted but they have mostly refused to do so to date. So, what makes you think the same people would do that in the case of the LGs? It is like Nigerians prefer to piss down their own backs on behalf of their criminal politicians or something.

local government chairman is closer to the locals than the governor, they don't have any excuse not to perform now, they also don't have immunity like the governor so if they deal anyhow with people's fund ,they go see anyhow ,not every local people can find their way to the state capital to meet the governor but the local people can relate with their LG chairmen freely, remember that the money we are talking about here is in billions of naira oo.

Kobojunkie:
The Governors that have been stealing from both LG accounts and state accounts are not accountable to the people? Really?

The people can easily call on their senators and reps in the State Assembly to have their Governors impeached and prosecuted but they have mostly refused to do so to date. So, what makes you think the same people would do that in the case of the LGs? It is like Nigerians prefer to piss down their own backs on behalf of their criminal politicians or something.

This is about logic and common sense, it's like you're saying which one is better between relating with your class Rep and the SUG president, would you prefer to be getting your needs and entitlements from the class Rep or the SUG president , who may not even know you in person, if your bursary forms or handouts is given to the class Rep, there is high probability that every members of the class's interest would be more protected than giving it to SUG president that probably has other things to attend to, and remember it's called federal system of government for a reason.

Kobojunkie:
That is not the Law. That is instead the illegal —unconstitutional — idea your FG has come up with to take control of the LGs for itself.

seemed you don't understand what the law means, the recent supreme court decisions on the LG autonomy is the law until same is either reverse or review by the same court, the Court has interpreted the relevant sections of the constitution to mean direct payment to LGs and that no
election no fund to the LGs

Righteousness2:
What I see Here from the write up is a son who did not know or understand the message his Dad was passing and so He didn't do what was Needful


First Sign

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Second Sign

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I Perceive the hotness the Father was feeling here was not a normal hotness. He was feeling a heat from the other side of Eternity.



All his Dad was asking for Here was For the young man to lead him to JESUS .

could you for once stop attributing everything to religion? In your little mind , you always have the impression that you're the only one that is safe and righteous ? You have never seen any other person worthy of going to heaven except you and your group of little minded fake pastors, exploiting people here and there in the name of tithes, Jesus have said it in the Bible that majority of people like you would be shocked when God is doing final selections as many of you, doing pharisees type of holiness would be benched in hell .

snapshot:
The funds is for the LGAs and not for the chairman,so the federal government would be wrong withholding money due to a tier of government that is constitutionally recognized

well, that' from moral angle but there is different between morality and law , the law is that no election no fund .

CrossRhodes:
You are assuming the LG chairmen will not embezzle like governors too?!

if they do ,they would be accountable to their people and EFCC, thank God,they don't have immunity from being prosecuted ,this arrangement is better than having a governor dealing with the local government fund as if he likes.

EreluRoz:
He was busy commenting on threads yesterday instead of still hiding and he didn't show remorse but trying to deny it.

The wife in question said in court that she was not beaten by jarus, he also denied beating his wife so what exactly are you looking for again? Why crying more than the bereaved? It's your type of people that made former president buhari called us lazy youth, go get busy girl!